Chapter 361 Don’t flatter yourself
The little girl looked at the emperor with disgust and said, "Ugly uncle, you are really great."
The emperor was a little confused by what the little girl said: "Great? What's so great about it?"
"You're still so happy after being cheated on. If you're not awesome, who else is?"
A certain emperor: ...
Watching Bu Ruo burst into laughter, the emperor felt that he was in even worse pain than being beaten. "I wouldn't believe these two kids if they said they weren't your biological children. One has a vicious tongue, the other has a scheming heart. They're just carbon copies of you two."
"Uncle Ugly, please continue. Bubu wants to hear how you can be so happy even though you were deceived. Don't worry, we won't laugh anymore. Let's cover our mouths."
Seeing the little girl covering her mouth with one hand and trying hard to cover Bu Ruo with the other, the emperor felt a pain in his brain.
"Later on, I just felt that Lu Shu was more to my liking and gradually accepted her."
"Later, a small group of forces came from nowhere and attacked me while I wasn't paying attention, causing me to be poisoned. But who am I? I am the only Demon Emperor in the Demon Realm after that great man. I suppressed the poison on the spot and killed them all."
Bu Bu clicked his tongue twice: "Uncle Chou, please stop flattering yourself. If it weren't for my mother, you would have died on the spot. You killed them all, or even got killed all by them."
"Your mother? What does this have to do with your mother?"
The little girl glanced at him and said, "Uncle Ugly, you're saying exactly the same thing as Dad. You're practically brainless."
"That's a deadly poison, a deadly poison. If it weren't for the trace of divine power that Mother left in your body every time she beat you to open up your meridians, you, Uncle Ugly, would have died long ago. How could you still be sitting here babbling non-stop?"
Bu Ruo held his forehead and wondered which dimension that woman had bought the book from. What kind of words were these?
When a certain emperor saw Xiao Yulan nodding, he wanted to kowtow to the couple. If it weren't for Bu Bu, he would still think that he had great spiritual power and was not destined to die.
"Alas, my confidant found me and took me back. It was five days later when I woke up. As soon as I woke up, someone came to tell me that Lu Shu knew I was poisoned and was extremely worried. I don't know where she heard that there was a herb that could cure all poisons in the demon clan's forbidden land, so she disappeared."
"This emperor sent people to investigate. Someone said that she was last seen near the forbidden area. This emperor knew that the forbidden area was not open to anyone, so he wanted to go find her. In the end... he didn't find her and almost died in there."
"I've been wandering in there for over a month, and finally found my way out by following the footprints left by who knows who. Ahem... Now I know what's going on. Thank you, Demon King, for saving my life."
"When I came out, my confidant told me that during my absence this month, Lu Shu gathered the forces she once associated with and tried to overthrow me. However, everyone has witnessed everything I did to the Demon Realm in the past six months, so they were unable to wipe out my forces in this month."
"Well, otherwise I can just say that I treat them very well on weekdays. I even teach them martial arts myself."
"It's none of your business."
"Wha...what?" The Demon Emperor blinked at Xiao Jin who suddenly spoke, "What do you mean it has nothing to do with me?"
"The fact that your power wasn't taken away was because of Dad's help. It has nothing to do with you. Dad disguised his most capable demon clan subordinates and sent them to the Demon Realm to help you. That's how you were able to secure the position of Demon Emperor within half a year."
"Dad was secretly helping you during the month you went to the forbidden area to seek death. Otherwise, the Demon Realm's current master should be Lu Shu. After all, because of you, she has the highest spiritual power in the entire Demon Realm, except for you. As long as you die, she can take advantage of you and live in the Demon Emperor's Palace, right?"
"Otherwise, with her meager spiritual power, she probably wouldn't even know which way the door to the Demon Emperor's Palace opens."
The Demon Emperor opened his mouth and said that Xiao Jin was right. The Demon Realm Hall was built by that powerful man at that time, and the things inside were also left by that powerful man. After the powerful man died, the hall became empty. Only when the spiritual power reached the level of the Demon Emperor could the door of the hall be opened.
The demon world had been in disarray for tens of millions of years since the great powers were wiped out. If he hadn't met this couple, not to mention Lu Shu, he wouldn't even know which way the door of the hall opened.
"Woo woo...you are so kind to me. I really want to kowtow to you."
"During the tens of thousands of years you were away, I have lived up to your help. I have governed the Demon Realm well and everyone respects me. I have accumulated a considerable fortune over the years. This time when I go to the Demon Realm, you can take whatever you like. If I say no, I would be a non-human."
Jin Congcong's eyes lit up when he heard this. The things he saw in his daily life were all ordinary, and he wondered if the things in the demon world were different.
"Um...Xiao Huang, since we both share the same nickname and are both idiots, can you please include me in the list? Don't worry, I won't take too many, just one or two."
The Demon King nodded generously: "Of course, but... can you take it?"
Seeing Jin Congcong looking at her pitifully, Bu Ruo rolled her eyes and said, "Just take it. In Bu Bu's words, the worst that can happen is death. What's the big deal?"
Jin Congcong: ...
"Really?"
"Sure, why not? You don't even have the life to take the gold and silver in this human world, so if you want to take the gold and silver in the demon world... you don't even need to bother coming back, you can just die there."
The Demon Emperor looked at the pitiful appearance of the person and whispered, "It doesn't matter. I have many good things. If you like something, just tell me and I will keep it for you. When your curse and death are gone, I will give it to you."
Jin Congcong tugged at a certain emperor's sleeve and said, "Woo woo... Xiao Huang, you're so kind. I've made up my mind. I'll give you that nickname and won't compete with you. I'll ask Ruo'er to pick another one for me later. From now on, 'Stupid' will be your exclusive nickname. I'll be angry with anyone who competes with you for it."
A certain emperor: Thank you, but it is not necessary.
"Oh right, I suddenly remembered something. That princess from Beining just now told me to tell you that she's not actually the Emperor's biological daughter, that her biological father is actually from another dimension, and that she and her mother know some kind of magic, some ancient techniques. Is this true?"
Bu Ruo nodded: "It's true, her wild father is indeed not from this plane, and she and her mother do know some skills, but they are not serious techniques, but rather unorthodox methods that can absorb other people's luck and use them for their own benefit."
"As for the ancient martial arts... hehe, do you think her wild father has something that neither the prince nor I have? Well... I guess he does have some martial arts, but they're just some crappy ones."
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