Chapter 72 Meow Meow
The shuttle station of all worlds.
The big screen at the top showed that the next train would arrive at the station in one and a half minutes.
No one knew who leaked the news, but the platform of the All Worlds Shuttle was already crowded with people of all kinds. There were media reporters, agents from various entertainment companies, and official support staff from Wanjie Live.
Everyone looked down at their watches from time to time, then looked up in the distance towards the direction where the train was coming from, their faces full of anticipation.
This scene made many passers-by couldn't help but whisper:
"I heard that the train was specially designed to carry the new anchor who just conquered "Dark River Light"."
"As expected of a Purple Star, this treatment is different from that of an ordinary anchor..."
"Wow, so many people are waiting. Look at the guy wearing sunglasses over there. He's the chairman of Strawberry Entertainment! And the guy with blond hair on the left is the ace producer of that outdoor variety show. What are they doing here?"
"You don't understand this? The one who is close to the water gets the moon first. They are all waiting for the anchor to get off the car, and then they will go up to discuss business cooperation as soon as possible."
"There are so many people... Wuhu, that person is so beautiful, is she a celebrity?"
New reporter A patted his colleague's shoulder and pointed excitedly to a corner.
The colleague looked at his corner.
On the platform stood a young man.
His skin was as white as the bright moonlight in the sky, his eyebrows and eyes were distant and cold, and he looked at the train in the distance from time to time, as if he was waiting for someone.
"..." The colleague was speechless, "You don't even know him? He is the protagonist of "Paranoia" Ning Sheng!"
The crowd was already screaming:
“Ning Sheng! Ning Sheng!!! Ahhh I have liked you for many years!!!” “I am so happy that I could meet Ning Sheng by chance…” “Is Ning Sheng also waiting for Boss Jian? Hahaha”
Yes.
Gong Siyuan on the side pushed up his red glasses and couldn't help wiping the sweat off his face.
They had been waiting at the shuttle station for four hours waiting for Boss Jian.
Gong Siyuan repeatedly persuaded Ning Sheng to go to the lounge nearby and rest for a while, and it would not be too late to come out and see Jian Yunlan after the train arrived.
"The train's final stop is right here, and it's a direct train. Could it be possible that Boss Jian jumped off the train and ran away?"
Gong Siyuan joked, "Mr. Ning, don't worry, the train will definitely bring Boss Jian here safely for you."
The main reason is that Ning Sheng’s iconic face is too conspicuous here.
Most people wouldn't want to stand on the platform for hours.
But Ning Sheng didn't.
"I want to see Boss Jian first," Ning Sheng said calmly, "I can't let anyone get there first."
Gong Siyuan: “…”
Although this is said in a very literary way.
But aren’t you just craving for Boss Jian’s delicious food?
What a greedy rat.
Although she complained, as the general manager of the book-traveling department, she couldn't really offend Ning Sheng, such a cash cow, so she could only helplessly stay by his side.
More and more people were attracted by Ning Sheng and the news of the unknown person walking. Some people just come to watch the fun, and they don't even know what the fun is, but just join in.
The platform was already packed with people at this time.
The train was about to arrive at the station. Looking out from the platform, the front of the train could be seen in the distance.
"Here we go!" "So excited. I've been watching Jian Yunlan's live broadcast for so long. I'm so excited to meet him in person..." "We, Da Pineapple Entertainment, are determined to sign Jian Yunlan."
Many people stood up excitedly, leaning forward to look into the distance with burning eyes.
Many agents and chairmen rubbed their hands and took out their business cards; reporters set up their cameras; even Ning Sheng, who was usually cold, changed his usual behavior at this moment, swallowing up and down with his Adam's apple, and fanaticism appeared in his eyes.
Boss Jian...
The train was getting closer.
It was so close that everyone could vaguely see the figures in the car with their naked eyes. After the reporters' high-definition cameras zoomed in, they were able to clearly capture Jian Yunlan's face.
"Oh my god, so handsome," reporter Xiao A couldn't help but exclaimed again. The joy of being a face lover is so simple. He looked carefully through the camera, "The facial features, the eyebrows, the temperament... Even the ends of his hair blown by the wind make him look so atmospheric!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was suddenly stunned.
wind?
