The next day, Shi Yu still slept on the back of a dog as he entered the palace.
Of course, he was accompanied by palace eunuchs and Shi Yan along the way.
No matter how capable Shi Yu is, she's still just a little baby.
I always need someone with me to feel more at ease.
Emperor Tai'an still prepared delicious food in advance and fed it to Shi Yu.
Then he covered his ears with both hands and had the eunuch tap a small gong near Shi Yu's ears.
Several "thump thump thump..." sounds were heard.
The wild cats on the palace rooftops were all frightened away, and Shi Yu slowly woke up.
She glanced around with sleepy eyes before rubbing her eyes with her little hand, still half-asleep.
Oh, it's time for some gossip again.
[Hey melon66, get up! Give me a melon to eat and wake me up.]
Gua66's voice immediately rang out.
【Yu Yu, Yu Yu, I'm here.】
Last night, Empress Su invited Emperor Tai'an to the West Palace for a bath.
However, halfway through their game, the couple started discussing life.
Emperor Tai'an almost couldn't get out of bed this morning; he had to be urged several times by the eunuchs.
Shi Yu's hazy eyes lit up immediately.
[Empress Su and Emperor Tai'an?]
Didn't the two of them have a fight just a couple of days ago?
Is this what people mean by "fighting at the head of the bed and making up at the foot"?
Gua66: [Yuyu, you're still too naive.]
[The Emperor of Tai'an is already so old, why would he want to stay up all night?]
Upon hearing this, Emperor Tai'an immediately puffed out his chest.
He is still young; he can strive for another 500 years.
Who said he's old?
Shi Yu's eyes shone even brighter.
[Gua66, do you mean that Empress Su gave Emperor Tai'an medicine again?]
Emperor Tai'an was quite angry.
What does "again" mean?
Empress Su simply failed to educate her daughter well; in reality, she was still a good woman.
Gua66, [Yes, yes, that's it.]
In fact, Empress Su was a hidden master of medicine.
While she was giving Emperor Tai'an a bath, she replaced the sleeping incense with aphrodisiac.
Then, as the two of them were washing, things naturally progressed to the point where they made love.
Then Empress Su took the opportunity to whisper sweet nothings in Emperor Tai'an's ear.
Emperor Tai'an was in high spirits at the time and agreed in a daze.
Shi Yu asked even more curiously.
What kind of pillow talk did you give?
Comment 66: [Release Li Baihua from Dali Temple and change her status to house arrest.]
Shi Yu: [This Empress Su is quite a master.]
[It wasn't that she disliked sleeping with Emperor Tai'an; it was that she wanted to sleep on his penis.]
Indeed, women who can survive in the palace are no ordinary women.
Empress Su's sleep was definitely worthwhile.
Emperor Tai'an's face turned inexplicably green upon hearing Shi Yu's thoughts.
He had a feeling that someone had taken advantage of him.
This Empress Su, she only sleeps with him when she has something to do, she's practically a dead woman.
Emperor Tai'an paced back and forth twice, but his anger still wouldn't subside.
He simply pointed to the eunuch beside him.
"Go to Empress Su's palace and tell her."
"Make her go to Empress Liu's palace to scrub her body for the next month."
ah?
The eunuch was momentarily stunned.
However, recalling what Shi Yu had overheard earlier, he immediately realized that Emperor Tai'an was angry.
Empress Su and Empress Liu were at odds.
Making Empress Su scrub Empress Liu's back was practically the greatest punishment for Empress Su.
"Yes," the eunuch replied, and quickly withdrew.
Just then, the court session was about to begin, so Shi Yu raised her little hands and sat properly on the dog's back as they went out.
When the court officials saw Shi Yu appear, they instinctively moved away from her position.
In recent days, quite a few ministers have fallen into Shi Yu's hands, and they certainly don't want to be targeted by him.
"The Emperor has arrived."
"Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!"
"If there is anything to report, please speak; otherwise, the court may adjourn."
The opening ceremony in the imperial court proceeded as usual.
Shi Yu sat on the dog's back, quietly watching them.
Suddenly, a pert butt caught Shi Yu's attention.
Shi Yu immediately patted the melon in his mind.
[Gua66, look, look, that butt is so round.]
As soon as Shi Yu uttered those words, the court officials standing in front of him instantly froze.
Who? Who? Whose butt is so round?
Whose butt has this little devil set his sights on today?
The ministers standing in front of Shi Yu silently began to sweat.
Gua66, [Yuyu, which butt are you talking about?]
The ministers tensed up, becoming even more nervous.
They figured their backsides hadn't done anything wrong today.
Of these, only one buttock twitched restlessly twice, seemingly in great discomfort.
Shi Yu's gaze sharpened. [It's the one next to Lord Zhang.]
[The one with a perky butt, a slender figure, a supple waist, and a fair and pretty face.]
[Hey, he's actually pretty good-looking. He's obviously a sadist.]
Why haven't I seen him before?
Gua66: [Oh, Yuyu, you mean Lord Zhou?]
[Haha, I found it! This is definitely a juicy scoop you'll love.]
Shi Yu, [Big melon, I like it.]
[Gua66, hurry up and tell me!]
Court officials: Yes, hurry up and tell us, they want to hear the gossip too.
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