Chapter 73 Meow
Live broadcast room of all worlds.
The moment the book-traveling challenge of "The Expensive Little Runaway Wife of the Domineering Boss: The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old" was officially launched, millions of viewers immediately flocked to the special area, and many barrages of comments flashed by in an instant.
Unlike other melodramatic articles, the comments section of "Genius Baby Three and a Half Years Old" is all pink and blue, like cotton candy, creating a cute and warm atmosphere:
[Ahhh, the game has started!] ! ! Go ahead, babies! ! ! 】
[Meng Meng is brave and will try to learn how to walk. It would be even better if she could speak~~~]
[Dad, let me make an advertisement. This is my baby Xuanxuan. She is three and a half years old this year. She has been a child model before. This is her first time participating in the book-wearing challenge. Please support her aunts and uncles\(^o^)/(flowers)(flowers)(candy)]
[@萱萱爸爸, (handshake) (handshake), I have followed Xuanxuan. Our big-eyed cute mixed-race baby Abby is five years old this year. She is a senior who participated in the book-crossing challenge for the third time. I look forward to Xuanxuan’s father following back (handshake) (smile)]
【@Abby’s mom, has replied (smile)】
[The little babies are so cute, my heart melts, and their bodies are warm]
[…Where did this take me? Is this a section for melodramatic stories or a section for mothers and babies? 】
[Newcomer above (lights a cigarette), although "Genius Baby Three and a Half Years Old" is in the area of clichés, it has long been occupied by mother and baby bloggers]
In the entire world of melodramatic literature, "The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old" is an extremely special existence.
Published twenty years ago, "The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old" was originally just a mediocre and classic clichéd story. The domineering boss Canary was kept by a mistress for five years. After hearing the news that the domineering boss was going to marry Bai Yueguang, she ran away with the baby. A few years later, she returned with a genius baby, causing the domineering boss to chase his wife to the crematorium, and finally a sweet happy ending.
Just by sending this article to a small browser website, it could hit more than 20 other cliché articles that were just a rehash of the same old stuff. It should have been drowned out by so many cliché articles, and it wouldn't even be worth it for the Wanjie Live Broadcast Room to set up a special challenge zone for it.
But "The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old" is different from other popular stories.
...Because it's a little more brain-dead.
The logic of the plot has collapsed to an extreme point. A normal person will suffer severe mental trauma after reading a few pages, and feel his brain itchy as if it was eaten by zombies.
Twenty years ago, Wanjie Live Studio was in a period of prosperity, so it tentatively included "Genius Baby Three and a Half Years Old" in the book-crossing challenge.
However, the goal of the book traveler is not to change the ending, but to play the role of the genius baby in the text and, in the identity of the baby, try to modify the numerous bugs in the text and make the logic reasonable and smooth.
Obviously, no one has succeeded over the years.
Enthusiastic audiences on the barrage started to popularize science:
[At the beginning, there were serious anchors who came to challenge "Genius Baby" and worked hard to fix the bugs, but as one great anchor after another failed, it is now generally recognized that this book has too many bugs. The plot is simply interspersed with the bugs and it can no longer be fixed.]
【ah? So what then? 】
[Then… “Genius Baby Three and a Half Years Old” was completely taken over by maternal and child bloggers (covering face)]
Yes, with the serious book-crosser giving up, those who are still in the "Genius Baby" section...
One human cub after another.
Some of them signed up voluntarily, but more of them joined the challenge without knowing why, because of their parents' signing up.
Although the plot of "The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old" is illogical and the content is like a pile of shit, there are many highlights in the show, which is very suitable for parents to show off their children and pave the way for child stars who aspire to enter the entertainment industry.
Moreover, the plot is illogical, which makes it easy for the cubs to show off their cuteness, innocence and naivety.
It was just a coincidence at the beginning.