The dimension shuttle train is a fully enclosed carriage, where does the wind come from?
There was a cry of surprise from the crowd:
"Wait, windows???"
"The damn window was smashed by Jian Yunlan's punch. What is he going to do? What is he going to do???!!!"
"No, buddy, this is the plane of all worlds—"
The biggest security measure for the All-Worlds Shuttle Train is the high-strength glass made of special materials.
After all, this is the Plane of Ten Thousand Worlds that countless anchors dream of, the gathering center of all high-tech and high-welfare. The purpose of many anchors from small planes signing up for the book-crossing challenge is to come to the Plane of Ten Thousand Worlds and experience this new superior world.
Throughout history, no one has ever jumped out of a car and escaped!
Many people still thought that the accident was caused by quality problems of the shuttle train.
Until the alarm suddenly sounded:
"Warning! Warning! The interior of the Wanjie Shuttle Train has been damaged. Passengers, please be careful."
'The interior was damaged'.
Can this thing be destroyed from the inside? !
In the midst of the chaos, the reporter's ultra-clear macro camera captured the details of the carriage:
The young man stepped on the window sill, the corners of his white shirt fluttered in the wind, and his eyebrows and eyes revealed a kind of heart-pounding beauty in the wind and light, like a free white bird.
He has a strong sense of camera.
It seems like a coincidence, but also seems to be destined.
The young man's blue eyes locked onto the camera, revealing a bright smile, and his lips moved as if he was saying something.
The reporter happened to have learned how to read lips, and was shocked, thinking that he had said some profound saying.
After reading the lip reading, I found out that Jian Yunlan said:
"I'm going to set up a stall, bye--"
reporter:"……?"
The snow-white figure fell rapidly towards the sea of stars.
Everyone stared blankly at this unexpected turn of events.
"Just, just jumped out of the car like that..." "Oh my god, I've been waiting for two or three hours." "Anchor Jian, please consider our Strawberry Entertainment... Where are the people?!"
The hands of those brokers and chairmen who were about to take out their business cards froze in mid-air.
Why don't you play by the rules? !
Ning Sheng's hands on the railing suddenly clenched, and he gritted his teeth: "Boss Jian..."
It’s so hard to see you!
He had been feeling a little uneasy for a while, thinking that things would not go so smoothly this time.
Until now, that bad premonition has finally come true.
It’s a pity that Gong Siyuan promised him so solemnly.
Ning Sheng pulled the corner of his mouth and looked at Gong Siyuan with a fake smile: "Manager Gong, please explain."
Gong Siyuan wiped his sweat with a handkerchief: "Uh... this is the situation... We will immediately come up with an emergency plan to see if we can get Boss Jian back..."
The crowd fell silent.
Until one sentence broke the silence.
Someone whispered:
"This... can we just jump off the shuttle train at will? Won't there be any accidents?"
.
As it turns out, it does.
Outside the car window is a sea of stars, and each ball of light represents a small plane.
But can you go to the small dimension just by jumping out of the car?
The situation is not that simple.
It seems that there is a sea of stars in the sky and so many small light balls can land, but in fact, the endless black holes between the light balls are the final destination of most of the people who jump off the car.
The gentle female voice of the system became terrified, with a hint of despair in the fear: "Uh... Mr. Jian, if you jump out of the car in the middle of the plane jump, you know that you will die in this situation, right?"
As I fell rapidly, the scene around me gradually became dark.
"Death?" Jian Yunlan was stunned and subconsciously wanted to refute, "I have died once, how can I die again?"
A gentle male voice came from my ear:
"Dear, it's OK."
Jian Yunlan turned around and took a look.
What comes into view is a huge horse face.
It's not a figure of speech, it's a literal horse face. The horse had a long face, a chestnut mane, and wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. What’s strange is that under the horse’s head is a human body, which is wearing a well-tailored tuxedo.
