Chapter 111 Brainstorming
"Sir, please calm down. This is the Bludhaven Police Station. You are safe."
Dick and his partner pinched their thighs at the same time, gasping in pain. They frowned, raised their hands to cover their mouths, and put on a serious expression.
Otherwise, they were worried that they would laugh out loud.
I finally understand why those colleagues in the corridor looked like that. I guess they were all like them now, trying so hard to hold back their laughter that they were going crazy, right?
Dick: "If you want to report the crime or need our assistance, you need to explain what the magic boy did to you."
The prisoner tightened his clothes and said, "Last night, the magic boy and a creature that didn't look like a human at all beat me up... The spot on my head was caused by them pinning me to the ground. This was definitely intentional injury!"
Dick: "In fact, considering that you were intending to commit unlawful harm to an innocent woman at the time, this cannot be considered intentional injury, but rather a courageous act."
From Dick's perspective, Ben and Li Hua didn't hit him lightly last night. This scum didn't even have a single bone broken.
Dick's police partner frowned, annoyed by the criminal's shameless statement. "So, if you're going to report the crime, your focus should be on what the magic boy and his accomplices did to you afterwards."
"Then the magic boy waved his staff, and a particularly evil wind bound me... or should I say tied me up? Anyway, the result was that I was unable to move because of that evil wind, as if I was grabbed by a pair of invisible hands."
At this point, the prisoner shrank back and unconsciously tightened his grip on his forearm.
"Then... you all saw what he did to me... but in fact, he didn't just do it to my face. He even pulled open the back of my collar and gave me a hand... saying it was a blessing, but even if I used my knees to think about it, I knew it definitely wasn't a good thing!"
Dick and his partner looked at each other and took a deep breath. "You've been at the police station all night. Didn't you ask someone to check your back?"
Prisoner: "Before I know what's on my back, I won't let anyone get close to my back!"
If the magic boy could print something as explicit as "Looking for DADDY" on his face, God knows what he would print on his back!
This piqued the curiosity of the two policemen: "So, I suppose you wouldn't mind letting us see your back?"
Obviously, the prisoner trusted the police more than his fellow inmates whose moral character was comparable to his own, and he cooperated very well by lowering his head to let Dick and another police officer see the seal on his back.
So Dick and his colleagues pulled open the prisoner's clothes and easily saw the brightly colored words on his back:
【E and go safely】
Dick: “…”
Another colleague: “…”
Well, it's a blessing, but the location and context of it... well...
Whoever came up with this seal is truly talented.
"Genius, Li Hua, you are simply a genius."
Jason studied the row of seals on the table and marveled at them.
"What about me?"
A six-legged, two-clawed creature, completely orange in color and covered with shells, that looks a bit like a crab, was waving its claws. Compared with its huge head, its slender waist had a metal ring that looked like a corset, and a green hourglass-shaped symbol was embedded in the center of the ring.
"Li Hua certainly provided a good idea, but I made the paint and seal using Brain Storm. Don't I deserve the praise?"
"Of course. How could I forget you, genius?" Jason said, his fingers caressing the orange alien's carapace. "I don't see you like this often. I never knew you were so talented in craftsmanship."
Li Hua: "When Ben said he was going to conjure up an alien that could provide technical support, I thought the spirit of the little warrior had returned—it was the race of Azmis."
Benjamin, now a master crab, was embarrassed and pinched the air with his free pincer. "Hey, I just can't find the DNA sequence of the little hero right now, and I don't know how to retrieve it. Please don't make it sound like the little hero is dead, okay?"
Jason was puzzled: "Aren't you the Little Hero? How can he die if you're still alive?"
"My alien heroes are me, but they are more than just me. They are not just data or tools to me, but my comrades and my partners."
Crab Armor Mastermind turned around and continued to make a new seal. No one noticed that his green fluorescent eyes dimmed for a moment.
"So when they were completely removed from the watch, it also meant that I lost them forever."
Just like the electric lizard who died at the hands of the shapeshifter because of his recklessness.
Li Hua noticed Benjamin was feeling a little down, and assumed he was down because he was no longer in his usual alien form. He consoled him, "But didn't you say the alien data in the original Omnitrix was simply replaced? You'll be able to restore it sooner or later."
Benjamin quickly returned to his normal self. "Yes, but Azmis said he can't unlock the master control program for me until I'm eighteen years old."
"Speaking of this..." Li Hua rubbed his chin and asked, "No. 666, who's smarter, Crab Armor Mastermind or Little Warrior?"
"How could I possibly know which of the two individuals in Benjamin's Omnitrix is smarter? It's said that the Omnitrix's selection criteria isn't based on the smartest or the best fighter, but on the longest survival. The Crab-Armored Brocatus of Incephalos IV and the Gavins of Gavin have been arguing over this issue for thousands of years, proving that the intelligence levels of these two races are very similar."
No. 666 said.
