Chapter 110 Chapter 110 The way to save (others) lies in...
"Of course not. We, the entire Tennyson family, are here. What's a mere mummy to us?"
Benjamin puffed out his chest proudly and said.
"We finally beat the mummy up and sealed it with cement. Without the radiation, the mutated creatures quickly returned to their original state. Grandpa finally remembered that he didn't like farm work when he was a kid, so he took Gwen and me back to the car and continued our journey."
“Wow.”
Connor was at a loss for words. Seeing the ice ghost cubs crawling all over Benjamin's body, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Is this the life of a young superhero in another world?
Connor: "Speaking of which, I've always been curious about this. How did Ben, Jason, and Li Hua meet?"
Jason sighed and pointed to the wheat field in the distance: "Did you see Li Hua?"
Connor nodded. "I saw it. He was using magic to loosen the soil."
Jason: "Have you seen your dad?"
Connor nodded again: "I saw it. He was happily instructing Li Huasong on which piece of soil to use."
Jason: "Just as Li Hua dug up your dad, he dug up us the same way."
Take Benjamin away with common topics, and take yourself away with physical digging.
Connor: ...Huh?
Benjamin sympathetically put his arm around Connor's shoulder and said, "It's okay. Just think of it as the magical boy's wonderful magic."
Connor: ???
…
Their playfulness and small talk continued until lunch started.
The farm lunch helped Benjamin heal the psychological trauma he suffered from his last farm trip. He and his friends praised Martha's cooking skills with all their heart, which made Martha very happy.
After the meal, Benjamin took the initiative to help Martha and Clark clear the table, hoping to consult the two more experienced parents about their experience in raising superhuman children.
Although the children raised by the two parents are Kryptonians, Kryptonians are much more difficult to deal with than Nakfujis, so the experience will surely come in handy.
Connor sat in his room, his super hearing listening to Benjamin diligently learning parenting tips in the kitchen. He couldn't help but sigh, "They're all the product of our genes. Ben is much more responsible than Luther."
Li Hua didn't know how to comfort Connor about this unusual family background issue, but Jason consoled him by saying, "Look at it from a bright side. At least your significant other's biological parents are normal and still alive."
"Well……"
Although Connor and Jason had relatively few interactions, he had heard about the death of the second generation Robin from Clark. How could the simple and cheerful Kryptonian withstand the blow of the joke of hell?
He remembered that although Jason also liked to joke around before, he had never been this…
Li Hua: "Jason, please put away your Hell Joke ability for now."
The Kents were not as resistant as he was. Even Benjamin, who lived with them, was occasionally offended by their black humor.
Jason made a zipper-like gesture across his mouth to indicate that he understood.
Connor tried to start a new, happier topic: "Li Hua... Jason and Ben said you prefer to be called that. I want to ask you something."
Li Hua: "What?"
Connor: "Is the magic of poaching real?"
Li Hua: "Ah?"
Jason, Ben, what did you two say while I was gone?
Connor: "I asked you how you met before. Jason said you were good at poaching people, but he didn't tell me how you did it. Benjamin told me to think of it as the magical boy's wonderful magic."
Li Hua: “…”
When Jason said he was good at poaching people, did he mean poaching or did he mean it in a physical sense?
More likely it's both.
Li Hua steeled himself, ignoring Jason's teasing gaze, and said, "Just listen to their nonsense. That's all thanks to my personal charm."
"Yes, I can testify," Jason said. "Even super villains like Scarecrow and Giant Man couldn't resist the magical boy's charisma. The former was completely moved, and the latter never did anything bad again."
By beating the former to his knees and then acting as his magic daddy, killing the latter.
Connor, who had no idea what the three of them had done, said: "Wow, even the villains respect you, Li Hua, you are so awesome!"
"No, no, Jason, that's nonsense." Li Hua felt his toes digging into the ground. Seeing that Connor was still interested in asking more questions on this topic, he quickly changed the subject, "By the way, do you want to take revenge on Luther?"
Hearing Luther, Connor's spirits dropped. "I... really do hate him. I hate that he created me into this world as a tool, but as for killing him..."
