Chapter 197 Life safety is important, but face is more important!
Eunuch Li couldn't stand it anymore and came over and whispered: "Well, Lord Xiaolin, you don't need to record this."
Even a burp has to be recorded, so how many things do you have to record in a day.
Lin Mo asked a little confused: "Why not record it? Isn't it necessary to record the emperor's affairs, big or small?"
Uh... This question really stumped Emperor Xuande and Eunuch Li.
It is indeed necessary to record it, but it is not recorded in such detail. It would be so embarrassing if future generations saw it.
Bai Xiao cooperated with Lin Mo and said: [Mo Mo, you don't have to listen to them, just remember, these must be written down. The emperor of the previous dynasty had people record every 12 hours of the day, including what dishes and meals he ate, when he went to the toilet, and even the shape of his stool, because that emperor was particularly afraid of death. ]
[If he got sick, he could find the cause of the disease immediately based on these, so that emperor lived to be 92 years old! ]
Lin Mo: [Is it so amazing! It turns out that people still have to live more cautiously. Living cautiously means being responsible for yourself. ]
Hearing this, Emperor Xuande immediately corrected his attitude. In fact, it's not that he can't remember it. Life safety is the most important thing, isn't it?
But not long after, he regretted having this idea.
"Really don't need to go in?"
Lin Mo stood outside the door and asked seriously, "Don't you need to record it?"
The emperor and the empress inside didn't know what to say.
Records must be recorded, but you are not allowed to come in to record!
The empress sighed and said, "Why did you think of transferring Lord Xiaolin to do things?" Where do you get the courage!
Now, people will watch over you when you sleep.
Emperor Xuande sighed and regretted it in his heart, "I didn't expect this to happen. Just now when I went to the toilet, she almost followed me in. Fortunately, Eunuch Li stopped her. She also told me that the emperors of the previous dynasties had to record these things."
It's really embarrassing. Let the eunuch record these things in the future.
Eunuch Li kept saying outside: "You have a special eunuch to record, so Lord Xiaolin doesn't need to worry about this matter. After all, Lord Xiaolin hasn't left the palace yet, so it's not convenient for him to deal with this matter."
"Why don't you go to bed early, Lord Xiaolin? The sick boy will be back today, and he will recover quickly from his illness."
This afternoon was really too hard to bear. She even had to record the emperor's farts.
She recorded how long the emperor dozed off, including his sleeping posture and whether his mouth was open.
The key is that you can't say anything to her. She is really dedicated, but a little too dedicated.
Lin Mo sighed and said a little disappointedly: "Is that so? Then I will go back to sleep first. Although the man will recover from his illness tomorrow, I still want to play in the palace for a day. It has been agreed that I can play here for two days. I can't regret it." She
has been working all day, and she has no time to go to the palace to play or go around.
Bai Xiao: [Alas, work is so tiring. You have written so many words today. Your hands must be tired. ]
[The little eunuch is almost recovered from his illness. It's just a little cold. But I don't know what happened. Today, Eunuch Li suddenly sent a lot of people to take care of this little eunuch, staying up late and serving him. Could it be that this little eunuch has some special identity? 】
【But this is not right, if this little eunuch has some special identity, I must know it, this little eunuch is just an ordinary eunuch. 】
Lin Mo suddenly took a breath of cold air in his heart: 【Could this little eunuch be related to Eunuch Li, just like the son that suddenly appeared last time. 】
Eunuch Li standing next to him: ... Can you two stop thinking so divergently? I entered the palace when I was a child, and you want to give me a son again!
Bai Xiao: 【It's a disciple relationship, just like you, but he is a real disciple, not a fake one like you. 】
Eunuch Li: Yes, it was you who got me the title of castration master.
After a lot of persuasion, Lin Mo finally returned to his own palace.
Originally, there were palace maids and eunuchs serving her, but she chased them all out.
"I don't like so many people staring at me while I sleep, it's so embarrassing."
Lin Mo has lived here for so many years and still doesn't like other people in the room, of course, except Bai Xiao.
Even at home, when they sleep at night, there are only the two of them in the room, and the maids are far away.
But even if Lin Mo doesn't want someone to watch over her, Madam Lin still sends someone to watch over her at night, but they are far away, but they can still be heard if they shout.
Bai Xiao couldn't hold it in for a day and he became bigger when he chased people out.
"Hurry up and bring out all the food. I'm really starving today."
Bai Xiao hadn't been this hungry for a long time. He was in a shrunk state all day. It was really depressing.
Lin Mo took out some snacks and they started eating. "Fortunately, I listened to you and brought some food, otherwise I would really be starving."
"Why isn't the food the emperor eats as good as the food at home? The food we had at the palace banquet before tasted pretty good."
Lin Mo thought about the taste of the dishes he had at the last banquet. They were also delicious. Why aren't the dishes he eats today as good as the food at home?
Bai Xiao said vaguely with a snack in his mouth: "We must try our best at the midnight meeting. After all, it is a royal banquet. We can't eat as much as at a banquet. After all, we have to eat sparingly and fill our stomachs. Safety is the most important thing."
Lin Mo nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I saw that the emperor's food was eaten by the eunuchs first and then given to him. So he ate what others left."
Bai Xiao paused, thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be true.
After dinner, the two fell asleep, and Bai Xiao was still lying on Lin Mo's face.
"Sleep better and don't block my nose. I often wake you up when I fall asleep."
Lin Mo patted the little man on his face, and Bai Xiao kissed her nose, "I know, I know, sweetheart, go to sleep quickly."
The two of them slept quite comfortably, after all, they were not picky about where to sleep.
But the emperor and his wife didn't sleep well, thinking about what to do tomorrow.
He definitely couldn't let this person continue to record, otherwise he would be the same as the emperor of the previous dynasty.
Now the emperor of the previous dynasty is often the subject of investigation by those historians. Although life safety is important, face after death is also important.