Chapter 169 Meow Meow Meow
The Halberd of Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion is a magical weapon that no one in the mountain and sea plane can compete with.
As the natal magic weapon of the ferocious beast Taotie, the Halberd of Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion was born from the spiritual veins of the mountain and sea planes, and was refined from the countless deep desires of the human world. Hundreds of elite blacksmiths forged the weapon in seclusion for a thousand years, and finally sacrificed their blood to forge this peerless magic weapon.
Since its birth, the existence of greed, anger, ignorance, and delusion has meant endless desire and endless killing.
From small-scale massacres to big-scale destruction of the world, every time greed, anger, ignorance and delusion appear, the world will inevitably flow like a river of blood and hundreds of ghosts will howl. Countless famous kings, princes, generals and ministers in history were bewitched by this magic weapon and slaughtered the entire country as a sacrifice, but in the end they could not get the mercy of the magic spear.
It was not until Taotie appeared out of nowhere that Tan, An, Chi, and Wangji finally bowed their heads and acknowledged their master, and stopped causing trouble.
But even so, every time the Halberd of Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion appears in the world, the entire mountain, sea and land still tremble. The faint roar like thunder is the howling of countless souls. The scarlet spell on the pure black halberd, and the countless faces struggling to emerge:
Some are crying, some are laughing, some are cursing, and some are begging... Every soul that is killed by the halberd of greed, anger, ignorance, and delusion will eventually be sealed in the halberd forever, unable to escape.
Even today, if you listen carefully, you can still hear the teeth-chattering whispers of countless souls from the depths of their hearts, echoing one by one with the giant mouth in the blood-red sky of doomsday:
"Hungry... so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry... so hungry..."
However, even for such a peerless magic weapon, the entire evaluation given by the Kitchen God System is:
'Use it to contribute to Boss Jian's snack stand business! '
Jian Yunlan: "Correct and objective."
Taotie: “…”
Taotie was silent.
His dark golden pupils were filled with deep emotions. Two seconds later, his knuckles trembled almost imperceptibly, and he reached out and clicked on the skill bar displayed next to the Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion Halberd:
[Skill 1: Yangzhou Fried Rice (Original Name: Desire to Swallow the Sky)]
[Skill 2: Spicy Hot Pot (Original Name: Wuwangyan)]
[Skill 3: Century Egg and Lean Meat Porridge (Original Name: Nether Abyss)]
...Is this the destruction of the world or just an announcement of the dishes? !
As if sensing its master's collapse, the halberd of Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion began to tremble slightly, as if protesting as if it felt wronged, and the face that appeared in the void also oozes out sinister tears of blood.
However, the next second, when Jian Yunlan slightly bowed and touched the halberd handle curiously, he said, "It is indeed the life weapon of Lord Taotie. It looks so majestic!"
Greed, anger, ignorance, and delusion: "Gu."
It was quiet in an instant.
Not only was it quiet, but the ferocious face that appeared on the halberd also froze.
After a while, the ferocious face gradually softened, and a slight blush appeared on his face. As if he was embarrassed, he whispered: "Thank you very much for the compliment. Gu... I like Xiao Jian."
Taotie snorted coldly: "You spineless thing!"
Jian Yunlan: "Haha, be good."
...Just when the two were joking around, Yunwen in the distance seemed dissatisfied with being ignored and let out another earth-shaking roar.
The blood-red color of the entire sky became deeper, even condensing into a solid dark black. The yellow-green mucus that kept falling became denser, as if it was given life, twisting in strange shapes on the ground and quickly moving towards Jian Yunlan and Taotie.
The wind howled and brought with it a foul smell.
The densely packed giant mouths in the sky opened wide, revealing a bloody smile: "Hehehehe——"
The huge mouth was sinking continuously, taking the entire sky with it, getting closer and closer to the ground.
When people stand on the ground and look up, it feels as if the entire sky is pressing down, waiting to crush all the lives in this huge furnace into meat paste!
“…”
Jian Yunlan and Taotie looked at each other tacitly, and both knew that time was running out.
"There is no time to waste," Jian Yunlan said, "Lord Taotie, let's work together to resolve the current situation first!"
Taotie nodded slightly: "Okay."
The next second, the two of them took action.
Taotie held the Halberd of Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion in one hand, with the tip of the halberd pointing to the ground, and a diffuse light in his golden pupils. Bloodthirsty black air and dark clouds enveloped his body, and the teeth of his ox-bone shoulder armor began to make a rattling sound. He lazily paced forward like a killing god, muttering in a low voice:
"The four dharmas are all present, greed, anger, ignorance and delusion; the five aggregates are all empty, and heaven and earth return to nothingness..."
Beside him, Jian Yunlan's eyes were determined. He stretched out his hands towards the sky, with stars symbolizing hope twinkling between his fingers. A gust of wind blew from somewhere, and a dazzling light enveloped his floral apron and the chef's spoon in his hand. He spoke confidently:
"Light and hope interweave, love and courage converge, I will use my food stall to save the world and go to every hungry eater, Balanlan energy!"
"What's the matter with the meteorite kiss? What's the matter with the special-grade pollutant? Isn't he just a more enthusiastic guest?!"
Taotie: “?”
Meteoric kiss in the air: "......?"
One came from the plane of mountains and seas, the other from the plane of doomsday. These two bloodthirsty gods of death who transcended time and space were both stunned by this sudden turn.
——What energy are you talking about?
However, all doubts remained unanswered.