"I didn't ask you to kill him. I'm a magic boy of love and justice, how could I make such a bloody proposal?" Li Hua said, "What I mean is, doesn't Luther's head look a little empty? You can use an indelible quick-drying marker to paint on Luther's forehead. He probably doesn't have any hair follicles anyway, so there's no question of poisoning them."
Luther cared so much about his reputation that this action did not cause any harm to him, it was just a mental shock.
Connor's mouth opened wide: "Is this... okay?"
Li Hua: "Why not? Aren't you his child? Luther has completely failed in his fatherly duties. You can sue him for child abuse and non-payment of child support, and so what if you just draw a harmless turtle on his head? If you're too lazy to draw, I suggest you use the slaughterhouse's inspection seal. The pigment is food-grade and harmless, and it won't fall off in ten days!"
Li Hua said that Connor was still too simple-minded. If it were him, Luther would never have a day off.
Connor was stunned when he heard this. The simple Kryptonian had never expected such a... immoral thing to happen.
Connor also heard Clark's hand shaking and breaking a plate downstairs.
Seeing that Connor's attention had finally shifted away from his talent-poaching magic, Li Hua continued to patiently persuade him:
"Look, you're Luther's child, right? What's wrong with a child wanting to act spoiled and play with their parents? When I was little, I even drew pictures of a sun, grass, and house on my dad's back. Can Luther sue you for property damage? There's no property damage! This is clearly a perfectly reasonable parent-child interaction! If he dares to sue you for trespassing, you can sue him for child abuse, saying that Luther kicked a child out of the house and left him there!"
"If Luthor wants to sue Superman, he'll have to first admit that Superman stamped his forehead with the Slaughterhouse seal—which is unlikely considering Luthor's reputation. But even if he did, it's fine. Then you come out and claim it was you, saying that Luthor gave birth to you against Superman's will and didn't raise you, and you just wanted to receive love from another parent... Anyway, play the victim and pile on the buffs!"
"I can't imagine what kind of public support Superman, who was forced to have a child, will get by then! Oh, and since you have two fathers and the LGBT buff—"
"Knock knock knock." There was a knock on the door, and Clark walked in with a fruit plate. His smile looked a little stiff. "Hey kids, do you want some fruit after dinner?"
"Yeah, thanks Clark."
Li Hua felt as if he had been pardoned. He quickly stood up and took the fruit plate with both hands. During this process, he noticed that there were beads of sweat on Clark's forehead.
Is the kitchen so hot that even the Kryptonians are sweating? Or was Clark just somewhere else fighting crime and saving lives?
After returning from the Kent farm, all three were satisfied.
Benjamin got the superhuman parenting experience he wanted, Jason got joy, and Li Hua...
Got a new idea!
The injury on his right arm hasn't fully healed yet, and others told him it's best not to exert too much force in the near future, which greatly reduced the magic boy's physical output.
Although Li Hua can still use [Magic] cards to teach those criminals who have committed crimes a lesson and maintain the deterrent effect of "Magic Boy", [Magic] cards are not like fear gas that can definitely scare the victims. Li Hua is worried that those who he deals with during his recovery period will not be intimidated well.
I've heard Batman sometimes leaves behind things to remind criminals of the fear he brought. Sometimes it's an open fracture that hurts on rainy days, sometimes it's a batarang stuck in their shoulder or hand... Anyway, it sounds cool and useful.
Even without talking about Batman, let’s look at the people around us:
Wearing a full-body helmet as bright red as blood, Jason shuttled through the hail of bullets, firing a mixture of real and fake bullets with his two pistols. His superb torture techniques ensured that people could not die even if they wanted to, making criminals terrified.
Benjamin can transform into various aliens every day. The forms of Ice Ghost, Swamp Fire, etc. look very handsome. He crushes and playfully plays with his enemies, subduing them while causing them mental humiliation.
But what about me? I'm wearing a cute magical girl dress, waving a cute staff, but my torture isn't as good as Jason's close combat, and my tricks aren't as cool as Benjamin's. The contrast is terrible.
At best, he could provide a small "daddy" impact on the enemy, but this was only good for himself. Ever since he learned that he had become a daddy due to translation issues, Li Hua could no longer happily shout "Your dad is here" during his night patrols.
Because the sense of deterrence has decreased, some people now dare to whistle at the magic boy, obviously beginning to look down on Li Hua.