Several years ago, an adorable three-year-old girl was mistakenly sent into a challenge. As a result, because of her cute appearance and reaction, she illuminated everything like a ray of light in the brainless and bloody article. She became an instant hit in the live broadcast of traveling through a book, and attracted countless fans and media.
Although she failed in the challenge of changing the bug in the book, after the challenge, she has become the most popular child star in the Wanjie Live Broadcast Room, and various agencies are rushing to sign her.
From then on, the little girl filmed commercials, appeared on variety shows, and did live broadcasts, starting her own brilliant star journey.
This has allowed countless parents and Wanjie Live Room to see business opportunities.
After all, no matter where they are, as long as the cubs are cute enough, there will be a group of specific audiences attracted.
[(Spreading hands) Like me, although I always complain about the stupid plot, I still click in every time a challenge is launched. Because the cubs are so cute.]
[+1, my heart melted. After a tiring day of working outside, seeing such a cute cub trying hard to follow the plot instantly healed me]
[I see.]
Yes, it was such a track that no one expected, but the cubs actually walked out of it.
Parents are happy to send their children in, and the audience is also happy to watch cute babies wear books and immerse themselves in the warm and relaxing atmosphere to suck the cubs.
…After all this, this clichéd and bloody article, which should have been abandoned, was actually revived!
Isn't it a kind of waste utilization?
The Wanjie Live Broadcast Room also condoned such behavior and even introduced various settings to encourage the kids who were taking on the book-crossing challenge to show their cuteness and wit.
"The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old" has gradually formed its own ecosystem, where people outside can't get in and people inside can't get out, and everyone enjoys themselves.
With the opening of a new round of the book-crossing challenge, hundreds of thousands of old viewers skillfully entered the special area and began to look for new cute cubs to suck.
No one could have guessed that the fate of the "Genius Baby Three and a Half Years Old" section was about to undergo a drastic change.
In addition to child stars who have their own traffic and fans, older audiences also have a habit of going to special areas to follow amateur children.
Unlike internet celebrity child stars, amateur children have not received professional training, and sometimes their reactions are more interesting and real.
Suddenly, a viewer discovered a new live broadcast room, and his eyes lit up instantly:
[Ahhh, I see a cub here, so cute! Oh my god, she is so beautiful, with big round eyes, chubby little arms and legs, and a serious face like a little adult. She is so cute... Aunties, come and take a look [link]]
【cute? I guess it’s not some parent bragging about themselves again - wow, this one is so adorable, the looks are just amazing! 】
【I will taste it】
[This baby's name is so special]
In order to increase cuteness, most parents will use nicknames instead of their babies' real names, such as "Xuanxuan", "Xiao Nuomi", "Abby" and so on.
But the "baby" in front of him with an incredible appearance is different.
In his live broadcast room, the four words "Happy Little Blue" were displayed very clearly.
It seems a bit out of place among the many reduplicated words.
[Forget it, as long as she's cute, who cares!] 】
The audience, eager to get some action, entered the live broadcast room excitedly.
At this time, they still don't know what kind of road of no return this is...
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The dimension of "The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old".
This is a baby room.
The room is not big, but it is covered with soft cushions and scattered with various stuffed toys, including little dolphins, little dinosaurs, little pandas and so on.
"Baby, drink milk and go to sleep," a pair of gentle hands stroked Jian Yunlan's head, "You must go to bed early so that you can grow taller. Come, Daddy will tell you the story of Snow White, a long, long time ago..."
At the same time, a mechanical sound rang in my ears.
As if sensing that the host's adrenaline was surging, the system's mechanical voice read out considerately:
[Introduction: "The Overbearing Boss's Expensive Little Runaway Wife: The Genius Baby Is Three and a Half Years Old" is a melodramatic and sweet romance story about a broken heart and a reunion. He, Ye Qingquan, was once the canary in the palm of Huo Ye, the prince of the Beijing circle. In the fifth year of being kept by the prince, he got the test report showing "confirmed pregnancy". At the same time, news came that Huo Ye and his white moonlight Mu Mingqiu had decided to get married. 】
[“Baby, I’m sorry that you were born without a dad.” Ye Qingquan gently stroked her belly…]
[Do you need to view the complete information of "The Expensive Little Runaway Wife of the Domineering Boss: The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old"? whether】
Just like every time before, Jian Yunlan quickly reached out and nodded "No"——
I can’t click it.
