Mastering Cat Language Can Save the World

Synopsis: An unlucky female university student who can understand cat language VS a cold, aloof painter who is suspected to be a cat.

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On the eve of graduation, the counselor was busy urging students to find jobs. When she saw Chang Xile, an English major, submit "Supernatural Communicator" as a job application, immediately followed by "Cat Language Version," the counselor thought: "?"

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Chang Xile was a staunch materialist. One day, however, she suddenly discovered that she could understand cats.

"It's her!"

"She's our boss's wife!"

Chang Xile opened the art studio door, clearly hearing someone call her name, but there was no one inside. Only a fluffy cat's tail flicked lightly on the windowsill before it disappeared. Her boyfriend, An Ping, also seemed a bit strange.

That day, Chang Xile found a blue-eyed, long-haired cat napping by the roadside at school and clipped a pink bow onto its head. Later, she saw a matching bow pinned in her boyfriend's hair in the art studio. Something was wrong, extremely wrong.

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An Ping was a painter, but he always seemed detached from the mortal world, not understanding the rules of human interaction. Chang Xile told him:

"An Ping, remember, when you ask someone to do something, you should ask 'Is it okay?' to get permission; that's polite."

"Also, if you do something wrong to someone, you must apologize, understand?!"

A year later, when Chang Xile had already closed her eyes, the white-haired, blue-eyed young man leaning close to her suddenly asked politely:

"Is it okay?"

[Is it okay if I kiss you?]

Chang Xile sighed heavily in her heart, wondering why she hadn't taught this cat about the subtlety of Chinese people and "everything is understood without words" back then. She opened her eyes, her tone provocative: "What if I say no?"

An Ping examined her intently, like observing prey in his palm. Then, as if announcing a hunting signal, he lightly apologized: "Then I'm truly sorry." The next second, he kissed her.