Chapter 24: Grand Tutor's melon, Dali Temple Shaoqing takes over the Grand Tutor's responsibility

The system found that Minister Lin and Lin Qi had arrived, and hurriedly reminded Lin Mo.

[Hurry up and sit up, your father and your elder brother are here. ]

Lin Mo slowly climbed up, and then casually stuffed the book under her butt.

The two people at the door also walked in. Minister Lin looked at her standing and sitting in an awkward manner, and sighed for the first time.

Lin Qi was already used to his little sister's appearance.

"Next month is the Emperor's birthday banquet. All civil and military officials will send gifts to the Emperor. You should prepare well during this period."

Lin Mo thought for a while, and then said to the system: [Shouldn't the Emperor have all the good things? Even if I can't send him anything, I'll give him a big gift first!]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi almost drooled when they heard this, mainly because the guy's tone seemed to be really serious.

Minister Lin glared at her slightly and said unhappily: "As a girl, it's best for you to show your thoughts when giving gifts to the Emperor. It doesn't need to be too expensive, as long as the thought is there."

Lin Mo shook her head. Thought? This seems to be more difficult for her. Other ladies can write, paint, and embroider, but she can't do anything!

System: [Host, I remember that you seem to be able to carve wood, why don’t you carve a wood sculpture? This will always show your intentions. ]

Lin Mo’s eyes lit up: [Yes! My carving skills are first-class! Thank you for reminding me! ]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi looked at each other, with the same confusion in their eyes.

When did this girl learn to carve wood sculptures, and why didn’t they know anything about it.

After the idea of ​​the gift came up, Lin Mo began to search everywhere for wood suitable for wood carving.

But a month is still a long time, and she can finish it by carving a little bit every day. As soon as she

went to the morning court the next day, Lin Mo’s thoughts betrayed her, and the emperor also knew what gift she gave him.

Wood carving is indeed a good gift that can show one’s intentions. I didn’t expect that this little girl from the Lin family actually has such a skill.

Lin Mo didn't know what other people were thinking. She was dozing off. The system looked at her wobbling appearance and was really afraid that she would fall down, so it planned to give her a new melon.

[Don't sleep, don't sleep. I'm going to tell you a new melon to refresh you. It's a huge melon! But this melon has a little taste.]

Lin Mo woke up immediately after hearing this: [What melon? What melon? Tell me quickly!]

Others also lowered their voices tacitly and listened with their ears tilted. They thought that this girl would fall asleep like this this morning, but they didn't expect that the system would be so powerful and take the initiative to send melons.

The system said in a sly tone: [Today's melon belongs to the Grand Tutor!]

Grand Tutor? Everyone focused their attention on the white-bearded old man in front. Grand

Tutor: ...

Old man, I don't think I have ever provoked you two! What kind of hatred or grudge do you have to expose my shortcomings!

Yes, the officials in the court are most afraid of being pointed out by Lin Mo. They are very happy to eat other people's melons, but they don't want to involve themselves in this matter.

Not all the people in the court are honest officials. There are also some people who are between good officials and corrupt officials. They have done good things and bad things.

So they are quite afraid that Lin Mo will suddenly point out their own shortcomings. With the existence of Lin Mo and the system, some people have restrained their small actions in secret.

The system began to talk about the gossip of the Grand Tutor in a cheerful voice: [Do you know! The Grand Tutor peed his pants last night! ]

Peeing in his pants... pants... pants...

these words were like a hammer that hit the Grand Tutor's heart at once. The Grand Tutor rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

The imperial physician who was always on call took out his long needle and stabbed the acupuncture point of the Grand Tutor, but his technique was gentler than when he stabbed the general of the state.

"My lord, don't worry, it's normal to be incontinent at an old age", the imperial physician comforted the Grand Tutor in a low voice, but his comfort was worse than no comfort.

The emperor who was sitting on the throne also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the Grand Tutor did not faint.

The emperor gave a look to the crown prince and the two princes, and the crown prince and the two princes immediately stood beside the Grand Tutor and supported him.

One stood on the left, one on the right, and one stood at the back, they would definitely support him steadily.

Grand Tutor: ...Or you should just let me pass out.

Lin Mo was so happy in his heart: [The Grand Master seems to be only in his 60s this year, how could he wet his pants? Could he have some physical problems?]

System: [Age is one thing, but it may be mainly a dream. I checked and searched the Grand Master's dream last night. He seemed to be looking for a toilet all the time, and then he seemed to find a toilet.]

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone: ...

The Grand Master was devastated. How can this system know what others say in their dreams! And why do you care whether I wet my pants or not!

There are so many people in the court, why do you have to pick me!

Lin Mo had no idea of ​​the inner struggle of the Grand Tutor. She was expressing her own opinion: [The most frightening thing in a dream is to find a toilet, and what is more terrifying than finding a toilet is finding the toilet.]

Everyone nodded in agreement in their hearts. This is true.

Who hasn't had such a dream? Finding a toilet in a dream is really terrifying, and it is even more terrifying after finding it!

The Third Prince frowned when he heard this, and he didn't quite agree.

"I also had such a dream when I was a child. I was looking for a toilet in my dream and found it. Why didn't I find that I wet the bed when I got up in the morning?"

Hearing this, the prince said speechlessly: "That's because I got up in the middle of the night to change your pants and asked someone to change the bedding."

Good guy, he was sleeping soundly that night, but suddenly he felt that he was drowned. When he opened his eyes, he saw his younger brother lying on him and peeing.

Hearing the answer from his eldest brother, the third prince immediately shut up. Well, it turned out that it was not that he didn't wet the bed, but that his brother was carrying the burden for him.

When he was a child, the third prince especially liked to stick to his two brothers. He even had to sleep with his two brothers at night, and he liked to sleep on his brother, so most of his bedwetting was on his brother.

The system kept saying: [Let me tell you, not only did the Grand Tutor wet the bed, but the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple also pooped on him last time! ]

The Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple widened his eyes: !!! Why are you talking about me again!

This time, everyone's eyes all secretly looked at the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple. The Grand Tutor was very grateful to the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple at this moment.

He also exchanged glances with the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple: Thank you for taking over this burden from me! I'll remember this!

Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple: ...But I don't want to bear this burden for you! You have to carry your own burden, do you know? I don't want to carry the burden!

The emperor looked at the ministers below, and the expression on his face was a little numb. Could these be the ministers of their country! Ministers who can't even control their shit and urine! Suddenly I felt like this country was going to end.