Chapter 92: Disagreeing with the Love Triangle of Righteousness

Everyone had a painful look on their faces when they went to court today. Looking at these people, Emperor Xuande frowned and then rearranged them.

Those with stiff necks on the left stood in one line, and those with stiff necks on the right stood in another line, and they were arranged neatly.

The officials who were forced to stand in line below: ... You should stop having obsessive compulsive disorder at this time!

Lin Mo stood by and laughed, [Tongzi, why do I feel like the emperor is playing chess, and these officials are the chess pieces. It looks quite fun.]

System: [You emperor still has a bit of obsessive compulsive disorder.]

Halfway through the court session, Lin Mo suddenly had another idea in his mind.

She asked the system curiously: [How do those people with such severe stiff necks drink water? Do they drink water with their heads tilted? Won’t the water flow down from the corners of their mouths?]

The more she thought about it, the more curious she became, and she even felt a little eager to do something.

This question really stumped the system. It really hadn’t thought about this surprising question.

[Wait a minute, I’ll check it out. When I check it out, I’ll know how they drink water.]

All those people with stiff necks:... Are you sick? Why do you care about us drinking water? Are you digging melons every day?

Don’t mention it, Emperor Xuande was curious about this question. He also had a stiff neck, but it was never this severe. Look at these people’s necks, each of them has a crooked neck.

After a while, the system found it. It said in surprise: [You are right about the problem you are concerned about. General Liu is a bold man. He likes to drink water in one gulp. When he drank water this morning, all the water flowed out of the corners of his mouth! ]

[You don't know how funny that situation is. He tilted his neck, and the expression on his face was out of control because of the pain. He even leaked water when drinking. This scared his wife a lot. She thought he was paralyzed. ]

Lin Mo: [Hehehe! It seems that I am concerned about the right thing. This is another small melon. ]

General Liu, who stood aside with his head tilted: ...

This morning, it really scared his wife and himself a lot.

He really thought he was paralyzed. Later he found out that he had a stiff neck.

Everyone looked at General Liu with pity. Among all the people, General Liu's condition seemed to be the most serious.

This was also due to General Liu's desire to win. Everyone else would climb into bed after sleeping for a while and couldn't stand up, but he insisted on challenging Lin Mo.

He felt that as a general, how could he be inferior to a little girl? A little girl could sleep standing up for such a long time. He had learned martial arts since he was a child and was invincible on the battlefield. What the little girl could do, he could definitely do.

Then he insisted on holding on for a whole night, and when he got up in the morning, he successfully made himself "paralyzed".

Lin Mo looked at these crooked necks, and said with emotion and pride: [The facts prove that not everyone can learn me, but I am a natural talent! Look at those people in the capital who learn to ride pigs from me, which one has driving skills as good as mine! ]

The system also echoed and said: [That's right! ]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi were speechless. What is this proud of? Why don't you show such a talent in serious matters!

This morning, watching these crooked-necked ministers discussing state affairs seriously, the corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched.

It was funny, but he couldn't laugh. After all, they were so serious, how could he, as an emperor, laugh at them.

Eunuch Li watched the muscles on Emperor Xuande's face twitching constantly, and the corners of his mouth wandered back and forth between raising and lowering.

He looked at the two rows of crooked-necked officials below, and then closed his eyes in impatience.

It's so eye-catching! Since Lord Kobayashi came to court, the atmosphere in the court has changed, but the most surprising thing is that the efficiency has actually improved.

Everyone usually eats melons and makes noises, but there is no delay in the main business.

(Officials: Of course not! If we finish the main business early, we can squeeze out time to eat melons! This is called efficiency!)

But sometimes Lin Mo and the system don't go looking for melons, the melons will come to the door by themselves!

"It's obviously your son who seduced my daughter! Your son even climbed over the wall of my house to see my daughter. Your son doesn't understand you!"

The Minister of the Imperial Household and the Minister of the Imperial Household started arguing as soon as they left the palace. Seeing their red faces, it seems that they have been holding grudges for a long time.

Lin Mo was anxious to go home and sleep, but now she was not anxious anymore.

She happily squeezed into the crowd and started to watch.

The Imperial Household Department's Junior Official was so angry that his face turned red: "My daughter is dignified, virtuous, beautiful and generous. Your son is not worthy of my daughter at all!"

The Guanglu Temple's Junior Official looked arrogant: "It's not up to you to say whether they are worthy or not. Anyway, your daughter also likes my son!"

Lin Mo: [Oh my, it turns out that it's a matter between the son and daughter.]

System: [Yes, the two of them never got along, but they didn't expect that the next generation would fall in love with each other, so they quarreled every other day during this period.] They

didn't get along? Lin Mo smelled a big melon. What kind of hatred did these two have before that made them so incompatible?

[Tongzi, you said that the two of them didn't get along, then what exactly caused them to fall out? Tell me in detail!]

The two people who were arguing suddenly shut up. It's over! They forgot that there was still a little devil who didn't leave. How could they quarrel in front of him! This little girl just wants the world to be in chaos!

The other officials who were about to leave also quietly retreated.

The system accepted Lin Mo's request to eat melons. [Come on, let me tell you about the two of them. They are so funny!]

[They were playmates who grew up together. Later, they were in the same batch of Jinshi. They had a good relationship, but later it broke down because of a woman. Lin Mo

's interest was piqued immediately, as she loved love affairs the most. [A love triangle? I love this the most!]

Everyone present also looked at the two protagonists. How come they had never heard that these two people liked the same woman? Could it be that they were too isolated from the news?

System: [Oh! Not really, but it was a relationship between two men and one woman. The wife of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household was the junior sister of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household. The Shaoqing of the Imperial Household was looking for a husband for his junior sister at that time, and asked the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household to help wait and see. As a result, the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household agreed to supervise the theft, and plucked the cabbage under the nose of the other person!]

When talking about this, the anger of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household suddenly came up.

The Shaoqing of the Imperial Household was also a little embarrassed. Although this matter was a little immoral, he felt that he did the right thing. After all, how can you control feelings? Don't you think so?