Chapter 33 Meow
Looking at everyone's exaggerated acting, Jian Yunlan: "..."
But he saw that before the fist even landed, the other side started screaming.
"You guys should just save your energy. Do you really think Boss Jian is a fool?"
"Alas, it's also pitiful."
"Sister Wu, you've ruined your reputation for a bowl of fried rice~"
Wu Qiuhe was well-known in the area for her swift and decisive actions, yet she even mixed in with the young people and joined them in making trouble.
Hearing this, Wu Qiuhe's face turned red.
What's the matter? What's the point of late-life integrity? Can I eat it? Is it tasty?
Aren't you guys eager to make a move?
Even though Jian Yunlan had already ridden away on his tricycle, the area around the fried rice stall was still bustling with people hoping to keep Boss Jian, people gathered together to discuss the drama they had just seen, and...
Begging on the street?
Everyone looked at the little girl on the roadside in surprise.
The little girl had a very delicate appearance, with fair skin and a pair of round eyes like black grapes. She wore a Taoist robe with cloud patterns and her long hair was tied into two small buns at the back of her head.
She arrived just after Jian Yunlan left, and missed the fried rice stall perfectly.
The little girl twitched her nose, as if trying to smell the remaining fragrance in the air, while she spread out the flamboyantly written notes on the ground.
On the left it says: "I am Hu Banxian from Qingqiu Shuangyue Taoist Temple!"
On the right side it says: "I have a blood feud with the ancient vicious beast Taotie. V me 50 and listen to my revenge plan."
She put up another plastic sign on the ground: "I am proficient in Feng Shui, fortune telling, face reading, PPT production, PS photo editing, English translation (professional level 8 + CATTI certificate), IELTS and TOEFL tutoring, and study abroad planning. 50 yuan per time."
There are two QR codes, one green and one blue, posted in the middle, which is very thoughtful, and they are available for both WeChat and Alipay.
Everyone: “?”
What is this, I am Qin Shi Huang v me 50, will you be appointed as a general in the future?
He is also proficient in feng shui, PPT production, English translation, and study abroad planning.
In the crowd, an English major student slowly fell down, holding his chest, spitting blood, and forced a smile:
"I've told you all that our English majors have a wide range of job opportunities, but you still don't believe me..."
Others: “…”
So pitiful!
Many people gathered around the little girl's stall. Everyone thought it was quite strange, but most of them just came to watch the fun.
Someone teased her, pinching her throat and saying, "Little girl, did you have a fight with your family and run away from home? Do you want us to help you find your parents?"
The little girl looked at him strangely and said, "Is your throat uncomfortable? Here, I will write you a prescription. Go and get a coin of licorice, tangerine peel, two monk fruits, and chrysanthemum, and take it with water."
That person: “…”
Everyone was amused and confused.
Most people came to watch the fun. Seeing that the little girl was not dressed like ordinary people, they guessed that maybe her parents were hiding in some corner, filming a short video.
So everyone watched for a while and then left.
The little girl covered her empty stomach and pursed her lips.
I'm hungry again.
The last time she had a meal was a long time ago. She was wandering in the lower world and her natal magic weapon was not with her, so she got hungry quickly.
Her natal magic weapon, her natal magic weapon... wooooo.
Just as she was immersed in sadness, suddenly, a voice came to her ear: "Little girl, would you like to help me calculate my marriage fate?"
It’s Lin Tianqiu.
Lin Tianqiu also felt that the little girl was alone and pitiful, so he wanted to help her. He had just finished eating Boss Jian's fried rice and was in a very good mood. All the resentment he had as a social animal had dissipated, and he felt that the whole world seemed so beautiful.
If you can help, then help.
Who would have thought that the little girl would raise her eyebrows and say, "I am not destined to be married."
Lin Tianqiu: “?”
"Marriage, marriage," the little girl was actually angry, her whole fair and tender face turned red, and she was puffed up like a bun, "Everyone in the world is troubled by marriage, but they can't see that their own destiny should be in their own hands!"
She is Hu Danggui, a Taoist nun named Qingxin. She was born in Qingqiu and is the youngest nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu.
