Shi Yu arrived at Wei Yanyan's cousin's house.
At this time, Wei Yanyan's cousin's house was decorated with lanterns and streamers, and was very lively.
"hehe……"
Shi Yu smiled and patted the big dog beneath her.
Let's go deliver the gift to the bride.
Shi Yu rode Little Green and Little Blue, blending into the crowd with the guests.
As soon as she entered, Shi Yu found a secluded spot, used a spatial skill, and transported herself and her dog into the new house.
The new house had just been furnished and was still unoccupied.
Shi Yu patted the new bed and pulled back the quilt with her little hands.
[Little Green, Little Blue, now it's your time to shine!]
After Shi Yu finished speaking, she used a spatial skill to teleport to the table.
I'll eat my food, you guys do yours, let's not bother each other.
After Shi Yu finished speaking, she began to devour the food laid out on the table.
Little Green and Little Blue are also very helpful.
On the way here, Shi Yu stuffed some grass leaves into my mouth, and now I'm immediately suffering from diarrhea.
It was still that smelly, runny, black, sticky stuff.
Incidentally, the two of them also peed quite a bit on the bed.
Anyway, tonight's wedding night for Wei Yanyan and her cousin is going to be awful.
Shi Yu sat on the table, clapping her hands with joy.
Okay, okay, okay!
"You two, pull harder!"
Shi Yu was so happy taking pictures that he casually picked up the nuptial wine next to him and took a sip.
Mmm, it's sweet, it smells like fruit pulp.
Shi Yu's dark eyes lit up immediately.
Ah, this is good stuff!
[Have a few more sips.]
Gua66 popped into Shi Yu's mind as a reminder.
"Yu Yu, this is human wine, it's not a good thing."
Drinking too much will make you drunk and cause you to do all sorts of strange and unusual things.
Shi Yu, [Something strange and unusual?]
What strange thing is going on?
[When I was in the abyss, I was trapped every day, with nothing.]
I've heard that human wine is a blissful drink, bringing great happiness.
Never mind, let's drink it first.
Gua66: [Yuyu, no! Drinking too much will make you dizzy.]
Shi Yu, [Don't bother me.]
[It's such a rare occasion to have a feast; my mother never takes me out normally.]
Shi Yu waved away the image of Gua66 from his mind and started drinking from the small wine pot.
And then, very successfully, she got herself drunk.
The drunk Shi Yu miraculously stood up from the table.
Her little body swayed precariously, almost falling over, which made Little Green and Little Blue, who were still urinating on the bed, rush over.
Oh my god, my ancestors!
If the fish were to fall at this moment, it would be disastrous.
With a "thud!", Shi Yu successfully fell down, landing on Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan.
The two large dogs that caught the person breathed a huge sigh of relief.
Ah, thank goodness I caught it.
But as soon as the two of them relaxed, Shi Yu, who was drunk on the dog's back, started to get restless.
Her little hands suddenly grabbed the fur of Little Green and Little Blue dogs.
Riding on their backs, he was shouting in a somewhat frenzied state.
[Giddy up! Giddy up! Run!]
Run! Yu Yu wants to be the happiest dragon!
Little Green...
Little Blue...
The two dogs looked at each other, their eyes reflecting complex human emotions.
To leave or not to leave?
Just as the two dogs were hesitating, Shi Yu slapped them on the head with her small hand.
【Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up!】
If you don't leave, I'll chop your heads off!
"Awoo~" The two dogs let out a pitiful howl, but still got up and started walking.
Although they had developed a little bit of intelligence, it wasn't much.
A dog is still a dog; it can't possibly think like a human.
The banquet was in full swing.
Wei Yanyan's cousin welcomed her back, and the two were preparing to get married.
Just as the two were about to complete their wedding ceremony, a baby's voice suddenly exploded in everyone's minds.
This marriage is a good one.
A philandering playboy is paired with a ruthless, divorced woman who abandons her husband to save herself.
[His cousin was going to marry his cousin sooner or later, why didn't you marry her sooner?]
[It still needs to go through one more person.]
[After passing through one of these hands, it not only becomes worthless, but it also prevents you from having children.]
Oh, his cousin's wife is very unhappy today; she's making effigies in the yard to curse him.
Her cousin wasn't truly interested in marrying her; he was only after the dowry that Minister Wei was giving his daughter.
[Oh, her cousin is having an affair and they even have a child together. He's short on money, so marrying Wei Yanyan is to alleviate his financial difficulties.]
[Her cousin's father was even more ruthless; he had taken a liking to his sister-in-law when he was young, and now that they were related by marriage, he had a perfect excuse to visit her more often.]
He still had his sister-in-law's handkerchief tucked inside his sleeve.
Oh, hahaha, how come this family's relationships are so complicated?
Oh, wait, wait, there's more.
When they were young, they went to a park together, got drunk in the middle of the night, and slept with the wrong woman.
These cousins are actually half-siblings, sharing the same mother but different fathers.
What a twisted and unbelievable story! It's absolutely shocking.
[The cousin Wei Yanyan had been thinking about for so long turned out to be her biological brother.]
Hahaha...
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