Chapter 82082 Lu Xuan: What kind of smile are you using...
Pei Maomao: Mosquitoes and the like are simply my lifelong enemies!
Meng Yun smiled and asked, "Then Pei Qi, do you know why you feel itchy after being bitten by a mosquito?"
Pei Qi: "..."
The little guy blinked, his amber eyes full of innocence.
"Is there any kid who can help him?"
Zhuo Jia raised his hand decisively and said, "It is my duty to help my brother out of this situation!"
"Zhuo Jia, you speak."
The little fox held its head high and confidently said, "The reason we feel itchy is because mosquitoes inject saliva when they bite us. That saliva is an anticoagulant and contains a certain amount of formic acid, which is the culprit for the extremely itchy wound!"
Meng Yun didn't let him sit down. Instead, he continued, "Why do red spots appear after we get bitten by mosquitoes?"
"Because after a mosquito bite, the body will have an inflammatory reaction, which will cause redness and swelling."
Meng Yun nodded in satisfaction. "Very good answer. Please sit down, students. Turn to page 5 of the textbook. Let's talk about mosquitoes."
The projector showed a picture of a mosquito, and he pointed at the structure of the mosquito's body and explained it in detail.
Pei Qi, who didn't want to look at the pictures, said: "..."
Teacher, you're going too far!
The illustrations in the textbook are enough to make people uncomfortable, and your display is an enlarged version! He feels itchy all over. Who knows the pain of mosquito bites in the summer?
Meng Yun said softly, "We've added two new courses this semester: 'A Brief History of the Universe' and 'Identifying Different Zerg Species.' Have you ever thought about why you added these two courses?"
The little fur balls looked at each other, with confusion written in their eyes.
"It is the eightieth anniversary of our armistice with the Zerg."
As he spoke, he pressed the remote control, and the image on the projector suddenly changed. The image that came into view was a mosquito the size of a human. Its legs were like slender bamboo poles, and its proboscis was a slender blade that could pierce a person through. "This is the mosquito codenamed 17. They can suck up to 600cc of blood at a time. An adult's body has about 4,000 to 5,000cc of blood."
Meng Yun chuckled as he spoke. "If you run into them, they'll suck you dry. Furthermore, once they're full of blood, they'll lay eggs nearby. They can lay two to three hundred eggs at a time."
Pei Qi: "..."
Teacher Meng, I think you are telling a ghost story, and I have evidence!
"Although we live in a peaceful era without war, we still need to understand these basic knowledge well." Meng Yun said with a smile.
Although Meng Yun was extremely meticulous in explaining the knowledge points, Pei Qi didn't like these little bugs and would often become distracted during class.
Look, in the first round of tests, Pei Qi scored 30 points in one go.
Pei Qi: "..."
Live with a smile.
Woo, I can't laugh at all!
Meng Yun was surrounded by a dark aura. He smiled broadly and said, "Students, after the exam, remember to take your test papers home and have your parents sign them. Also, correct any mistakes you made. Tomorrow during morning reading, I'll check your signatures one by one. If anyone forgets to bring their papers, I'll call your parents and have them deliver them to you personally."
Pei Qi: "..."
Pei Qi was completely paralyzed when these words came out.
What? Parent signature?
On the way back, Pei Qi felt extremely nervous.
As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Pei Qi looked at Ji Dong and asked, "Ji Dong, does Teacher Meng Yun always ask you to take your test papers home for your parents to sign after the exam?"
Ji Dong nodded honestly, "Yes, don't be fooled by the fact that Teacher Meng Yun speaks softly, but his most powerful weapon is to call your parents. He will smile and tell your parents everything about your performance in school during this period."
Pei Qi: "..."
At that moment, Pei Maomao realized how powerful the Smiling Tiger was.
Teacher Fang is strict in class, always wearing a stern face that looks like someone owes him eight million. Students are intimidated by him. Teacher Meng is different. He always has a smile on his face. No matter what kind of crazy ideas the children say, he never gets angry. He just "gently" sends students home from time to time and comes for a "happy home visit". Whenever he sees an angry parent, he repeatedly advises, "Children are young and they don't understand. Parents should teach them slowly and don't hit them at every turn."
Ji Dong leaned close to Pei Qi's ear and whispered, "Every time Teacher Meng says this, the parents hit their children even harder."
Fang Kai's three tricks are to teach seriously, be rigorous in teaching, and focus on class atmosphere and education. He is like a big devil who grabs children to make soup. As long as he looks at them from a distance, the children will tremble.
Meng Yun's three tricks are humor in class, his expertise in heuristic teaching, and his ability to mingle with the children with a smile. As soon as he finishes class, the children surround him and chatter non-stop. His approachability is top-notch, but his emotional intelligence is high. When it comes to calling parents, he is a master at fanning the flames, and he can fuel parents' anger with just a few glances and words.
What? You don't care about your children, but you treat school as a babysitter? You only care about giving birth and not raising them?
Okay, okay, Meng Yun will use his eloquent tongue to come to your neighborhood and chirp crickets as much as he wants. Within three days, you will become a celebrity in the neighborhood, using your voice to appeal to people's emotions and convince them with reason.