From birth, Hu Danggui was different from other foxes.
Her brothers, sisters, and seniors were all obsessed with love. Like her eldest senior brother, who had been entangled with the young master of the dragon clan for several lifetimes, breaking up and getting back together on and off. It was really outrageous for him, a dignified nine-tailed fox, to become someone else's concubine!
And her senior sister, who was once the most beautiful woman in Qingqiu and was hailed as the fox with the greatest potential to become the next Lord of Qingqiu. However, she fell in love with the last tyrant in the human world, made plans for him, and even dedicated her own demon pill to save the tyrant. In the end, she was pointed at and scolded by the world, saying that she was a disaster!
Not to mention her second senior brother… He was once the pride of the new generation of Qingqiu, but he fell in love with a sword fanatic. He voluntarily cut off his nine-tailed sword just to grow old with his mortal husband. Who would have thought that on her wedding night, she would be stabbed through the heart by her mortal husband, and her murderer would serve as proof of her truth!
Every time Hu Danggui thought of these things, he felt very disappointed.
Why is everyone obsessed with romance?
Isn’t it good to do your career well? !
If all these promising talents of cultivation had not been trapped by love, their Qingqiu would have long since grown bigger and stronger in the mountain and sea plane and become the overlord of the mountain and sea plane!
But now, there is only an old fox mountain master and Hu Danggui left. The two foxes barely make a living by growing some crops and selling Qingqiu agricultural products.
It is so sad that anyone who sees it will cry.
After 81 days of seclusion, Hu Danggui suddenly became enlightened and understood his mission:
She was born to save people from love, so that they can use their minds on the right path and create a better life!
She wants to travel around the world to enlighten those who are obsessed with love.
Hu Danggui heard that among these thousands of small worlds, there is another type of small world called 'abo', where the residents can become aroused and commit adultery anytime and anywhere... Just listening to it, Hu Danggui was filled with anger.
If she could go to the ABO world, she would definitely make great efforts to carry out a thorough reform!
But unfortunately, Hu Danggui died before she could accomplish her mission. As soon as she stepped out of the mountain and sea plane, her natal magic weapon was lost.
It’s more like being eaten than being lost. It was swallowed up in one gulp by the famous Taotie.
This is also the reason why Hu Danggui appeared in this world. She came here tracking down Taotie.
Let’s get back to the present.
"Well, so, besides marriage, what else do you want?" Hu Danggui cleared his throat and pretended to be profound with his non-existent beard, "I have great magical powers and great mercy, so I can help you fulfill one wish."
It can't even be considered a marriage. Lin Tianqiu was in a dilemma. As a bachelor from birth, what he was most curious about was when he would be able to find his new life. But since this didn't count, it seemed that there was nothing to be curious about.
The little girl blinked, her eyes were dark and looked very mysterious.
She stared at Lin Tianqiu closely, and Lin Tianqiu looked back at her blankly. For some reason, she suddenly felt her mind go blank and she couldn't think of anything. She just stood there blankly.
Hu Danggui released a wisp of spiritual consciousness, which floated into Lin Tianqiu's sea of consciousness.
She thought proudly, let me see what the wishes of the young people in this dimension are.
Money, fame, power, or something else? She was a little curious about what the most precious memories of human beings, the people they cherished most, and the softest and untouchable corner of their hearts were...
A bowl of fried rice.
A bowl of steaming fried rice with distinct grains, each of which is coated with golden egg liquid and exudes fragrance.
Hu Danggui: “?”
She was a little bit incredulous, and pricked up her ears to listen to Lin Tianqiu's strongest obsession, the craziest desire, and the unspeakable roar in his heart:
——"I really want to eat another bowl of fried rice!" (broken voice)
Hu Danggui: “???”
You humans may not be saved.
Lin Tianqiu only felt his mind wander, as if his soul was pulled out of his body for a moment, but his consciousness quickly returned.
"Shit, what's going on?" He blinked and looked around. Was he seeing a ghost?
The little girl in front of him opened her big eyes with a strange look on her face and asked him, "Fried rice? Is fried rice so delicious?"