Although Jason later swung his bird-beak staff to give wings to several of the guy's teeth, Li Hua still felt aggrieved.
Li Hua had been wearing clothes for a long time. He had encountered such foul-mouthed enemies before, but back then, he could just beat them up directly. Now, because his dominant hand was injured, Li Hua couldn't directly join in the beating. Although Jason and Benjamin could help him, it was only a temporary solution. He had to make sure that this group of people didn't dare to underestimate the magic boy again.
And now, the door of truth slowly opened before Li Hua's eyes, and the solution lay within it.
A few days later, rookie policeman Dick Grayson was assigned to record a statement in a case while on duty. The suspect was brought in by the vigilantes last night.
Dick was used to continuing to handle the follow-up of his night work during the day, but when he and his partner walked towards the interrogation room, he found something wrong.
There is more than one interrogation room in the Bludhaven Police Department, and they are all in one corridor, where no one usually stays for long.
But today, Dick saw colleagues standing at the doors of many interrogation rooms, leaning against the walls, some of them waving their arms at their companions in a small circle.
"What's going on?" Dick asked a colleague leaning against the door of the interrogation room, "Are the people in there difficult to deal with?"
“It’s very difficult,” another officer replied, his voice changing, clearly trying to suppress his emotions. “It’s horrific.”
Several police officers throughout the corridor straightened up and covered the lower half of their faces when they saw Dick and his partner.
A red-faced police officer said: "It's too brutal. This is the first time I've seen such a thing in all my years as a police officer."
The officer, who had been waving his fist in anger, said to Dick sternly, "Newcomer, you're about to face something that will leave a lasting mark on your career. Don't be foolish."
Dick was dumbfounded. He was sure that no difficult criminals were sent over last night. It could only be done by the Magic Boys F3.
Considering the brilliant record of these three people...did they wipe out the entire black gang in Blüdhaven last night and throw the leaders over here?
Or shut down the casino?
Dick entered the interrogation room with his partner in a panic. He saw the suspect wrapped in gauze with his neck almost bent 180 degrees, his face pressed tightly against his hands. He did not look up even when he heard the door open.
As soon as Dick and his partner closed the door, the criminal, with his head on his hands, started crying and accusing: "Magic Boy is a perverted lunatic! Can you police officers please do something about him?"
"We in Blüdhaven are not like Gotham. We don't think those brightly dressed criminals can replace the work of our police. But we can't catch them, so there's nothing we can do."
The partner flipped through the information in his hand and found that the reason this person was sent in was because of "attempted robbery" and "attempted rape", and he smacked his lips in disdain.
"Rather than the daily work of our Bludhaven Police Department, I think you should explain your crime. When the operations officers arrived, the poor victim was also at the scene. She reported the crime directly on the spot. There are witnesses and evidence. What do you want to say?"
"I didn't," the suspect said, "but I'm going to report it to the police! The magic boy intentionally hurt me!"
Dick: "What did he do?"
"Theoretically, this kind of report should go through a different process... but never mind, I'm just curious. He's already confessed to his crime, so a few words of gossip are fine." The partner asked, "Why do you keep covering your face?"
The prisoner complained tearfully, "Because the magic boy ruined my innocence!"
Dick: ?????
What nonsense are you talking about? Li Hua is still a child!
My partner leaned forward with interest. "What do you mean? You're not saying you were raped by a minor? Just a reminder, the age of consent in New York State is 17. You might get sued."
"Cough... cough!" Dick was deeply shocked by his partner's shocking words.
"I'd rather be [beeped] by him! Please, I'll tell you everything, just don't send me to jail!"
The prisoner suddenly looked up, and under the incandescent light, one could see four large, colorful seals around his eyes and on his cheeks.
Two stamps read [Quarantine passed, slaughter allowed], and two stamps read [Looking for DADDY].
The prisoner burst into tears and said, "This thing can't be wiped off. I can't bring this into prison!"
There is bullying inside the prison. If he goes in with these chapters, he will really be found by "DADDY"!
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The author has something to say: Li Hua: Daddy, although I can’t appear on the stage anymore, I can let others become your scumbag’s daddy.
【Catch the bug three times】
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