"Unless you ask both Benjamins to solve a difficult problem like the Goldbach Conjecture and then time it, I don't know."
The Goldbach Conjecture is one of the three most difficult mathematical problems on Earth in modern times. Even though Jason didn't know what the formal formula looked like, he knew it was difficult.
Jason cast a surprised gaze at the bright orange alien crab. "Is this creature so intelligent? How come I didn't sense it at all? Could it be that Benjamin's idiocy has hindered the performance of the Crab's Intelligence?"
Li Hua: "It should still have an impact. I think Ben's tone and vocabulary become weird every time he turns into Crab Mastermind."
Jason: "That's a British accent."
Li Hua: "...Why does he have a British accent?" Isn't Benjamin American? Could he have turned into a Crab-like Mastermind and regressed?
Jason: "Maybe it's because the British like to eat crabs. Summer and autumn are the crab seasons there every year."
"No, it's because it sounds more noble and intelligent." Crab Armor Mastermind tapped his head. "After all, foreigners always have some stereotypes of the British as noble and royal."
Li Hua was amazed: "I knew you were narcissistic, but I didn't expect you to be this narcissistic."
He even uses accents and stereotypes to add to the image. Is his idol burden so heavy?
"Oh, about that," said 666. "The Crab-Armored Brocatus are generally arrogant and conceited. Their intellectual contests with the Gavins are often sparked by the Crab-Armored Brocatus's dissatisfaction."
Crab Armor Mastermind knocked on his big head and said, "Please, do you really think that little warrior's little head can hold so much knowledge? If Azmis is really that smart, why does he need an assistant?"
Benjamin, who has become a Crab Mastermind, actually starts to think that he is smarter than Azmis?
Li Hua and Jason were shocked.
What kind of race is this? Pride is engraved in their DNA and is fully reflected in the super big fool!
It's a bit scary.
This thing...can't it be like a ghost and possess other people's bodies?
"I'm still Ben. Being stupid is just a personality trait, not an IQ. Just like how Azmis is so smart but still drives away so many assistants."
As Crab Armor Mastermind said this, he placed the seal he had made on the table.
"Don't be surprised. I'm just analyzing your micro-expressions to infer what you're thinking."
Jason cursed in his heart.
Benjamin even learned to read micro-expressions? Who taught him?
You know, when they were shopping before, Benjamin volunteered to participate in a game activity with prizes. After the game, a girl stuffed a contact number into Benjamin's hand and winked at him. After returning, Benjamin sighed that the wind and sand in Blüdhaven were so strong that even sand was blowing indoors.
Li Hua also thought about whether the girl was an official contact, or a fake charity worker who was looking for winners to donate, or she saw that Benjamin was an innocent student and wanted to trick him into buying student loans, or she was some group that specialized in participating in such promotions and wanted to recruit Benjamin.
After all, although Benjamin is not good at fighting, he is very agile. Jason said that Benjamin can be a part-time Robin just by relying on his agility and reaction nerves. In the end, Benjamin won them a TV without any surprise.
They were all highly intelligent aliens, but at this moment Jason suddenly felt how cute Benjamin's little gray frog form, which he had never seen before, was.
Although the only "little hero" Jason has seen is Azmis, and Azmis has a very bad personality, at least the little hero will not affect Benjamin's own personality.
It would be fine if I didn't know this big crab, but it's really creepy to see a familiar person suddenly change his personality.
Fortunately, the Omnitrix's transformation effect took effect quickly. With a flash of green light, the bright orange crab with a British accent disappeared. Benjamin, the silly mom in black shorts, appeared in its place. He opened his hands proudly and said, "See, I told you I'm still me."
Li Hua poked Benjamin's head and said, "Then why don't you prove the Goldbach conjecture?"
"Stop it." Benjamin slapped Li Hua's hand away. "I don't even know what the Goethe... Goethe... uh... Goldhertz conjecture is."
"Great, it's Benjamin the Silly, we're saved!"
"Resurrected! The familiar Daitou is resurrected!"
Li Hua and Jason were overjoyed, hugging and cheering. The confused Ice Ghost pups thought their guardians were dancing and flew over to them, dancing and chirping happily.
Benjamin looked at this chaotic scene and really wanted to ask:
Are you polite?
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The author has something to say: Crab Armor Mastermind, Brain storm literally translates to "brainstorming", and the original meaning is quite appropriate HHH.
The explanation of Crab's British accent and the reason for it are all from Wiki. After the fourth part, his accent changed to Austrian.
Wiki original text:
In Alien Force (part 2) and Ultimate Alien (part 3), Brainstorm speaks with a British accent. As of Omniverse (part 4), Brainstorm speaks with an Austrian accent.
The reason Brainstorm has a British accent in Alien Force and Ultimate Alien is because the British are stereotyped as being intelligent and royal.
Brainstorm's accent in Omniverse is based on that of Ludwig Von Drake,[DJW 1] voiced by Corey Burton in many Disney projects.
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