Chapter 32 Meow Meow
Ning Sheng eats faster than Gu Xingzhou.
He was originally at the front of the line and was the first one in the crowd to get the fried rice. It was just that it was so delicious that he didn't want to finish it too quickly. He chewed and savored every bite carefully, which is why he was caught off guard by the heavy rain.
Soon, the take-away box in his hand was empty.
Meeting Gu Xingzhou so unprepared, he thought he would be preoccupied and unable to swallow, and unable to appreciate the delicious fried rice.
But it didn't.
The fried rice is still very fragrant!
He could tell right away that the chili powder and chili oil in the fried rice were made by Ning Menglian. It was the flavor he had been eating since he was a child, but he never got tired of it. Once you taste this spicy taste that makes you sweat, it feels like you are back in your childhood.
Jian Yunlan's cooking brings out all the delicious flavors of the chili peppers, which seep into the rice and melt into the potatoes. It is refreshing and spicy, with the caramelized aroma of the fried rice, the soft and glutinous potatoes, and the freshness of the chives... The perfect fusion of all the flavors, the taste is simply amazing.
Ning Sheng's consciousness slowly returned only after the takeaway box was completely emptied and even the last grain of rice had been taken away by him.
Fried rice, finished.
I have to be forced to deal with some...insignificant trivial matters.
Ning Sheng glanced at Gu Xingzhou beside him.
Like him, Gu Xingzhou squatted on the ground without caring about his image, holding the fried rice and eating it voraciously from the takeaway box. His figure looked very simple and down-to-earth.
The more Ning Sheng looked at it, the angrier he became.
Why should Gu Xingzhou, who was born into the privileged class and always looked down on street vendors and ordinary people, be able to eat Boss Jian's fried rice?
Does he deserve it? !
There is also the haze and trauma that Gu Xingzhou once brought to Ning Sheng.
Seeing that Gu Xingzhou was eating more and more happily, Ning Sheng could no longer suppress his anger. He reached out and pushed Gu Xingzhou to the ground: "Why do you want to eat Boss Jian's fried rice?!"
"You don't deserve it!"
Gu Xingzhou subconsciously hugged the fried rice, his dark eyes burning with unbelievable anger: "Why am I not worthy? If I am not worthy, then are you?!"
"Why am I not worthy?" Ning Sheng laughed angrily.
He and Boss Jian's fried rice are a perfect match, they're locked in, okay?
Who dares to question? ? !
"Ning Sheng, you are such an ungrateful thing. I've been so good to you," Gu Xingzhou stood up suddenly, his voice full of grievance and anger, and he said in a domineering and unquestionable manner, "The heaven and earth can bear witness to my goodness to you! Even if you want the stars, I won't even pick the moon for you..."
"...I just want to finish eating this precious fried rice, but you won't help me, you wicked fellow!"
"You're good to me?!" Ning Sheng's usually cold eyes were burning, and even the charming teardrop mole at the end of her eye was emitting a scorching and aggressive light. "Hehe, how are you good to me? Tell me about it?"
"Is locking me in a room and handcuffing me good for me? Is forcing me to work in a club good for me?
"Threatening my family into submission is good for me?"
Gu Xingzhou's momentum suddenly became less impressive.
He really did something extreme.
Why did he do that in the past? Now Gu Xingzhou is a little confused. He seems to be controlled by some invisible hand. At that time, he felt that money and power were omnipotent, and people of the upper class were born to oppress those of humble birth.
Gu Xingzhou's love for Ning Sheng is also like a kind of alms. He never imagined that Ning Sheng would not accept his "noble" love, so he did many wrong things in anger.
After a while, he looked at Ning Sheng with deep eyes and said, "I was wrong... I'm sorry."
After a pause, he added, his eyes full of affection and indulgence: "If you are really angry, just hit me, scold me, until you feel relieved."
Bang!
Bang!
Ning Sheng stretched out his hand quickly and slapped him three times in the face with great force.