"It's so delicious," Lin Tianqiu held his face in his hands, "It's so delicious. Boss Jian is the best snack stand owner in the world!"
"You don't know, his fried rice is very fragrant and delicious. Sometimes it is salty and fragrant, sometimes it has Chinese sausage, and sometimes it is sour and spicy. It is very tasty!"
Hu Bugui was somewhat moved by what he said.
I've been hungry all day and my mouth is watering.
However, Hu Bugui sucked his saliva, barely suppressed his appetite, and asked:
"That Boss Jian you mentioned, what does he...what is his opinion on matters between men and women, or matters between men?"
She won't eat the fried rice of someone who is love-brained!
"Ah?" Lin Tianqiu scratched his head.
This is a really strange question.
"I think he supports it, right?" Lin Tianqiu said, "Before, a young couple successfully proposed at his stall, and he blessed them and reserved fried rice for them."
Although looking at Boss Jian himself, it seems that he has no interest in falling in love.
Hu Danggui: “…Humph.”
It seems that mortals are not immune to worldly affairs after all.
Hu Danggui decided that she would meet the fried rice stall owner tomorrow. She wanted to teach him that indulging in love was not a good idea and that focusing on oneself was the right way!
It’s definitely not because she also wants to try fried rice or something!
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The plane of all worlds.
The headquarters of Wanjie Live Broadcasting Company is a building that soars into the clouds. Gong Siyuan, the live broadcast supervisor of the book-crossing area, walked into the conference room with a stack of reports. She was wearing a professional pencil skirt and a pair of red-framed glasses, and she had a capable aura.
"Hello, Manager Gong!"
As soon as she entered the room, everyone stood up and bent down to greet her.
Gong Siyuan nodded calmly and got straight to the point, saying, "Please sit down. Did everyone watch the live broadcast data last night?"
She glanced around and pointed at someone: "Xiao Li, you go first."
"I saw it," Xiao Li stood up with a start, "Yesterday in the dimension of the bloody BL novel "Paranoia Monopoly", a host had a very eye-catching performance and once rushed into the top ten of the daily ranking of the book-traveling area."
"Well," Gong Siyuan nodded, "Let's discuss this issue."
Everyone looked at each other, exchanged opinions in low voices for a moment, and then started discussing one by one:
"Is there a possibility that this anchor's data is fake? At 2 a.m., his live broadcast room suddenly had a large number of viewers from other sites, which is very suspicious."
"No, I checked the data trend of the anchor 'Jian Yunlan' in the past half month, and it is absolutely true."
"Most other anchors make the list by relying on traffic recommended by the platform, but this anchor is a newcomer, entering the plane for the first time... He has not signed a contract with a company, so he has no recommendation position, but he has actually rushed to the top of the popularity list of "Paranoid Monopoly"!"
"It has great potential. It sounds like there is a lot of commercial value to be tapped. We can think about what type of advertising would be appropriate."
“What is the style and theme of his live broadcast?”
As soon as this question was asked, struggle flashed in the eyes of Xiao Li's colleagues in the project team.
Xiao Li, who spoke first, trembled his lips and said, "Delicious food... setting up a stall?"
Everyone was silent.
Like other viewers, Xiao Li also had doubts at first. Why were other anchors following the plot, but this anchor was always setting up a stall? Does he have some special strategy?
But it didn't.
The host is really just setting up a stall, without any unnecessary movements, but he always manages to push the plot forward by some strange combination of circumstances.
Now he has pushed the plot cracking degree of "Paranoia" to 49%!
It’s higher than many anchors who work diligently to follow the plot.
Seeing the doubts in his colleagues' eyes, Xiao Li scratched his head, unfolded a light screen and said, "Everyone, please watch the VCR."
This video is the one that went viral on the video site yesterday. The video of "the protagonists, the top and the bottom, fighting fiercely, breathing and colliding" has now been viewed tens of millions of times and is almost becoming a hot topic on the video site.
After the video was over, everyone fell into an even more awkward silence.
“…”
"You mean, Ning Sheng and Gu Xingzhou fought over a bowl of fried rice..."
Xiao Li nodded tremblingly.
