Chapter 81081 Zizi: Destroy it, I’m tired
When it comes to cheating, no one dares to claim to be first unless Pei Maomao is second to none.
Lu Xuan: “…”
Pei Maomao immediately turned the tables and pounced on Lu Xuan, launching a barrage of bites. The little guy's face was tense and serious. "Xuan, you need to reflect on yourself. You know, unity is strength. We need to cooperate!"
Lu Xuan: “…”
Do you want to cooperate with me in searching other people’s schoolbags?
After Pei Qi's interruption, the little guys went off topic and talked endlessly.
With the addition of two new courses in school, Pei Qi found studying extremely painful. The illustration on the textbook was of an oversized cockroach.
Mm, cockroaches.
As if to prevent the children from noticing, the drawing is so lifelike, even including the dense and fine spines on the cockroach's legs, the two thin and long antennae, and the two pairs of wings hidden under its red back. Their wings are extremely thin and can only support long-distance flight.
The illustration was so detailed that Ji Dongyi shuddered as he recalled the contents of the comic strip. The two large, fluttering moths suddenly transformed into two cockroaches. The man with a handsome face gently flicked the two slender antennae on his head and tightly embraced the other person with his six "hands". He flapped his wings, which were as thin as silkworm wings, and said, "Baby, let's have a baby!"
"Um!"
That brief fantasy scared Ji Dong so much that he shuddered. Cockroaches are in their breeding season all year round. They can be said to be walking cannon kings!
The way they reproduce is that the female lays an egg case, from which multiple cockroach pups hatch. Cockroaches like warm and humid places, such as kitchens, bathrooms, and wardrobes, which are all good places for them to produce.
"Hey, hey, you can't escape. Come join us and have fun!"
The fantasy in his mind scared Ji Dong so much that he broke out in a cold sweat, "Don't come over here!!"
At that moment, Yi Qi's intensity increased several times in his heart.
Yi Qi is so strong that it’s outrageous!
Yi Qi: “?”
Pei Qi looked at the exercises in the workbook, and his heart was about to die.
"What family do cockroaches belong to? Do cockroaches have six arms or six legs? Are cockroach wings uniform in size, or do they vary in size? Please explain your reasoning."
Pei Qi: "..."
I couldn't help crying.
Wow, I can’t help it!
What kind of solution is this!
Pei Qi wanted to bang his head on the ground. He felt that every question was a mental attack on him. Why did he have to study cockroaches? If a cockroach appeared in his dormitory, he would grab the textbook and beat it.
#No cockroach can leave their dormitory alive! #
#No cockroach can leave alive! #
Seeing Pei Qi on the verge of collapse, Lu Xuan walked over, glanced at his workbook, and said disapprovingly, "Are you stuck? This question is written in the textbook. Look it up."
Pei Qi looked as if he had something stuck in his throat. He hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't want to see that cockroach picture."
Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows and asked in confusion, "Why? That diagram is very well drawn. Every part of the cockroach is labeled, which makes it very easy to understand."
Pei Qi: "..."
He doesn't like cockroaches, is that a reason?
Is this a reason?
What kind of person would appreciate cockroaches?
Lu Xuan stared at him for a long moment, then added quietly, "You don't like Zerg? Coincidentally, the TV series 'The Domineering Zerg Colonel Falls in Love with Me' is very popular recently. I see many girls in my class have bought the same merchandise."
Hearing this, Pei Qi felt as if he had swallowed a fly. "Are people's tastes so exotic these days?"
Yu Hao, who was lying on the bed reading, leaned down and said, "Be more confident. This kind of subject matter is nothing more than old wine in new bottles. It's just changed from 'The Domineering Colonel Falls in Love with Me' to 'The Domineering Zerg Colonel Falls in Love with Me'. The core of this kind of TV series is that the male lead fits the fantasy. This is the norm in idol dramas. If you ask them to replace the role with an uglier actor, it will be disgusting and disgusting in minutes."
Pei Qi paused and looked at Yu Hao in disbelief. "Yu Hao, I didn't expect you to be interested in this area!"
Yu Hao: “…”
"Yiqi is in charge of the TV remote."
#The main point is that he has no right to choose the station#
#This can be considered a summary of eating shit#
Hearing this, Pei Qi was stunned. This was truly a sad story.
"However, there are more and more Zerg TV series now."
As Ji Dong spoke, he shuddered.
#Cockroach: Our Alluring Love#
#The love of the philandering cockroach until death#
#The Cockroach's Chase to the Crematorium: I Can't Live Without You#
Ji Dong: “!!!!”
Stop thinking!
Stop the brain! Stop the brain!
Stop imagining it!
This scene is getting more and more terrifying!
Yu Hao rolled over and lay in bed reading. "It's because of Green River TV's aggressive promotion. They've been doing this for a couple of years now. I heard they're extremely supportive of Zerg-themed screenwriters, rewarding them with 10,000 Star Coins for signing a Zerg-themed screenwriter. They're investing heavily in funding and promotion. After all, who cares about content these days? Marketing and hype go hand in hand, turning things up, and naturally, it's considered a 'masterpiece.' They've tasted success in this area, so why would they stop at this myth-making thing?"
Lu Xuan expressionlessly twirled his pen. "Yu Hao, you don't understand capital. Capital is profit-driven. Rather than pursuing original works, they prefer highly reproducible products. The faster the reproduction, the higher the compound interest. Just like the essence of AI writing is to save time, we can do the same thing, but I can save ten times the time. If a creator's daily output is capped at 20,000 words, then I can use AI to update a million words. The efficiency difference is completely different. The more books AI devours, the more it can use algorithms to understand human pleasure points. It shreds all the books like a shredder, compresses the story into a condensed outline, summarizes the content, and then expands on the main outline."
"Does AI have creative abilities? It doesn't, but it does have a powerful search engine. It can dismantle existing works, stringing descriptions of A onto C. Essentially, it's a fantastic patchwork, like the Ancient Ones in Cthulhu, who created the Shoggoths but were ultimately destroyed by them."
Pei Qi tilted his head and asked doubtfully, "Has the relationship between the Orcs and the Zerg always been so harmonious?"
Lu Xuan's eyes darkened. No, never.
Orks and Zerg are mortal enemies and always have been.
It’s just that the TV series has made this matter more entertaining.
Pei Maomao sighed as he looked at his workbook. When would these days ever end?
However, it seemed as if God did not hear his cry.
The next day, Meng Yun said with a smile: "Students, turn the page and let's talk about mosquitoes."
Pei Qi: "..."
Okay, okay, this thing is more important than a cockroach!
"Classmates, have you ever been bitten by a mosquito? What did you feel after being bitten? Can anyone stand up and tell me about it?"
Pei Maomao stood up without hesitation and accused: "After the mosquito bite, the arm will swell up and it is very itchy, which makes me want to scratch it..."
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