Chapter 68 Meow Meow Meow
Live broadcast room of all worlds.
[Fuck… Although I am happy to see the vulture get slapped in the face, it feels like I am hurting the enemy but losing a thousand of my own money.]
[+1, in other live broadcast rooms, the protagonists are in a masochistic relationship, so it is mandatory to mark it. Here the protagonists are fighting over inhibitors for fried chicken and spicy hot pot. QAQ Mom, this is not the bloody story I want to see.]
Aren’t you curious about who will win?
[By the way, @vulture, speak]
【'It's so funny, you don't think that just by setting up a stall, he can completely distort the relationship between the protagonist and the top and bottom, right? "——Respond to this comment.】
[Vultures, why are you silent? Are you naturally taciturn and don’t like to talk? (covering your mouth and laughing)]
Xiao Hu was speechless.
He stared at the screen in disbelief.
After a while, he tremblingly typed:
[This is just the beginning. How do you know there won’t be a reversal later? The power of plot is huge, right? How could it be possible that the protagonist and the bottom would completely fall out over fried chicken and spicy hot pot? Waiting for the reversal! ! ! 】
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Meanwhile, in front of the snack stand.
No one knows what kind of dispute is taking place in the live broadcast room in another dimension.
The diners were eating spicy hot pot and fried chicken enthusiastically, with a clear distinction between the two, as if they were not interfering with each other.
Sudden.
A faint scent of jasmine filled the entire snack stand. The fragrance of the flower was not strong, but it made people feel inexplicably uneasy.
A weak boy suddenly fell down with a flushed face.
Before, everyone was immersed in the delicious spicy hot pot and fried chicken, eating happily, so no one noticed it at the first time.
It was not until the boy collapsed that everyone realized the seriousness of the problem.
There was an immediate cry of surprise from the crowd:
"Omega, there's an Omega with a fever!"
"There is an emergency isolation room in the school clinic of our summer camp. Hurry up and lift him up and move him to the isolation room to wait for the ambulance."
"Beta? Is there any Beta? All Alphas, stay away."
Almost all the teachers and students in Longteng Summer Camp are Alphas. When they heard the words "Omega has a fever", they immediately panicked.
There were a few Betas in the Hetang community. Upon hearing this, they immediately worked together to lift the unconscious Omega and ran to the isolation room.
But the Omega's fever pheromones still lingered in the air, making all the Alphas present restless.
In addition to restlessness, there is another emotion -
fear.
We are not fools, and at this moment, we all realize the problem.
They originally thought that as long as they waited in line obediently, they would be able to eat spicy hot pot fried chicken.
But now the situation has reversed.
If the Alpha surrounded by Omeg hormones is not injected with inhibitors in time, it will be induced to have a fever and needs to leave the scene immediately and wear a bite stopper for isolation.
Inhibitors are the most direct key to fried chicken and spicy hot pot!
Today's queues at the snack stalls have upgraded to a Hunger Games.
A crisis is coming with great force.
Jiang Wolong narrowed his eyes, looked around, and held his pockets tightly.
...In his pocket, there was a special inhibitor, which he brought with him before going out today.
This news must be kept confidential and not known to anyone.
You need inhibitors to eat fried chicken!
He still knows how to prioritize.
Suddenly, Lin Feng poked his shoulder and asked anxiously, "Boss, do you have any inhibitors?"
Jiang Wolong immediately became alert: "Me? I don't have it! I'm looking for it too. If you find it, call me..."
Lin Feng and Cui Hu looked at each other and asked doubtfully, "You really don't have it?"
"Really not!" Jiang Wolong bit it to death.
Besides him, there are many other people acting.
At the Longteng Summer Camp, several burly Alphas crouched timidly, with something clearly hidden in their pockets, but they lied with their eyes open:
"I don't have any inhibitors!" Alpha No. 1 looked hesitant.
“Damn it,” Alpha No. 2 performed with great acting skills. He beat his chest and stamped his feet, covering his pockets. “My susceptible period just passed, and I forgot to bring it today…”
Alpha No. 3 simply lay on the ground and said, "No, really not. That bulge on my chest? It's my pectoral muscle. It's not an inhibitor!"
"I didn't bring it, I didn't bring it. Even the king of heaven came and I didn't bring it."
The other diners were so angry when they saw them acting like cheats, but they could do nothing about it.
Suddenly, someone pointed at Boss Jian in front and shouted, "Fuck, have you forgotten?! Boss Jian is also an Alpha!"
...Boss Jian is also an Alpha, which means Boss Jian will also be induced to have a fever by Omeg hormone!
Everyone looked forward anxiously.