Listening to Ji Dong's complaints, Pei Qi's face changed color. He swallowed hard and asked, "Then, who should sign our exam papers?"
"Of course you should ask Teacher Cao Wan to help you sign! Do you want Teacher Zhang Xin to sign for you?" Ji Dong winked at him.
Pei Qi: "..."
Pei Qi tried hard to prepare himself mentally. He muttered softly, "Have you ever failed an exam? Did Teacher Cao sign your failed test paper?"
As soon as these words came out, Ji Dong exclaimed, "Pei Qi, you failed this test?"
Pei Qi: "!!!!!!"
Why are you shouting so loudly? Speak more quietly. Is this a glorious thing?
Pei Qi was frightened by Ji Dong. He quickly covered Ji Dong's mouth with his palm and performed a gesture to silence him.
However, everyone in the dormitory heard Ji Dong's loud shouting.
Yu Hao chuckled, his eyes filled with laughter. "Pei Qi, you failed this quiz? How on earth did you do it? I remember Lu Xuan gave you a lot of cramming before the test."
Yu Hao almost told you that a top student had highlighted the key points for you, and you still couldn't pass the exam? Are you being rude?
Yes, other children have tutors, and they have Lu Xuan in their dormitory.
When it came to the exam period, the three of them almost worshipped Lu Xuan and called him godfather!
They didn't even let Lu Xuan do the dormitory cleaning duties, and they kept serving him meals and water.
Who is Lu Xuan? He's the only useful brain in their dormitory!
Follow your thighs, you won’t go wrong!
After hearing what Yu Hao said, Pei Qi felt even more embarrassed. He secretly glanced at Lu Xuan's face from the corner of his eye. Lu Xuan lowered his head and looked at the textbook in his hand, his face as usual, as if nothing had happened. However, the claws that he pinched the corner of the book had penetrated the entire piece of paper at one point.
Pei Qi: "..."
No, Axuan, listen to my excuse!
No, no, no, it’s Axuan, please listen to my explanation!
Pei Qi's heart was in his throat. The gaze behind him was as hot as fire, as if it wanted to burn him to ashes.
Teacher Lu: You are the worst class of students I have ever taught!
Pei Qi: "..."
He looked at Ji Dong nervously and asked, "What will happen if I give Teacher Cao a failing test paper to sign?"
Ji Dong showed a sad look.
Pei Qi: "..."
Ji Dong just sneered softly, "What will happen? Do you think anything good will come of it?"
Pei Qi: "!!!!!!"
"I failed my last test, and I spent a whole month in Teacher Cao's office! I wasn't allowed out until I finished the next test!"
Ever since that time, Ji Dong has set a firm goal: he must pass the exam, sixty points are a blessing! One point more is a waste, one point less is a pity!
Pei Qi's heart suddenly fell into an ice cellar, it was so cold.
It’s over!
It’s over!
Seeing Pei Qi's bewildered look, Yu Hao, who seemed to be enjoying the fun, immediately started to jeer, "Pei Qi, you're so stupid! Why are you asking Teacher Cao for an autograph? Why don't you ask Lu Xuan to sign for you? Lu Xuan is smart and can easily imitate Teacher Cao's handwriting. Why bother going so far?"
Pei Qi: "!!!!!!"
Yes!
Hearing this, Pei Maomao blushed and took the initiative to approach Lu Xuan. He said shyly, "Xuan, can you help me sign the test paper? This is what the teacher asked me to do. I have no choice. I need your help!"
Lu Xuan raised his head, his icy blue eyes meeting his own directly. "How many points did you get in the test this time?"
Pei Maomao: “…”
Axuan, can we not talk about this sad thing?
Pei Maomao's throat choked, and he stammered, "I just failed."
"How many points? Bring the test paper here so I can see it."
Pei Maomao: “…”
"Do you really want to see it?" Pei Maomao looked at him anxiously.
"Um."
Lu Xuan looked at him straight in the eye and said without hesitation, "Take out the test paper."
Pei Maomao: “…”
Seeing Pei Qi's hesitation, Yu Hao quickly added fuel to the fire, "Pei Qi, if you don't give the test paper to Lu Xuan, how will he sign it for you later? Do you want Teacher Cao to sign it for you?"
Hearing this, Pei Qi made up his mind, took out his 30-point test paper from his schoolbag, and handed it to Lu Xuan.
The moment he saw the score, Lu Xuan clenched his teeth. His icy blue eyes seemed ready to spark at any moment. He asked in disbelief, "How on earth did you do so well on the test? I clearly explained these questions to you! How could you get them wrong?"
Pei Maomao: “…”
Seeing that Ah Xuan was about to turn into a fire-breathing dragon, Pei Qi hurriedly took out the test papers of the other three subjects as a remedy and explained in a low voice: "Ah Xuan, things are not what you think. I did well in the other three subjects."
Pei Qi's other three subjects all scored above 80, making him an above-average student. However, in Entomology, he only scored 30...
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