Chapter 041 Jinjiang First Launch

He Xiaohua was almost crazy. She rushed over and shook Bai Mian's shoulders: "What nonsense are you talking about? My son is a man. He doesn't have... without that organ, how can he have a child? You are talking nonsense!"

Bai Mian broke free from her hand, took a few steps back, and hid behind Lame Brother.

Weng Xuhua held onto the table, dumbfounded. He had taken countless pulses in his life, but had never seen such a scene. Facing He Xiaohua's violent insults, Lame Brother tried his best to block Bai Mian behind him. Although Bai Mian had said so, he still didn't quite believe it. He turned around and asked Bai Mian quietly:

"You're kidding, right?"

Bai Mian crossed his arms: "How could I joke about this? He is indeed pregnant."

Lame Brother was shocked, and felt that his entire worldview had been overturned: "But he is a man, how can a man give birth? I mean, he doesn't have a uterus, how can he conceive a child? When the child is born, where will it come out from?"

Bai Mian: "Obviously, the only place in his body that can accommodate this child is his intestines. The child is wrapped in a thin membrane and parasitizes in his large intestine. When the child is born, it will come out from the anus."

"Anus?"

Weng Xuhua and Lame Brother said in unison.

Everyone present was stunned, and everyone had an expression of "Who am I and where am I" on their face.

The expressions of He Xiaohua and her son were horrible. Weng Xuhua said, "That's too tragic. Other people's children grow up in amniotic fluid, but this child absorbs feces when growing up... With such sanitary conditions, how could the child survive? This must not be something that can be done by human power. Little disciple, do you think there is some mysterious power involved?"

Bai Mian nodded. "The girl they used originally lived in the southern border area. She was a member of an ethnic minority. Her family was large and numerous. One of their members went to Southeast Asia to develop and made a living by practicing witchcraft."

"After hearing the truth that night, Miaomiao immediately decided to take revenge. She immediately returned to her hometown, mobilized her tribe, and found her distant relatives in Southeast Asia, asking them to cast a curse on her."

"After learning about her experience, the distant relatives agreed to her request. They performed a kind of magic called 'transplantation' on Tang Yaozu, transferring the baby in Miaomiao's belly to Tang Yaozu's body, and using the magic to continue to maintain the growth of the baby. Before, the baby was still small, and parasitizing in Tang Yaozu's large intestine did not affect his bowel movements, so he had never noticed it. Now the baby has gradually grown and completely blocked his intestines, which has caused him to have difficulty defecating."

"In fact, after Miao Miao left, the child was transferred to Tang Yaozu's belly. But because he was originally obese and then overate, you all thought that his big belly was due to the accumulation of fat. In fact, he is starting to show signs of pregnancy. He is now a pregnant woman, no, a pregnant man."

"It's witchcraft? No wonder. We live in a small town and have never heard of such evil ways." Weng Xuhua was shocked. Today's events were beyond his understanding. Everyone in the room was talking about it.

It took Lame Brother a while to accept this explanation. After he figured it out, he laughed out loud:

"If you really give birth to a child through the anus, wouldn't that mean... your chrysanthemum will bloom?"

Everyone also laughed after realizing it belatedly. The only ones who didn't laugh were He Xiaohua and Tang Yaozu. He Xiaohua was still skeptical about what Bai Mian said:

"It's unbelievable that a man is pregnant. There's no basis for it. Why should we believe you? From the beginning till now, you have no evidence at all. You just made up a bunch of nonsense. My son is pregnant? I suspect you don't like us and are making fun of us! At least you have to show some evidence in front of so many people in the live broadcast room!"

Bai Mian spread his hands: "I can't give you this evidence. If you want to confirm whether your son is pregnant, you have to go to the hospital."

Lame brother helped out: "Yes, we don't have those large instruments here, can't you just go to the hospital for a B-ultrasound? No, hahaha, I forgot, your son's baby is in the intestine, you shouldn't do a B-ultrasound, you should do a colonoscopy!"

"It's not a big deal to have a colonoscopy, but if the test finds out, I'm afraid the doctors will be shocked. How will you explain it to the doctors? Your son will become the first male father in the country. All doctors will study him, and even TV stations will interview you. You will be famous!"

After saying that, Lame Brother even added with a gloating look: "After you become famous, maybe you can even endorse a baby formula product or something. I've even thought of the slogan for you - a real good father will give birth to his own child!"

He Xiaohua was so angry that her face turned purple. She and Lame Brother said angrily, "Hey, I just don't believe it. I just don't believe that my son is pregnant. You must have teamed up to play a trick on me. Son, come on, mom will take you to the hospital. We will do a colonoscopy now. If the results come out and there is no baby in the intestine, everyone in this room will have to apologize to me!"

She reached out to pull Tang Yaozu, but found that he had already been scared and crying. He wiped his tears and said, "Get lost. Who wants to go to the hospital with you? What if the test really shows that I am infected, and I become famous and appear on TV like he said? How can I live like a human being? I won't go to the hospital!"

He Xiaohua was so anxious that she was at a loss: "This... What should I do? Son, if you don't go to the hospital for a colonoscopy, how can I prove that these people are deceiving you?"

Bai Mian thought for a moment and said, "There is another simpler method. You can listen to your son's belly. If you are lucky, you may be able to hear fetal movement."

