Chapter 201 Meow meow meow
What the hell, what a pervert!
Who in their right mind would blow cold air onto the back of someone’s neck?
Not only did he blow, he also licked it. The soft tongue, with some warmth and moisture, brushed across the back of the neck, and Jian Yunlan got goose bumps all over.
He was extremely shocked and looked back.
He met the ambiguous golden eyes of Taotie.
Taotie opened his thin lips slightly, revealing his sharp teeth, and licked his lips contentedly.
It was not until he met Jian Yunlan's gaze that he seemed a little panicked.
Jian Yunlan: “?”
Taotie: “?”
After staring at each other for a while, Taotie wiped his saliva with an angry look on his face and started to argue incoherently:
"It wasn't me, it really wasn't me, human, how dare you doubt me!... Even if it was really me who did it, so what? I'm a glutton and I've wanted to eat you for a long time, so what's wrong with tasting it first... No, it really wasn't me!"
Jian Yunlan: "..."
Jian Yunlan recalled the time when they first met, when Taotie opened his mouth and asked to eat the cook's outrageous remarks.
The suspicion in Jian Yunlan's eyes deepened, and there was a ghostly look in his dark blue eyes.
Taotie felt a little frightened by his stare. He gritted his teeth calmly, thinking about how to excuse himself.
...He definitely didn't think that it was already dark and the atmosphere was so heated, so what if he quietly hid in the dark and took a bite... He was so stingy, they had already kissed each other, so what if Lord Taotie took a bite.
His brain raced, and suddenly Taotie came up with a plan. He immediately pointed to the sky and swore, "It must be that sinister villain of the Heavenly Dao. He is a rat in the gutter by nature, and is used to hiding in the dark to plot against others. He must be the one blowing cold wind on the back of your neck, hoping to soften your willpower so that he can catch us all in one fell swoop!"
"Normally, he bullies men and women a lot."
As if he was afraid that Jian Yunlan would not believe him, he emphasized: "If I lie, God will punish me with lightning!"
As soon as Taotie finished speaking, the clear sky suddenly became covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder.
——Boom! ! !
Several thunders were approaching this side rapidly from a distance on the clouds.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
Taotie: “…………”
Along with the rumbling of thunder, the sound of Heaven's gnashing teeth rang out:
"Well done, you glutton! How dare you frame me! Who do you think is the sinister villain who is behind the scenes? I have lived an upright life, and you are such a bastard who dares to do things but not take responsibility. I will strike you to death, right?!"
…At the same time, in the Wanjie live broadcast room:
[Fuck, why is the way of heaven so miserable?]
[Even the Heavenly Dao couldn't stand it anymore and was forced to thunder! 】
[Lord Taotie is begging for Lei Delei hahahahahahaha]
[It’s a bit miserable +1, Tiandao was forced to eat so much dog food and was framed! Lord Taotie is bad! 】
[Wuwuwu, don't say that we are bad. We just want to have a taste of Boss Jian. What's wrong with us? Automatically input 99 when detecting a young couple]
[The Heaven's way is bad, Lord Taotie was injured. If Xiao Lan hadn't arrived in time, Lord Taotie might have been dead... I don't know what tricks this sinister villain will use next.]
…
In a sense, the audience in the Wanjie Live Broadcast Room were not wrong.
'The sinister villain', this is the character setting given to me by Heaven, er, God.
Tiandao was originally hiding in the dark, looking for a cool opportunity to make his appearance.
Originally, the sky had already darkened, and the gloomy atmosphere of the big villain had been brewing. When “He” was about to appear...
It was ruined by that kid Taotie!
Not only did he ruin his plan, Taotie even dared to frame and slander him, ruining his entire life's reputation!
Of course, the Heavenly Dao could no longer tolerate this, and it appeared directly on a thunderbolt, ordering the Heaven to strike Taotie and Jian Yunlan to death with five thunderbolts...
That's the plan.
"Boom!!!" Several bolts of thunder came towards Jian Yunlan and Taotie, instantly exploding into countless sparks and smoke.
After dozens of seconds, the smoke dissipated.
There was coldness in Taotie's eyes. He pulled back the sleeves that were covering Jian Yunlan, and both of them were unharmed.
Taotie snorted coldly: "You think you can hurt me with just a thunderbolt?"
Jian Yunlan was very supportive: "Master Taotie is so handsome!"
Seeing this scene, Tiandao curled his lips in disdain and felt very unhappy.
...Yes, the thunder from heaven cannot hurt Taotie.
A creature like Taotie, born between the mountains and the sea and nurtured by the consciousness of heaven and earth, cannot be harmed in the slightest by thunder or storm.
Only the pillar of light that is the embodiment of the will of heaven can cut off his flesh and blood piece by piece and completely annihilate his existence.
To be precise, it's not just Taotie. The pillar of light that is the embodiment of the will of heaven can wipe out all things in this world, including mountains, rivers, lakes, and all living things. No one can survive in the light of the will of heaven.
but……
After five blasts of heavenly thunder, the Heavenly Dao disappeared again.
The entire Silent Stage fell into silence once again. Because of the dark clouds in the sky, not a single ray of light could penetrate. The air seemed depressing and dull, making it difficult for people to breathe.
Jian Yunlan and Taotie stood together and looked at each other, wondering how the other would attack next time.
Jian Yunlan's heart was in her throat.
Just then——
All the light beams that had just disappeared suddenly reappeared, shining brightly!
