Chapter 133 Let me help you recall what good things you did last night.



Mmm, it smells so good!

Shi Yu smacked her lips in her sleep.

She raised her hand to touch her mouth and seemed to feel something sticky.

Ah, it's saliva.

I woke up immediately.

Shi Yu woke up abruptly from her sleep.

Open your eyes and look outside.

Oh, it's already dawn.

[Gua66, get up quickly.]

Shi Yu got up by herself, and didn't forget to wake up Gua 66, who was still sleeping.

"Gua66, what time is it now?" Shi Yu asked.

【Yuyu, it's already 10:00 AM.】Gua66 replied.

"10:00 AM?" Shi Yu's sweet, childlike voice sounded somewhat surprised.

Does that mean I've already missed the morning court session today?

[Yu Yu, don't mention attending the morning court session anymore. Your mother has already asked for leave for you.]

"[Are you asking for leave?]" Shi Yu's sweet, childlike voice was filled with confusion.

Why did you ask for leave for me?

I was thinking of going to the imperial court to continue observing the drama unfold.

Yesterday, Grand Commander Xue sent over gifts to thank the matchmaker. Judging from his demeanor, it seems he's preparing to return home to be a wife and mother, and will not attend court.

I want to check out what happens next today.

Gua66 immediately replied, "I know the rest, Yuyu, you can just ask me."

[But Yuyu, do you want to remember what happened after you got drunk last night?]

"What happens after you get drunk?" Shi Yu asked in a childish voice.

"Did I drink yesterday?" she asked in return.

[Sigh.] Gua66 sighed silently.

【Yu Yu, it seems you really have forgotten.】

[You forget everything after drinking; it seems I can't let you drink anymore.]

[I drink alcohol? Alcohol tastes pretty good.]

Shi Yu unconsciously licked the corner of her lips with her small tongue, as if savoring the memory.

The wine looks pretty good.

What happened after I drank it?

It seems she genuinely doesn't remember.

Is alcohol really that powerful that it can destroy a person's memories?

Hearing Shi Yu's thoughts, Gua66 became somewhat frustrated and simply said...

[Yuyu, just remember not to drink alcohol anymore.]

Did you know? Last night, after getting drunk, you not only disrupted Wei Yanyan's wedding with her cousin, but also...

[And after you came back, you acted like a dog, chasing after your mother, brother, and sister and biting them indiscriminately.]

[Later, you even climbed into the doghouse, wanting to sleep with Little Green and Little Blue.]

In the end, it was your mother who waited until you fell asleep before carrying you back home to wash and clean you up.

Your mother has now thrown out all the wine and liquor in the entire mansion.

[Your second brother is in the worst shape; you bit him a few times last night, and his hand is still swollen.]

Did I actually bite someone last night?

Shi Yu's dark, beautiful eyes widened, as if in disbelief.

【Absolutely impossible!】 She waved her little hand dismissively.

How could Yu Yu possibly bite someone?

【Gua66, are you lying to me?】

【Yuyu, how could I lie to you?】Gua66 sighed silently.

Let me replay last night's events for you, and you'll see just how crazy you can be when you're drunk.

Shi Yu pursed her lips.

Her intuition told her that the replay might be a bit horrible and beyond her wildest imagination.

But before she could figure it out, Gua66 had already released footage of her going crazy the night before.

In the picture, she looks like a puppy, chasing after people and biting them.

It's unbearable to look at, it's absolutely horrific!

【Sigh, is drinking really that bad?】Shi Yu couldn't help but slap her face with her little hand.

She suddenly felt ashamed to face anyone today.

"Gua66, do you think my mom will spank me today?" Shi Yu asked worriedly.

"Don't worry about Yu Yu," Gua66 reassured her.

Your mother loves you so much, she definitely wouldn't hit you.

[And she stayed up most of the night watching over you.]

She didn't go back until you had fallen asleep peacefully.

[Oh, really?] Shi Yu's sad and frightened eyes immediately lit up again.

My mother wouldn't hit me; she cared about me a lot when I was young.

Haha, I knew it.

Fish are so cute, how could anyone bear to catch them?

[Gua66, I've made up my mind. I'll pretend I don't know anything about what happened last night. Please don't remind me.]

Anyway, I wasn't the one who got drunk last night. I wasn't drunk, I don't remember anything, haha, it's okay, my butt won't hurt.

When it comes to self-deception, Shi Yu has a knack for it.

After calming herself down, Shi Yu happily called Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan in.

Then, with a nimble motion, he rolled over and sat on them.

After several months of growth, Shi Yu is now able to sit up properly.

Occasionally, in emergency situations, she is able to stand up, just like last night.

【Giddy up!】

Shi Yu patted Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan on the head.

Let's go take a look at Second Brother's yard.

"Yuyu, didn't you say you'd pretend you didn't remember what happened last night? Why are you going to your second brother's yard now?" Gua66 asked, puzzled.

"My second brother is injured, so of course I have to go to his yard to check on him," Shi Yu said.

Although my second brother is tough and thick-skinned, my teeth are quite sharp.

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