Chapter 202 Meow meow meow
The human-shaped ball of light, the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, sat on a small stool with his feet crossed, raised his head and took another sip of wine.
Then, He told his story to Jian Yunlan, who looked expectant, and Taotie, who looked indifferent...
Legend has it that Pangu created the world and the universe began to exist.
The moment this world was opened up, the Way of Heaven was also born.
——"I am not a specific creature, but the will of this world. I am the world itself."
The original world was the mountain and sea plane.
At that time, the mountain and sea planes were extremely small, without any signs of life, not even mountains or seas, no continents. Everything was brand new and blank, with only the Silent Platform standing alone in the middle.
The Way of Heaven is also extremely young.
If we use human terms, the Heavenly Dao at that time was still a babbling baby. As a baby, he always wants more toys, more beams of light, and more people to accompany him in this endless life.
So, the baby looked at the blank mountain and sea plane, pursed his lips in boredom, clenched his fists, and made a decision:
"It would be too boring to have only one world, right? I hope this world can be like a book, with each page being a new story and a new scenery," said the Tiandao figure sitting on the bench. "So, the baby tore the blank world apart with his hands, and the original world began to split, and more and more small worlds and small planes were born."
"..." Taotie commented sharply, "Looking for trouble when there is nothing to do."
"How many planes are there in total?" Jian Yunlan asked curiously.
Tiandao smiled slightly, and said with a proud tone: "Too many to count."
But soon, as if he thought of something, Tiandao's smile faded.
At first, the baby looks at the infinitesimal world he has created with great joy:
In some worlds, there are all kinds of rare treasures, monsters and beasts, and people practice magic and worship the way of heaven; in some worlds, people worship science, experience industrial revolutions again and again, and finally come to modern society; in another world, civilization has been completely destroyed and returned to the wilderness of doomsday...
Looking at so many worlds, Tiandao was very happy playing here and strolling there.
What makes Him happiest is:
People in so many worlds arrogantly believe that their own world is the only world. They are like frogs in a well, looking at the narrow sky and thinking they own all the sun, moon and stars.
Tiandao looks at these worlds and feels happy from the bottom of his heart.
"With so many small planes, they should be independent of each other and should never be aware of the existence of other planes," Tian Dao said. "After all, if every world is aware of the existence of other worlds, wouldn't that be a mess?"
According to the words of Heaven, each plane is like a different fish tank, and each fish tank contains beautiful goldfish of special colors. If the passages between the fish tanks were opened and the goldfishes communicated with each other, how chaotic and boring the fish tanks would become.
Therefore, the Heavenly Dao, which was still an infant, cut off the channels between the planes, making them their own independent small universes, and many years passed like this.
I thought time would go on peacefully.
Until that day...
Whenever Tiandao thinks of that day now, he still trembles all over.
The humanoid ball of light covered his face, with fear and collapse: "That day, I just took a nap, but when I woke up... the passages between many planes were repaired!"
"Not only has the channel of the plane been repaired, but after the residents of these planes communicated with each other, they actually established the Ten Thousand Worlds Plane and even created the Ten Thousand Worlds Live Broadcast Room!"
The communication between planes is becoming more and more frequent, and even becomes entertaining. The birth of the Ten Thousand Worlds Plane has allowed more planes to join in the communication. Even more, the residents of the Ten Thousand Worlds have gradually figured out the ability to create new planes. The novels, movies, and other entertainment works they create will actually split into a new plane for people to cross and challenge.
And various hidden dangers and problems have also surfaced.
Plane erosion is one of them.
It was supposed to be Tiandao's amusement park, but now it has turned into a big mess where anyone can get involved and even build a whole new universe.
One can imagine Tiandao’s inner collapse.
——This feeling is like carefully raising many pots of different goldfish. All the goldfish stay in their own tanks well-behaved and beautifully. Red, blue, green, all colors are clearly distinguished and pleasing to the eye.
But one day, the tank was broken, and all the goldfishes ran out, becoming a black mess. The goldfishes also united to create all kinds of strange things, such as traveling through books and live broadcasts. The whole house was turned upside down by them!
Tiandao took another sip of wine and sobbed: "Because the channel between the planes has been repaired, everything is messed up... It's all because of that system..."
Taotie dozed off after listening to this overly boring and complicated story: "Zzzzzzzzzz"
Jian Yunlan didn't.
Jian Yunlan listened carefully to Taotie's words, keenly caught a key word, raised his hand and asked: "Is it all because of that 'system'? Which system?"
On Tiandao's blank face, a smile appeared, as if "I finally got to the point".
"What system...Jian Yunlan, you really don't know?"
Jian Yunlan: "..."
Jian Yunlan asked tentatively: "Chef, Chef God System??!"
Tiandao nodded.
It turns out that it was all caused by this Kitchen God System!
Beads of sweat appeared on Jian Yunlan's forehead. He tried to shirk responsibility, "Master Tiandao, this Kitchen God System got stuck on me on its own. It has nothing to do with me!"
A mechanical voice of sobbing rang in his mind:
[Host...how can you be so heartless and unreasonable? Have you forgotten the love and time we have shared for thousands of years? ]
Jian Yunlan ignored the mechanical voice and continued, "If you want to kill, kill it. Don't kill me and Taotie. This is harming innocent people!"
The Heavenly Dao was silent.