My colleagues looked solemn.
Everyone has been working in the book-crossing area for so long, and "Paranoia Monopoly" is a tough nut to crack in the melodramatic literature, and no host has conquered it in all these years.
The most famous thing about "Paranoia" is the sour, entangled and heart-wrenching relationship between the top and bottom protagonists, which has attracted countless readers to cry while reading, give gifts to the anchor who modified the plot, and buy peripheral products related to the protagonists.
Yes, not only "Paranoia", but the main recommended products in many live broadcast rooms in the book-traveling area are peripheral products related to the original work.
For example, the ambiguous photos of Ning Sheng and Gu Xingzhou interacting with each other, the same shirt that Gu Xingzhou gave to Ning Sheng, and the abstinent yet seductive silver chain on Ning Sheng's wrist.
However, after watching this video of a top and a bottom fighting over fried rice, not to mention the readers, even they themselves have no desire to buy any peripheral products! !
Moreover, the characters of the top and bottom protagonists have completely collapsed. Isn't this a blow to the brand? !
"I feel that... although Jian Yunlan's live broadcast room is popular, its commercial value is not high because the conversion rate of peripheral purchases is low. It is better to reduce exposure."
Someone suggested.
The melodramatic writing is a major signature of their book section. Although they haven’t achieved outstanding results over the years, they have been making a steady profit.
Although this move will result in the loss of a lot of traffic, it can at least provide a bottom line.
but……
Gong Siyuan pondered for a moment and said, "No. This overwhelming amount of traffic is even more exaggerated than you can imagine, and it has unlimited potential in the future."
If they can't even accept the wealth that is right at their fingertips, how will their department survive in the future?
Gong Siyuan waved his hand, a gleam of light flashing in his eyes:
"If he likes to set up a stall, let him do it. If the original peripherals can't be sold in his live broadcast room, then don't sell them. You can change your thinking."
“…Won’t the audience get hungry when watching food live broadcasts?”
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone suddenly understood.
Wow, there is this trick!
Yes, Jian Yunlan’s live broadcast room cannot sell peripheral products, but it can sell snacks! When viewers get hungry after watching his live broadcast, and the snacks are not expensive and can be delivered to their homes at any time, they will naturally buy them. Why would he be afraid of not making money?
Using melodrama as a gimmick, but actually it is a snack business, this trick is to lure people in and then kill them.
There's something.
Age and experience always bring wisdom. Everyone looked at Gong Siyuan with admiration.
"Manager Gong, several agencies have contacted us and want to sign up anchor Jian. Do you want to sort it out and recommend an agency to him after the Paranoid Exclusive Plane Challenge is over?"
Someone asked.
Gong Siyuan thought for a moment and said, "Not yet. I plan to let him go to the next plane to train after "Paranoia Monopoly" is over to see if this business model works."
As for the next plane, Gong Siyuan already has an idea in mind.
"The Light in the Dark River", abo, pseudo-orthopedics, a timeless classic among the melodramatic novels in the book-traveling section.
The difficulty level of "Light in Dark River" is twice that of "Paranoia Monopoly", and every year there are a steady stream of challengers being defeated.
...is just right for a newcomer like Jian Yunlan who has unlimited potential.
She wanted to see whether Jian Yunlan had hit the jackpot by accident or whether he really had some skills.
Suddenly, a colleague around me whispered, "Have you ever thought about what would happen if he pushed the plot line to 60% and directly conquered the "Paranoia Monopoly" plane?"
If the degree of cracking of "Paranoid Exclusive" is pushed over 60%, the plane will be directly unblocked and joined to the plane of all worlds. Time will begin to flow synchronously, and no book travelers will be allowed to enter.
In other words, after the plot of "Paranoia Monopoly" is cracked, no live broadcasts or challenges can be carried out anymore, and they will be deleted from the candidate list in their book-crossing area.
When these words were spoken, everyone was stunned.
Indeed, Jian Yunlan’s plot progressed too quickly, and it has already reached 49% in just half a month! If this continues, there is a risk of being cracked.
However, everyone looked at each other and quickly dispelled that doubt.