On the tricycle, there are two boiling soup pots on the left and a crackling oil pot on the right.
Jian Yunlan was waving a spatula and skillfully scooping up the fat beef and putting it into the pot. His eyes were determined and his movements were smooth and easy.
"Me? I'm fine." Jian Yunlan patted his chest and smiled, saying confidently, "I don't have that kind of worldly desire."
Diners: “.”
The diners carefully observed Boss Jian and found that he really didn't seem to be affected. He was still as skilled in cooking spicy hot pot and had the same precise control over the heat of fried chicken...
If you ignore the blush gradually appearing on his face and the increasingly strong spicy hot pot pheromones.
Suddenly, Jian Yunlan staggered, as if he had symptoms of dizziness due to fever.
The big dog Taotie came running from a distance like silver lightning, supported Jian Yunlan behind him and stopped him from falling.
Everyone's face changed: "Ahhhhhhhhh my god! Boss Jian has also been induced to have a fever by the Omeg hormone!"
The next second, more than a dozen inhibitors appeared in front of Jian Yunlan.
Those Alphas who were throwing a tantrum and trying to kill themselves for saying they didn't bring inhibitors just a second ago, now all took out their inhibitors and handed them over eagerly.
"Boss Jian, I brought the suppressant, you can use mine."
"My inhibitor is special. Boss Jian, please use mine!"
"Hurry, hurry, Boss Jian, please call us." Jiang Wolong took the inhibitor out of his pocket, almost crying in anxiety, "It will be too late if you delay any longer."
——Nonsense, I still know how to prioritize.
They hid the inhibitors so they could eat fried chicken and spicy hot pot.
If Boss Jian, the boss of fried chicken and spicy hot pot, falls, what else will they be able to eat?
“…”
The other Alphas gnashed their teeth in anger.
This group of green tea!
Especially the way Lin Feng and Cui Hu looked at Jiang Wolong was cold, filled with helplessness and contempt. Jiang Wolong didn't dare to look at their expressions, and turned his head away:
"Uh...Boss Jian, you use mine! No need to pity me!"
Faced with the dozen or so inhibitors in front of him, Jian Yunlan blinked.
After a moment, he pulled out a tube of inhibitor from his pocket and injected it into his left arm with a quick and decisive shot.
"Thank you, but I have my own," Jian Yunlan returned to the stall after taking the inhibitor and started working again, smiling at everyone, "You can keep yours for yourself."
Ever since the last susceptible period incident, Jian Yunlan always has a tube on hand.
Can't let anything stop him from setting up his stall!
Everyone: “…”
Everyone: “…………”
The dozen or so Alphas who had taken out the inhibitors in desperation put them back into their pockets tremblingly.
They just felt a chill on their backs.
It seemed like there were a lot of people staring at them coldly and murderously...
In the face of the crisis, fried chicken eaters and spicy hot pot eaters have once again begun to form their own groups.
"Fried chicken people, fried chicken souls! Let's unite, help each other, and strive to eat fried chicken. We can't let those spicy hot pot lovers take advantage of them." Principal Lao Xu said loudly.
Song Lanzhen sneered: "Taking advantage? Who wants to take advantage of you? We don't eat fried chicken. You are all Alphas, you are just a bunch of idiots!"
The diners on both sides looked at each other coldly, and if the situation had not been urgent, they would have almost started a fight again.
At the back of the team, Duan Qiongzhi did not join in the dispute.
A thick layer of sweat formed on her forehead.
She is one of the few Alphas in Hetang Community.
And she didn't bring any inhibitors.
Most of my other fitness friends are Betas, and can’t be relied upon.
Obviously, it’s almost her turn.
Obviously...
All the pursuit, efforts, pain and regrets of these days came to my mind.
Malatang.
Boss Jian’s spicy hot pot, so close, yet so far away…
The dizziness and heat of the fever period surged up, and Duan Qiongzhi gradually felt desperate and her face turned pale.
Suddenly, a cold needle was placed in the palm of my hand.
"This is a special-grade inhibitor. You can use it," a clean yet somewhat awkward girl's voice sounded in my ears, "I've already injected it. It's not needed."
The blurry vision gradually became clear, and Duan Qiongzhi suddenly opened her eyes——
In front of her was Xiao Xiao, who had been at odds with her not long ago!
Xiao Xiao's eyes were filled with bright moonlight:
"I'm not trying to help you. I've sworn that I'm irreconcilable with the Malatang Party. But... you're also a comrade who loves Boss Jian's food. I'm helping you out of pure comradeship."
The other diners also couldn't help but quiet down.
I was somewhat moved when I heard this.
Are you gay?