Ning Sheng had beautiful eyebrows and beautifully shaped lips, but she began to speak trash words that were totally inconsistent with her appearance:
"You idiot, why did you come to provoke me for no reason? When I was a child, I gave you a bowl of rice out of kindness, and you still don't stop. You are such a greedy dog. I should have buried you in the trash can at that time.
"You've been given too much face. You think you're a decent person, don't you?! You think I dare not hit you or scold you? If you can't hear clearly, I can even carve it on your tombstone! When you die, I'll be the first one to go to your grave, wearing mourning clothes and dancing—"
"You are such a bad-hearted person, you have tainted Boss Jian's fried rice. Spit out everything you ate, now!"
Gu Xingzhou: “?”
Gu Xingzhou: “???”
No, are you serious? !
Gu Xingzhou covered his face in disbelief. Ning Sheng slapped him so hard that his face swelled up immediately, with five clear fingerprints appearing on it. Those words kept pouring into his ears. Ning Sheng didn't stop at scolding. He soon started punching and kicking, left hook, right hook, sweeping kick, and...
He is not joking, every punch hits the flesh!
Gu Xingzhou initially thought very affectionately and helplessly, what can I do, just spoil her.
In the end, he was beaten so hard that his teeth were grimacing. Gu Xingzhou gradually couldn't bear it anymore, and the fire in his heart kept rising.
Ning Sheng must have fought some underground boxing or something, why is it so painful!
Finally, when Ning Sheng kicked him in the butt, Gu Xingzhou said in a deep voice:
“That’s enough!”
"Don't push your luck. This is simply a farce. It's ridiculous. Absurd! I did something wrong, but I was also good to you. I always granted you what you asked. You treated me worse than a dog... I also apologized and said I was sorry. I will change and atone for my sins. Didn't you hear me?!"
"I won't give you any of Boss Jian's fried rice. This is what I deserve. I queued up to buy it myself. Don't even think about snatching it away from me!"
"Who cares about your 'granting every wish'?" Ning Sheng stared at Gu Xingzhou, his beautiful face twisted in jealousy - he had finished his fried rice, but Gu Xingzhou still had half a bowl. "I'll say it one last time, you don't deserve to eat Boss Jian's fried rice!"
Gu Xingzhou proudly picked up the fried rice and said, "I deserve it, but you don't. Haha, if you have the guts, go ask Boss Jian to sell you another portion!"
The two men glared at each other like two angry bulls.
After a while, they suddenly shouted angrily, rushed towards each other and started fighting!
You punch me, I kick you, you pull my hair hard, I bite your wrist hard...
In between, they exchanged trash talk: "Spit it out! Spit out the fried rice!" "Bah! I won't, you ungrateful bastard!" "Boss Jian shouldn't have given you fried rice!"
People around: “…”
At first, everyone thought they were just playing around with each other, fighting and swearing at each other.
There were even a few female white-collar workers around who were secretly supporting the two of them - both of them were so handsome, one was domineering and strong, the other was cool and elegant, they were a perfect match!
Even until they started quarreling, they were still holding their faces and thinking that it was normal for young lovers to quarrel.
Until they started to fight while exchanging high-intensity trash talk, and the one in the suit was beaten black and blue...
They want to see a fight between a top and a bottom, not this kind of fight, but the indescribable fight on the bed!
Female office workers: “…”
These two people never mentioned love in any word or sentence, and indeed every word or sentence they said was not love.
They read it over and over again, only to see the word "fried rice" written all over the pages!
Well, it's probably just two poor guys going crazy and fighting each other because they didn't have enough fried rice.
It was only at this time that everyone realized that they were really fighting.
Everyone immediately rushed forward to try to stop the fight:
"Hey, hey, hey, young man, if you have something to say, just say it nicely. There's no need to make such a fuss!
"Yeah, everyone understands the feeling of not having enough fried rice. Just come back and queue up tomorrow."
"Speaking of fried rice, brother, we've been brothers for 20 years, why didn't you save a bite of fried rice for me today?!" "...That's off topic, okay, it has nothing to do with this." "Why is it irrelevant?!"
The two muscular men glared at each other, getting angrier and angrier as they talked, and then they joined the fight.
