Chapter 155 Meow meow meow meow
In the desert of death, wind and snow overlap.
It was a long snowy night. There were no stars or moon in the sky, as they were all blocked by thick dark clouds.
And after Mu Dongsheng finished speaking——
"Uh, about your porridge... Sorry, I drank it all, haha."
As soon as he finished speaking, the almost boiling consciousness of Yuwen surged up strongly and snatched the body from Mu Dongsheng.
After being kissed by the meteorite so many times, this time, Mu Dongsheng didn't feel fear or resistance, but...
hapiness.
There is a kind of happiness that comes with a sense of victory and complacency, like secretly eating up the spicy strips that the classmate who bullies you in class holds in his heart, and leaving the mess like garbage bags for the classmate to clean up.
What's even more satisfying is that because they share the same body, Mu Dongsheng can feel Yunwen's anger, pain, ferocious roars and wails, as well as all kinds of desperate emotions.
The emotions even condensed into a dark mass of gas that lingered around, and there were also whispers that were so angry that they were trembling with anger:
"#@@!!￥%%￥*()—##@@!@!!!"
Mu Dongsheng: “.”
hey-hey.
Mu Dongsheng's eyes went dark and he lost consciousness.
Instead, it is replaced by the top high-risk pollutant, meteorite kiss.
Under the lowered hood of the cloak, the clean and beautiful face was filled with a withered and deadly aura. On the half of the face that belonged to the pollutants, many densely packed mouths were wide open, and yellow-green mucus slid down from the mouths and fell into the snow.
Tick, tick, tick—
As each drop of slime fell into the snow, steaming mist immediately rose up like a burning fire.
The pollutants belonging to the meteorite kiss have only a mouth, no nose, ears, or eyes, so naturally there are no tears. All He had was a mouth.
Of course, Yunwen, who is a pollutant, will not cry.
but……
In the snow, the figure shrouded in a cloak began to tremble slightly.
The trembling gradually became more intense, as if someone was curled up on the ground and crying bitterly.
...When Mu Dongsheng took back control of the body, Yunwen's consciousness was forced to fall into a deep sleep. Therefore, during the entire period when Mu Dongsheng was awake, Yunwen had no memory of it, as if a scene in a movie had been completely cut out.
Therefore, in Yunwen's consciousness——
The last second, he was sitting in a warm porridge shop, with the pleasant sound of wind chimes in his ears and the enthusiastic and friendly porridge shop owner in front of him. I had just drunk some sweet and delicious rock sugar and pear tea. With a big pear in my pocket, I took the steaming hot towel and wiped my face. My whole body felt warm and every pore exuded comfort.
More importantly, He was holding a bowl of piping hot, fragrant mushroom and chicken porridge that had just been scooped out of the casserole.
His heartbeat was so fast that his polluted, bloody, rotten and broken heart was filled with a long-lost feeling of anticipation. His hand holding the bowl of porridge was almost trembling with anticipation, anxiety, joy and timidity. Just by smelling the fragrance of the porridge at the tip of his nose, he couldn't help but imagine the feeling of taking the porridge in his mouth.
He couldn't wait to taste the hot porridge.
However, the next second, consciousness suddenly disappeared and the world fell into a brief darkness.
...When I opened my eyes again, the warm porridge shop was gone, the hot stove and soft cushions were gone, the smiling porridge shop owner was nowhere to be found, and even the hot porridge in my hand had disappeared without a trace.
Instead, there was the unchanging world of ice and snow, with wind blowing so cold that it could scratch a person's face. Sitting on the cold snowfield, with toes frozen and soaked, and wanting to eat something, all I could see was ice, snow and dirty mud.
This was nothing.
As the top pollutant bred by the doomsday, Meteoric Kiss was born in this wasteland of death. He should have long been accustomed to this powerful yet silent and cold life as a pollutant. This snowy land should have been like a home to him.
But...happiness is created by comparison.
Once you have experienced the warmth and happiness that makes you feel comfortable all over, and even almost tasted the top-notch delicacy, you are suddenly beaten back to your original form and thrown into the cold wilderness to fend for yourself. Even the porridge at your mouth disappears. What a difference.
It's like falling from heaven to hell overnight.
Even though it was a top-level pollutant, it couldn't help but start sending a telegram with its human mouth: "!@##%%￥（（）——"
Who among my family members understands? ! ! ! !
“…”
I don’t know how long it will be.
At the beginning, Meteorite, which had just obtained a human body, curled up in the snow, sending telegrams, cursing, and constantly dropping small pearls (referring to the yellow-green mucus flowing from several mouths) into the snow. Because it was too hungry and wanted to drink the bowl of hot porridge that it once held in its hands, Meteorite even took a few bites of the snow, stones, and branches on the ground.
After a few bites, Yunwen stopped moving.