A creature with a horse's face and a human body.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
"Hello, deceased No. 66666," Horse-Faced Guard said politely, "I am Horse-Faced Guard, and this is my partner, Bull-Headed Guard. Please don't worry, we are soul-collecting messengers from the underworld who have always had a five-star reputation. We guarantee to take you to the afterlife painlessly."
As he spoke, Horse-Faced Man pulled to the side.
But it was not pulled out.
"Um," Horse Face pushed up his glasses to hide his embarrassment and gave Jian Yunlan an apologetic smile, "My colleague Niu Tou is a bit slow to react, so please wait a moment, dear."
Then he turned around, his expression changed instantly, and he angrily said, "Old Cow, come out, you are already at work and still slacking off, you don't want performance anymore, right?!"
At the urging of Horse-Faced Guardian, another burly figure slowly emerged from the void.
Like the Horse-Faced Demon, this figure also has a human body and an animal's head, but the difference is that his head is replaced by a bull's head.
The bull's head was thick and strong, with thick horns curving outwards. Its forehead was covered with short, dense dark grey hair, its nose was moist, and its pair of wide eyes looked simple and honest.
Unlike Horse-faced Man who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, Ox-headed Man had a strong build and wore a worn blue work suit with patches on it, looking as dusty as a migrant worker on a construction site.
...looks a little familiar.
"Old Ma, don't rush me." Niutou held a fried dough stick and nibbled it pitifully. "I haven't finished killing the chickens today. I have to send them to Boss Jian later. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it in time..."
Jian Yunlan: “.”
"Boss Jian?" Niu Tou looked at Jian Yunlan blankly, as if he had not realized what had happened yet. He scratched his head in a simple and honest manner, "Why are you here? Are you here to see me, Old Niu? I told you that I would send you the slaughtered chicken this afternoon..."
Jian Yunlan was a little embarrassed: "Well, this is what happened."
"...I feel like I'm going to die." Jian Yunlan spread his hands.
As if somewhat unbelievable, Niutou looked at Mamian, and then at Jian Yunlan.
Tears as big as beans gradually accumulated in Niutou's clear and moist big eyes.
After a while, Niutou finally collapsed.
The tears of the bull head fell like beads from a broken string:
"Boss Jian, why are you dying? I still have a lot of chickens to give you, and the fried dough sticks you gave me," Niu Tou took out a bag full of fried dough sticks, "I can't bear to finish them all, I eat one a day, and I still want to thank you..."
Jian Yunlan didn't expect that the bag of fried dough sticks she casually gave him would be remembered by him for so long, and she felt a little embarrassed: "No need to thank me, it's just a small favor."
The Horse-Faced Guard standing by became a little impatient when he saw the two of them reminiscing about the past.
"An acquaintance?" Horse-faced Iron-faced Impartial said, "It will be much easier if it's an acquaintance. Old Cow, get started."
The bull head did not move.
The Horse-Faced Guard pushed him.
The bull head stood stubbornly motionless.
"I won't seduce Boss Jian's soul!" Niu Tou cried, "I am a good ox. My mother taught me to value friendship and loyalty since I was a child. Boss Jian is a good man. I can't let Boss Jian die. How many people will be sad if Boss Jian dies."
"Well, you don't want to sign it, right?" The horse-faced man laughed angrily and rolled up his sleeves. "If you don't sign it, I will. When your performance is deducted, don't blame the King of Hell for being ruthless."
The Horse-Faced Guard put on white gloves and reached into his suit pocket.
The next second, he took out a huge sickle from his pocket!
Jian Yunlan couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you a horse-faced demon? Why are you using the Western Grim Reaper's sickle?"
"Accelerate the localization of overseas soul-catching equipment, promote cross-border academic cooperation in the underworld at home and abroad, and at the same time promote the export of domestic soul-catching ropes..." As if some mechanism was triggered, Horse-Faced muttered a few words subconsciously before reacting, "Bah, why am I telling you this? You are not my leader."
Damn, the delay plan failed.
Jian Yunlan sighed secretly.
Does it seem like my time has come?
The blade of the sickle was curved and sharp, reflecting silver light.