Jian Yunlan: “?”
He struggled to open his eyes.
What caught my eye was a pair of hands.
A pair of short, white, chubby hands that look like little kids, making it difficult for them to even grasp something.
...Is this his hand?
With this hand, can you flip the pot? ? ? ! ! !
Jian Yunlan stared blankly at the mirror opposite him, and the child in the mirror stared back at him blankly.
——A chubby little face, big eyes like black grapes, some curly hair with a wisp of hair sticking up, and he was wearing overalls with one strap falling down.
Jian Yunlan reached out and pinched her face.
The little boy in the mirror also reached out and pinched his face.
"Ouch." Jian Yunlan cried out in pain.
Even the voice is tender, soft and sticky.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
The sky is falling! ! !
"Baby, why are you stunned?" Ye Qingquan, who was standing by, saw the little boy's broken face, smiled dotingly, came over and pinched his nose, "Don't you like this Snow White story? Then Daddy will change it."
Ye Qingquan is very beautiful, as she was noticed by the prince of Beijing at first sight.
He has a pair of clean almond eyes, fair skin, a slightly upturned nose, and a gentle and elegant scholarly air. In the original novel of "Genius Baby", he is described many times as "like a warm light, shining into Huo Ye's heart which should have been cold long ago."
Such an eye-catching protagonist, paired with a cute and lively baby, looks so healing!
Many children in the live broadcast room have started to interact with Ye Qingquan in a cute way.
In some live broadcast rooms, the cubs' faces wrinkled, they pouted in grievance, and cried, causing Ye Qingquan to quickly pick them up and comfort them;
In some live broadcast rooms, the cute baby pouted, opened his arms, and said sweetly to Ye Qingquan, "Daddy, hug me~"
In some live broadcast rooms, children laughed lively, blinked their big eyes, and played hide-and-seek with Ye Qingquan...
It is indeed a section of melodramatic stories famous for sucking cubs.
The audience's hearts melted.
"Baby, is there anything you want?" Ye Qingquan chuckled and touched Jian Yunlan's head. "Daddy will agree to whatever baby wants, because baby is the best and most obedient baby in the world."
I wonder how this cute cub named "Xiao Lan" will react?
The audience looked at the newly appeared live broadcast room with an auntie smile.
In the picture, an extremely cute little boy is looking down at his hands, as if he is thinking about something. The expression on his little face gradually changes from confusion to determination, like a little adult, forming a sharp contrast with his extremely soft and cute appearance.
The audience held their faces, ready to receive the cuteness attack.
...In the picture, the little boy curved his eyes and showed a sweet and lovely smile, which made people's hearts melt with laughter.
The audience was driven to death by that adorable smile.
The little boy opened his mouth.
What does he have to say? The audience covered their chests, their heartbeats soaring, and listened expectantly.
Then, the next second——
The little boy opened his big black eyes and said in a clear and babyish voice: "I'm going to set up a stall."
Ye Qingquan: “?”
Audience: "Aa ...
audience:"……"
Audience: “Wait a minute???”
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Jian Yunlan's Little Genius phone watch vibrated. It was a pop-up window of the Kitchen God app:
[Congratulations! Completed the main quest "Setting up a stall outside Longteng Summer Camp". 】
[You have new task rewards to claim! 】
[Obtained the limited-time item [A sentence that anyone can believe without thinking] x1]
Note: As a three-and-a-half-year-old genius baby, how should Lan Lan complete such a difficult task of setting up a stall? Let the chef uncle give you a helping hand (covering face) ~ Every day, Lanlan can choose a sentence on her own. This sentence has magical power. No matter how outrageous it is, anyone who hears this sentence will believe the content of the words.
