Chapter 168 Meow Meow
Pitter-patter, sporadic raindrops fall from the sky
My cheeks felt slightly damp and cold.
"It's raining?"
Murong Miao raised his hand in confusion, subconsciously trying to block the falling raindrops.
I felt a burning sticky sensation on my fingers.
She looked down and saw that the hand was covered with yellow-green liquid. The liquid gave off a foul odor and seemed to be extremely corrosive.
In just a few seconds, Murong Miao's finger turned purple, and the skin and flesh were quickly corroded, and even white bones could be seen!
The corrosion is still spreading to other parts.
Everyone present was shocked.
Murong Miao was also at a loss for a moment, then a hint of decisiveness flashed in her eyes. She acted decisively, pulled out a dagger from her waist and cut off the finger, thus preventing the corrosion from spreading further.
While holding the dagger, she shouted loudly: "Hurry up and find shelter!!! Those raindrops are highly corrosive!!!"
Not far away, Mu Dongsheng, wearing a cloak, was still standing there, his thin body standing straight, but the dead man in the desert in front of him had turned to ashes.
The body belonging to Mu Dongsheng seemed to have turned into a container for something larger and twisted. With his body as the root, the grinning lips continued to grow upwards, split, and circle, eventually covering the entire sky tightly.
The original sky and clouds turned into countless cracked lips and rotten flesh.
“…”
"…Meteoric kiss, it's a meteoric kiss!"
Most of the people present were battle-hardened mercenaries, and they all reacted when they saw this scene.
The S-level pollutant meteorite kiss has arrived!
Yi Cun Qing cast an unspeakable gaze towards Mu Dongsheng's body, his lips trembling: "I was still wondering how Captain Mu survived. It turns out... he was parasitized by the Meteoric Kiss..."
People infected by pollutants will not die, but they are not alive either.
His knees went weak and he fell to the ground. The crutch in his hand rolled away. In an instant, he lost all will to live.
"Master Qing, wake up. We have to survive to save Captain Mu!" Wang Li shouted at the top of his lungs, picked up Yi Cun Qing horizontally, and searched for cover with other mercenaries in a panic.
But how easy is it to find a shelter in the middle of this endless desert and snowfield?
The mercenaries with defensive abilities in the crowd deployed barriers to block the continuously falling yellow-green liquid. However, no matter how strong the defensive abilities were, they were so vulnerable to the attack of S-level pollutants. Many barriers were penetrated in the blink of an eye. After all, it was not a long-term solution.
Everyone was anxiously looking around for somewhere to hide.
Just at this moment.
A gentle voice came from the small porridge shop not far away: "I have a shelter here!"
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw—
Wearing a floral apron, holding a porridge bowl in one hand and a soup spoon in the other, with a majestic big dog by her side, she has a beautiful face and a determined look... Boss Jian.
Everyone: “……???”
No, it's funny, right?
Everyone looked at Jian Yunlan with surprise and suspicion.
Although Boss Jian’s cooking is delicious, and although everyone says that Boss Jian is a god, they all know in their hearts that Boss Jian is just an ordinary snack stand owner, not a real god.
Could the shelter he was talking about be that small tricycle?
That tricycle is barely enough to hold two people, and there are hundreds of people here!
But Jian Yunlan's expression was firm and his eyes were confident.
It doesn't look like a joke at all.
Wang Li scratched his head: "Shelter? Boss Jian, your porridge shop is just a tricycle. Just protect yourself and don't worry about us. We mercenaries are thick-skinned and can't die..."
Jian Yunlan was too lazy to talk nonsense with him.
As a qualified snack stand owner, he certainly couldn't just watch the diners die in front of him. Where could one hide in the middle of this desert?
The answer is...
Jian Yunlan opened the personal space with one hand, and with the other hand, he easily lifted up Wang Li, a nearly two-meter-tall man, as if he were carrying a bag of rice, and stuffed him into the personal space:
"Go in."
In the portable space, Niu Tou and Wang Li looked at each other: "?"
Everyone saw a flash of white light, and the next second, Wang Li disappeared.
Everyone: “…”
Grass.
What a miracle this is!
"I have a portable space, and inside it is another world," Jian Yunlan smiled, "It's normal for a snack stand owner to have a portable space, right?"
As he spoke, he picked up Yi Cun Qing, who had fainted on the ground, and stuffed him into his personal space. The few people next to them were still in a daze, but were also picked up by Jian Yunlan and stuffed in.
Everyone: “.”
"normal".
That's a bit outrageous.
However, with danger imminent, there was no time to think too much.
All they can do now is to trust Boss Jian!
Moreover, considering that Boss Jian can easily lift a two-meter-tall strong man, it doesn't seem strange for him to have a portable space! People looked at each other:
"When I first met Boss Jian, I thought he was a hermit master. Sure enough..."
"The food is delicious and you are so powerful, do you want to keep me alive?"
"Do you think Boss Jian has an unlimited supply of seafood porridge in his personal space? Slurp, slurp."
Soon, the discussion came to a halt.
...It’s not because the person is gone.
Instead, Jian Yunlan felt that the speed of sending people in was too slow, so after thinking about it, he simply expanded the entrance range of the portable space. The portable space covered everyone's head like a huge cloth bag, and then with a "wow" sound, it swallowed everyone in.
