Chapter 362: Uncle Ugly Didn’t See It
The Demon Emperor looked at Bu Ruo in surprise: "So it's true, I thought she was just talking nonsense."
"Her father is from another dimension...another dimension...Isn't that the guy named Jian, the one in red? He hasn't appeared since he ran away last time, but from what I know about him, he definitely won't give up."
Bu Ruo waved her hand: "I have seen that show-off, and the trouble was not caused by that show-off."
"Hey? What do you know about him? Xiao Huang, is there something you haven't told me honestly? How do you know him so well?"
The emperor's face turned pale and he stopped talking.
"You're not going to tell me? If you don't tell me, I'll just read it myself."
The Demon Emperor gnashed his teeth and said, "If Lu Shu was the first time I was deceived in love, then the one surnamed Jian was the second time."
"Wow~" the little girl exclaimed, "Uncle Ugly didn't realize you're actually quite gay."
Bu Ruo: "Step by step..."
Xiao Jin: "Sister..."
Xiao Yulan: ...
"Why are you calling Bubu? My beautiful mother-in-law said that if a man likes another man, it's considered homosexuality. Bubu is not wrong."
"That's what the beautiful mother-in-law said in her book. She even said it was a good thing that Master Jun didn't like men, otherwise she would have beaten him to death, his soul scattering into ashes."
"So mom, should we just beat the ugly uncle to death? Bubu can help."
Everyone: ...
"Little girl, Uncle Ugly doesn't like men. He likes women. It was that guy surnamed Jian who deceived Uncle Ugly. Uncle Ugly is innocent, so he doesn't need to be beaten to death."
"Tell me more specifically."
The little girl ate the fruit and looked at the Demon King, and the people who were listening to the fun also cast their eyes over.
"Ah, that was a few years ago. I couldn't break through to the level of a demon god, and I was so frustrated that I decided to come to the human world to see if I could gain some enlightenment. But one day a few years ago, I was drunk and seemed to see a strange vision in the sky. It was a thousand rays of light, more dazzling than the seven-colored clouds, and they came two after one another..."
"I thought I was just drunk and blurry-eyed, but after returning to the Demon Realm, those two thousand-foot rays of light kept appearing in my mind. Although it was only for a moment, after thinking it over, I am sure that I really saw it."
"Ten thousand rays of light, this emperor doesn't think of anything else except what's related to my aunt."
"For so many years, I have never accepted the fact that you two disappeared. However, no matter how hard I tried, the only conclusion was that you had indeed disappeared. Until one day, I returned to the human world and heard that a true god had descended to earth and acknowledged a woman as his disciple..."
"I inquired everywhere and went to the Great Zhou's royal ancestral temple overnight to find the portrait of the true god... After seeing the portrait of the Supreme God Tao Ran enshrined there, I became even more convinced that you were not dead. So I stayed here and searched for you everywhere until I ran into that bastard in my second year in the human world."
"That man surnamed Jian, dressed in red, was always hanging around not far from me. No matter where I went, I could see him. Gradually, that red figure became hard to get rid of. But I assure you, I always thought he was a woman..."
Bu Ruo suppressed a laugh: "Well, I don't blame you. If his clothes hadn't been open that day, I would have thought he was a woman if I had only looked at his face. I really don't blame you, it's just that his face is too androgynous."
The Demon King nodded continuously: "Isn't it? Is it? You think so too, Auntie."
Xiao Yulan patted Bu Ruo, who was almost laughing, on the back and glanced at a certain emperor: "Ruo'er gave you a way out, but you are really not polite at all, just raised your leg and walked down."
A certain emperor: ...
"Anyway...anyway, he approached me intentionally or unintentionally, and I became alert. I went back to the Demon Realm to investigate, and only then did I discover that he was Jian Ji, the one who had gone astray and was banished to another dimension by the Supreme God Tao Ran."
"Later, when I met that Jian again, I tried to test him, but he seemed to have forgotten everything and didn't recognize me at all, making me look like a clown."
"This emperor has dignity. No matter if he pretends not to know me or really doesn't know me, I will just pretend not to know him, and he will just treat me as the emperor."
"Don't worry, I really don't like men and only like women. If I see him again in the future, I will definitely be the first to kill him."
The little girl kept clicking her tongue: "Ugly uncle, please stop it. I don't know who was beaten by that show-off last time and vomited blood. Tsk tsk, shameful. He is not as good as his brother."
"And... Uncle Ugly, you and that show-off didn't meet for the first time in the human world, right? You met in the demon world, otherwise you wouldn't have recognized each other at first sight when you were fighting. Well... If you don't want to talk about it, forget it. I won't ask."
The Demon King just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the little girl continue, "But Bu Bu wants to say..."
"Uncle Ugly, you're not being truthful. Actually, when that showoff was banished to the lower world, he passed by the Demon Realm. Well... to be exact, he fell into the Demon Realm. It's just that you didn't know who he was at the time. Although you only saw his profile from a distance, you still remember the red clothes. You even dreamed about him a few times, hehe~"
The Demon Emperor was about to retort but suddenly remembered that he couldn't tell a lie and could only cough lightly to cover up his embarrassment: "Well, I did see him in the Demon Realm, but when I was in the human world, I didn't know he was Jian Ji, so... Anyway, this is not my fault."
Bu Ruo couldn't stop laughing, burying her whole face in Xiao Yulan's arms: "Alright, alright, don't talk about your love history while the children are here. Prepare to take a break and go to your lair. Let us see what the demon world you have built over tens of thousands of years looks like. To be honest, I haven't seen it yet."
The Demon Emperor said with a smug look on his face: "Hmph, just wait for your eyes to be opened. I manage the Demon Realm very well."
Half an hour later...
"Uncle Ugly... Is this the demonic world you spent tens of thousands of years tinkering with?"
"Yeah, how about it, isn't it very good?"
The little girl opened her mouth and pointed with her chubby little hand at the demons in front of her, who were dressed in rags and looked like they were fleeing. "Uncle Ugly, are you all so poor in the demon world? You can't even afford a decent piece of clothing?"
"There's still land like this...without a hoe?"
"Where's the well? Are they still carrying water down from the mountain over there? Why don't they use spiritual power?"
The Demon Emperor was proud: "Little girl, you don't understand, right? I am training them. What if one day the world returns to chaos and nothing is left? They will have to find a way to survive, right? When there is no food, how can they care about what to wear?"
"I'm letting them adapt in advance. Isn't this a good idea?"
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