Chapter 203 Meow meow meow meow
silence.
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
no……
The human-shaped ball of light that was the incarnation of Heaven twitched his mouth as he looked at Jian Yunlan who was holding the braised pig's trotters with a sincere look on his face.
Is this human serious? ? !
He is the Way of Heaven!
Do you understand what the Way of Heaven means?
As the embodiment of the world's will, His perception is spread across all planes, all time and space, every corner, omnipresent and all-encompassing. Jian Yunlan's delicacies are indeed top-notch in all planes, but isn't it a bit far-fetched to think of using them to tempt the Heavenly Dao?
Before, Tiandao also paid special attention to Jian Yunlan and knew all the delicacies sold at the snack stand he used to sell, such as wontons, fried rice, fried chicken, spicy hot pot and so on. Tiandao's perception was aware of the existence of all these delicacies, but he did not feel any special waves in his heart.
In other words, if he could be tempted by Jian Yunlan's delicious food, he would have been tempted a long time ago, why would he wait until now.
After all, He is an eternal and immortal being. Unlike all living beings, He does not need to eat, and fundamentally, He does not have feelings such as "hunger" and "greed".
Tiandao glanced with disdain at the braised pig's trotter in Jian Yunlan's hand.
With just one glance, all the details came vividly into my eyes.
The pig's trotter was shiny and rosy, and the surface seemed to be covered with a layer of crystal honey. Steam was rising, and the aroma of star anise, cinnamon, bay leaves and various sauces spread.
The trembling hoof tip dripping with sauce, the translucent fat, the soft and sticky tendon that seemed to be about to melt at any moment...
Gurgle.
...The throat of the human-shaped light ball of Tiandao rolled unconsciously.
The next second, the human-shaped ball of light that was the incarnation of Heavenly Dao transformed into a finger, pointed at himself, and laughed loudly:
“You want me to have a taste?...Hahaha, hahaha!...Are you kidding? You’re so humorous...You can’t be serious...I’m Tiandao! Who cares about your braised pig’s trotter? It just smells a little fragrant,” Tiandao curled his lips, pretending to be calm as he picked up the wine flask and took a sip, but he couldn’t help but take a few more glances at the pig’s trotter, “It’s just that the marinade looks rich and goes well with rice, and it’s just that the tendon makes me want to chew it…”
"It's just braised pig's trotters, that's all!"
The voice of the Heavenly Dao was pretentious and casual.
But His face, which was a blank human-shaped ball of light, did not move for a long time.
The non-existent "eyes" were already stuck to the braised pig's trotters and couldn't be moved away.
Strange, strange...
He is the Heavenly Dao who has neither hunger instinct nor appetite.
Why at this moment, my stomach, which clearly did not exist, suddenly started to rumble, clamoring for a primitive desire?
What's going on? ? ! !
At the same time, in the Wanjie live broadcast room:
[It smells so good, so good, so good. I really want to eat it, really want to eat it, really want to eat it.]
[Didn’t I enter the sweet and loving channel for young couples? Why did it suddenly start posting poisonous content late at night! Why! Ahhhh! ! ! collapse! ! ! ! 】
[Boss Jian, you are a sinful man. As expected, I still cannot resist your temptation (bitter smile) (stuffing an eraser into his mouth pretending it is a braised pig's trotter)]
[Haha, I’ve already tried Boss Jian’s braised pig’s trotters]
[The person upstairs was suspected to be hallucinating before being poisoned after eating Pinhao rice]
[Everyone, don’t resist. Think about it carefully. God Jian’s delicious food is the reason why we are gathered here, isn’t it? (Put your hands together) Don’t resist your instinct, accept it, accept yourself, we are prisoners of food! 】
[I want to laugh when I think about the billions of people from all over the world starving with me...]
…
The Way of Heaven is the embodiment of the will of the entire world.
And this "world" of course also includes all the people living in it. If people's emotional desires are strong and huge enough, they can influence the will of the world and thus affect the way of heaven.
——In Tiandao’s long and endless life, this was the first time that He realized how terrifying the Internet is!
No matter how popular and sought-after a snack stand is that sells delicious food that makes people salivate, it can only affect the emotions of a few thousand or tens of thousands of people at most, and is far from enough to change the world's consciousness.
But the emergence of the live broadcast room has made everything different.
Just like right now.
A small braised pig's trotter held in Jian Yunlan's hand was broadcast live to the entire Wanjie live broadcast room through a micro camera. The Wanjie Live Broadcast Room, in addition to the audiences from the Wanjie plane, is also connected to thousands of small planes, and countless people in each plane are watching this live broadcast in real time.
The moment they saw the braised pig's trotters, everyone swallowed their saliva at the same time, and their stomachs made gurgling sounds...
The fragrant braised pig's trotters were like a small stone thrown into the calm sea, causing ripples one after another. The ripples continued to accumulate and echo, and finally set off a huge tsunami!
In the mountain and sea plane, on the Silent Stage, the humanoid ball of light that was the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao seemed to be struck by lightning and froze in place for a long time, unable to move.
——The voices of countless people from thousands of planes were listened to by the will of the world. They came from all directions like a tide, forming a 360-degree stereo echo. The mental pollution effect was maximized, and it sounded densely in Tiandao's mind:
"Slurp the delicious braised pig's trotters." I'm so hungry! I’m so hungry! "I really want to grab it in my hand and take a big bite. Does the tendon taste as soft and sticky as it looks?" ##@%! eat! eat! eat! "I want to tear the braised pig's trotters apart and mix them with rice. The fragrant braised sauce mixed with rice is so delicious." "I wish I could turn into heaven and eat as much as I can." "Who is so lucky to eat Boss Jian's braised pig's trotters?" "I'm hungry! Hungry! Hungry! '
In his mind, Tiandao was trembling all over, holding his head in pain, and yelling, "Master, stop chanting!"
