Chapter 73 The concubines in the harem worked together to steal the emperor's pants and sell them for money!
It seems that the matter of the number one scholar was also dealt with later.
Lin Mo also listened to the system to explain the follow-up. When the number one scholar returned home in glory, he went back secretly and happened to see his wife having an affair with her younger brother.
The crime of adultery was punishable by 50 lashes and exile. The number one scholar finally softened his heart and just drove his wife and younger brother out of the house. He
has achieved success and fame, but now he is alone again. This is indeed quite sad.
Lin Mo was a little dissatisfied with this result. This result was not very satisfying!
"This man is too soft-hearted! They don't even treat you as a husband or a brother, why do you still care so much about them?"
The system also felt that this result was not good: [That's right, these two people should be exiled! ]
But they can't meddle in other people's affairs, anyway, as long as he is satisfied.
Lin Qi has now become a compiler in the Hanlin Academy, and now he has to go to court with them every day.
"Brother, when you come tomorrow, please carry me away. I have to stay up late tonight to read a storybook."
Lin Mo stood in front of his eldest brother and said with his head raised, looking very proud.
Lin Qi took a deep breath and said speechlessly: "Can't you find an excuse that convinces me a little bit, or at least make me feel better."
This man is too honest, so honest that it makes people a little annoyed.
Lin Mo thought for a few seconds, then said seriously: "Forget it, I don't seem to have done anything serious. If I find a more serious excuse, you probably won't believe it, so it's better to tell you the truth."
"Anyway, remember to come to me tomorrow!"
After that, the person ran away happily, and while running, she could still hear her conversation with the system!
System: [Hurry up! A new volume of the storybook "The Enchanting Young Master and the Coquettish Fox" has been published, buy it back quickly! Let's stay up late tonight to read it for it! ]
Lin Mo: [I know, I know, I have sent someone to buy it for me, tonight is our carnival night! Lin Qi
: ...
You are a good court official, can't you read some serious books? This so-called Amorous Young Master and Pretty Fox is obviously some messy books.
Lin Qi now seriously suspects that his sister is not very smart and just reads these messy books.
That night, the two of them were wrapped in quilts, reading books while showing obscene smiles.
System: [Your books are really good! It's better to be a human being, this life is colorful.]
Lin Mo sucked his saliva and said with a lewd look: [Of course, it's good to be a human being. I think I was reborn well in this life. If I could become a pig or a dog in this life, it would be too unlucky. 】
The system was curious about what she would be like if she became a dog: [If you really become a dog, what would you do? ]
Lin Mo thought about it, and imagined the lives of those dogs. Tsk, it seems that life would not be very good.
[I guess they work hard to survive every day. I can't even keep warm after eating shit, but dogs seem to really eat shit. ]
The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more disgusted he felt. If she really became a dog, then this nature would probably change. Eh~~, so disgusting.
The next morning, when Lin Qi came to find Lin Mo, he didn't see her in bed.
The maid outside the room reminded: "Young Master, please touch under the bed."
Lin Qi obediently touched under the bed, and he really touched someone.
After dragging the person under the bed out, Lin Qi really didn't know what to do with her.
He was covered in dust and had messy hair, and he was holding a storybook in his hand. But why did he never take off his clothes when he slept? Was it comfortable to sleep in court clothes?
When Lin Qi carried Lin Mo out, Minister Lin turned his head away.
The father and son put her on her wheelchair, and then they got on the carriage by themselves.
These two pigs are very smart now. As long as you put someone on them, they will pull the carriage by themselves, and they know the way!
Other officials who were going to court on the way saw pigs pulling wheelchairs and someone sleeping soundly in the wheelchair. They were no longer surprised.
When Lin Mo went to court, she was still not awake.
The system was afraid that she would fall headfirst, so it decided to reveal a big news to her.
[Don't sleep, don't sleep! I'll tell you a big news to wake you up! 】
Everyone's mind was immediately aroused, they just liked the way the system took the initiative to send melons.
Lin Mo yawned, [Then hurry up and tell me, if you don't tell me anymore I really can't stand it anymore, I stayed up too late last night. 】
System: [This melon is still the emperor's melon! It just happened recently! 】
The smile on Emperor Xuande's mouth was instantly retracted: Damn it! Eat my melon again!
All the ministers breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that it's not theirs, thank the emperor for sacrificing himself!
The emperor's melon is a big melon no matter what, Lin Mo woke up at once, [Hurry up and tell me! 】
The system said slyly: [The emperor's pants were stolen! 】
Everyone took a deep breath after hearing this: Who is so perverted to steal the emperor's pants! The emperor was already poor! These pants were contributed by them!
Lin Mo showed a meaningful smile: [Hehehe, this might be another flower thief! No, it should be called dragon thief! 】
The crown prince and the two princes looked at their father with pity. The pants they worked so hard to get are gone again. They should find a chance to send some more to their father. Emperor
Xuande: ...Who is sick! Why steal my pants when you can steal anything else!
System: [This pair of pants was not stolen by someone outside, it was stolen by the empress and the concubines. Princess Xin went to the palace some time ago and talked to the concubines about how to make extra money. Then the empress and the concubines had an idea.]
[You concubines are quite harmonious. You all worked together to steal the emperor's pants and sell them for money. It's amazing!]
Emperor Xuande: !!! I was wondering why my pants are getting thinner and thinner! So this is the reason!
At least you should tell me! Let me join in!
Emperor Xuande was really regretful in his heart. He had thought about selling his pants before but never carried it out. He didn't expect that others would get the upper hand, even though these people were his empress and concubines.
Everyone present hunched their necks and lowered their heads, and only heavy breathing could be heard in the hall.
Lin Mo's unruly laughter echoed throughout the hall, [Hahahaha, are the ladies in the harem so fun? Then how do they sell these pants? Most people don't dare to take this job.]
System: [Of course not, so they asked Princess Xin to help sell them, and Princess Xin also took a 10% commission in the middle. Lin Mo
now really thinks that Princess Xin is an amazing woman, a woman who is more amazing than her!
Prince Xin covered his face with his hands, it was embarrassing! He said that the princess suddenly became busy after returning from the palace some time ago, and it turned out that she had taken on a new job.