Chapter 41 Let the general lure the enemy with his own body and directly kill the flower-picking thief!
Lin Mo is still discussing the general's butt with the system.
Lin Mo: [You said that the general's butt is so perfect that it can make the flower-picking thief fall in love with it at first sight! It's amazing! I don't think the general's appearance is that kind of fair and tender! ]
System: [In fact, his skin is quite fair and tender. He originally had a good foundation, but he just didn't pay attention to maintenance. His three daughters all have good skin, which is inherited from him. ]
Everyone immediately began to observe the general's skin. Well, although it is a little darker, it seems to be really smooth.
Originally, everyone thought that the three girls of the general's family looked like the general's wife, but they didn't expect that they looked like him!
Emperor Xuande was really getting more and more curious as he listened. If he hadn't wanted to maintain his image and majesty, he would have rushed down to take a good look at the general's butt.
The crown prince and the two princes beside the general stood silently a little closer to the general.
The crown prince gave the third prince a look, and the third prince chuckled, then stretched out his eager hand.
The second prince was speechless, then looked at the crown prince and whispered: "Brother, what do you want to do, what do you want the silly third prince to do!"
The next second, the general took the lead and looked at the third prince in disbelief.
The third prince nodded to his two brothers with certainty: "The general's butt is indeed very round!"
The officials watching on the side were stunned! What kind of development is this!
The second prince covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it, "Big brother! Why did you let the stupid third prince do such a thing!" It was too explosive!
The prince rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm curious, and how can I, as a prince, do such a thing? I'm a serious person."
The second prince: ...
The officials around him: ...
After the third prince finished his investigation, he immediately stuck to his eldest brother and said with a smile: "It's agreed that you will give me three days off!"
The third prince's homework was the worst, so the emperor asked the prince to teach the third prince, mainly because the third prince didn't listen to those teachers at all, and only respected this eldest brother.
How important is the three-day vacation! Isn't it just touching the butt of the general, not touching the butt of a tiger.
He even touched his father's butt. What's wrong with men touching each other? It's not like they're losing any flesh, don't you think?
Emperor Xuande above looked at the behavior of his silly third son and turned his head away with an "ouch" sound. Eunuch
Li was standing nearby, trembling all over. Hold it in! Hold it in! You must not lose your composure!
He has been an old eunuch for so many years, how could he not hold back on such a small matter! It's just that the third prince touched the butt of the Grand Marshal. Even if he took a bite of the Grand Marshal's butt, what would happen?
Lin Mo and the system didn't notice the situation here. The main system didn't investigate either. It was now concentrating on eating the melon of the flower thief with Lin Mo.
Lin Mo actually still has a certain literary fantasy about the flower-picking thief. After all, the flower-picking thieves in novels and previous TV dramas all look good.
[How old is this flower-picking thief? Is he good-looking?]
The officials of the Ministry of Justice immediately began to listen carefully. This flower-picking thief must be caught, so they must listen carefully to the appearance characteristics of the flower-picking thief!
Yes, they are not curious, they are investigating a case!
The system thought for a while, and then said: [Well, he is not too ugly or too good-looking. He is about the same height as you, but very thin. Because of his petite figure, he often disguises himself as a woman to enter various occasions, and he also disguises himself as a woman to search for targets for himself.]
Lin Mo looked at his height and imagined it a little, [Tsk, then this person is too short! 】
Everyone nodded in their hearts, yes, yes, he is too short, about the same height as a 15-year-old girl, no wonder he can dress up as a woman.
System: [Now a woman has gone to the government office to report the case, it is estimated that the ministers will know about this matter soon, and the flower-stealing thief has decided to attack the Taiwei Mansion tonight. 】
【He also plans to take away the three young ladies of the Taiwei Mansion together, and then slowly investigate. Anyway, these three young ladies are all beautiful, and it doesn’t matter if they are all taken away. Moreover, he has already sent a notice to the Taiwei Mansion, and the Taiwei will know after he returns. 】
Lin Mo frowned in disgust, [This man is too disgusting. Does he have to notify others before doing bad things? He is too confident here. 】
The general's face was blue with anger. He even targeted his three daughters! What a bastard!
Emperor Xuande had never seen such an arrogant person. This flower-picking thief really didn't take the country's laws seriously.
Lin Mo looked at the general's back, and then his eyes lit up and he came up with a solution.
[System! I have an idea! Wasn't the general the first person that the flower-picking thief set his eyes on? Then let the three ladies hide first, and let the general seduce the flower-picking thief! ]
The system was silent for several seconds, and then asked seriously: [Host, are you serious? You want the general to seduce the flower-picking thief with his bare ass! ]
A picture suddenly appeared in the minds of everyone present. Wow, it's too hot for the eyes!
Emperor Xuande could not help but twitch his lips. Although this flower-picking thief was very hateful, Lin Mo's method was too costly for the general.
The general was now completely depressed. If he had known, he would not have taken a bath! Who knew that someone would peek at him while he was taking a bath!
The prince looked at the general with pity, and then took his two younger brothers and quietly left the general.
Lin Mo was also shocked after hearing what the system said, [I thought my brain circuit was amazing enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more amazing than me! When did I use the general's naked butt to seduce the flower-picking thief! I just wanted him to dress up as a woman, and then seduce him with his back! ]
Everyone:...
So what's the difference? You two are so good at playing together, you are the same!
The Minister of Justice had already sneaked up to him and whispered to him, "Sir, Mr. Xiaolin's method is actually very good. Anyway, the first time the flower-picking thief saw you was in your yard, so when he came at night, he would definitely come to that yard first. Don't worry, we will arrange everything outside. You just need to hold the person back and leave everything to us!"
The Grand Commandant looked expressionlessly at the Minister of Justice, whose facial muscles were twitching wildly, and said with despair: "You did it on purpose, what if that flower-picking thief kills people without blinking an eye."
The Minister of Justice: "We will arrange people to protect you, and tonight we plan to ask His Majesty for the assistance of Lady Kobayashi. With her, everything will be fine!"
At this moment, our Lady Kobayashi is arguing with the system about whether the Grand Commandant should wear clothes when seducing the flower-picking thief.
Lin Mo: [Since the flower-picking thief fell in love with the Grand Commandant's butt when they first met, you must expose it to seduce him, so you only need to wear a thin gauze! ]
System: [You should also consider the Grand Commandant! He is over 40 years old. It is not easy for him to live this life. You have to save his face! 】
The general nodded in his heart. He didn’t know why he was a little moved when he heard the system’s words. It was rare for the system to be a human. No, it seemed that it was not a human.
Just when the general was moved, the next second the system’s words made him fall into the abyss.
System: [So my idea is to let the general attack alone, lure the enemy to kill the flower-picking thief in bed, and none of us will show up. Wouldn’t this save the general’s face! 】
When the commander heard this, he trembled all over and rolled his eyes, about to fall down. The imperial physician had been waiting by his side and gave him a skilled injection.
Well, he was now very experienced in this job.