Chapter 59 Big news! The emperor's horse was fucked!
Lin Mo looked at the second prince who didn't move, she sighed in disappointment and said: "Nail Rake, why are you so lazy."
The second prince was sober, he got up from the ground and said speechlessly: "Please look carefully at who I am, your nail rake is lying there now." He
was a little dazed, but after being stimulated by this devil, he suddenly became sober.
Lin Mo saw the second prince stood up with a look of surprise, "Oh my God! The pig has become a spirit!" The
people around were almost laughing crazy, damn, the pig has become a spirit, I am a good person, but you have to treat me as a pig, and the good pig next to you has to treat it as a human.
The system said earnestly: [Little ancestor, please sober up a little. This is not a pig, it is the second prince! ]
Lin Mo: [How could this be the second prince! Isn't the second prince lying there? ]
The pig lying next to him: Humph.
System: [Little ancestor, you are drunk. You should stop drinking in the future. You are really terrible after drinking. ]
Others thought so too. This man's lethality increased after drinking. He was crazy enough at ordinary times, and he became even crazier after drinking.
Minister Lin came over and took Lin Mo aside: "Alright, alright, stop playing tricks here, go back to sleep first, everything will be fine when you wake up."
Lin Mo looked at his father with his eyes hooked, and then suddenly burst into a surprised smile: "Erlang Shen! Are you Erlang Shen! My father is Erlang Shen!"
Minister Lin: ...
"Erlang Shen is asking you to go to sleep now, go back to sleep!"
Minister Lin had already given up and didn't want to say more to her, so he sent her away first.
This farce ended just like that, but the people who watched it were all very happy, except that Prince Xin lost a wheelchair.
Emperor Xuande coughed lightly and looked at his brother and said, "Since your wheelchair was taken away, I'll give you the other one. I don't know what that girl was thinking. She didn't want a new one but your old one."
Prince Xin was silent for a while, then said, "Maybe she was attracted by my wheelchair at first, and she couldn't think too much after getting drunk, so she just took it away."
Lin Mo slept for the rest of the day.
It was so lively outside hunting and barbecuing, but I always felt like something was missing.
The prince grilled food for the princess and said, "It's really boring when Lady Xiaolin is not here. Even if I don't eat watermelons, I feel happy just watching her riding a big white pig."
The princess also sighed and said, "Who said it's not true? Usually Lady Xiaolin doesn't go out to play with other ladies, so it's hard for us to see her. Now we finally have a chance, but we are getting less and less together."
Everyone felt the same way. Although the atmosphere was still as lively and happy, they always felt that something was missing.
One night when everyone was getting ready to go to bed, Lin Mo woke up from the bed. She woke up when others were going to sleep.
System: [My little ancestor! You finally woke up. Do you remember what happened? 】
Lin Mo buried his head in the quilt and answered a little depressed: [Of course I remember, I don’t lose my memory when I’m drunk, why don’t I lose my memory, so embarrassing! 】
The system said with a bit of schadenfreude: [Everything else is fine, but I don’t understand why you want to snatch someone’s wheelchair, there is obviously a better wheelchair next to it. 】
You are the most immoral to snatch someone’s wheelchair from under their buttocks.
Lin Mo glanced at the wheelchair beside the bed, sighed and said: [Maybe it’s because I fell in love with it at first sight, and I fell in love with it at first sight. 】
System:... God damn, I fell in love with it at first sight, don’t think I don’t know how you got here, didn’t you also fall in love with it at first sight when you traveled to this world?
Originally, Lin Mo wanted to stay asleep for a while, but she couldn't fall asleep today because she slept too much.
She squinted her eyes and looked up, and said helplessly: [What can I do? I can't sleep, and I'm a little hungry.]
The system thought for a while and said: [Then go out and find something to eat. It happens that the fire outside has not been extinguished yet, and some people haven't finished eating the prey they hunted.]
As soon as she said, Lin Mo went to eat other people's leftovers.
Seeing Lin Mo running out, the patrolling guards didn't even raise their eyes, as if they didn't see her.
Lin Mo grilled a piece of barbecue by herself, and then told ghost stories to the system again.
[This atmosphere is most suitable for telling ghost stories. Let me tell you the story of an embroidered shoe! 】
The system's interest was immediately aroused, as it had never heard a ghost story before.
Lin Mo made his voice particularly low and terrifying, which made people feel completely involved.
The people in the nearby tents who had not slept yet:...You are sick, you are not asleep in the middle of the night and come out to tell ghost stories!
The expressions on the faces of the patrolling guards were also a little broken, if they had known earlier, they would have switched shifts with others today, it's too sinful!
System: [Ahhhhh! Embroidered shoes are so scary! The shoes you wear are all embroidered shoes!]
Lin Mo: [But we are not wearing red embroidered shoes.]
The girls in the nearby tents who had red embroidered shoes:...They will throw away their shoes when they go back!
After the two of them finished telling the ghost story, they patted their butts and went back, but the people in the tents were left terrified, and the guards on patrol wanted to curse.
Lady Xiaolin did it on purpose! It seemed that they had never offended her before!
That night, those who heard the ghost story never closed their eyes, especially the shadows illuminated by the fire above the tent, which looked like ghosts to them.
Lin Mo slept comfortably in the second half of the night, and was full of energy when she woke up the next day, which was in sharp contrast to those who were scared by her.
Emperor Xuande also knew what happened last night after getting up in the morning.
This girl is really annoying. She has to bother others when she wants to sleep. Fortunately, she went to bed early yesterday.
Just when Lin Mo was eating breakfast peacefully, the system suddenly revealed a big news.
[Super invincible huge melon! The emperor's horse was fucked by someone else! ]
The coughing sound came one after another, and many people suspected that they had heard it wrong.
The emperor's horse was fucked by someone else. What kind of hero could do such a thing, and even animals were not spared!
Emperor Xuande was also confused: This couldn't be what he imagined, there was such a "talent" among his ministers!