Chapter 90 The Art of System Speaking
Looking at the way other people looked at him, Lin Mo suddenly felt like a big joke.
How could anyone in this world play the suona at her own birthday party! You wouldn't think she was a fool, would you?
Lin Mo swallowed his saliva and wailed in his heart with the system: [Ahhhh! What should I do? Why didn't you remind me in advance?]
The system replied innocently: [Why should I remind you? Isn't this nice? You played much better than yesterday. Don't you all like to play the suona at weddings and funerals here?]
Lin Mo roared in dismay: [What good is it? Look at the name of this song. Does it match my birthday party?] 】
The system moved its not-so-smart brainwaves, and then suddenly realized, [Ah! It seems that it really doesn't match. I was wondering why it sounds so strange. It sounds good but it's a little strange. It turns out that it's strange here. 】
Lin Mo: ...
Everyone: ...
Lin Mo really felt that she was about to be tricked by the system. She glanced at the dazed audience, then smiled awkwardly and said, "Hahaha, I was just joking with you all just now. Hahaha, this joke is funny, isn't it."
In this atmosphere, whatever Lin Mo said seemed extremely awkward.
Everyone exchanged glances, and then laughed dryly together.
"It turned out to be a joke. It's really funny. Lord Kobayashi is really humorous."
"Yes, yes. I was wondering how Lord Kobayashi would play such a song at his birthday party. It turns out it was just a joke."
"Lord Kobayashi plays the suona really well. Minister Lin is also very good at music theory. It's true that a good father will have a good daughter!"
Minister Lin: ...Please don't drag this matter into my hands at this time!
Emperor Xuande always felt a little uncomfortable looking at these fawning officials. He felt his teeth itching when he saw this scene.
He whispered to the prince next to him: "Don't you think these people look particularly hateful? I think there is a word to describe them, flatterers!"
These people's faces are exactly like those of treacherous ministers, and they often make false accusations and tell lies with their eyes open.
Prince: ... Father, it seems a bit wrong for you to say that. If they are flatterers, then what is the status of Lin Mo, who they flatter, the emperor?
The father and sons were not together at first, but later everyone recognized them and took the initiative to give them their seats.
This is the first time I have seen a royal family come to eat melons with their families.
The prince looked at his father who looked serious, and then looked at those officials who were embarrassed and still saying nice things with fake smiles on their faces, and he sighed helplessly.
"Father, you worry too much, everyone is helping to cover up the lie."
Seeing these usually honest officials speaking nice things eloquently, the prince felt so comfortable in his heart, he didn't know how to describe it. Usually,
he not only has to deal with state affairs, but also has to go to class with those adults, so the prince has been talked about by those people a lot, this is the first time he has seen those people like this.
The audience at this meal was really happy, they ate three big melons today!
The most exciting melon was contributed by Lord Kobayashi himself, playing such a song at his birthday banquet, in one word, absolutely!
After sending all the guests away, Lin Mo was locked up by his family for interrogation.
Mrs. Lin slammed the table and said angrily: "Why are you playing the suona on such a happy day! And even if you play the suona, there should be some more festive songs! Listen to what you are playing!"
"You are a girl and you are playing the suona for the young widow to go to the grave! You think your reputation is too good, don't you? Do you know that you have no reputation now!"
Lin Mo lowered his head and whispered: "I know, everyone knows about this, since you have no reputation, you don't need to care too much about your reputation."
Lin Qi and Lin Ran standing next to him: ... Can you shut up at this time, do you really want to be beaten up on such a happy day!
Blowing such an unlucky thing at a birthday party, if it happened at someone else's house, the family would have punished her by law.
Fortunately, it happened at her own birthday party. If it happened at someone else's birthday party, she would have been beaten on the spot, and the two families would have been enemies for the first time.
After being scolded, Lin Mo immediately returned to his own yard.
[Alas, someone will definitely laugh at me when I go to court tomorrow. What should I do if I don't want to go to court?]
Lin Mo was lying on the bed, really worried to death.
System: [What's the big deal? Don't you laugh less when others laugh at you? You know that having a lot of debts is not a burden. Anyway, everyone laughed at you the last time your father took you running wildly on the street. There were various things before and after. Anyway, this matter is not a big deal compared to other things, so just relax. Lin Mo
was silenced by the system for the first time. Why did she feel that the system's words were all weird?
The key point was that it spoke very sincerely, and there was a soft knife in its sincerity. Where did this system learn the art of speaking? This art is too hurtful!
Lin Mo covered her chest and said uncomfortably: [Let me be quiet for a while. In fact, sometimes you don't have to use your mouth. You are really not suitable for persuading people.]
The system did not agree with Lin Mo's words. Why is it not suitable for persuading people? It has learned so many things and is now a cultured system. Why is it not suitable for persuading people!
Then it quarreled with Lin Mo about this issue all night.
When Lin Mo got up the next day, the two dark circles under his eyes were particularly conspicuous.
System: [Fortunately I don't need to sleep. Even though I quarreled with you all night, I am still full of energy now. Your physical condition is not good. ]
Lin Mo was so angry that he laughed at its words. The system's words were really annoying sometimes.
On the way to court, everyone who passed by Lin Mo greeted her happily.
"Good morning, Master Xiaolin."
Lin Mo smiled dryly: "Morning."
"Master Xiaolin doesn't look very well. Did you not rest well last night?"
Lin Mo: "I rested well, but I was a little too happy on my birthday yesterday."
System: [A birthday party like no other! Of course I’m happy! And the guests seem to be even happier!]
All officials present: Hahahaha! It’s really fun! I ate so much melon yesterday, and my sleep quality at night has improved.