Chapter 302: Not a Big Face



Such a large oil lake is like a pimple on the face of this middle-aged man.

The island in the middle of the oil lake is the hard core in the center of the lump.

Li Banfeng was thinking about a question: where am I?

On the face?

I'm on someone else's face...

This concept is not easy to understand, but Li Banfeng still understood it. He just thought that this person had a big face.

But now you can still see this middle-aged man, and see him with normal size and vision.

I stood on this person's face and looked at this person.

This matter is difficult to understand.

What dimension is this person from?

The middle-aged man clasped his fists towards Li Banfeng and said, "Let me introduce myself. My last name is Lian, and my name is Lian Da Bu."

Li Banfeng quickly returned the greeting: "My last name is Li, and my name is Li Bufeng."

The man with a small face stared at Li Banfeng for a long time and said seriously, "My face is really small. Even my wife said that my face is not big."

Li Banfeng agreed: "I'm really not crazy. The doctor said so. I'm really not crazy."

The man with the big face blinked and said, "You are very slippery."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "You misunderstood, I am sincere."

The middle-aged man smiled and said, "I admire people who are slick."

Li Banfeng answered seriously: "Whether you like it or not, I have always been a sincere person!"

"Since you are so sincere, let me ask you, how did you find this place?"

This question really stumped Li Banfeng.

"I said I don't know either, do you believe me?"

He shook his head, obviously not believing it: "Did someone from Neizhou ask you to come? The one who choked you? The one who plugged your ears? The one who choked your hands? The one who gagged you? Or the one who blindfolded you?"

Li Banfeng looked confused: "Who are you talking about?"

The face was not big, and he lowered his head slightly, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Li Banfeng: "Don't you know them? Now that they are here, do you still want to deny it?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "If you don't know him, then you don't know him. What's there to deny?"

The face was not big and chuckled twice: "Okay, let's just assume you are not from Neizhou. Let me ask you, have you ever seen a car?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I have seen it."

"Are the cars you have seen powered by coal or oil?"

"I've seen them all." In Green Water City, there are steam cars, but not many.

The face was not big and then asked: "There are no gasoline-powered cars in Provo. Are you from another state?"

Li Banfeng answered vaguely: "I have been to other states."

He touched his greasy cheeks and shook his head repeatedly, saying, "How could someone from another state find me? How could they have such ability?

I don't believe what you said, and I don't even believe your name."

Li Banfeng said calmly, "If you don't believe anything I say, why are you asking me? Isn't the result the same?"

Without a big smile, he said, "I'm just bored and want to talk to someone. Actually, you're right. No matter what you say, the result will be the same. I won't let you leave here alive."

Li Banfeng suddenly stood up and ran away.

The face was not big, one foot close to the ground, like skating, following Li Banfeng slowly and asked:

"Are you Lu Xiu? Your footwork is rare. Who taught you this?"

Li Banfeng ignored him. There was a hill in front of him, and Li Banfeng climbed up the slope.

The face was not big but he was still following behind, not struggling at all: "Watch your step when you walk, I can drown you with just one pore."

After climbing over the hill, Li Banfeng saw a river. The river was more than 20 meters wide and the water gave off a fishy and salty smell.

Big Face went on to say, "I just sweated a little. When the sweat dries, the river will be gone." As he spoke, Big Face wiped the sweat off his face.

The river in front of me had indeed dried up, leaving only a slightly moist riverbed.

Li Banfeng rushed directly to the riverbed, and said to his face as he walked: "You are sweating, which proves that you are tired. If you run for a while longer, you will not be able to catch up with me."

"What does it matter whether I can catch up with you or not? You've been on my face all the time, where else can you run to?" The handsome man wiped the sweat off his face and threw it at Li Banfeng's feet.

There was a lot of oil mixed in the sweat, and Li Banfeng slipped and almost fell. He stomped his right foot instinctively and used the skill of "Trampling Ten Thousand Rivers" at an extremely fast speed.

Boom!

Sand and dust flew everywhere, and a shallow pit with a diameter of two meters appeared under Li Banfeng's feet.

The face was not big and he touched his nose.

To say that I didn't feel anything, it was more than a little painful and itchy.

But if you ask how painful it is, it's actually much less painful than a mosquito bite.