Usage Guide: To use this item, just add the five words "Do you believe me?" after this sentence.
…
[Main quest: For six days, before 2pm every day, set up a stall opposite the 'Zhu Yuan' private restaurant that the protagonist Huo Ye frequents most and sell twenty roast ducks at a price of one hundred yuan each. 】
[Obtained [Professional Roast Duck Oven] x1]
[Obtained [Roast Duck Recipe Collection] x1]
[Are you willing to accept this main quest? Accept/Reject】
Jian Yunlan raised his short thumb and clicked to accept without hesitation.
The roast duck mission comes at the right time!
The steps for roasting duck may seem complicated, but as long as you can buy a plucked and gutted duck, it will be much simpler without having to slaughter it yourself.
The general steps are to scald the skin, brush it with water, season it to enhance the flavor, dry it, and then put it into the oven. Just watching the heat is enough, and at most you can add some shredded green onions, cucumbers, sauces and other ingredients.
Selling roast duck is not like selling fried rice or spicy hot pot, where the stall owner needs to keep moving around, stir-frying, and blanching the ingredients. The difficulty in setting up a stall to sell roast duck lies in the early processing and preparation of the ducks. After setting up the stall, they are sold whole and the stall owner only needs to do the most basic packaging.
In the baby room, while Ye Qingquan wasn't paying attention, Jian Yunlan reached out and pinched the leg of the stool.
Bang.
The stool leg was crushed by his short little hands.
audience:"???"
"I still have my innate power!" The little boy's big eyes like black grapes flashed with excitement, "That's much easier..."
For a child, the biggest limitation of setting up a stall is physical strength and power. But now it seems that only his appearance has become smaller, and his strength is still there.
More importantly, the Kitchen God System not only converted the tricycle for selling goods into a children's version, but also prepared an oven for him. This oven is directly installed on the tricycle. It is like an iron barrel, very large. Firewood can be placed underneath as fuel, which is more than enough to hang a dozen or twenty roast ducks.
After confirming these details, Jian Yunlan felt relieved.
So what if I become a three-year-old child?
Nothing can stop him from setting up his stall!
Go Duck——
…
In the apartment.
Ever since Lan Lan said "I'm going to set up a stall" three hours ago...
Everything became a little different.
Ye Qingquan looked at his three-and-a-half-year-old son in confusion.
As a single father, Ye Qingquan has always felt apologetic towards the child - if he had not insisted on going abroad when he was pregnant, the child could have been the eldest grandson of the Huo family, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was the apple of everyone's eye.
However, after hearing the news that Huo Ye and his white moonlight Mu Mingqiu were about to get married, Ye Qingquan really couldn't force himself to stay with Huo Ye, so he made the decision in a hurry.
It was his selfishness that deprived his son of the right to enjoy wealth and glory.
Therefore, ever since Lan Lan was born, Ye Qingquan has been trying his best to give him the best. He would rather give him the stars than the moon. He was afraid that it would melt if he held it in his mouth, and afraid that it would fall if he held it in his palm.
Ye Qingquan asked himself, in these three years, he had never let Lan Lan suffer at all.
Since childhood, Lanlan has shown an IQ far beyond that of children of the same age.
He started speaking at five months old, could count at eight months old, could use simple computer software at one and a half years old, and when he was two years old, he took an IQ test abroad and scored a high score of 180.
Previously, most of Lanlan's skill tree was focused on "computer programming".
Many people told Ye Qingquan that he was a very lucky parent to have such a smart and intelligent son, and they told him to train Lan Lan well so that Lan Lan could realize his full potential.
Therefore, even though Ye Qingquan lived frugally, he hired the best nanny and even spent a lot of money to rent this small villa with a yard, just so that Lan Lan could get more sun and grow better.
So, why is that?
...How could things turn out like this? ? ?