Obviously, fried chicken and spicy hot pot are incompatible.
However, what they love deeply are all delicacies that are good for men...
Everyone couldn't help but think about it.
Duan Qiongzhi's lips trembled.
She was overwhelmed with emotions and didn't know what to say for a moment. She finished taking the inhibitor in silence.
She held Xiao Xiao's hand with tears in her eyes: "Comrade, I will never forget your kindness. When I buy spicy hot pot, I am willing to share half with you."
Hearing this, Xiao Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up!
She quickly pulled out a contract with an official seal from her bosom:
"You said so. I have already drafted the contract. Please put your fingerprints here."
Duan Qiongzhi: “?”
Other fried chicken eaters: “???”
Duan Qiongzhi pressed the fingerprint in confusion.
Why do I feel like... I've fallen into a trap.
"Xiao Xiao, you betrayed our fried chicken organization!" Lao Xu roared, "We swore not to eat spicy hot pot."
Xiao Xiao looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, with her hands on her hips:
"If you don't want to eat, then don't eat. Haha, it's a shame to save face."
"I'm definitely going to eat this spicy hot pot. Boss Jian's fried chicken is so delicious, the spicy hot pot must taste just as good... slurp slurp."
Soon, Xiao Xiao took the bowl of spicy hot pot from Duan Qiongzhi.
Because Boss Jian didn't mention any purchase restrictions, Duan Qiongzhi simply bought two, one for her and one for Xiao Xiao.
Xiao Xiao held the bowl of spicy hot pot and walked up to the fried chicken diners and picked up a piece of tripe with chopsticks.
The piece of tripe was trembling and was brushed with chili oil. The large piece of tripe was dipped in sticky chili oil and sauce, and it was bright red and attractive in color.
Before picking up the tripe, Xiao Xiao took the chopsticks and dipped the tripe in the bottom of the bowl to make sure that the tripe was covered with sauce and red oil.
"Look, this tripe and this sauce," Xiao Xiao showed it around before putting the tripe into her mouth:
“…Fuck!”
The tripe was extremely fresh and cooked to the perfect temperature, so it didn’t feel tough at all and was very easy to chew.
The crisp texture, the juice released during chewing, blended together with the spicy taste of the chili oil, and the accompaniment of the red oil, are incredibly fragrant.
The spiciness of this spicy hot pot did not come up all at once, but slowly made people sweat as they chewed, and their tongues felt fresh and numb. Xiao Xiao ate the tripe while hissing and exhaling, and kept praising:
"It's delicious, really delicious... Gulp, gulp, this soup is delicious too, you who can't have it are missing out!"
Fried chicken eaters were completely devastated.
I had tried hard not to look, smell or listen before, because I didn’t want to be tempted by the spicy hot pot. But now Xiao Xiao was standing so close to me, the fragrance, the details, and even the crisp sound when chewing... I couldn’t avoid it even if I wanted to.
More and more people are being defeated.
They looked tentatively at the "enemy":
"Hey, brother, do you want an inhibitor? I'll exchange the inhibitor for spicy hot pot..."
"I have some capsules to relieve the side effects. Two capsules for a piece of fried chicken."
"Ahhh I don't care, I just want to eat spicy hot pot with fried chicken, only children make choices, I want them all!!!"
Jian Yunlan: “.”
He didn't seem to have stipulated that a person could only buy spicy hot pot or only buy fried chicken.
but.
Seeing more and more people putting aside their prejudices and cooperating, Jian Yunlan smiled slightly.
That’s good too!
A gust of wind blew up a dozen flyers on the tricycle, carrying two of them away in a spiral, but no one paid attention to this detail...
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On the other side, in the woods.
Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming were confronting each other.
It may seem calm here, but there are actually undercurrents.
Winner takes all, the victor can enjoy all of Boss Jian’s fried chicken and spicy hot pot!
The stakes are too high.
Yu Ming had an idea in his mind, but he was not completely sure and did not dare to be sure.
A fine layer of sweat appeared on the palms of my hands.
Calm down, you have to be calmer.
In front of Yu Ming, Fu Changfeng was holding the inhibitor, his chin slightly raised, looking like he was sure of victory.
He stood tall in the moonlight, his usually gentle eyes and brows were cold.
"Xiao Ming, you've already lost." Fu Changfeng said arrogantly, "The one who gets injected with the inhibitor and eats all the fried chicken will be me."
The needle of the inhibitor had already touched his arm, and his muscles tensed up.
It seemed that everything was irreversible.
Suddenly, Yu Ming smiled softly.
The smile was so low that it almost blended into the wind and could not be heard clearly.