——He tried to imagine the gravel in his mouth as the bowl of porridge, the porridge rice that melted in his mouth, the dense and soft porridge, and the chewy mushrooms and chicken... But the cold, dry and tasteless gravel and branches in his mouth, which were even a little painful to chew because they were too sharp, reminded him of this cruel reality over and over again:
there is none left.
There is no more porridge, and even the porridge shop is gone.
Want some porridge? Mu Dongsheng drank them all. Even if you can vomit it out of your stomach and drink it again, it will definitely not be as delicious as when it was just out of the pot.
Yunwen squatted in the snow in a daze.
Even His telegraphing mouth stopped all movement.
The figure shrouded in the cloak also froze in the snow, motionless for a long time.
The snowy land fell into complete silence.
The blizzards stopped briefly.
All pollutants within a hundred miles hid their aura, huddled in the snow shivering, and prayed desperately that their presence would not be discovered.
The whole room suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Because, at that second, all pollutants were keenly aware of one fact.
...The terrible consequences that this fact will cause are beyond the imagination of most pollutants.
Therefore, in the calm before the storm, all the pollutants can do is to reduce their presence, and try not to be blamed and die.
It turns out that the pollutants' choice was very wise.
Because, in the center of the Death Desert, after half a second of silence.
Boom——
An indescribable roar accompanied by terrifying dark clouds rose from the center.
…Even the people who were in the middle of a fight in the center of the Eastern Base were involuntarily attracted by the loud noise and looked up in shock:
"What the hell, what the hell???"
This day has been discussed many times in later historical books.
Historians debate the details and causes and consequences of the incident, but the only thing that everyone can be sure of is that:
On this day...
The top pollutant meteorite kiss shattered.
.
Theoretically, with such a big earthquake happening in the Death Wasteland, Jian Yunlan and others who were just selling porridge at a stall in the center of the Death Wasteland should have noticed it.
If you are unlucky, you may even be affected by the aftermath of Meteoric Kiss's wrath.
but……
Turn back the time a little.
Jian Yunlan packed up everything and prepared to close the stall. After thinking for a long time, he still didn't know where he and Taotie should spend the night.
Portable spiritual field? Niutou lived in a portable spiritual farm, which had only a small wooden house. It was hard enough for Niutou to sleep alone. Jian Yunlan felt embarrassed to have someone work for him and entertain him at the same time.
And given Niutou's personality, he would probably be busy for a long time, giving up his own bed and other places, and then sleeping on the floor himself.
Niutou did invite Jian Yunlan and Taotie to spend the night in the spiritual field, but after thinking it over, Jian Yunlan decided to refuse.
If the portable spiritual farm cannot be used, then the remaining options are to either return to the Eastern Base or find a cave in the wilderness to spend the night.
He definitely couldn't go back to the Eastern Base. I guess Skinny Monkey and his gang were going to settle the score with him.
So find a cave?
Just when Jian Yunlan was hesitant and undecided, Taotie, who had transformed back into human form, suddenly asked casually: "Human, why don't you go back to the Jian family villa?"
Jian Yunlan: "Villa? What villa?"
Taotie said as a matter of course: "The Jian family villa, have you forgotten? The housekeeper, the driver Xiao Li, Aunt Wang, and other servants have been waiting for you for so many days. This seat and Hu Danggui will go back occasionally."
Jian Yunlan felt that her brain had become dull, and she couldn't help but shout, "Wait, wait, wait, you mean, even in this doomsday plane, we can always go back to the Jian family villa?"
Taotie looked at him as if he were an idiot: "Isn't that nonsense?"
Jian Yunlan: “???”
“…”
Obviously, Jian Yunlan didn't realize until this moment that although the "Boss Jian's Moving Castle" rewarded by "Dark River Light" cannot directly travel through planes, it can follow Jian Yunlan himself and ignore any plane that appears at any time.
This means that no matter which plane Jian Yunlan is in, as long as he wants, he can summon the Jian family villa and live in it at any time.
Even in the dimension of "The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old", if Jian Yunlan wanted to, he could summon the Jian family villa, but he did not try to summon it at that time.
Ten minutes later, in the Jane family villa.
"Master, Master, you are finally back, Master!!!" The butler in a tuxedo rushed over with tears streaming down his face, hugged Jian Yunlan's thighs, and cried until his face turned red, "I thought you had forgotten us a long time ago, wuwuwu, my master..."
The housekeeper cried while looking Jian Yunlan up and down, feeling very distressed: "Master, you have lost weight, and your clothes look dirty and old. Master, you have suffered a lot outside, wuwuwuwu. By the way, Master, what do you rely on when you travel?"
Jian Yunlan: "Three, tricycle."
After two seconds of silence, the butler began to cry loudly:
"Tricycle?? Master, the Lamborghini, Maybach, Ferrari, Porsche Cayenne, spaceship, ion rocket... all in your garage are waiting for you so badly!!!"
Jian Yunlan: “???”
Wait, is there something weird mixed in?
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