"Fetal movement?"

Hearing this, He Xiaohua's heart sank. If there was really fetal movement, it meant that there must be a living thing in her son's belly. If it was just stool retention, it would not be possible for the baby to move.

He Xiaohua wiped Tang Yaozu's tears, then put her head on his big belly and listened anxiously for a while. About five minutes later, there was a sudden and obvious sound from Tang Yaozu's stomach, and all his internal organs were shaking.

Everyone laughed and said that Tang Yaozu was experiencing fetal movement.

He Xiaohua knew in her heart that this sound was the fetal movement. After all, she was a woman who had given birth and had experience. After hearing this sound, her heart sank, but in order to maintain her son's face, she still said stubbornly:

"What are you talking about? What fetal movement? This is my son's burping. My son just drank Coke before going out!"

As soon as He Xiaohua finished speaking, as if to slap her in the face, Tang Yaozu's stomach began to make a series of fetal movements. This time everyone heard it clearly. These were fetal movements and no one could deny them.

Tang Yaozu was so scared that he burst into tears: "Mom, what should I do? There is a child in my belly, save me, I don't want to die, I don't want my butt to explode!"

Seeing her son like this, He Xiaohua stopped being stubborn. She changed her previous attitude and went to beg Bai Mian in a gentle voice: "Master, we are wrong, and you are right. You are a tolerant person, don't bother with us. I know you have great magical powers. Please cast a spell to break the evil spell on my son!"

Bai Mian waved his hands: "I can't help you."

He Xiaohua smiled flatteringly and said, "Master, you are being too polite when you say this. I understand. It must be about the red envelope. Just tell me how much money you want. I will do my best to get it. Even if I have to sell my house, I will give you a satisfactory amount!"

Bai Mian explained helplessly: "It's not about money. There is only one way to solve the black magic, and that is to make the person who cast the spell stop casting the spell. Instead of asking me for help, you should ask for forgiveness from the person who cast the spell."

"Miao Miao?" After getting the hint, He Xiaohua suddenly understood, "I understand. I'll go and ask her now!"

As she spoke, she took out her cell phone and called Miaomiao, but there was a busy tone on the other end of the line.

"Did she change her number? Or was I blocked?" He Xiaohua muttered depressedly, opened WeChat again, and sent a WeChat voice message to He Xiaohua:

"Baby, it's Auntie. Listen to Auntie's explanation. What Auntie said that night was really a joke. Auntie is old and confused. All the mistakes are Auntie's fault. Please don't blame Yaozu, okay? He is sincere to you. After you left, he has been shutting himself in the room and feeling sad. Auntie has never seen him so serious about any girl. Auntie can see that he has set his sights on you in this life. As long as you are willing to come back, Auntie promises to give you a grand wedding and let everyone in our town know about it. After you get married, Auntie will honestly help you take care of the children and never cause trouble again, okay?"

A long voice message was sent, but only a red exclamation mark was received. It seems that Miaomiao had blocked all contact methods for this mother and son.

Lame brother was amazed: "My God, you just found out that you have been blocked now, which means that you haven't even called her since she left? No wonder she cast a spell on you, you deserve it! Now the girl regards you as her mortal enemy, and you are still making big promises about your married life. How can she have a future with you?"

He Xiaohua ignored the ridicule of Lame Brother and asked Bai Mian anxiously:

"Master, you see, she has blocked me. I can't even apologize to her. Is there any other way to contact her now?"

Bai Mian glanced at the phone next to him: "She is also watching the live broadcast right now, and has recognized you."

He Xiaohua followed Bai Mian's gaze and saw the phone that was broadcasting live. She grabbed the phone from the table and put it on the ground far away so that the camera could capture her whole body. Then she knelt on the ground with a thud.

"Miao Miao, I really know I was wrong. It's all my fault for coming up with a bad idea. It was me who came up with the idea and told him to do it. Please punish me and let my son go. I only have this one son and he is my life. Please forgive him!"

He Xiaohua cried a lot in front of the camera, but Tang Yaozu's belly showed no sign of getting smaller. Seeing that this trick was useless, she gritted her teeth and knocked her head to the ground, scaring everyone.

She kowtowed again and again in front of the camera without a care in the world, each time harder than the last. By the end, her forehead was covered in blood, but Tang Yaozu still did not change.

Seeing that this trick did not move Miaomiao, she turned to her son and shouted, "Come here and kowtow with me!"

Tang Yaozu agreed hesitantly. He tried to get up slowly, but his butt was stuck in the chair and he couldn't get it out.

He asked for help, and a group of people surrounded him, grabbed his belt, and tried to help him pull his butt out.

The old wooden chair made a creaking sound as people pulled it. Weng Xuhua felt distressed and whispered, "This is the wooden chair I made myself. It has been with me for 30 years..."

The more Tang Yaozu tried to stand up, the tighter the chair got stuck. In desperation, he grabbed the edge of the table, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, trying to break free from the chair. However, with such force, the old wooden chair fell apart on the spot, and he fell heavily on the ground.

After the fall, Tang Yaozu suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He screamed and rolled on the ground. There was a faint trace of bright red blood seeping out of his pants. Weng Xuhua squatted down again to feel his pulse. As he felt it, his face changed:

"Oh no, he's having a miscarriage!"