After a while, Tiandao stretched out his trembling finger and pointed at Jian Yunlan: "Another excuse! Three thousand years ago, your previous life also used the same excuse to deceive me and fooled me around!"
Jian Yunlan blinked innocently: "."
The Heavenly Dao also began to cry, and His cries overlapped with the cries of the Kitchen God System in Jian Yunlan's mind, making Jian Yunlan's head buzz with pain. Tian Dao cried and said:
"The Kitchen God System didn't come into this world out of thin air... The culprit who nurtured the Kitchen God System is you, Jian Yunlan!"
Jian Yunlan: “???”
The audience in Wanjie Live Room: “????”
The mechanical voice in Jian Yunlan's mind stopped crying and began to tell the background story in a deep voice:
[Host, what Lord Tiandao said is correct. ]
[More than 20,000 years ago, your predecessor, predecessor, predecessor... in your previous life, was a famous chef in the Mountain and Sea Plane. You were just an ordinary peddler at first, selling groceries and snacks. Later, your cooking skills improved continuously as if gifted by God, and reached the level of perfection. ]
[Because the food you cooked was so delicious, it not only caused a sensation throughout the entire mountain and sea plane, but even people from other planes could smell your food across time and space. People's desire for delicious food and strong wishes broke the barriers between planes and completely repaired the passages between planes! ]
[Later, you used your lifelong cooking skills to cultivate me, the cutest, most powerful, and most perfect chef system~]
What the Kitchen God System said in Jian Yunlan's mind was also reflected one by one in the Wanjie Live Broadcast Room in the form of subtitles.
Therefore, the audience in the Wanjie Live Broadcast Room learned the truth about the world unexpectedly.
...The residents of the entire universe and countless small dimensions have truly exploded this time!
[Oh shit, oh shit, did we accidentally overhear something outrageous! 】
[(Fear) The reason why the Ten Thousand Worlds are the Ten Thousand Worlds, and the reason why different planes can communicate, the source of all this is actually...]
【Boss Jian’s Food (Quick Answer)】
[Boss Jian’s food is the reason for the birth of this myriad worlds, so isn’t Boss Jian the creator? ! ! ! 】
[I used to think that Mashu's fans who always kept saying 'God Jane has his own plan' were a little weird, but now I see that what they said is actually right =口=]
[Boss Jian, the only true God]
[Powerful, no need to say more...]
…
"That's right."
Tiandao nodded.
His tone was calm, but Jian Yunlan had already heard something unusual from the flat tone.
Jian Yunlan looked around calmly.
The small stool was still placed on the ground, Tiandao was still holding the pot of wine, and the stove in front of him was burning.
gluttonous.
Taotie is dozing off...
How long has it been since he last slept? Young people love to fall asleep as soon as they lie down! However, Taotie has been in prison for such a long time and traveled across nine states to be executed here, so it is normal for him to be tired.
No time to complain.
Jian Yunlan urgently thought of countermeasures in his mind to deal with the sudden attack from the Heavenly Dao at any time.
——"All of this is because of the Kitchen God System." Tiandao said softly, with a strange light flashing in his eyes, "As long as I can destroy the Kitchen God System, the passage between the planes will collapse again, and the world will become the paradise that originally belonged to me."
"And how to eliminate the Kitchen God System?"
"The only way is to kill you, Jian Yunlan."
"But simply killing you is not enough. As you said, wiping out your □ is just a matter of my fingers," Tiandao gritted his teeth and said strangely, "I have always found it strange. How could there be ordinary humans in this world that even I, Tiandao, cannot wipe out?!"
“Then I found out.”
"I don't know why, but you and Taotie are connected by fate. As long as he is alive, your soul will never die, and the same goes for him. As long as you are alive, he cannot be wiped out!"
"The only way is to lead both of you to the Silent Platform and deal with you together."
Tiandao's tone was still calm, but when he said this, a hint of murderous intent finally leaked out.
...Suddenly, the fire on the table went out.
There is wind in all directions.
The originally calm sky was swallowed by dark clouds again, low thunder rolled in, the wind howled, the sky and the earth lost their color, all the light gathered from all directions, surrounding the place where the sky was, and weaving a huge net again!
Tian Dao finally stopped pretending and laughed crazily: "Now that you two are here, die together!"
"Then, the world will be back in my hands, and I will become the true and only master—"
Suddenly, a weak voice came from the side.
"Um... Lord Tiandao, you've been talking for so long, you must be tired, right?"
Tiandao was suddenly stunned.
——It’s really like seeing a ghost.
As an incarnation of the will of heaven and earth without five senses, at this moment...
He actually smelled a stewed aroma coming from somewhere!
Meanwhile, Jian Yunlan was speaking as she slowly opened the oil paper bag in her hand, and immediately the aroma of hot braised pig's trotters spread out.
The braised pig's trotters, which have been slowly stewed in old broth, are greasy and present an extremely tempting reddish-brown color, as if covered with a layer of crystal amber. The surface is soft, glutinous and translucent, and the fragrance of star anise and cinnamon emerges along with the hot steam. Just looking at it, one can't help but imagine how the braised pig's trotters would be when eaten, with a rich sauce, glutinous skin and tender meat, and melt-in-the-mouth...
Jian Yunlan carefully handed over the braised pig's trotters and asked sincerely, "Would you like to try it?"
“…”
Tiandao fell into a brief silence.
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