“It’s not like there were no anchors who pushed it to 59% before, but 60% is a hurdle.”
"Have you heard? The most professional team came to challenge before, but they were stuck at 59%... The difficulty is that Ning Sheng and Gu Xingzhou will not reconcile. It is impossible for them to reconcile."
"No matter how hard you try, you will only be be."
...Then the world line is reset again and again, returning to the starting point.
Over and over again.
People living in the dimension of "Paranoia" don't know that they actually have no future at all. Their lives will only repeat again and again, trapped in this short year, and be repeatedly shown to the audience.
Their time is frozen.
"Ning Sheng and Gu Xingzhou are still fighting in his live broadcast room. How can they reconcile?" Gong Siyuan also smiled and said in a relaxed tone, "If he can conquer "Paranoia Monopoly", I..."
“I’m eating ￥##@#@% live!”
Colleagues: “?”
No, you live stream what you eat.
You should explain it clearly! ! !
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Jian Yunlan rode a tricycle back to the villa.
It rained today. Although there was a tarp, Jian Yunlan still got quite wet.
So, as soon as I returned to the villa, the housekeeper came up to me with concern: "Master, the bath water is ready, go take a bath, be careful not to catch a cold~"
Jian Yunlan couldn't ask for more. I have to say that the life of rich people is all about enjoyment.
After taking a bath, I felt that all the fatigue was washed away. Jian Yunlan was in a very good mood. Plus, he had a great time setting up stalls in recent days. He felt that he had become much more positive and the corpse spots had faded.
Wearing a bathrobe and just walking out the door, Jian Yunlan felt that he kicked something under his feet.
Looking down carefully -
There was a dead body lying at the bathroom door.
The corpse had long silver hair and half-undressed clothes, revealing well-defined muscles. But there was a hint of death on that handsome face, and upon closer inspection, there was also a hint of detachment.
Looks like it's been gone for a while.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
No, it’s not a corpse, it’s a Taotie!
Next to Taotie is a laptop with a report on it. The word count in the lower left corner of the report shows that the Chinese, English characters, and punctuation marks together add up to exactly two thousand words.
Read the content again:
"As a glutton, I shoulder a heavy responsibility and traveled all over the world when I was young..."
In order to meet the word count, Taotie wished to start writing from the beginning when Pangu created the world, quite like Jian Yunlan’s style back then.
Seeing the half-dead corpse of the Taotie, Jian Yunlan suddenly felt a chill on his back.
It’s over. If Taotie turns into a ghost, will he come to claim his life?
Things have come to this point, even a black-hearted boss like Jian Yunlan would be too embarrassed to deny it anymore. He turned and went into the kitchen, cooked three dishes and a soup, and then carefully woke up Taotie:
"Master Taotie, wake up!"
Taotie opened his eyes dazedly, and his vision gradually came into focus.
What came into view was Jian Yunlan's face. For the first time ever, Jian Yunlan's face showed concern, and there were tears in her eyes (frightened), as she looked at him with wet eyes.
Jian Yunlan was holding three dishes and a soup in her hands.
Sweet and sour spare ribs, stir-fried pork, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and kelp and spare ribs soup...
Although they are all ordinary home-cooked dishes, under Jian Yunlan's god-level cooking skills, they also exude an extremely tempting aroma, as if shining with golden light.
Looking at this surreal scene, Taotie thought peacefully:
I think I really went there.
Is this the world after death?
Very good, very good.
Since they are all dead, he can do whatever he wants. Taotie sat up, his golden eyes flashing with fanaticism. He started to eat voraciously with chopsticks while saying to Jian Yunlan:
"Human, I also want to eat hot pot, barbecue, and sweet and sour pork."
"I'm going to take a vacation and not go to work. I'm going to travel to the beach, eat watermelon, and bask in the sun."
"You must obey me in everything, respond to my requests, and accompany me - yes, I want to drink Mixue Bingcheng, you go buy it for me now."
...As an ancient ferocious beast, its wish after death is so humble.
After a moment's silence.
Jian Yunlan said seriously: "Look carefully, I am your master, not the turtle of the wishing well."
Taotie: “?”
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