Looking at the scene in the yard, Ye Qingquan's eyes became more and more dull——
The area that was supposed to be a place for the little boy to play in the sun has been taken over by iron poles.
Twenty ducks were hung on the iron pole, lined up in a row.
The little boy held a small iron basin and carefully poured boiling water on the surface of the duck from top to bottom.
Wherever the boiling water passed, the duck's skin swelled up, the pores shrank, and the luster became delicate.
The little boy's movements were too skillful.
...to an almost unnatural degree of proficiency.
Ye Qingquan couldn't help rubbing his eyes. He felt his brain was lacking oxygen and felt a little dizzy.
"Lanlan, you must be tired," Ye Qingquan couldn't help but stepped forward, "Daddy will carry you to rest--"
"Please be quiet!" The little boy frowned and said in a baby voice, "I need to concentrate. This step is very important."
Ye Qingquan: “…”
Ye Qingquan retreated back to the eaves in a daze.
He continued to look at the mysterious scene:
In front of me, the little boy picked up the brush skillfully.
Next to the little boy was a large porcelain basin, which was originally bought for growing flowers but had been forcibly requisitioned by the little boy. It contained crispy water made from honey and warm water.
After dipping the brush in the crispy water, the little boy slowly poured the crispy water from top to bottom while holding the small brush to brush the flowing crispy water evenly.
——This step may seem simple, but it is actually the key to whether the roast duck skin is crispy or not. The crispy skin water must be mixed with the most precise proportions and must be extremely even, so that the crispy skin of the roasted duck will be delicious and tempting.
After brushing all twenty ducks evenly with the crispy water, the little boy wiped the sweat from his forehead.
In the sunshine, his fair little face showed the simple smile of the working people.
Ye Qingquan: “…”
audience:"…………"
So devastating!
"Baby," Ye Qingquan's face was full of frustration, and he finally couldn't help asking, "Were all these steps taught by the kindergarten teacher?"
"Are you sure that there is an extracurricular practical activity called 'setting up a stall to sell roast duck' for first grade kindergarten?"
Hearing this question, the little boy paused.
Jian Yunlan's brain started to work rapidly.
The next second, the little boy looked at Ye Qingquan and smiled sweetly: "Of course, the kindergarten teacher specifically told me that the extracurricular activity of 'selling roast duck' should last for a week, and we have to sell 20 roast ducks every day to count."
I didn't even bother to think about whether a three-and-a-half-year-old child could use such an advanced term as "extracurricular practical activities."
The little boy paused, revealing a somewhat aggrieved expression. He looked at Ye Qingquan with wet eyes and grabbed the corner of his clothes:
"...Do you believe me?"
Bang!
A heart-wrenching blow.
Ye Qingquan couldn't help but cover his chest and almost couldn't breathe.
Oh my god...so cute!
He couldn't help but reveal a silly smile on his beautiful face, and rolled up his sleeves: "Of course, Daddy believes in you, baby. Daddy will support you in whatever you want to do! Baby, how can Daddy help you?"
The little boy assigned the work very skillfully and confidently: "Then help me cut the green onion and cucumber into shreds."
"Okay, Daddy promises to cut them all for you!" Ye Qingquan held the kitchen knife and started cutting on the chopping board.
While slicing the cucumber, Ye Qingquan thought lovingly:
If Lan Lan wants to set up a stall to sell roast duck, just let him try it and I will just watch secretly from the side.
This is Beijing, and there are countless delicious roast duck restaurants.
Not to mention those famous restaurants, such as the roast duck in the famous private restaurant "Zhu Yuan" which is priceless, even the ordinary roadside roast duck stalls on the street have their own hidden talents.
Is it possible for a three-and-a-half-year-old child to make delicious roast duck and make the roast duck business prosperous?
How is that possible.
When the roast duck can't be sold, Lan Lan will probably change her mind and stay at home to bask in the sun and listen to stories...
Ye Qingquan thought helplessly.
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