Chapter 23 If you dare to make a sound, I will poke your asshole!

This time, the Lily Melon incident caused a great disturbance. Except for those officials who did not have concubines, all officials with concubines, including the emperor, conducted a self-examination.

What's more, several pairs of Lily Melons were actually found.

However, these Lily Melons were either their beloved concubines or their beloved wives. They could not kill them, beat them, or scold them. They were reluctant to do so. In the end, they could only sign a series of treaties like the Prime Minister. Of course

, those who went too far were punished after being found out.

Some women even secretly transferred their husband's property, and even kept concubines outside! They even planned to kill people and rob them of their property, so that as long as their husbands died, no one could stop them from being together.

No one in the mansion will be able to control them then. I have to say these women are really awesome!

The next day during the morning court session, those officials who had concubines and had problems at home looked tired, and they looked at Lin Mo with resentment.

But our Lady Xiao Lin didn't notice these murderous looks at all. She was happily standing next to Lady Li and chatting with the system.

Emperor Xuande also knew that something had happened in some officials' families. Looking at the ugly faces of those people, he also sighed and expressed sympathy to them.

She was grinning at the culprit who caused this incident.

Lin Mo: [Hahaha, look at the adult's butt in front, shrinking, he couldn't be about to poop! 】

As soon as she said this, all the people standing in front of her felt uncomfortable in their buttocks.

And a certain official who really wanted to take a shit suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, the next second the system started to work.

System: [You looked really carefully, the one in front is Doctor Yu Shi, but he didn’t want to take a shit, he had hemorrhoids. 】

The official who wanted to take a shit breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, fortunately, it wasn’t him.

It was just that Doctor Yu Shi’s face suddenly became strange. What’s wrong with him shrinking his buttocks twice, and what decent person would stare at someone else’s buttocks!

The system checked the deeds of Doctor Yu Shi, and it was quite magnificent. The whole thing was a book on the treatment of hemorrhoids.

After Lin Mo heard what the system said, he paid more attention to Doctor Yu Shi's butt, and the other onlookers also silently turned their eyes to Doctor Yu Shi's butt.

Doctor Yu Shi:...

Are you sick! Why are you all staring at my butt! Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, isn't it normal for me to have hemorrhoids!

Doctor Yu Shi's butt shrank even tighter.

People who saw it: Wow, look at this tight butt, Doctor Yu Shi must have exercised well.

The emperor sat on the throne and watched his ministers all secretly looking at Lord Yu Shi's butt. The feeling in his heart was so bad that Jiandu didn't know how to describe it.

Why does it feel like these officials are becoming more and more perverted! But he also wanted to take a look at Yu Shi's butt! What is the difference between a butt with hemorrhoids and a butt without hemorrhoids?

The system continued: [When Doctor Yu Shi was young and studying, he liked to read while squatting on the toilet. He would squat for half an hour or an hour, and then his hemorrhoids came out. ]

[This started his journey to cure hemorrhoids, but after decades of treatment, it was basically useless. Yesterday, he had a spicy meal, so he got sick today. ]

Lin Mo shook his head in his heart and said with emotion: [Sure enough, the quick battle of going to the toilet is too uncomfortable to have hemorrhoids. He has great ambitions, but you have big hemorrhoids. Fortunately, Doctor Yu Shi does not have a good penis, otherwise what would happen to this butt. Doctor Yu Shi

was so angry that he saw stars. "You!"

Just before Doctor Yu Shi exploded, the general next to him slapped Doctor Yu Shi on the mouth, and then put his other hand under Doctor Yu Shi's buttocks, staring at him and saying with his eyes: If you dare to make a sound, I will poke your asshole!

Doctor Yu Shi held back his anger with a mouth full of burning.

The officials who saw this scene said:...Master Taiwei is really risking it!

The crown prince, two princes and the emperor sitting on the side standing in front: ...

The crown prince whispered: "This is the first time I've seen the general like this. It seems that he really likes to listen to gossip."

The second prince rolled his eyes at his eldest brother and said unhappily: "You talk as if you don't like it."

Lin Mo didn't know what was going on over there, she was still sighing.

[Tongzi, is there any medicine to cure hemorrhoids? If my eldest brother or my father also has this problem, then I, as a sister and daughter, have to help them. ]

Minister Lin standing not far away: ... Thank you.

Now all the officials are listening with their ears perked up. Some of them also have big hemorrhoids, so they urgently need a prescription to cure them.

The system searched for a while, and then said: [In fact, there is no particularly useful prescription. The simplest way is to cut it off, but there is no guarantee that it will not recur after cutting it off. ]

[However, there is a Sophora japonica flower, Sanguisorba officinalis, Pulsatilla chinensis, Angelica dahurica and Taraxacum mongolicum that can treat hemorrhoids. They can be applied externally or taken internally to relieve symptoms. There is also a kind of crabapple flower that can also be used. I didn’t find anything specific here. After all, I am not a medical bible. ]

[However, the best way to avoid getting hemorrhoids is not to squat or sit for a long time. For example, the emperor above you, he sits every day and is most likely to get hemorrhoids, but he seems to have hemorrhoids. ]

Emperor Xuande, who was listening to gossip: ...

No, I provoked you, why are you talking about me again!

Lin Mo: [Even the emperor has hemorrhoids, which means this disease is indeed not easy to cure, so the best way is prevention.]

This matter started with Lord Yu Shi's buttocks and ended with the treatment of hemorrhoids. In the middle, some national affairs were discussed, but Lin Mo didn't pay much attention to these national affairs. She dozed off later.

When leaving the court, everyone avoided Doctor Yu Shi, and everyone looked at him with pity.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not the only one with this disease." Doctor Yu Shi couldn't help it after the Lin family father and daughter left.

The Shaoqing of the Dali Temple next to him said cheerfully: "Hey, everyone is concerned about you. If we accidentally touch you and hurt you, it would be so sorry as a colleague."

The general also stroked his beard and agreed, "Yes, you see, the emperor cares about you so much that he sent a doctor back to see you. This can be regarded as a blessing in disguise."

Doctor Yu Shi looked at the general with an expression, "General, I remember the slap just now", and he also remembered the hand that wanted to poke his asshole!

The general's expression froze, and then he immediately found an excuse to run away.

After returning this time, everyone spontaneously reduced the time they went to the toilet and sat for a long time. Some people even removed the stools in their study. After returning home,

Lin Mo lay comfortably on the soft couch and said, "I can't squat or sit for a long time, but I can lie down for a long time! There are policies from the top and countermeasures from the bottom. How can this matter be difficult for me?"

[System! Master Kobayashi, am I extremely smart, hahahaha! 】

Minister Lin and Lin Qi who came to see her:... You are really worthy of me!