Then he burped.
Portable space: "Burp." Full.
In the space, Niutou, carrying a hoe, stood in the field, looking at the large group of people who suddenly appeared.
The Minotaur and the mercenaries looked at each other.
After a while, Niutou scratched his head and asked cautiously and honestly: "Everyone is free anyway, why don't you plow a few acres of land before leaving?"
Everyone: “…”
Good job.
It is worthy of being Boss Jian’s personal space.
Farmer Simulator this is!
.
At the same time, outside the portable space.
Finally, everyone was safely sent into the portable space. Jian Yunlan clapped his hands and breathed a sigh of relief.
All that’s left is…
Solve the problem at hand.
He turned around and faced the terrifying behemoth not far away.
The giant mouth in the air seemed to be aware of something and slowly turned. Its densely packed lips were all pointed towards Jian Yunlan and made low whimpering sounds.
How to solve it?
Jian Yunlan looked at the blood-red sky, the cracked ground, and then at the two porridge buckets beside him.
After careful consideration, he made a calm and confident judgment and pointed forward casually:
"Master Taotie, come on!"
Taotie: “…”
Densely packed huge mouths: "..."
The big silver-white dog looked at Jian Yunlan with sidelong glances, then looked at the huge mouth in the distance. There seemed to be real disgust in its eyes, as if saying: Is such a dirty, third-rate piece of stuff worth my taking action?
Taotie is a lazy guy. Specifically, he only devotes his energy to things he cares about, such as protecting Jian Yunlan. If Jian Yunlan was not in danger, he wouldn't care how other people died. So when the mercenaries were fleeing in panic just now, Taotie was still dozing off.
and……
The big dog glanced casually at the huge mouth.
He had seen this guy yesterday.
Although it is a bad guy, it has no ill intentions. It is just a greedy ghost. If you throw two bowls of porridge to it, it will probably behave itself.
However, the next second, the big dog's golden eyes narrowed slightly. It did not turn back, but sharpened its claws, suddenly jumped up, and bit a tentacle that stretched out from somewhere rapidly.
The moment the tentacle was touched by the Taotie, it was quickly annihilated. But even so, Taotie saw what the end of the tentacle looked like:
At the end of the tentacle is a sharp bone spur, which is highly corrosive and poisonous. The direction that the bone spur was aimed at was clearly the direction where Jian Yunlan was standing now.
Looking at the huge mouth not far away, the emotions in Taotie's golden eyes turned completely cold.
Although Jian Yunlan has the Kitchen God System and innate supernatural powers, in the face of such pollutants, he is just a human who has no ability to fight back.
Jian Yunlan hadn't figured out what had just happened yet, and looked at Taotie with surprise: "Master Taotie, our company has never treated you unfairly. Why are you stuffing everything into your mouth? Are you really hungry?"
Taotie: “…”
If it were normal, Taotie would probably argue with Jian Yunlan impatiently, saying something like "How dare you, human, despise me" or "Shut up".
But this time, Taotie said nothing.
For some reason, Taotie felt a little irritated when looking at the remains of the tentacle.
——If he hadn't blocked it, Jian Yunlan would have been pierced by the bone spur by now!
Taotie felt a surge of fear in his heart.
The word "fear" was too unfamiliar to the ancient ferocious beast, which had always been unrestrained and flamboyant, but at this moment he truly felt fear in his heart, a sense of panic as if he had almost lost something precious.
Along with the panic, there were also some fragments of memory. Sometimes it seemed like he was in a river, and sometimes it seemed like he was in a remote cave. He could hear difficult breathing, voices, shouts, and even crying. In the midst of the surging chaos, the only thing Taotie could hear clearly was Jian Yunlan's voice, which kept calling him to leave quickly.
It seems like something like this happened a long, long time ago.
But... he doesn't remember.
Why don’t you remember? It was obviously a very important matter, but how could he forget it?
The big dog wagged its tail irritably.
“…”
"Let's solve the problem at hand first."
A gust of cold wind gathered from somewhere, and in the storm-like vortex, the silver-white dog disappeared.
Instead, there was a man wearing an elaborate Warring States robe.
The dim skylight and wind gathered on him. His silver hair was tied up high, his golden pupils were indifferent, and the Taotie pattern on his robe emitted a bloodthirsty red light. The white ox bone shoulder armor looked extremely terrifying at this moment.
Like Yama returning from hell.
In Yan Luo's hand, he held a long black spear.
…The halberd handle was long and densely engraved with spells, and a scarlet light emerged, as if it was ignited by the flesh and blood of a living creature.
The whole world fell silent, even the top pollutants on the sky stopped making any sound. In the silent wasteland, the only sound could be heard from the low humming sound from the halberd, like the sound of a glutton chewing as it devoured the world.
But soon, another sound was heard:
——“Ding Dong!”
"Congratulations to employee number one for successfully unlocking his life-defining magical weapon, the [Greed, Anger, Ignorance, and Delusion Halberd]! Hurry up and use it to help Mr. Jian's snack stand business!"
Taotie: “…”
Taotie: “?”
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