Li Banfeng looked at the small face behind him, then looked at the face skin under his feet. He was trying to establish a connection between the two.

First of all, it can be determined that these are two forms of a person in different dimensions.

However, Li Banfeng’s current thinking ability is not enough to understand the coexistence of the two dimensions of the face.

He could only give a more intuitive explanation of the current situation.

He called the real face not big the real face not big, and the face chasing behind him not big the small face not big.

To those with small faces, Li Banfeng might just be something like bacteria.

In the current situation, this is actually a good thing. After all, a normal person doesn't have any good way to deal with bacteria.

So the real threat now should come from the small face.

Li Banfeng wanted to take the opportunity to escape from the sight of the small-faced person, and then find a way to escape from the real small-faced face.

Having made up his mind, Li Banfeng began to speed up, and it was a bit difficult for the small face to catch up with him.

"I say, don't run so fast, don't run towards the oil lake ahead, there are things there that can eat you..."

Before he could finish his words, Li Banfeng had already run to the Oil Lake and continued running around the lake.

I won’t chase you if your face isn’t big enough.

The originally calm lake surface suddenly had a few ripples.

A ripple passed by, and the entire lake surface shook.

Li Banfeng knew what the problem was.

The unknown creature that was sensed in the oil lake before is about to come out.

While his thoughts were racing, a giant shrimp-headed monster emerged from the lake and crawled close to Li Banfeng using its two short sickle-like limbs.

Li Banfeng called it a shrimp-headed monster because he really couldn't find a suitable adjective. The monster's head looked a bit like a shrimp, but not as pointed as a shrimp, and its eyes could not be seen. It also had a lot more tentacles than a shrimp.

Judging from visual observation, the giant monster is about seven or eight meters tall and more than twenty meters long.

Li Banfeng turned around and asked Bian Budai: "What is this?"

His face was slightly red, and he seemed to be a little ashamed of this incident: "This is a mite. I actually wash my face very often, but this thing can't be washed off. Some crawl with their legs, and some crawl with their bodies. Sometimes it's very itchy."

Mites?

Are the mites on his face this big?

Did the mite creatures evolve on his face, or do they already exist and can only parasitize on such large creatures?

The greasy mite waved its short limbs and rushed towards Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng left quickly.

He was extremely fast, and Mites had poor eyesight, so they could not see Li Banfeng's figure at all.

When Li Banfeng stopped, the mite sensed Li Banfeng's position with its tentacles and was about to turn around when its hard body suddenly swelled rapidly. The mite turned halfway and its body exploded.

The broken insect shells and flesh splashed everywhere with a lot of fat.

Bian Buxiao exclaimed: "I've seen it all in a hurry. Everyone says this technique is hard to use. But you use it quite smoothly. It seems like there is really an expert teaching you."

A mite exploded, and dozens of mites emerged from the lake one after another and surrounded Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng used the technique of rapid observation again and blew up two mites, trying to open a gap.

But as soon as the two mites exploded, the mites behind them immediately took their place, surrounding them layer by layer, leaving no room for Li Banfeng to break out.

Is there any other way?

Go back and forth among the mites and blast them all?

It's not impossible, but it would consume too much energy. The number of mites on this face might be astonishingly large, and Li Banfeng has to save his energy to deal with the small face.

Seeing a group of mites approaching step by step, Li Banfeng stared at the ground under his feet and shouted, "Open!"

The ground beneath my feet suddenly cracked open, revealing a path about a hundred meters long that passed through a group of mites and extended into the distance.

The journey is to cultivate skills, cut off paths and open roads.

It's true, if this were normal land, Li Banfeng could only open 20 to 30 meters at most, but he is not a big-faced person and is still very soft-skinned.

Li Banfeng ran all the way along the path he had opened up. The mites on both sides wanted to rush into the path, but there was an invisible resistance that prevented them from getting in.

Old teapots gushing with tea formed barriers on both sides of the path.

Li Banfeng rushed over a hundred meters, leaving most of the mites behind, but he couldn't get rid of the small face.

The little face shouted from behind: "Li Bufeng, you are too much. You cut a hole on my face and poured hot water on it. What if it leaves a scar?"

I can't actually get rid of this guy. It seems I need to go faster.

Just as Li Banfeng was about to speed up, a huge nested circular mouth appeared in front of him at the end of the canyon.

