Just then, Shi Yu's familiar voice, "He Gua 66," rang out.
Gua66: [Yuyu, you haven't attended court for many days, and there are so many gossips in the court now.]
Shi Yu: [Heh, looks like they've been trying to court disaster while I was away.]
[What kind of gossip is this? Gossip66, stop keeping me in suspense and tell me already!]
Shi Yu urged impatiently.
Gua66: [Yuyu, look at that Lord Zhang. He ate something bad last night and didn't have time to go to the toilet when he came to court. Now he's stuffing his anus with a smelly sock.]
Shi Yu, [Hahaha...]
Using stinky socks to plug your ass—only a genius could come up with that.
[The gossip from the imperial court is definitely more interesting.]
[I've only been gone a short while, and they've already started making melons like crazy.]
[Gua66, please continue.]
We happen to have some free time today, let's talk it out.
In the imperial court, Emperor Tai'an heard Shi Yu's thoughts and quickly gave a look to the chief eunuch beside him.
He's a good emperor; he can't let his ministers suffocate.
Hurry up and pull him into the latrine, lest he shed tears in the main hall later.
The hidden guards silently pulled Lord Zhang away.
As soon as they left the main hall, they carried them and threw them into the latrine.
Otherwise, they'd be scared too.
What are you afraid of?
Of course, they were afraid that Lord Zhang wouldn't be able to hold it in and would poop on their heads.
Right now, Shi Yu is still enjoying the gossip in the imperial court.
Gua66 was also speaking happily, ["Yu Yu, Yu Yu, look at that fifth-rank official from the Hanlin Academy, he's awesome!"]
Shi Yu, [How did you become so awesome? Tell me quickly, don't keep me in suspense.]
Gua66: [Back then, in order to get promoted and make money, he personally got his wife drunk on their wedding night and sent her to his boss's room.]
His wife discovered the truth these past two days and is now trying to kill him.
The civil and military officials who were also watching the drama unfold commented: "Wow, that's impressive! Sending his wife away on his wedding night, he's a ruthless guy."
Shi Yu: [How can someone like this be fit to be an official?]
The emperor should have him removed from office.
Emperor Tai'an silently cast a glance at the chief eunuch, who nodded slightly and noted it down.
Anyway, this person's career is pretty much over, and it's impossible for him to get promoted any further.
Gua66, [YuYu, there's an even more awesome one over there?]
Shi Yu, [Is there anything even more awesome?]
It seems they've been diligently courting death while we were away.
This kind of life with so many melon seeds is just so wonderful!
[Gua66, keep going, keep going!]
Shi Yu was overjoyed, her face beaming with happiness.
Gua66: [That Lord Chu favored his concubine over his wife, switching the child born to his mistress with the child born to his legal wife.]
The reason given was that they didn't want the child born from a mistress to suffer.
Shi Yu: [Haha, this is another talented person!]
This is a case of deliberately making the children born to one's own wife suffer so that the children born to one's mistress won't suffer.
Having a husband like this is worse than not having one at all, hahaha...
...
Shi Yu and Gua 66's voices were completely undisguised, and all the civil and military officials present heard them clearly.
Favoring a concubine over one's wife is something that people of status and position would always find utterly shameful.
The way everyone looked at that official was one of utter contempt.
Shi Yu and Gua 66 secretly gloated in their minds for a long time before finally turning their attention to the former crown prince and Prince Cheng.
King Cheng and the former crown prince suddenly felt a chill run through their bodies, and goosebumps seemed to spring up on their skin instantly.
What's going on? Why do they suddenly feel a little cold?
It felt like I was being suddenly targeted!
Who exactly is targeting them?
The two looked uncertainly toward Shi Yu.
Then, her heart pounding, she quickly averted her gaze.
Oh my, their ancestors!
Why did this little darling focus his attention on the two of them?
The former crown prince and Prince Cheng exchanged a glance, and couldn't help but tremble slightly.
It seems that the two of them said something when they were drunk together a couple of days ago.
After sobering up, neither of them could quite remember what they said.
They probably didn't say anything outrageous.
Amidst the trembling gazes of the former Crown Prince and Prince Cheng, Shi Yu and Gua 66's voices rang out once more.
Shi Yu: [Judging from their appearance, they don't seem like the type to plot a rebellion.]
What? A rebellion?
The former crown prince and Prince Cheng, who were already afraid of Xi Xi, turned pale upon hearing her thoughts.
What rebellion?
How come neither of them knew?
Who exactly is slandering them behind their backs?
Do you think those two cowards could rebel?
It must be said that the former crown prince and Prince Cheng had a pretty accurate understanding of the two of them.
rebel?
The two of them probably don't have the brains for it.
Then, Gua66's voice rang out.
【Yuyu, don't believe it, it really exists.】
Not only did the two of them plot a rebellion, they also slept together.
Shi Yu, [Huh? Sleeping together?]
Shi Yu loved this dish the most, and his eyes lit up when he heard this.
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