Chapter 91 The Crooked Neck Army

Because she didn't sleep well last night, when everyone was discussing national affairs, Lin Mo's eyelids were almost glued shut.

Lord Li next to her looked at her trying so hard to open her eyes, and couldn't help but cheer for her efforts.

Almost open, almost open! Try harder! Come on!

Just when Lin Mo was about to try, her eyebrows drooped instantly, and her eyelids still didn't open.

Lord Li sighed when he saw this scene, still not trying hard enough!

The officials next to them looked at Lin Mo and Lord Li with distorted facial features, and they were speechless and didn't know how to describe it.

It's common for Lord Lin to doze off in the morning. Why are you Lord Li here to join in the fun? Just as she tries hard, you try hard too.

Yes, when Lin Mo opened her eyes and struggled desperately, Lord Li looked at her expression and facial features, and it seemed that he was still deeply involved.

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the upper floor, watched the officials quarreling below while paying attention to this side.

Looking at Lin Mo sleeping while standing, Emperor Xuande wanted to give her a thumbs up.

It's amazing! She used to fall down when she slept, but now she has really trained the ability to sleep while standing. It's true that where there is a will, there is a way!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi, who were standing not far away, looked at Lin Mo who was already sleeping soundly. They both sighed at the same time, and then turned their heads away at the same time.

Although there was no melon to eat in this morning court, everyone watched Lin Mo sleep.

It was also the first time for them to see a person sleeping standing up and being able to do so many things.

Sometimes she stood sideways, sometimes she stood with her head tilted, and even when she was sleeping, she tilted her head back with her mouth open, as if she was afraid that others would not know that she was fast asleep.

Seeing how soundly she slept, even the system was embarrassed to remind her.

When the court was dismissed, Lin Qi carried the person away very naturally. Lin Mo just opened her eyes and took a look. Seeing that it was her brother who carried her away, she closed her eyes with relief.

[The court is finally dismissed! I feel like my legs are going numb from standing. Go back quickly and let me sleep. I am really sleepy!]

System: [You have slept for a whole morning and you are still sleepy. Don’t you know the way everyone looked at you just now? Everyone has been watching you sleep for a whole morning! I am embarrassed to wake you up because of what you see. 】

Lin Mo frowned and asked the system in confusion: [I remember that I am sleeping standing up perfectly now, how could they find me sleeping. 】

The system chuckled twice, [Perfect ass! You are walking with your hands on your hips, tilting your head back and opening your mouth, while everyone else is standing properly, but your posture is the most arrogant in the whole place! 】

[I have never seen anyone sleeping standing up and standing so arrogantly, I feel like you are just short of having a cigarette in your mouth. 】

Lin Mo was awakened by what the system said, no way! She was sleeping soundly!

When she was carried to the carriage, she was completely awake. Looking at her father and brother with expressionless faces, Lin Mo swallowed her saliva and wanted to confirm with them.

"Dad, big brother, was I found sleeping in the morning? Was my posture wild?"

Lin Mo's voice was filled with guilt, showing how unconfident she was.

Minister Lin sneered twice, then took out a pen and paper from the small drawer beside the carriage, and drew the posture she had just slept in a few strokes.

Looking at the arrogant self on the paper, Lin Mo swallowed and was a little reluctant to recall.

"Lin Moer! I won't say anything if you say you're sleeping, but can you please be careful not to sleep so obviously! Fortunately, the emperor doesn't care about you, but if he really gives you a position as an important official, how can you do it with this attitude!"

Minister Lin is now numb, mainly because he has encountered too many such things. He might be angry at first, but now he can't get angry.

Compared with the messy things this girl usually does, sleeping in the court is a small matter.

Lin Qi added, "Just now, those adults turned their heads while discussing national affairs. Everyone was staring at you, and you changed five or six poses under everyone's gaze, each one more exaggerated than the last."

"You maintained the pose Dad drew the longest. Fortunately, you didn't snore, otherwise it would be inappropriate for you to accompany them while they were discussing national affairs!"

The system couldn't help laughing when it heard Lin Qi's words, [Hehehe, your brother is right. I didn't expect your brother to talk in a funny way, and his descriptions are quite vivid.]

Lin Mo suddenly had this picture in her mind. She bit her lip to suppress the smile at the corner of her mouth. She couldn't laugh, she couldn't laugh. If she laughed at this time, she would get beaten.

She took a deep breath, and immediately adjusted herself to an expression of admitting her fault, and then said with a look of remorse: "Dad! Big brother! I know I was wrong, and I will never sleep so obviously again!"

Lin's father and son: ...Is this the point you grasped! The point is not to sleep in the court, okay!

In fact, the funniest thing is that some officials were very curious about how Lin Mo fell asleep while standing, and some people even tried it themselves.

And this time, quite a few people went to try it. Those who couldn't sleep completely standing stood against the wall, anyway, they had to try it.

Then the next day, one-tenth of the officials in the west came to the court with their heads tilted.

Two crooked necks met, then smiled at each other and asked the same question: "Do you sleep standing up, too?"

Facts have proven that not everyone can sleep standing up. These people all have stiff necks. When they sleep standing up, their necks will tilt to one side without support, so they naturally get stiff necks.

Lin Mo was also amazed after seeing so many crooked necks: [What's wrong with this! Is this a new trend! Is it popular to have a crooked neck now?]

The system answered her: [No, they are very curious about why you can sleep standing up and sleep so soundly, so they went back and tried it themselves, and then got stiff necks.]

Lin Mo: ...

Emperor Xuande: ...

You are sick! Some things are not something that everyone can try, okay!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi looked at the official who had a stiff neck, and they didn't know how to describe the feeling in their hearts.

Why do they feel that there are more and more abnormal people now? Why is it that no matter what this little bastard does, there are always people imitating him?

The third prince tilted his head and said with a painful look on his face: "I will never sleep standing up again! I feel like my neck is going to break!"

Yes, he was also a member of the army that slept standing up. God knew how painful he was last night. He slept for just a short while leaning back, and then when he woke up when he was about to fall, he found that his neck was stiff.