The so-called nested ring-shaped giant mouth means a big mouth inside a slightly smaller mouth, with a fist of dark yellow fangs between the two mouths.

Where did this giant nested mouth come from?

Li Banfeng jumped out of the canyon and saw the whole picture.

A blood-red worm crawled out from the ground.

"Hemilla, a type of facial parasite, is very troublesome," the little guy touched his nose again, "You have to provoke it. Now I am in pain. I will be itchy all day long."

This worm, which was several dozen meters long and shaped like a combination of an earthworm and a leech, crawled rapidly towards Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng dodged and was bitten by a mite that was chasing him.

The hematuria quickly destroyed the mite's outer shell with its fangs, and then sucked the mite completely into its huge mouth.

Taking this opportunity, Li Banfeng took out a wine gourd and sprinkled some wine on the hematolarvae.

The little face sniffed and said, "This is Lao Yao's wine. Did Lao Yao ask you to come? What does Lao Yao want me to do?"

After thinking for a while, the little boy muttered to himself, "It shouldn't be Lao Yao. There's no reason for Lao Yao to look for me. He is familiar with the peddler. Could it be that the peddler asked you to look for me?

If you are a peddler, we can still discuss it, I can consider letting you go!"

Li Banfeng ignored the small face and struck a match to light the larvae.

Under the influence of alcohol, only a small flame rose from the blood larvae.

But there was grease all around, and as the larvae struggled, the flames spread rapidly on the greasy ground.

Xiao Lian was no longer angry: "Why are you setting fire to my face again?"

He blew a breath into his nose, and a gust of wind came, blowing out the flames around him.

This is why the Tang sword and the pendulum cannot fly stably.

Li Banfeng couldn't understand the connection between the small face and the real face being not big.

"I don't want to talk to you now!" The little face looked at Li Banfeng angrily, "You always ruin my face. I want to take your life right now."

As soon as he finished speaking, his small face became even greasier.

At the same time, grease began to flow under Li Banfeng's feet and soon covered his ankles.

Li Banfeng continued to run without any hesitation.

No matter what means you have, as long as it can escape from your face, you have hope of survival.

The grease under his feet was getting deeper and deeper. Li Banfeng exerted force on his legs and sang a song to distract the little boy's attention.

There is a song that is really suitable for exerting strength!

"Running on flat ground, crossing mountains and rivers, puffing and smoking, adding coal and water, we are on the road, the train is unstoppable..."

Li Banfeng's singing voice was so mournful that it gave Xiao Lian a headache.

But the familiar tune and lyrics made the little girl unable to help but listen.

"The song you are singing is 'Train Ballad'?" The little face was no longer stunned, and the fat on its face stopped rising.

Li Banfeng did not answer.

"Where did you hear this ballad from?"

Li Banfeng didn't say anything.

"Did you learn your footwork from him, too?"

Li Banfeng ran farther and farther.

After the small figure with a small face completely disappeared, Li Banfeng found a forest, stopped and took a break.

The forest was densely covered with vegetation, but the wind was a little strong. Just as I rested for a moment, a small voice came from the depths of the forest.

"Don't stay here. If the wind gets strong, you might be blown to somewhere."

Li Banfeng was surprised and asked, "You were able to catch up so quickly?"

"This is my face. I know where the shortcut is."

Can you take shortcuts on your face?

Xiao Lian didn't want Li Banfeng to escape again, so he kept a certain distance from Li Banfeng for the time being and said, "If he really sent you here, please tell him something. To this day, I still say that whether it's a train or a car, burning oil is better than burning coal."

He means the train driver?

Is there any agreement between these two people?

Li Banfeng said: "Province of China cannot burn oil, and fuel oil cannot be stored in large quantities."

"That's because they didn't find good oil, that's because..." The small-faced man's tone suddenly changed, "You lied to me, didn't you? You came here to steal oil, didn't you? You sang his train song, are you trying to steal my oil?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "Catch the thief and the stolen goods. You must have evidence to speak. When did I steal your oil?"

"You're covered in grease, and you still say you didn't steal?"

"Who wouldn't be covered in oil when they come to your place?"

The big-faced man gnashed his teeth and said, "No one can steal my oil. Even if you force my sect to extinction, I won't let you steal the oil!"

PS: Oil repair is indeed rare.

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