Chapter 58 Lin Mo got drunk and treated people like pigs and pigs like people, and even stole the wheelchair of King Xin!
Not long after the game started, everyone pretended to be drunk and left.
Lin Mo looked at those people who were dizzy, and said to the system proudly: [I said my alcohol tolerance is not the worst! Compared with them, my alcohol tolerance is very good! ]
System: [Indeed, but several people with good alcohol tolerance did not come to participate. I guess they are not interested in your wheelchair. ]
The system is right, they are really not interested in this wheelchair. Who likes to sit in a wheelchair every day for no reason? It's so unlucky.
"Second Prince, come on! Let's have a good competition!"
Lin Mo poured himself a full glass and said proudly, "Let's drink it in one gulp!"
The second prince's desire to win also came up. He didn't believe that his alcohol tolerance could not be better than Lin Mo's!
"Come on! Drink it, who is afraid of who!"
The others looked at the two people with bright eyes, and the expressions on their faces were more excited than them.
The system was still cheering for its host.
After a big glass, the faces of both of them were red, but the second prince's was better.
Seeing these two people drinking one glass after another, and finally taking the lead to the altar, Emperor Xuande was really excited.
"Guess who can drink more! I think the second brother can drink more than Lin Mo."
Minister Lin glanced at his bold and unrestrained daughter, and then said lightly: "Mo'er can drink well too. She just behaves a little weird after getting drunk, but she doesn't fall down."
Everyone: What the hell? Behaves a little weird?
Why does this sound so strange?
But soon they knew why Minister Lin said that Lin Mo's behavior would be a little weird after getting drunk.
Looking at Lin Mo, who was walking with S-shaped steps and a confident look on his face, everyone dispelled their doubts.
This person might be the reincarnation of a snake spirit! He didn't fall down even after walking like this! It turns out that he has some skills!
"Hahaha, you can't take it anymore! Let me tell you, my Lord Xiao Lin's alcohol tolerance is not exaggerated!"
People who don't know might think that she was bragging to the Second Prince.
But in fact, she was bragging to her own pig with confidence. Obviously, she mistook the pig for the Second Prince.
The system couldn't help but remind him: [Host, turn around a little. You are not facing the Second Prince, you are facing a rake! ]
Minister Lin sighed. Now his heart is numb. Maybe he has experienced too much.
The others were so happy with their big teeth showing. It was so funny. They had discovered a characteristic of Lord Xiao Lin. When Lord Xiao Lin was drunk, he couldn't tell the difference between humans and animals!
It really was in the literal sense.
Lin Mo didn't believe that she saw it wrong. The Second Prince was standing in front of her.
"Second Prince, how come you have become so short all of a sudden? Do you shrink when you drink?"
The second prince responded from behind her: "You shrink when you drink. I am tall and mighty. I am the best!"
The prince couldn't bear to look at his second brother's silly look. Why did he insist on fighting for victory or defeat? It's okay to embarrass himself in front of so many people!
Lin Mo heard a sound coming from behind him, and a dragon swung its tail and kicked over. The second prince fell to the ground with a confused look on his face.
Others were also stunned by her. What was she doing? Why did she suddenly start fighting?
The system also asked cautiously: [What's the matter? Why did you hit someone? 】
Lin Mo patted the non-existent dust on his shoulders handsomely, and then said confidently: "In this deep forest, if someone talks behind you, you must not turn around, you must remember this!"
Everyone: ... What place have you put yourself in again.
System: ...
Even though he was so drunk, Lin Mo did not forget his wheelchair.
She stumbled to the stands, but it seemed that she was not walking to the stand where the prizes were placed, but to the stands for the audience.
Everyone watched her stagger in front of Prince Xin, and then said politely: "Excuse me, can you stand up for a moment?"
Prince Xin nodded with a confused look on his face, and Princess Xin beside him helped Prince Xin up. Although they didn't understand why Lin Mo asked them to stand up, she must have her reasons for saying so.
As a result, the next second, when the other person stood up, she snatched the wheelchair and ran away, and then laughed crazily.
"Hahahaha! From today on, I also have a wheelchair!"
Everyone was really stunned when they saw this scene, and their jaws almost dropped.
The system was also shocked by this scene, and it shouted crazily: [Ancestor! You got the wrong wheelchair! Your wheelchair is not this one! You stole someone else's wheelchair! 】
It said why this ancestor was so polite all of a sudden. This ancestor basically didn't know what politeness was after getting drunk. Unexpectedly, she was so polite to steal someone else's wheelchair.
Amazing!
Minister Lin covered his face with his sleeves, leaving only the "eye of heaven" on his forehead: How embarrassing! It's really too embarrassing!
At this moment, Prince Xin and his wife had dazed expressions, and the expressions of the couple were exactly the same.
What happened just now, how could the wheelchair be stolen!
Prince Xin's feet are now able to stand up, and he can even walk a few steps with the help of something, so it's okay to stand for a while.
Emperor Xuande can be said to have seen the world. He has seen people go crazy after drinking, but he has never seen such a crazy person.
But soon he saw an even crazier scene.
Lin Mo took out a rope from somewhere, tied a knot and threw it over the second prince's head. The other end of the rope was fixed on the wheelchair, and she sat on the wheelchair.
"Nail Rake! Hurry up and run! Let me enjoy the feeling of running!"
Nail Rake, who was lying next to him, said: "Huh huh??"
The trapped second prince: ...
"Hahahaha!" A huge burst of laughter came out.
If anyone else did such a thing, it would definitely be an insult to the royal family, but if Lin Mo did such a thing, the nature is different. After all, our Lord Xiaolin is capable of anything.
The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched violently. He wanted to laugh, but then he thought about the fact that it was his son who was mistaken for a pig, and he couldn't laugh all of a sudden.
If his son is a pig, then what is he.
The system was speechless. It didn't expect that it would be even more terrifying after getting drunk this time.
[Oh my God! You should drink less in the future! You treat people as pigs and pigs as people. Are your eyes drunk too when you are drunk! 】
Lin Mo: "I'm not drunk! What are you doing lying on the ground, you bastard? Hurry up and run!"
The second prince, who was beaten to the ground by her and tied with a rope around his neck, said: ...