The incident of receiving fake congratulatory gifts quickly passed, and the Xianhe Princess's mansion became lively again.
Emperor Tai'an was the emperor, so it was inconvenient for him to come.
He then sent a eunuch with gifts to offer his congratulations.
The wedding ceremony was made even more lively by the gifts bestowed upon the Emperor of Tai'an.
Not long after, Princess Zhaoyang came out as the elder to receive the kneeling obeisance of the bride and groom.
The wedding proceeded smoothly and in an orderly manner.
Just as the bride and groom were exchanging vows and about to enter the bridal chamber, a sudden commotion arose outside.
"Look, everyone, look! What's that?"
"Ah, birds, all kinds of birds."
"Look, those birds seem to be flying in a very regular pattern. Are they singing songs of blessing?"
"This Princess Xianhe is so famous that even birds are attracted to her."
...
The audience erupted in praise.
In the corner, Shi Yu was sitting on the backs of Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan dogs, holding a fragrant roasted chicken leg in her hand.
[Gua66, what do you think of the New Year's gift I gave my mother?]
Shi Yu pouted her little lips smugly and asked.
【Yuyu, you really have such an imagination.】Gua66's flattering praise.
This must be the most unforgettable wedding in the capital.
Years later, if anyone mentions it, they will surely still rave about today's wedding.
[Hehehe...] Shi Yu laughed heartily.
[Gua66, I love your honest flattery.]
Shi Yan stood to the side, silently listening to everything Shi Yu and Gua 66 said.
He looked up at the flocks of cheerful birds in the sky and suddenly remembered something very important.
"Yu Yu, I've heard that birds are all straightforward."
"Huh?" What does that mean?
Shi Yu was still in a daze and hadn't reacted yet.
Shi Yan looked at Shi Yu and explained softly.
"They all pull as they fly."
"Do you think it's possible that later..."
Shi Yu immediately realized what Shi Yan meant when he reminded her.
Yes, birds are all straightforward.
It habitually poops while flying, so it can't hold it in at all...
Upon imagining that terrifying scene, Shi Yu immediately issued orders.
No pooping allowed.
[Hold your poop back, everyone.]
Halfway through their flight, the birds, who were happily soaring about, were about to seize the opportunity to pounce when they were struck by the terrifying aura of the Great Demon Dragon of the Abyss.
The birds, whose poop was almost at their butts, stubbornly held it back.
"Clap clap clap clap..."
After the birds dispersed, thunderous applause erupted.
This is truly a magnificent sight that only comes once every few decades.
Beneath the red veil, Tantai Qingchuan held He Qiuniang's hand tightly.
Today, on his wedding day, Tantai Qingchuan shed his usual aloofness and seriousness, appearing as gentle as a simpleton.
"This must be our daughter's doing."
Although Tantai Qingchuan had only recently moved in, he had already become Shi Yu and the others' stepfather without any formality.
He Qiuniang, under her red veil, also nodded.
“No one but Yu Yu has this ability.”
"Although Yuyu is a bit naughty, she is a good child."
Tantai Qingchuan nodded in complete agreement.
“Our daughter is no ordinary person.”
"I just hope that I, as her stepfather, haven't embarrassed her."
After the festivities subsided, the bride and groom went into their bridal chamber.
Under the bed in the new house, Shi Yu was still happily chatting with Gua 66.
Shi Yu, [Gua66, do you think my stepfather's physique is strong enough for my mother to handle tonight?]
He wouldn't be like that night, lacking the willpower, and run off to the pond to become a lotus root again, would he?
Gua66: [He's never had a woman before, so I have nothing to compare him to.]
[But a man who's been holding back for decades shouldn't be too bad, right?]
Shi Yu, [We'll secretly learn from this here later.]
【My older sister just got engaged, didn't she?】
We'll draw the little yellow book and send it to her then.
He Qiuniang was almost driven crazy by her daughter's muttering under the bed.
It's one thing to eavesdrop, but to give it to Shi Chengya to study is another.
She felt that her daughter was becoming more and more deserving of a beating.
Shi Yu and Gua 66 were chatting happily when the bed sheet hanging down was suddenly lifted by a hand.
Two large heads peered in.
"Hehehe..." They've been found out.
Shi Yu gave her mother and stepfather an awkward smile, then used a spatial skill to quickly leave.
He Qiuniang's roaring voice still echoed behind her.
"Shi Yu, if you keep messing around, you can forget about eating meat this month!"
Oh no, I can't eat meat! How miserable!
Shi Yu's small body, which had moved halfway through the space, suddenly fell out of thin air.
With a roll, the little body rolled several times on the ground before stopping.
Shi Yu sat on the ground, complaining in a disheveled state.
My mom is so mean! She won't give me any meat.
Gua66 immediately gave a bad idea.
【Fine, if you don't want to give it to me, then don't. Yu Yu, you can eat whatever you want.】
Shi Yu realized, "That's true."
"Let's go, let's go to the kitchen right away. There's so much delicious food today, I haven't finished eating yet."
Shi Yu waved her little hand happily, and in the blink of an eye, she disappeared from the spot.
Shortly after Shi Yu disappeared from the spot, a small black figure emerged.
He glanced at the spot where Shi Yu had been sitting for a moment, then rose up and, with a graceful, startled movement, quickly chased after Shi Yu.
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