Everyone: “…”
It's over. Two people were sent to prison for trying to stop the fight.
As the undisputed heroine of this snack stall, Wu Qiuhe stood up to enforce justice in the chaos. She cleared her throat:
"Look at you two, you're both so handsome and have such outstanding temperaments...why can't you just get along and share fried rice with each other?"
——"Share fried rice with him??!"
The two looked at Wu Qiuhe and laughed out of anger.
Ning Sheng stared at Gu Xingzhou, and Gu Xingzhou stared at Ning Sheng, and they said in unison: "I would rather die!!!"
The two started a new round of fighting.
The rain gradually subsided. Li Mingxi and Li Yun had just been separated by the heavy rain and the crowd. They were now coming to find Ning Sheng, and they saw Ning Sheng fighting with a handsome man in a suit and tie, and Ning Sheng seemed to have the upper hand.
Li Yun: “???”
Wait, is this the cool and aloof school idol from Kyoto University?
And beside her, there was a cheer: "Good fight! Kick him in the crotch, right, right!"
Hearing this, Ning Sheng, who was fighting with Gu Xingzhou, kicked him in the crotch, and Gu Xingzhou's face turned pale.
"Good!" The cheers rang out again, "Beautiful! He should be taught a lesson!"
Li Yun: “…”
Li Yun turned her head and saw that the person who had just spoken next to her was a bright and beautiful lady with a high ponytail. She was wearing sportswear, watching the fun with her fists clasped together, and even cracking a handful of melon seeds in her hand.
It’s Ming Ruogui!
Li Yun's pupils trembled.
Ming Ruogui glanced at Li Yun and handed her a handful of melon seeds: "Want some?"
Ever since the last time Gu Xingzhou wanted Ming Ruogui to help cancel Ning Sheng's job at Hongtu Technology, Ming Ruogui refused. Since then, she has disliked Gu Xingzhou and has been thinking about finding an opportunity to teach him a lesson.
Hey, she didn't expect that before she even did anything, someone would help him teach her a lesson.
Looking at Ning Sheng's clean and neat movements without a single flaw, Ming Ruogui became more and more satisfied.
Heroes emerge from youth!
Some people were cheering for Ning Sheng, and of course there were also people giving advice to Gu Xingzhou.
For example, the "professional team" hired by Gu Xingzhou at a high salary, the secretary and several key members were watching the battle anxiously. No one was willing to help Mr. Gu fight, but after receiving their wages, they could still shout a few words:
"Boss Gu, you need to show your strength and hit him in the face... Wait, no, quickly cover your face, or you won't get hit too badly." "You need to hide to the left!" "No, you should hide to the right. Boss Gu, wait a minute, let's draw a table and do some data analysis!"
Gu Xingzhou: “…”
A bunch of freeloaders!
If he doesn't think of a solution quickly, he will be beaten to death by Ning Sheng! ! !
Li Yun took the melon seeds from Ming Ruogui in a daze, looked at the absurd scene in front of her, and started to crack them in a daze.
In front of me, some people were fighting and swearing at each other over a bowl of fried rice; some were trying to mediate the fight, but got so angry that they started fighting too; some were cheering while eating melon seeds, and some were holding emergency meetings to analyze strategies...
It's simply a picture scroll from hell.
Li Yun has lived for twenty years and has never seen such a scene.
She looked with awe at Jian Yunlan, who was diligently frying rice not far away. Because the diners were still waiting, Jian Yunlan noticed the commotion here, but there was no way she could leave.
——Boss Jian’s fried rice is not ordinary fried rice. This simple bowl of fried rice has such tremendous power that it can arouse people's inner greed and desire.
It is no exaggeration to say that this is a disaster that brings disaster to the country and the people!
Li Yun bowed solemnly in the direction of Jian Yunlan and performed a great ceremony of worship.
Ming Ruogui: “?”
It seems that everyone is crazy.
Fortunately, this farce did not last long.
Soon, police officers with batons arrived and forcibly separated Ning Sheng and Gu Xingzhou who were fighting each other.