But with sarcasm.
But Fu Changfeng frowned: "What are you laughing at?"
"The inhibitor has always been yours, brother—"
Yu Ming's eyes were clear, as if he had seen through everything. He curled his lips and said, "Why did you come to see me? Why did you come to this grove?"
"...Just to make fun of me? Or... do you have other intentions?"
Fu Changfeng opened his eyes slightly.
A strong wind blew in from somewhere, and the birds on the treetops screamed in surprise!
【……】
[Wait, what kind of peak battle of wits is this?] ? ? ! ! ! 】
[Don't talk, I'm so nervous]
【=口=This ever-changing plot】
[@vulturexiaohu, is this the reversal you are waiting for? (. ]
[What Mingbao said was true. Since Fu Changfeng already had the inhibitor, why did he come over to talk to Mingbao instead of injecting the inhibitor himself? Feeling suspicious]
[Uh… The battle for fried chicken and spicy hot pot. The mystery of the inhibitor]
[I never imagined that I would see this kind of battle of wits in the live broadcast room of a food blogger who was setting up a stall crazily in a melodramatic article]
From the very beginning, Yu Ming felt a sense of disharmony.
This disharmony reached its peak the moment Fu Changfeng took out the inhibitor.
yes.
——Fu Changfeng has always had an inhibitor, and this inhibitor is his.
The situation is critical now. Everyone knows that those who get suppressants get fried chicken and spicy hot pot. If Fu Changfeng was really sure of victory as he said, why did he go through the trouble of walking to this grove with Yu Ming?
All he had to do was quietly apply the inhibitor, wait for the other Alphas to get out of control and be taken away, and then enjoy the fried chicken and spicy hot pot all by himself, right?
Why would you come to show off in front of Yu Ming and increase the risk of failure?
Really... just to show off?
"You're not the type to increase the risk of missing out on fried chicken for something meaningless."
Yu Ming's tone became more and more determined. He stared straight at Fu Changfeng with a frozen gaze:
"I know, because fried chicken is so important to you... just like spicy hot pot is to me."
They were not willing to take any risks when it came to Boss Jian's snacks.
Fu Changfeng was silent.
"So, I dare to conclude," Yu Ming raised a smile at the corner of his lips, "Brother, you dare not inject the inhibitor."
"There is only one truth—"
As if with a tremendous force, Yu Ming extended his index finger and pointed it steadily at the inhibitor in Fu Changfeng's hand.
He said calmly:
"Your inhibitor is not complete at all!"
Boom!
There was a loud thunder explosion in the sky.
The sudden lightning cast light on the faces of Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming in the forest, and the atmosphere became extremely tense in an instant.
[Don't make any noise, I'm thinking]
[Wow, wow, wow, please let me go back and watch Boss Jian’s stall. I want to watch the stall. I don’t want to watch this brain-burning horror movie! 】
The audience's attention was instantly captured by the plot full of tension and suspense.
Even the vulture audience stopped talking at some point without anyone noticing.
[Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm so nervous]
[I too was sweating profusely and had goosebumps. The atmosphere of the battle between the protagonist of the suspense film and the villain An Lin suddenly came to my mind! 】
Who will win? Who will win? 】
Fu Changfeng froze in place.
A smile gradually appeared on Yu Ming's lips.
He put one hand in his pocket and took out a small capsule with the other hand: "Brother...you called me out because you wanted this, right?"
In just half a minute, the status of the two people changed drastically.
Now, the one who is showing off his power and confident of victory has become Yu Ming.
And Fu Changfeng became the silent one with a pale face.
Fu Changfeng's inhibitor is not complete.
Yu Ming was not sure at first, but just now, seeing Fu Changfeng's eyes flickering, he finally became certain.
"All special inhibitors on the market have a side effect," Yu Ming said slowly, "which is that they can cause short-term disturbances in the sense of smell and taste."
Yu Ming's eyes became brighter and brighter, bright enough to be a little crazy:
"So even if you get the inhibitors, become the winner, and buy a dozen servings of spicy hot pot and fried chicken... even if you can buy it, you can't taste the perfect taste of the moment it comes out of the oven."
"What a shame, how cruel! Isn't it?!"
"Hahaha, brother, so, you need something from me..."
Yu Ming held the capsule in his palm and smiled.
… “Brother, I won this battle!”
[Ahhhhh?] ? ? ! 】
[Fuck, Yu Ming sounds like that despicable villain]
[Nonsense, what kind of villain!] Our Xiaoming just did a little bit of unscrupulousness for fried chicken (pointing fingers)]
【real? Is this the end? No reversal? 】
[When I think about this exciting game of wits just to grab Xiao Lan's fried chicken and spicy hot pot... I feel disillusioned...]