The Horse-Faced Guard grinned, raised his sickle, and moved closer and closer, almost putting the sickle against Jian Yunlan's neck: "Dear, don't worry, we have introduced the most advanced painless soul-calling technology, it won't hurt, you will be able to pass away soon..."
Suddenly, Horse-Faced Man's words got stuck in his throat.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to say it.
But...
A pair of hands easily lifted the Horse-Faced Demon up by the scruff of the neck as if he were lifting a chicken.
"Human," Taotie yawned, his golden eyes squinting lazily, and asked, "Who bullied you? I will support you."
His silver hair was scattered on his shoulders, and he was wearing a long-lost Warring States robe. His ox-bone shoulder armor was spewing green and red flames ferociously.
"Taotie!" Jian Yunlan's eyes sparkled with admiration, "I knew you wouldn't let me down. Hehe, I'll give you a raise next time."
Taotie: “…”
Hearing this, Taotie almost fainted.
Who cares about your money!
I saved you because, because I...
"Hmph." Taotie turned his face away and snorted coldly.
Unlike the Horse-Faced Monster holding a sickle, Taotie did not hold any weapons and was unarmed.
But the horse-faced beast, who was still showing his teeth and claws in the last second, turned pale in an instant when he heard this voice: "Master Taotie? Why are you here..."
Taotie tilted his head, confused: "Who are you?"
Horse-Faced: “Woo woo woo!”
"I am the Horse-Faced Man," he muttered, shedding bitter tears, and took out his phone. "When you broke into the underworld before, you ate my soul hook. You said you would compensate me at the time, and then I waited for you for ten thousand years. The total amount is 15,789.45 yuan. Do you want to pay by WeChat or Alipay..."
Taotie: “…”
It seems to be the case.
Taotie could only turn around and ask Jian Yunlan in frustration: "Wages, an advance?"
Jian Yunlan: “.”
After the transfer, Ma Mian started counting the money on the spot and was overjoyed.
It seems that the danger of being seduced by the Horse-Faced Demon has been temporarily resolved.
However, they were still falling rapidly!
As luck would have it, in the direction they were falling, the light clusters were not as dense as elsewhere, but rather large black holes.
A small fox figure flew out of Jian Yunlan's pocket and floated towards a ball of light: "Master, this plane is the closest and safest. Let's go there."
Hu Danggui sat in the lotus lantern, flew excitedly above that plane, and waved to Jian Yunlan.
When I turned around, I saw that Jian Yunlan and the others did not follow me.
Hu Danggui: “……?”
So embarrassing.
She can travel freely through the universe because the lotus lantern is protected by her master's spell.
Ordinary humans, even the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Monsters and the ferocious beast Taotie, cannot move freely between the planes of the universe without the Lotus Lantern!
Hu Danggui hurriedly wanted to go back, but it was too late. The gravity of the small plane was sucking her down:
"It's over, it's over, Master and Master Taotie are both going to die!" Hu Danggui turned around, tears in his eyes, "Master, I will always remember your fried chicken--"
With a bang.
Hu Danggui was sucked into the small dimension.
Several people: "..."
"Oh no." The horse-faced man suddenly came to his senses and looked down. "If I fall any further, I'll fall into a black hole. I still have to go back to the underworld to work. Bye."
They, the Ox-Head and Horse-Face, are official employees of the underworld and, like Hu Danggui's Lotus Lantern, have the ability to travel freely through dimensions.
But if you fall into a black hole, even the Ox-Head and Horse-Face can’t get out.
After saying that, the Horse-Faced Demon opened a door out of thin air, walked into the door, and disappeared.
However, Niutou did not go with Mamian.
He stood up, with broad shoulders and moist and clear eyes, looking at Jian Yunlan sincerely.
"Boss Jian," Niu Tou wiped away his tears, his eyes became firm, "Boss Jian is a good man, I can't let you die."
Jian Yunlan only felt a flash of light before his eyes.
The next second, the bull head in front of him disappeared.
Instead, there was a black bull that was as tall as two or three people.
Black Bull's eyes were moist. It lowered its head and gently pushed Jian Yunlan and Taotie in the air towards the light ball of the small plane.