In the entire dark and silent world, only a burst of inexplicably cheerful and exciting music could be heard. A beam of rainbow light, accompanied by twinkling stars and blooming flowers, descended from the sky like a spotlight, enveloping Jian Yunlan in that beam of rainbow light.
A cartoon mechanical voice sounded playfully:
"Magic snack stand owner Mr. Jian, transform!"
"Super Rainbow Shining Kitchen God Domain, activated!"
"The blue energy——"
Along with the playful voice and exciting music, a corner of the dark and blood-red sky was lifted up, and rainbow starlight sprinkled down. That corner vaguely formed a dream kitchen: complete kitchen utensils, all kinds of ingredients, smooth countertops as new, and a plaque written in bubble font: "Realm of the Kitchen God"!
As the music played, Jian Yunlan's apron began to glow, turning into a gorgeous sky blue. Even the large spoon in his hand emitted a rainbow glow. He stretched his whole body and leapt handsomely into the realm of the God of Cooking in the air, his eyes full of conviction.
“……” Taotie watched all this in silence.
And after a moment of daze, Meteoric Kiss in the air became further enraged!
Hundreds of giant mouths densely packed in the air began to roar at the same time, and yellow-green liquid poured down like a rainstorm - fortunately Jian Yunlan had already transferred all the diners to his personal space in advance, otherwise, anyone on the ground at this moment would have been corroded into a sieve by the liquid.
One of the huge mouths pressed down darkly towards the shining Kitchen God Realm in mid-air, as if it wanted to swallow up the entire Kitchen God Realm along with Jian Yunlan.
Just when Taotie was about to make a move, he suddenly heard a familiar voice beside his ear:
"Sir, your first dish, Yangzhou fried rice, is ready. I'll have the waiter serve it to you right away!"
In the realm of the God of Cooking, Jian Yunlan, wearing a glowing apron and holding a large spoon, spoke enthusiastically.
The next second, Taotie saw a bowl of hot Yangzhou fried rice flying towards him.
The bowl of freshly-made Yangzhou fried rice was still steaming and trembling in the bowl. Every grain of rice was covered with golden oil. After being thoroughly stir-fried and soaked in the milky white soup, the various ingredients inside looked even more tempting: shrimp, ham, peas...
The glutton's conditioned reflex is to open his mouth and chew and eat the whole bowl of fried rice.
But Jian Yunlan spoke again: "Maomao, serve the food!"
Taotie: “…”
"Swallow the world!"
With a million points of reluctance and endless resentment, Taotie raised the Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion Halberd. The halberd blade tore a crack in the space like breaking through the air, and then...
With a bang.
The whole bowl of Yangzhou fried rice was thrown into the ferocious giant mouth in the air!
Taotie's eyes were gloomy: "What a waste of natural resources."
Why should you give such delicious Yangzhou fried rice to him and not to me? Taotie's eyes were filled with dissatisfaction. Besides, it was a broken thing, and he probably wouldn't appreciate it even if he ate it.
However, what was unexpected was.
The downward movement of the huge mouth suddenly stopped.
Yunwen: "Roar... Kill kill kill kill kill kill! What is this? ￥%#￥#￥@chew chew chew%￥%#..."
All the giant mouths in the sky stopped.
Then a small bowl of fried rice is as insignificant as a speck of dust compared to the huge mouth that blocks out the sun.
But the amazing thing is…something more insignificant than a speck of dust actually worked.
Although only one of the mouths was eating, the other mouths also made chewing movements together, as if they were savoring the food in their mouths. Even the continuous flow of yellow-green mucus stopped, and was replaced by transparent saliva.
“Slurp, slurp, slurp… Delicious… So delicious, so delicious, so delicious, so delicious… I want more kisses…”
About half a minute later, it seemed that the whole bowl of Yangzhou fried rice had been chewed carefully, but Yunwen was still smacking his lips. After a long while, he finally returned to his original state.
As if further enraged, the densely packed giant mouth opened wider and attacked Jian Yunlan more fiercely.
And Jian Yunlan in the field of the God of Cooking: "Isn't it just the mouth?"
Yes, now that he was in the realm of the God of Cooking, Jian Yunlan felt that his whole body was extremely light, as if he suddenly had super powers. Whether it was cutting vegetables, washing vegetables or cooking, his speed was increased hundreds of times.
Looking at the huge mouth of the abyss above his head, Jian Yunlan not only did not feel afraid, but was full of fighting spirit.
As a snack stand owner with a feeding habit, what do you like most?
That must be a hungry guest!
And isn’t there a ready-made guest in front of you? Although the other person's mouth is a little bigger, but...
What's there to be afraid of with a big mouth? Just feed them.
Jian Yunlan's hands moved swiftly, and in just a few seconds, countless delicacies came out of the pot. He looked at the Taotie in the distance with a firm look in his eyes: "Maomao, continue serving the dishes!"
Taotie held the Halberd of Greed, Anger, Ignorance and Delusion in his hand, drew a sharp arc in the air, and responded to Jian Yunlan's call casually.
"Guest, your spicy hot pot!" "Wuwangyan."
"Guest, your preserved egg and lean meat porridge!" "Netherworld."
"Guest, your Yangzhou fried rice!" "It wants to swallow the sky."
With the tacit cooperation between Jian Yunlan and Taotie, and the attack of the Greedy, Anger, Idiot and Delusion Halberd breaking through the air, one delicious dish after another smashed into the giant mouth in the air like meteors, making it a feast for the eyes.
…
I don’t know how long it took.
The yellow-green slime stopped falling.
After a long silence, the densely packed giant mouths in the sky made a deafening sound:
“…”
"belch……"
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