【The dust has settled】
[Wait, look, it seems like it’s going to reverse again——]
Fu Changfeng's expression did not change at all, and his right hand still held the syringe of the inhibitor steadily: "Xiao Ming, you are too reckless."
"Do you really think I don't dare?" Fu Changfeng chuckled, pressed his thumb, and the needle penetrated half an inch into the flesh, "Look..."
Blood oozed out.
He began to apply force, pushing the orange-yellow inhibitor liquid inside.
Yu Ming's expression changed.
"You are too young to threaten me first..." Fu Changfeng sighed, his eyes fierce, "The fried chicken is all mine!"
Even though you can buy it, you can't taste it because of the side effects of the special inhibitors.
But so what? !
He has already won if he can eat fried chicken, so it doesn’t matter if he can’t taste it.
Fu Changfeng's innate twisted possessiveness reached its peak at this moment.
...the desire for fried chicken.
If I can't get something, I will destroy it rather than let others get it!
Whether it is Boss Jian’s fried chicken or spicy hot pot, it can only belong to him.
A hint of indifferent smile appeared on Fu Changfeng's lips.
【……】
[Fuck, it’s reversed again]
【'Fu Changfeng's innate twisted possessiveness reached its peak at this moment. 'I remember this sentence in the original work was used to describe Fu Changfeng's desire to monopolize Yu Ming...]
[Summoning several masters who can recite the original work by heart]
['Even though he knew that the forced marking would ruin Yu Ming, he did not regret it. As long as I can have Yu Ming all to myself, it doesn’t matter whether I love him or not. Now, he has got Yu Ming, and their lives will be forever entangled and tortured by each other. '】
['But why did his heart feel... so empty? '】
['Why are the corners of his eyes moist? '】
[The above is the key description of the heartbreaking ending in the original work]
The orange-yellow liquid was pushed into the blood vessels little by little.
Yu Ming's face gradually turned pale.
He didn’t expect that Fu Changfeng… would be so crazy!
Malatang, no, his Malatang...
Yu Ming felt a piercing pain in his heart.
But in front of him, Fu Changfeng smiled again, his smile was as gentle as the breeze and the moon.
"Xiao Ming, I won."
The special inhibitor felt like being pricked by needles, a sharp and intense pain that gradually turned into numbness.
The numbness spread to the mouth and taste buds.
Fu Changfeng closed his eyes.
Even though he knew that forced injection of suppressants would ruin his sense of taste, he did not regret it. As long as I can have the fried chicken all to myself, it doesn’t matter whether I can taste it or not. Now, he has got the fried chicken, and their lives will be forever entangled and tortured by each other.
But why did his heart feel... so empty?
Why are the corners of his eyes wet?
“…”
Live broadcast room of all worlds.
A red light suddenly lit up in the live broadcast room of anchor Jian Yunlan!
The red light was accompanied by a rapid mechanical sound:
[It is detected that the timeline of the live broadcast room of anchor 'Jian Yunlan', "Dark River Light", is rapidly approaching the heartbreaking BE ending: "We can't eat spicy hot pot and fried chicken"]
[The countdown to the be ending has started! ]
[10:00, 9:59, 9:58…]
The barrage instantly exploded.
【? ? ? ? Damn, BE countdown? What on earth did Boss Jian trigger that directly led to the BE ending, and the countdown was only ten minutes? 】
[Doesn't that mean that Boss Jian failed in his challenge? =口=I don't believe it]
[Shady deal, Xiao Lan is not afraid, it must be the shady deal of Wanjie Company, I will file a complaint right now! User [Ming Ruogui] presented anchor [Jian Yunlan] with a luxury cruise ship x10】
[…Mingjie, calm down]
What kind of BE ending is "We Who Can't Eat Malatang and Fried Chicken"? Is it because Yu Ming and Fu Changfeng can't eat Malatang and fried chicken, so they are heartbroken, which directly leads to the complete BE of the entire "Dark River Light"? 】
In the woods.
Silence completely enveloped the entire space, and the moonlight was slightly cool.
This dispute is a lose-lose situation for both sides. There are only losers and no winners.
Yu Ming lowered his head dejectedly and covered his face.
Fu Changfeng smiled self-deprecatingly.
suddenly.
A gust of wind blew, bringing with it two light leaflets.
The two flyers were unceremoniously pasted on Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming's faces, with a faint aroma of spicy hot pot -
[Popular shop for rent!] The shop was once used to run a cheese tea shop. It is fully equipped and rent-free for the first month...】
Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming: “?”
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