Chapter 360 Like an Elder
"Okay, it's okay if you don't want me. As long as you help me not to give in to Bu Ruo and go to Beining, I will help you get the skills."
The Demon Emperor sneered: "This Emperor will not help you nor cooperate with you. This Emperor will never betray them in this life. As for that technique... This Emperor does not care about it."
"Also, I'm not blind, so please don't look at me with that disgusting look anymore. It makes me lose my appetite."
"Don't look for me again. I don't want to see you again."
Guo Shuangwen was so angry watching the emperor leave that she stood in the stream for a long time without calming down. Finally, her maid came over and put a piece of clothing on her, but she was slapped in the face.
Bu Ruo looked at the returning emperor and called people over: "It's time to eat. It's good. This princess thought you couldn't help it."
The corner of the Demon Emperor's mouth twitched slightly. "I say, Auntie, please don't disgust me. I grew up in the Demon Realm and have seen all kinds of ugly things. Moreover, I have been with you and that brat for so many years and have seen your face... To be honest, I don't have any feelings for women anymore."
Xiao Yulan drank porridge from his bowl. "Well, I don't feel anything anymore. I don't know who tricked you into the demon clan's forbidden land. It seemed to be called... green or something. It's been so long that I can't remember clearly."
Bu Ruo came over immediately after hearing the gossip: "What's the green? How come I don't know? Your Majesty, please tell me quickly, otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight."
The little girl said: "Yes, Dad, tell me, otherwise I can't sleep. I feel itchy inside and can't sleep."
Xiao Yulan: ...
Demon Emperor: ...
"When he left the demon world, although he was powerful, he had almost no brains. I thought that after all, we raised him with great difficulty and couldn't let him die like that. So when he returned to the demon world, I sent someone to follow him and secretly protect him."
"I didn't expect him to be so capable. After returning, he dealt with several of the most rebellious forces with lightning speed. A few months later, he was tricked into the forbidden area of the Demon Realm. It was a woman named Green..."
"Lushu!"
These two words were almost uttered by a certain emperor while gritting his back teeth.
"Yes, I think her name is Lu Shu, or you remember it clearly. I don't believe you two didn't have an affair."
Demon Emperor: ...
"How come I've never noticed you being so talkative and gossipy before?"
Xiao Yulan was not angry either. He smiled and held Bu Ruo in his arms: "Because this king has a wife who likes to listen to gossip... and a daughter."
As for Xiao Jin, he would just listen if there was nothing to do, but if he didn't listen, it didn't matter, and he wouldn't feel itchy at all.
The Demon Emperor looked at Bu Ruo's curious eyes and finally sighed: "Forget it, I'll do it myself, otherwise I'll always feel like I'm listening to others gossiping about me behind my back."
"When I returned to the Demon Realm, I did manage to take care of a few who refused to obey me. The results were quite impressive. Ever since then, the people of the Demon Realm have respected me as their master, knowing my strength. I've also used my strength to live in the best place in the Demon Realm, making them bow down to me."
"Hey, what's the saying in the world? The more famous you are, the more gossip you'll have. God just won't let you have a good life."
"At that time, this emperor observed every day to see who was the type who would superficially obey but secretly gather people to cause trouble. He also had to establish order for the demon clan. During that time, this emperor was so tired of killing that his hands were soft. He dreamed of what he would do with them. Until one day... a woman came to him."
"She said she was attracted to me, and to show her loyalty, she told me that several groups of people were plotting to assassinate me. I already had my own confidants at the time, and when someone checked, it turned out to be exactly as she said."
"That Lu Shu was so kind to me, caring about my well-being and flirting with me. She almost sent herself to my bed."
"As you know, my parents died early and I was bullied everywhere because of my ugliness. She is the first person besides you two to be kind to me, and she's a woman."
Bu Ruo: "Yes, I'm not a woman."
The Demon Emperor quickly waved his hands: "No, no, that's not what I meant. You are a woman and it's okay for me, but you are the kind of... elder. But she is different. She is a woman. Can you understand, Auntie?"
Bu Ruo: ...
"Okay, go on."
The Demon King was relieved to see Bu Ruo didn't care. You know, if this girl really started to make trouble, he wouldn't be able to explain himself even if he had a hundred mouths.
"You know this, too. If a man is cared for so much by a woman all day long, even a stone would be moved, so..."
"No." The little girl shook her head and interrupted, "Daddy is a man, but he won't be easily tempted by women, even if that woman dies for him, because they are not my mother."
"When the beautiful mother-in-law gave Bubu a lecture, she said that if a man is promiscuous, he is promiscuous. If he is amorous, he is amorous. If he is not a good person, he is not a good person. Don't always make excuses for yourself as if you are innocent, right, mother?"
Bu Ruo looked at the dark face of a certain emperor and her face turned red from trying to hold back her laughter: "Yes, Bu Bu is right."
A certain emperor: ...
"Alright!" A certain emperor gritted his teeth. "This emperor admits that my will is indeed weak, but that's all. Later..."
"You are not this one."
Xiao Yulan shook his head seriously and interrupted again: "I heard that besides this Lu Shu, there is another one named Luo... You are wavering between the two, as if you want both of them."
"No!" a certain emperor roared, "You are really wronging me on this point. I am just choosing. I really haven't thought about having both."
Bu Ruo tutted his words twice: "Well, and then you finally chose the one who wanted to kill you?"
A certain emperor lowered his head like an eggplant hit by frost and murmured softly, "It's not that I chose someone who would kill me in the end, it's that no matter who I choose, they will all end up killing me."
"You all know that my spiritual power has improved since I relied on you, and even my appearance has changed. I have the highest spiritual power in the demon world, and my appearance is also unique. But who would have thought that they didn't even fancy me."
"That Lu Shu was once the lover of the leader of a small faction in the Demon Realm, and that Luo Zhi was the younger sister of the leader of another faction. Although I was already the Demon Emperor at the time, I didn't have many confidants and couldn't investigate thoroughly, so I just assumed they were women who loved me."
"Alas, this is all my fault for not judging people well. That's why the following incident happened."
"What happened next?"
A certain emperor looked at the little girl's innocent and sparkling eyes, biting his back teeth, and the voice was almost squeezed out of his mouth: "It's about the time when someone cheated on me!"
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