Its force was very light, but the sudden change in the gravity field still made the surrounding wind sound rapid, and the feeling of weightlessness came suddenly.
Jian Yunlan sensed something and turned to look at him quickly: "Lao Niu——"
A sigh sounded in my ears.
"No one can save him." Taotie held Jian Yunlan in his arms, protecting him from the knife-like air currents around him, and lowered his eyelids, "He has entered the gravitational field of the black hole."
It was just as Taotie said.
After using all his strength to send Jian Yunlan and Taotie into the gravitational range of the small-dimensional light ball, Hei Niu himself was quickly sucked into another direction by the darkness.
"Boss Jian, thank you for the fried dough sticks." The black bull turned into a bull head wearing a blue work uniform in mid-air and waved to Jian Yunlan, "See you again if we are lucky..."
His tears were blown away by the wind.
A second before being sucked into the black hole, Niutou lowered his head, opened his phone, and looked at the job offer on BOSS Zhipin that he had not accepted:
'【Spirit Field Administrator】No experience required, junior high school graduate or above, full-time, daily salary.
Job details: Manage the farmland for the snack stand owner and use rich farming skills to grow various crops. '
"If there is a next life," Niutou said softly, clicking to accept the invitation, with a melancholy look in his eyes, "I don't want to be Niutou, I don't want to be some majestic messenger from the underworld, and I don't want to work for a contractor."
"I just want to be a farmer, ploughing in spring and harvesting in autumn, working from sunrise to sunset..."
Next second.
A supernatural light suddenly enveloped the bull's head.
At the same time, a 'ding dong' sound rang in Jian Yunlan's ears:
[You have successfully recruited a new employee, position [Spirit Field Administrator], which can be viewed in the [Employee List]! 】
Jian Yunlan: “?”
Bullhead: “?”
Taotie: “???”
Jian Yunlan wanted to say something, but it was too late.
The gravitational field of the small plane completely enveloped the three people. As they fell rapidly, their consciousness became blurred...
At the same time, at the headquarters of Wanjie Live Broadcasting Company.
"Jump out of the car? He really jumped out of the car?!"
General Manager Li John looked at Gong Siyuan speechlessly.
"Yes, we watched him jump right before our eyes," Gong Siyuan was about to cry, "Will he be sucked into the black hole?"
Beads of sweat also appeared on Li John's forehead.
The commercial potential of the new anchor Jian Yunlan is immeasurable.
If he died, it would be a huge loss for their Wanjie Live Broadcast Company!
He used the general manager's authority to unlock the personal tracking of the backstage anchor. Dozens of light screens unfolded in the air, and one of the bright spots of light meant Jian Yunlan himself.
Sure enough, the spot of light was falling towards the black hole at a very fast speed.
Li John's eyes went dark.
Gong Siyuan: "What should I do?"
"What should we do?" Li John pinched his nose and laughed at himself, "Do it in a big way!"
Gong Siyuan: “…”
It’s over. It’s over. It’s over.
If Jian Yunlan died, the characters on the set of "Paranoia" and "Light in the Dark River" would kill her!
"It's already entered the gravitational field of the black hole," said John Lee. "It's too late to save it... What the hell? Wait?"
The next second, the two watched as the light spot that was almost sucked into the black hole suddenly changed direction.
Float straight towards the nearest small dimension.
But before the two of them could breathe a sigh of relief.
After seeing the detailed information displayed on the small plane, the two fell silent again.
Li John: "If I remember correctly, this small plane is..."
Gong Siyuan smiled and said, "Haha, I'm not dead."
The next second, she lay back with a peaceful smile.
It has been five years since Gong Siyuan became the manager of the area for melodramatic articles. During these five years, he has never caused such a big mess.
Most of the holes can be fixed, but Gong Siyuan knew after just one look at this hole...
——Spicy!
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A strong smell of milk powder rushed into my nose.
Beside my ears, a gentle and doting voice sounded: "Baby, drink this bottle of milk quickly, and then daddy will tell you a fairy tale story, okay?"
Jian Yunlan: “……?”
What's the commotion?
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