Chapter 040 Jinjiang First Launch

Lame Brother took a breath of cool air: "You two are not in some perverted relationship, are you? This is illegal. Hey, hey, hey, we are still live streaming here. I warn you, don't get our live streaming room blocked!"

He Xiaohua didn't take it seriously: "What's wrong with live broadcasting? Anyway, you only clapped your hands, not people's faces, and the voice was processed with a voice changer. I also used pseudonyms. If we leave this room, who can recognize us mother and son?"

Lame Brother was so angry that he stammered: "Then you can't do this to your son. It's simply... treasonous! It goes against human ethics!"

He Xiaohua waved her hand: "Look at what you are thinking. I am not crazy. Nothing happened between me and my son. I just feel a little uncomfortable. Can you understand? Besides, I am not the only mother like this. There are so many conflicts between mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law in the world. Aren't they all because the mother-in-law regards the daughter-in-law as a love rival?"

"You——" Lame Brother was so angry that his heart ached. He covered his chest and said, "It's better if you don't want that girl. With a family like yours that is mentally ill, any girl who marries into your family will be pissed off to death by you!"

He Xiaohua pouted, "It just so happens that I don't like her! I had a good plan. I first tricked her into living in our house, and then told her that because she was pregnant, it was not convenient to hold a wedding for the time being, and that we could only hold it after she gave birth. I kept dragging her along like this, not giving her anything, and when she gave birth to the baby, the baby would stay in our house, and she would leave, and we would go our separate ways. How great is that!"

Lame Brother said thankfully: "It sounds like your plan didn't work?"

He Xiaohua patted her head in frustration: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault!"

"Everything was going smoothly. Miaomiao had been living in our house until she was five months pregnant. I thought, the cooked duck has already been stewed, it can't fly away, right? So my attitude began to become lax. A month ago, my son and I were enjoying the cool air in the yard in the evening, and Miaomiao was sleeping in the bedroom."

"She has always been accustomed to going to bed early since she got pregnant. That day I thought she had fallen asleep, so I spoke louder. My son and I talked about the future while eating watermelon. I planned to take the baby away from the hospital as soon as Miaomiao gave birth and leave her alone in the hospital. We would not pay for her medical expenses!"

"Just when I was talking about this, I suddenly heard some noise behind me. It turned out that Miaomiao was not asleep. She heard our conversation in the room and now she got up."

"I hurried into the house and said I was joking, but she didn't listen to my explanation at all. She quickly put on her clothes and left. I thought, she is a foreigner and can't walk far. Where else can she go? At most, she can find a hotel to stay for one night. When she runs out of money, she will naturally come back. So I didn't rush to chase her and let her go."

"But I waited until the second day, and the day after, but she still didn't come back. I was panicking. Master, I came to you just to ask, how is the baby in Miaomiao's belly?"

Finally, Lame Brother couldn't help himself and cursed at He Xiaohua: "You old beast, the girl is missing, but you don't worry about the adults, but only worry about your child?"

He Xiaohua said calmly, "Yes, I don't care what happens to her, but that child is from our family, I must come back! Master, do you think Miaomiao would abort my grandson in a fit of rage? But I have already inquired at the hospital in advance, and the hospital will not perform abortions on pregnant women who are more than five months pregnant. The man must agree, and she can't do it alone!"

Lame Brother suddenly thought: "It's really not right. Even if she ran back home and beat the child, her parents shouldn't let it go so easily. Normally, if people knew their daughter had been wronged, they would come to you to vent their anger. Why didn't she make any movement... Could something have happened to her?"

He Xiaohua became nervous: "That makes sense. It was night time, and the sky was so dark. She was pregnant. Could she have accidentally fallen into the water or fallen from a height? Oh, God, my grandson has pity on me. It's all this woman's fault. What did she scare away in the middle of the night? She even implicated my grandson!"

Lame Brother almost wanted to hit someone: "Look, are you talking like a human being? If you hadn't planned to harm her, would she have run out in the middle of the night? Now that she's in trouble, you still don't feel any guilt at all. Have you lost your conscience?"