Even though the police had arrived, the two men were still cursing at each other:
"You don't deserve to eat fried rice!" "What bullshit are you talking about? Shake your brains before you talk to me." "You don't deserve to eat fried rice. Hide now. The garbage collector is coming!"
Policeman Lao Zhang: “…”
Who is the garbage collector?
As a community policeman, he has mediated all kinds of bizarre quarrel cases for a variety of reasons, including cheating husbands, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law conflicts, and the most outrageous case was a quarrel between two college students over the distribution of spoils in a game.
However, quarreling over fried rice is probably one of the most outrageous cases.
These two people look so good-looking, why are they so childish?
"Stop arguing, stop arguing," Lao Zhang sighed and separated the two of them, "Shut up, put your heads in your hands! Squat down!"
The two were still staring at each other from a distance, then they hugged their heads and squatted down reluctantly.
"Okay, take them all back to the police station."
Old Zhang shook his head in disappointment. The young people nowadays are really good-for-nothing.
As everyone watched, Ning Sheng and Gu Xingzhou were escorted to the police car in disgrace. They were still cursing at each other before getting in the car:
"Police comrade, you arrest him, he is a lawbreaker, if you check his company's accounts, you will definitely find that he is evading taxes!"
The other side refused to admit defeat, "You should arrest him. I am a good citizen and I even make charity donations. He hit me first and slapped me in the face QAQ"
"What are you arguing about? If you continue I'll handcuff both of you and put you in the detention center!" Lao Zhang swung his baton.
The two of them shut up.
Everyone: “…”
Gu Xingzhou's secretary was sweating profusely.
Their company did not evade taxes!
but……
He and several of Gu Xingzhou's key subordinates looked at each other in bewilderment:
The president has been arrested, so today... can they leave work early?
Yay!
Live broadcast room of all worlds.
[Crazy, all crazy]
[This world has finally become something I cannot imagine]
[Hehe... a fan on the rooftop]
[No, no, huh?] ? ? ! What about the melodrama? ! Where is the thrilling, acidic and bloody thing I want to see? What about a reunion filled with sexual tension? 】
Because the plot in the live broadcast room reached a new level of insanity that no one could imagine, the audience also went crazy.
——No, they are not crazy, it is this world that is crazy!
Why would the pure, flawless, cold and beautiful woman in their minds say something like "I'll carve it on your tombstone"? Why is he so good at fighting and slaps so hard?
Why would the overbearing, paranoid and gloomy president be beaten so hard that he had to flee in fear? And why was he protecting the remaining half bowl of fried rice while being beaten?
Where is his integrity as a domineering boss? !
The most important thing is.
Why would the top and bottom protagonists of a melodramatic BL novel start fighting each other over a bowl of fried rice?
Of course, the reason why they fought each other was also due to the accumulation of various new and old grudges. But the main trigger was that Ning Sheng, who had just finished eating the fried rice, saw Gu Xingzhou, who still had half a bowl of fried rice left. The more she looked at him, the more unhappy she became, because she was jealous and twisted because her own fried rice had been finished, and the whole situation escalated directly.
I don’t know how many times the audience has asked soul-searching questions.
How delicious is that fried rice? !
[Of course, this kind of good stuff should be shared with girlfriends so that we can appreciate it together, hehe. Hehehe~~】
A barrage of comments passed by faintly.
The audience all had a flash of inspiration.
——They can’t be the only ones being tortured. Of course, they should invite their relatives and friends to watch this good thing together!
So, that night, countless ignorant residents of the world, under the enthusiastic recommendations of their relatives and friends and all kinds of compliments, clicked on the live broadcast room numbered 6666.
In addition, the blogger who made the video last time also used the same trick, editing a recorded clip and adding an extremely eye-catching title: [The protagonist and the top fight fiercely, the cold beauty dominates strongly, the domineering president is forced to respond, high-definition uncensored, panting, collision, dirty talk]
This trick works every time.
The panicked audience clicked in immediately, it was very fast.
After clicking in: “…”
When you say fierce fighting and breathtaking collisions, you mean this kind of hardcore physical fights with fists hitting the flesh, right?
