Chapter 25 The Strange Aesthetics of the Son of the Dali Temple Shaoqing
No one knew about Emperor Xuande's troubles, and everyone below was just watching.
Lin Mo asked the system excitedly: [Tell us what happened to the Dali Temple Shaoqing, and don't keep us in suspense! ]
System: [It's not a big deal, he just had diarrhea some time ago, and you know that when you have diarrhea, any fart is unreliable, and he made this fatal mistake. ]
Lin Mo: [Hahahaha! I immediately imagined that scene, and I didn't expect that such a serious person as the Dali Temple Shaoqing would have such a scandal. ]
The officials also lowered their heads, and that scene appeared in their minds.
Junior Official of Dali Temple: ...
At this early morning court session, the Grand Master and Junior Official of Dali Temple were completely humiliated. Emperor Xuande even kept these two people when he left the court session.
Looking at the two ministers in front of him, Emperor Xuande held his head with a cry, looked at them with a sad face and said, "Do you think this country can still be saved?" Grand
Master and Junior Official of Dali Temple: ??? Why are you suddenly asking them if this country can still be saved? How can the country be hopeless when it is so prosperous now?
"Your Majesty, please tell me clearly," the two of them extended their hands and bowed.
Emperor Xuande: "I never knew that my ministers couldn't even control their poop and pee! If this matter spreads to other countries, they will be very happy!"
"You are right, can't you have a good dream when you dream? Don't you know how to hesitate when you fart?"
The Grand Master and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple looked at Emperor Xuande expressionlessly, "Your Majesty, it seems that we can't control dreams. As for farting, who knows whether this fart is real or fake."
Emperor Xuande thought about it and it seemed so.
Eunuch Li's face began to cramp from trying to hold back his laughter. He has been with the emperor for so many years. Since that Lord Xiaolin came to court, there have been constant jokes every day.
If laughing makes you ten years younger, then he can definitely live a hundred years!
Finally, the emperor scolded the two men before letting them out of the palace, and also set a rule.
Do not go to the toilet at night, no matter if you can find a toilet or not! You must think carefully when you fart!
Lin Mo didn't know what happened in the palace. When she returned home, she was kicked out by her father.
"Dad! What did I do wrong again! I don't think I have done anything today!"
Lin Mo stood at the door of her house and kept knocking on the door, thinking about what happened today.
But she went to court as soon as she got up today, and she just came out of court. She was very obedient in the court and didn't say a word (didn't open her mouth), so why did she lock her out of the house.
Minister Lin said to her through the door: "You know what happened today, so you should reflect on yourself outside today!"
Today, the scandals of two important officials of the court were exposed in succession. Some things are not to be eaten like this! Fortunately, the Grand Tutor and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple are serious people. If they were other treacherous officials, they would have to find a chance to assassinate you.
However, this girl is probably not afraid of assassination, because she has system protection, so let her reflect on herself outside.
The main reason is that his eyes and heart ache when he sees her now, and he also needs to relax.
System: [Since your father won't let you in, why don't we take a walk on the street! It's a good time to eat other melons and collect energy! ]
Lin Mo looked at his court clothes, [But this dress is not very convenient for me to walk outside. 】
System:【Then buy another one outside. Do you have any money with you?】
Lin Mo touched his empty purse:【No.】
System:... Come on, someone actually goes out without money, this is really a strange person.
【Hey, just wear this outfit and go, we are not going to some messy place, we are just strolling on the street】, Lin Mo shook his sleeves and walked forward with his chest puffed out.
She wore the official uniform of an eighth-rank minor official with the temperament of a top scholar in spring breeze.
The gatekeeper at the door:... People say that the seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's door, our second young lady's official position is not as good as the gatekeeper in front of the prime minister's door, how can she wear this dress so proudly?
Lin Mo is now a well-known figure in the capital, and someone stopped her before she took a few steps.
"Master Xiaolin, you seem to be free today," a young man dressed in a frivolous way blocked Lin Mo's way.
This man's appearance is okay, but his colorful clothes are a bit bad.
Lin Mo asked the system in confusion: [Why is this man dressed like a colorful peacock? Doesn't he think that his life is eye-catching? I counted and there are at least five colors on his clothes. He looks like a peacock spreading its tail! ]
Young man with colorful peacock: ...
Several young men next to him: "Puff!"
System: [I checked and this is Wei Zhengan, the son of the Shaoqing of the Dali Temple. This person is not bad, but he has a bad temper and poor aesthetics. ]
The peacock was about to explode when he heard this. What do you mean his aesthetics is poor! He has a very good understanding of aesthetics!
Several young masters nearby quickly stopped Hua Kongque, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, why do you care about her? Your father didn't get any good things from her, why did you take the initiative to come over?"
Lin Mo greeted Hua Kongque in a particularly good mood: "Hello, Master Wei, the Dali Temple Shaoqing should be okay now."
In fact, Lin Mo just cared about the Dali Temple Shaoqing in a normal way. She really didn't have any other thoughts. After all, she was eating melons in her heart and the system in the court, and she didn't know that other people could hear it.
But Hua Kongque's face turned red when he heard this. He just wanted to vent for his father. What happened in the court today spread quickly. His father didn't take it to heart, but he couldn't!
Unexpectedly, Lin Mo gave him a critical hit as soon as he showed up. He also got a nickname of Peacock for no reason.
Lin Mo looked at the others from head to toe. The other three were dressed quite normally, but the Peacock looked a little abnormal.
[Tongzi, why do you say that the Peacock is not aesthetically pleasing? Tell me in detail.]
The system got excited when it came to this, mainly because the system had never seen anyone with such a bad aesthetic.
The people around also pricked up their ears and listened. Fortunately, they were in a small alley, and there were not many people around, except for those brought by Hua Kongque.
[This Hua Kongque likes all kinds of weird things. You don’t know that the maids in his yard look so weird. They can open a museum of rare treasures! ]
The eyes of the people looking at Hua Kongque suddenly changed. At the same time, they were also very curious about what the maids in his yard looked like, which could make the system say such words.
The people around Hua Kongque even whispered: "Zhengan, why don’t we go to your house later."
Hua Kongque: "...Get out of here!"