The beam of light was like a net, densely covering Jian Yunlan and Taotie. Moreover, the net woven by the light beams became tighter and tighter, and the laughter of the Heavenly Dao could be faintly heard from inside.
——In the pillar of light that was the embodiment of the will of Heaven, a vague human figure would sometimes condense, and sometimes it would completely merge into the void.
"Jian Yunlan, I knew you would come."
"It's good that you're here, it's good that you're here. If you hadn't come, I would have been worried, hehe..."
"Anyway, my original target was you!"
Tiandao spoke with a smile, and His voice echoed in all directions in stereo surround sound, sometimes on the left, sometimes as if whispering to the right, like a ghost.
What he said startled both Jian Yunlan and Taotie.
What do you mean, the target of Heaven itself is Jian Yunlan?
They have always believed that Heaven wanted to eradicate Taotie, so it set up this execution. Now it seems that the execution of Taotie was just a bait to lure out Jian Yunlan?
Jian Yunlan frowned and asked in confusion: "I am a mortal. If you want to kill me, can't you just move your fingers? Why go to so much trouble?"
Tiandao did not answer Jian Yunlan's question.
Instead there was laughter.
His laughter went from being low at the beginning to bursting out loud at the end. He laughed until his voice became a little hoarse and he seemed extremely crazy, but he was still laughing:
“Hahahaha…hahahaha!!! After so many years, finally, finally!! It’s back in my hands…”
A human figure suddenly emerged from the beam of light. The humanoid light ball without a face or facial features suddenly approached Jian Yunlan and whispered in his ear: "The world is back in my hands!!!"
At the same time, the web woven of light tightened further!
Taotie frowned, pulled Jian Yunlan into his arms to protect her, and then he lowered his head and groaned.
——The net had shrunk to a very small size, only the size of a person. The surface of the net was embedded in the flesh of the Taotie. The wound that had just healed was cracked again, oozing blood.
Tiandao's voice became more and more frantic: "Hahaha! What's the point of struggling! Taotie, you are still protecting him when he is about to die?"
"Accept your fate, accept your fate," Tiandao's voice sounded from another direction, as low and gentle as a lover's whisper, making people shudder, "Anyway, you two will not be separated. I will use my net to cut you all into thumb-sized pieces of meat. There will be no distinction between you and me, and we will be together forever..."
Jian Yunlan commented objectively: "It's a bit romantic."
Taotie: “.” You’re really not to mention.
In the beam of light, the Tiandao figure nodded appreciatively: "Yes, yes, you understand me."
But the next second, Jian Yunlan's eyes froze:
"Da Ga, Kuo Duo Wa Lu."
Although Tiandao’s description was very romantic, but... Taotie held Jian Yunlan in his arms. If it was really as Tiandao said, Taotie would be the first to be chopped into pieces!
Taotie must be in a lot of pain.
Jian Yunlan would not allow that to happen.
"What are you talking about?" Tian Dao was unhappy. "You refuse, right?! What if you refuse? Can you still disobey me——"
The second half of Tiandao's sentence got stuck in his throat.
...Because, Jian Yunlan raised her head and kissed Taotie again.
Bang! A mushroom cloud exploded above Taotie’s head.
My wife loves me too much, what should I do?
hiss! Blood flowed from Tiandao's throat.
He was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe because of the dog food that was forced upon him!
And the worst thing is...
The moment their lips touched, the wound on Taotie's back healed instantly!
Then, a strange scene appeared and repeated endlessly:
1. The net of heaven is tightening.
2. Jian Yunlan's gluttonous kiss.
3. Taotie’s wounds heal instantly.
4. The net of heaven was bounced open.
…For a moment, the net formed by the will of Heaven could not be cut!
Tiandao: “???”
Jian Yunlan has figured out this resistance mechanism.
In the beam of light, beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on the forehead of the Tiandao figure.
The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.
It was at this time that Jian Yunlan gave Tiandao a way out and said with an idea: "Well, Master Tiandao, it is not a good idea for us to continue to be deadlocked like this. Why don't we compromise?"
Tian Dao was silent for a moment: "How to compromise?"
Jian Yunlan: "Uh... don't cut it yet, and we won't kiss each other for now. Let's take a step back. The three of us sit down and have a good talk. Explain why you want to kill me and clear up all the misunderstandings. How about that?"
【Everything can be discussed】
[Hahahaha, it's like seeing Boss Jian, the street office director, mediating a neighborhood conflict]
【ah? Although Boss Jian’s idea is good, Heaven will not accept it! 】
What can I do if I don’t accept it? So will He continue to be in a stalemate with the young couple and keep eating dog food? It seems that this is not a solution.]
[Sure, you are very kind to my eyes. Please give me a kiss for ten thousand years, Boss Jian and Lord Taotie! ! ! ! 】
[I bet that God will not accept my money]
…
Sure enough, after Jian Yunlan finished speaking, Tiandao fell silent.
Just when Jian Yunlan and Taotie were worried that the other party would not accept it...
The net that enveloped them suddenly disappeared.
Instead, three small chairs suddenly appeared on the floor, and a small table with a small stove on it.
On one of the small stools, there was a human-shaped ball of light, which was obviously the incarnation of the way of heaven.
Tiandao held a pot of wine, drank it with a worried look on his face, covered his face and sighed:
"Where should I start to explain this confusing account?"
Taotie had a look of as if he had seen a ghost: “?” Sichuan Opera face changing?
But Jian Yunlan had already followed suit, and quickly pulled Taotie to sit down, took out a handful of melon seeds, and looked at Tiandao expectantly:
"Could you elaborate?"
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