He Xiaohua snorted coldly, "Young man, why are you so excited? Are you her mistress? What does how I treat her have to do with you? As the old saying goes, everyone has their own destiny. She came to our house and encountered such a thing. It's her bad luck. Who told her to be so gullible and agree to live with my son? It's a pity for my son. He has to work hard to deceive another woman."

Cripple Brother's veins popped out: "Old beast, if I wasn't afraid of going to jail, I really want to beat you up! Look back at your son's pig-like appearance, who else would be interested in him except the butcher? It's already a great kindness for the girl to like your son, and you actually think he can deceive the next woman? It's really unrealistic, a family like yours deserves to be extinct!"

He Xiaohua seemed to be used to this kind of scene. She said calmly, "My son is a little fat now. Don't look at him now. When he first went out to work, he was tall and thin, but energetic. The girls in the factory liked to peek at him. As long as my son musters the energy to lose weight, it will be no problem for him to find a woman again!"

Lame Brother couldn't help wanting to hit someone, so Bai Mian stood in front of the table and persuaded him to go to the back.

"There's no need to tell him. You're here to see me. If you have anything to ask, just ask." Bai Mian stood in front of Lame Brother and said calmly.

He Xiaohua smiled flatteringly, pulled her son's chubby arm and placed it in front of Bai Mian: "Master, please take my son's pulse and help us calculate how Miaomiao is now."

After taking her pulse, Bai Mian replied, "She is now in her hometown in the south. She is fine."

He Xiaohua breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh - that's good, that means my grandson is okay too? It seems that she plans to give birth to this child in her hometown in the south, but if she raises the child alone, I won't get a grandson, what should I do? Master, can you please help us calculate again, will we get this child? Will she give the child to us?"

Bai Mian thought for a moment and said, "You will get this child."

Hearing this answer, the mother and son smiled happily. He Xiaohua said happily: "That's great, everyone is happy! We got a child without any effort. This is all thanks to my eldest son. Son, you have worked hard!"

As she spoke, He Xiaohua touched Tang Yaozu's head.

Lame brother couldn't stand it anymore: "Are you sick? Your son doesn't have to be pregnant for ten months, he can just ejaculate easily, what's the hardship?"

He Xiaohua said proudly: "My son can deceive women, this is his ability. He speaks sweet words to that woman every day. Isn't it hard? Well, now that my grandson is fine, I can finally put my heart at ease."

She patted Tang Yaozu's hand and said, "Son, let's go!"

Tang Yaozu stood still. He pointed at Weng Xuhua and said rudely, "Isn't there an old doctor next to this fortune teller? Since I'm here, let this old doctor prescribe some medicine for me. Maybe it can cure my constipation and save me from waiting in line."

There were already seven or eight patients waiting to see the doctor standing in front of Weng Xuhua's table. Tang Yaozu moved his butt and pushed in front of Weng Xuhua with his waist, pushing all the people in the queue to the back.

The people in the queue behind him started to get dissatisfied and pointed at him and said:

"Why are you cutting in line, kid? Don't you see the people in line?"

"That's right, everyone has been waiting for a long time, how come you suddenly showed up!"

"Do you have any manners? I have tolerated you for so long!"

Tang Yaozu didn't even turn his head and said arrogantly: "I was chosen in the lottery, I have priority!"

The group immediately refuted him:

"You drew Master Bai's number, and we are waiting for Doctor Weng. These are totally different things, okay?"

"Hey, this mother and son are so shameless. You will see what kind of parents you are, and what kind of children you raise."

"I can't stand it. Is there anyone who wants to beat them up? Beating them up is like getting rid of harm to the people!"

Despite the curses coming from behind him, Tang Yaozu didn't care at all. He sat calmly on the chair in front of Weng Xuhua. This chair was wider than the one in front of Bai Mian's desk, and his butt could fit in it just right.

After sitting down, he put his arm in front of Weng Xuhua: "Doctor, I've been a little constipated recently, please help me."

