"Auntie, I want to go too."
"Okay, that's all for today. Everyone, line up to go to the toilet! Those who can't hold it in, stand at the front of the line." Aunt Li put the children who most needed to use the toilet at the front of the line.
When Aunt Li returned from the restroom, she wrote six simple vowels on the blackboard.
"Let's review the six simple vowels now."
“Come on, I’ll say it once, and everyone repeat after me. Open your mouth wide, aaa,” Aunt Li said, pointing to the first letter, “a.”
"Open your mouth wide a~a~a~!"
"The rooster crows, ooo."
"Big rooster, crow crow, o~o~o~!"
Mei Si raised her hand, puzzled.
What's wrong with Sisi?
"The rooster doesn't crow 'cock-a-doodle-doo,' it crows 'ooh ooh ooh~~'!" Mei Si imitated the real sound of a rooster.
"...I was just using an analogy," Aunt Li said, pressing her temples.
"Using an analogy? Shouldn't you find something more similar? You're misleading everyone, making them think that roosters crow." Mei Si looked at Aunt Li seriously, feeling that she was becoming more and more unreliable.
"...It was my fault, Auntie will not make such comparisons again," Aunt Li said weakly.
"Mm." Mei Si nodded with satisfaction.
"..."
"Okay, let's continue, big white goose, eee."
"Big white goose, e~e~e~!" Everyone repeats along.
"Clothes, iii".
"Clothes, i~i~i~!" the children continued to chant.
"The crows in the tree uuu".
"The crows in the trees, u~u~u~!"
"The little fish is blowing bubbles üüü".
“Auntie!” Meiss raised her hand again and shouted loudly.
Aunt Li wanted to pretend she didn't see it, but all the children stopped and looked at Mei Si.
"What's wrong? Is there something you can't do?" Aunt Li asked with a forced smile.
"What does blowing bubbles have to do with ü?" Mei Si looked at Aunt Li seriously.
“…It’s alright,” Aunt Li said expressionlessly.
"Why not just say 'little fish'? And why did you add 'blowing bubbles' when you mentioned 'crows in trees'?"
"..." Aunt Li was almost crying. She felt like Mei Si was teaching her, not the other way around.
Finally, free time arrived, and Aunt Li breathed a huge sigh of relief. Today was finally over!
"Sisi, let's go!" As soon as Mei's mom got off work, she rushed over. She ran and stumbled into the daycare and found that her daughter already had a playmate. Her worries that had been hanging over her all day finally subsided.
"Mom." Mei Si waved to Liu Jiajia and Xu Aihua and walked towards her mother.
"Did you have fun today?" Mei's mother asked as she walked with her daughter in hand.
"There's no meat," Mei Si pouted, pointing out her biggest complaint.
"Pfft! You little glutton! You can't eat meat at daycare, that would mean a lot of people having to share it. Would you be willing to share meat with everyone?"
"...Let's eat at home." Mei thought for a moment and felt that her mother was right. If there were too many people, the meat might be gone in just a few bites.
What did you learn today? Did you learn it?
“That Aunt Li, she always teaches the wrong things,” Mei Si said, frowning.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Mei's mother stopped abruptly and asked her daughter.
"She said she bought two pieces of candy first, then went and bought three more. She could have bought five at once, but she insisted on buying them in two separate trips. And what's more, she doesn't even know what 2 + 3 equals?!"
“…She just…um…did that to teach you math. She usually just buys 5 candies. Aunt Li isn’t unaware that 2 + 3 = 5. She asked that to test you all, since many children don’t know what 2 + 3 equals.” Mei’s mother suddenly didn’t want to ask anymore. She felt her daughter must be doing well at daycare.
Mei's Mom: Sister Li, you've really worked hard!
"Mom, where are the security cameras at the daycare? What are security cameras?" Mei thought of the conversation between Youzi and Bobo in the group chat and decided to ask Mei's mom, who was more reliable than Aunt Li.
"Surveillance? What's that? Does the daycare have such a thing?" Aunt Mei had never heard of surveillance cameras before.
Mei Si: Mom doesn't even know what surveillance is, and Gou Sheng is gone. Are we going to have to use the God of Exams to possess us?
Mei Si sat in the back seat of her father's car and opened the group chat again.
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Dangdang: I'm in a good mood today, I've written 10,000 words in a day, I'll go write some more later.
Bobo: That's awesome!
Old Xia: Sigh!
Bobo: Lao Xia, how did it go? How did that teacher resolve it?
Old Xia: What's there to solve! I've been watching the surveillance footage for days and haven't found anything. Today I asked the teacher and found out that she confiscated my son's toys.
Bobo: Huh? Toys? What does this have to do with the teacher treating him badly?
Old Xia: ...The teacher gave me the toy today. As soon as I gave it to my son, he stopped complaining that the teacher was mean to him.
cake:……
Dangdang: ...How old is your son?
Old Xia: 4 years old.
Dangdang: With proper training, he has a bright future and could become a movie star.
Old Xia: ……
Bobo: Are all kids these days so smart? I feel like I was an idiot when I was little.
Coconut flakes: Um...
Dangdang: You haven't shown up for a long time, has it been several months?
Bobo: Yes, it seems like it's been about 3 months.
Coconut flakes: I just wanted to...
Lao Xia: What kind of coupon do you want?
Coconut flakes: God of exams.
※Old Xia gave Ye Si a picture of "Exam God Possession".
Coconut flakes: Thank you!
Dangdang: Why are you so obsessed with this thing?
Shredded coconut: I like it.
cake:……
Old Xia: ……
Dangdang: ...
Yuzu: What's wrong? What happened? [Confused]
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After arriving home, May started using the exam preparation materials to answer her recent questions.
Mei Si: What are red eggs? What is surveillance? Why make games? Why do they get so excited when they sing?
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