When you say the cool and beautiful woman took the lead, you mean that the cool and beautiful woman took the initiative to slap the attackers in the face, right?
There is also high-definition and uncensored content. What the hell is there to censor about this? ? !
The most outrageous thing is the dirty talk label.
This is not the kind of dirty talk they imagined! Even people wearing mourning clothes and dancing on graves are coming out. This is such a dirty insult! !
[Haha, I got fooled again, light a cigarette]
[I hate my hands. Why don’t they learn their lesson? I still order even though I know it’s a scam! 】
[Such a good live broadcast room, I will not only watch it myself, but also recommend it to my best and dearest friends, so that we can enjoy it together (evil smile)]
So, that night, with more and more people sharing it 'kindly'.
The popularity of Jian Yunlan's live broadcast room has been soaring at an unstoppable rate, and he has successively defeated several big anchors with huge fan bases.
At three o'clock in the morning, 50,000 people were watching online at the same time, climbing into the top ten of the total popularity list of the book-traveling area that day, and at the same time topping the popularity list of the "Paranoia Monopoly" area!
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"Boss Jian, there's a fight going on over there!"
As soon as Ning Sheng and Gu Xingzhou started fighting, some diners who were watching the fun ran over and reported to Jian Yunlan.
Jian Yunlan was somewhat shocked and a little worried. He glanced in the direction of the fight, but his hands did not stop, still stir-frying skillfully.
"Did they fight over fried rice?" Jian Yunlan hesitated, "How about I make them an extra portion... and you go and tell them to stop fighting?"
Everyone immediately became alert.
Well, these people who are fighting must have ulterior motives and are trying to cheat and steal the fried rice!
And Boss Jian is so kind that he was really shaken!
They won't let those with ulterior motives succeed.
The diners immediately began to talk:
"Please don't give them fried rice, otherwise this will encourage evil trends, and everyone will fight over fried rice in the future, how can that be tolerated?"
"It's nothing serious, just a small fight, hehe."
"We promise to persuade them to stop. No matter how delicious the fried rice is, they can't fight!"
"Boss Jian, just focus on making fried rice, and leave the rest to us!"
Everyone said they wanted to stop the fight, but everyone looked at each other and no one moved.
...You must be joking. If they go there now, wouldn’t all their time waiting in line be in vain? !
There are so many people behind with green eyes, watching eagerly.
We can't leave. Even if there is a landslide or tsunami, we can't leave.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
That's a bit outrageous.
But he was so touched that everyone loved his fried rice so much!
Happiness is that simple.
Jian Yunlan's eyes were filled with emotion. He waved the spatula carefully and tossed the pot skillfully. He must cook the fried rice that everyone is looking forward to seriously and give his best!
Soon, another serving of hot fried rice came out of the oven, with bright red chili oil, loose fried rice, and fragrant potatoes...
The lucky guy Lin Tianqiu took the fried rice amid everyone's jealous gazes.
A man is innocent unless he is in possession of a treasure. Lin Tianqiu looked around vigilantly, found a corner, squatted down and ate in silence.
"This is the last one," Jian Yunlan said reluctantly, "Today's 100 copies have been sold out. Thank you all for your support!"
The crowd was filled with the howling of ghosts and wolves, and they rushed forward to grab the
"Boss Jian, please don't do this to me, I beg you..."
"Woo woo, how could you bear to abandon us, an orphan and a widow, and walk away!"
"You have such a cruel heart, wuwuwu..."
But there were a few clever people in the crowd. They looked at each other and came up with an idea:
"Team up?"
They nodded silently.
So, Wu Qiuhe, the snack stand owners, Zhang Mo and Bei Shi, Li Mingxi and the classmates… everyone tacitly stretched out their hands and feet, and pretended to fight each other in exaggerated acting:
"Boss Jian, my wife actually dared to hit me, wuwuwu, I'm hurt!"
"It hurts so much, my knees are all skinned!"
"Give me some fried rice to soothe my wounded heart."
"Boss Jian, you don't want the city management to know about the fight in front of your fried rice stall, do you?"
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