But all kinds of voices still flood into my mind without interruption.
The overly enthusiastic and strong voices of the people turned into a huge wave, and the shadow of the wave had already covered us...
boom--
Crash!
The tsunami completely overturned the Heavenly Dao, wrapping it in the huge waves that were eager to incarnate. The Heavenly Dao had no way to escape, and was floating in the huge waves, completely losing itself!
In reality.
Tiandao stood there blankly, still maintaining the same posture as not long ago, as if he had entered a state of meditation.
But the cry coming from the stomach of the ball of light betrayed Him.
“Gululu! Gululu!!!”
The almighty Lord of Heaven...
I'm hungry.
“…”
Hearing the earth-shattering stomach growl, Jian Yunlan was shocked: "Where did the sound come from?"
Tiandao swallowed his saliva and subconsciously reached out to grab the pig's trotter, but quickly pulled his hand back at the last moment!
Under Jian Yunlan's suspicious gaze, Tiandao started coughing violently, pretending to be nonchalant and turned his head away, denying it three times in a disguising manner: "Cough, cough, cough! It's not me! I don't know! It has nothing to do with me!"
Jian Yunlan said slowly: "Oh."
It can be seen that Tiandao has tried his best to cover it up.
But the things that are hardest to hide in this world, besides poverty, cough and love, is... hunger!
As a senior and experienced snack stand owner, how could Jian Yunlan miss such an important detail?
Sure enough, just as he expected, people's moods really do affect the way of heaven.
Jian Yunlan's plan is already half successful!
Jian Yunlan perked up, with a bright smile on his face: "Master Tiandao, you must be hungry, right?"
That smile carried some of the persuasion of a successful treacherous plot. Jian Yunlan held up the braised pig's trotter again and said, "Try it. It's free. If you don't eat it, it will get cold. It would be a waste of this braised pig's trotter..."
If you don’t eat it now, it will get cold?
Isn't that such a waste? ! ! !
Tiandao glared and almost took the bait.
The dark clouds in the sky stopped, and the light net that covered the sky no longer tightened. The whispers of countless people from all over the world in my mind became clearer and more enthusiastic, carrying with them the joy of eating braised pork trotters.
The right hand of the human-shaped light ball of the Heavenly Dao has already stretched out tremblingly...
However, at the last second, clever IQ once again took the high ground.
Tiandao withdrew his hand narrowly: "It was a close call. I almost got tricked by you, a human! Haha, it's not that easy to lure me in with just a braised pig's trotter-"
The words haven't finished yet.
Suddenly, another hand appeared out of nowhere.
The hand had distinct joints and calluses on the fingertips. With the decisiveness of years of experience in battle, he hit the target with one strike. The next second after he grasped the braised pig's trotter, he actually opened his mouth wide and stuffed the trotter directly into his mouth!
It all happened so fast, like lightning, leaving no time to react.
Tiandao and Jian Yunlan both widened their eyes and looked at the owner of those hands...
With long silver hair draped over his shoulders and a hint of satisfaction in his dark golden eyes, he held the braised pig's trotter and nibbled on it, his cheeks bulging as he chewed hard, quickly and hastily!
Taotie: "Chew, chew, chew."
Yes, the person who snatched the braised pig's trotters was Taotie!
...The Taotie who seemed to have been dozing off before!
...In fact, he is a glutton who is pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, looking for the right time to make a move!
As expected of a glutton, he has acquired professional skills through years of searching for delicious food.
Wake up, open eyes, stretch out hands, start eating, Taotie completes this series of actions almost instantly within a few microseconds, smoothly and in one go.
He concealed all his aura and acted quickly, accurately and ruthlessly. Even the Heavenly Dao failed to detect it and could only admit defeat!
I watched helplessly as the braised pig's trotters fell into the hands of others.
Tiandao's pupils dilated and his breathing stopped——
All scenes are clearly reflected in the retina.
He could see it but could not eat it. The aroma of the braised pig's trotters was like a slow slicing of flesh, torturing Him in Tiandao's mind:
The hot and rich sauce flowing down my wrist, the pig's trotter tendons full of collagen, the satisfaction when I took a big bite, the soft, chewy and sauce-covered piece of meat that I tore off with my teeth...
Taotie proudly ate the braised pig's trotters in front of Tiandao, showing off. His expression seemed to say:
'Chew, chew, chew. My wife's braised pig's trotters. Hehe, they are specially braised for me. Hehehe, hesitation will lead to failure. Chew, chew, chew! If you can’t eat it, just envy it, chew chew chew! '
Click.
Tiandao just felt that the string in his mind was broken.
——I’m tired, let’s destroy it.
This thought appeared in Tiandao's mind.
The edges of countless worlds and planes began to collapse in the blink of an eye of Heaven. Dark clouds gathered and natural disasters were brewing...
At this moment, a savior-like voice sounded in Tiandao's ears like a gentle rain in the desert:
"Uh, Lord Tiandao, I have a braised pig's trotter here, would you like to try it?"
…The dark clouds dispersed and the collapse stopped.
This time, Tiandao no longer hesitated.
"eat!"
For fear of being beaten to it again, Tiandao swept the pig's trotter from Jian Yunlan's hand like a tornado and devoured it voraciously!
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