Weng Xuhua put his hands in his pockets and refused to take his pulse, expressing his dissatisfaction with him for cutting in line with his actions.

He Xiaohua saw this and hurried over to help: "Oh, doctor, please forgive me, we didn't explain it clearly just now. In fact, my son's condition is very urgent. We had no choice but to cut in line. Look, my son is so fat, with big arms and a big waist. Even the scale at home can't weigh him. The upper limit of the family scale is 200 kilograms. After my son stood on it, the scale didn't show any number. Tell me, isn't it scary!"

Lame Brother sneered: "He ate like this on his own, no one forced him to do so, how dare you say that!"

He Xiaohua pretended to wipe her tears, "My son did have his own difficulties. Since Miaomiao came to our house, I made all kinds of nutritional supplements for her pregnancy. I personally brought them to her room, but she just didn't appreciate it. She said she was from the south and was used to eating light food. The food I made with heavy oil and salt was not to her taste. I had no choice but to give it all to my son."

"My son used to be a tall, thin and handsome boy. He gained weight in the past six months because he ate too much of the supplements I made. Although he is not very good-looking after gaining weight, I did not stop him. After all, as a man, he does not need to maintain his appearance after tricking his girlfriend into getting pregnant. I let him be whether he is fat or thin."

"With this kind of eating, my son weighed 180 kilograms when Miaomiao was five months pregnant. Later, when Miaomiao passed away, my son was so sad that he bought a lot of Coke and potato chips and locked himself at home to binge eat. When he went out again, the scale could no longer measure his weight. Tell me, how can parents not be worried when their children become like this!"

Weng Xuhua was so attracted by He Xiaohua's description that he forgot about their cutting in line. He leaned in and asked, "Then tell me in detail, how many days have you had the symptoms of constipation? What medicines have you taken?"

Tang Yaozu said, "Well, let me think... I used to have smooth bowel movements, but three days ago, I became severely constipated. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't have a bowel movement. Doctor, I haven't been to the toilet for three days. I'm almost dying of constipation!"

He Xiaohua helped, saying, "We went to see a western doctor, who prescribed a few laxatives, saying that after taking them, we would be able to go to the toilet immediately. But I checked online and found that this is a strong laxative, which may cause people to go to the toilet frequently after taking it. Some people have become dehydrated because of this, and the side effects are not small. I was a little worried, so I didn't dare let my son take it. So far, my son has not taken any medicine."

"People say that Western medicine is strong, while Chinese medicine is mild. We are here today, so we can ask you to take a look and see if you can prescribe some Chinese medicine to moisten the intestines and promote bowel movements. The medicine should not be too strong, so as not to harm his body."

"knew."

Weng Xuhua didn't say much and took Tang Yaozu's pulse expertly. He received many patients with constipation every year, so he was very familiar with prescribing such prescriptions.

Usually after Weng Xuhua took Tang Yaozu's pulse, he would pick up a pen and start writing a prescription. But today, he put two fingers on Tang Yaozu's wrist and did not move for a long time. The people in the queue behind him noticed something was wrong and gathered around. He Xiaohua also asked tremblingly:

"Doctor, please tell me something. My son is not suffering from a terminal illness, is he? Intestinal cancer?"

Weng Xuhua raised his head, his whole body trembled, the pupils of his eyes trembled, and he said in disbelief:

"My boy, you are pregnant!"

Tang Yaozu's eyes widened after hearing this. He Xiaohua asked again: "Pregnant pulse? Does it mean my son is pregnant? But he is a boy, doctor, are you sure?"

Weng Xuhua nodded slowly and heavily:

"I have been taking pulses all my life and have never seen a pulse like this on a man, but this is definitely a happy pulse, there is no mistake about it."

Tang Yaozu was completely frightened. He Xiaohua asked Bai Mian tremblingly, "Master, what's going on?"

Bai Mian made himself a pot of jasmine tea: "I was about to say that if you didn't give me time to finish my words, you would get this child——"

"But your son needs to give birth to him himself."