Chapter 042 Jinjiang First Launch

Tang Yaozu was sweating profusely and slapped the ground vigorously. He Xiaohua panicked and rushed over to grab Weng Xuhua's hand tightly: "Doctor, what do you mean by this?"

Weng Xuhua: "It's a miscarriage. The baby in his belly was thrown and the fetus is unstable. Judging from his current condition, the baby may be born prematurely."

After hearing this, Tang Yaozu screamed like a pig being slaughtered. He Xiaohua's eyes widened. She regarded Weng Xuhua as a life-saving straw and grabbed him and said, "Hurry up and save him. Aren't you a doctor? My son will definitely not be able to be delivered. If this child really comes out of his intestines, his anus will be torn in half!"

Weng Xuhua said helplessly: "I am a doctor, but I am not qualified to perform major surgery here. In my opinion, the safest way is to send him to the hospital and let the doctor perform surgery by cutting open the intestine to take the child out. Although this requires surgery, at least the life can be saved."

Before He Xiaohua could say anything, Tang Yaozu started wailing, "I won't go. I don't want anyone to know about it. I don't want to be on TV. I won't go to the hospital no matter what!"

He Xiaohua had no choice but to comfort him: "Hey, dear, don't be afraid, we won't go to the hospital."

She turned around and begged Weng Xuhua: "Doctor, we don't need you to perform surgery. Can you give us an abortion pill? Just like on TV, let people drink the pills and the baby will be aborted. Or we can go to the pharmacy and buy some abortion pills ourselves. Is that okay?"

Weng Xuhua shook his head: "Only pregnant women with a small pregnancy can rely on drugs to induce labor. He is already six or seven months pregnant, so he must be induced. Moreover, traditional abortion drugs act on the female reproductive organs. Your son does not have those organs at all. Abortion drugs will not help him!"

He Xiaohua was filled with despair after hearing this. She turned to beg Bai Mian: "Master Bai, you are a master of metaphysics, you must have a way!"

Bai Mian spread his hands: "I have already told you that the only solution is to make the caster stop, but it is obvious that they are not going to forgive you, so I can't help you."

Weng Xuhua advised: "Let's rush them to a big hospital and arrange surgery as soon as possible. This way, maybe both the adult and the child can be saved."

Bai Mian reminded: "Master, don't worry about the child. It's useless. The child has grown to this size because of the control of the evil magic. Once the operation is done and the child comes out of his body, the descent ceremony will end in Southeast Asia. Without the evil magic, the child will be a dead fetus."

Hearing this, He Xiaohua was even more heartbroken. She covered her face and burst into tears, shouting: "My grandson, my son, it was that vicious woman who harmed you. I will fight her to the death..."

Tang Yaozu, who was lying on the ground, heard He Xiaohua crying, raised his foot and kicked her: "You old thing, you are just doing useless things. I am still alive, and you are just lying there crying about my death. Why don't you help me think of a solution!"

He Xiaohua stopped crying obediently and begged Weng Xuhua again: "Doctor, if you can't help him induce labor, can you prescribe some painkillers? Look at my son, he is in so much pain!"

Weng Xuhua said reluctantly: "Painkillers can only help temporarily, they can't solve the problem at all. Since the child has signs of premature birth, you should rush to the hospital and have an operation. This can be regarded as paying for your lesson this time."

After hearing this, He Xiaohua hardened her heart and called a few onlookers to grab Tang Yaozu's hands and feet. She said to Tang Yaozu apologetically:

"I'm sorry, son. Mom can't listen to you. Mom must send you to the hospital. They are right. If we delay any longer, the child will come out. Then it will be more dangerous. It is important to save your life first. As for whether it will be embarrassing or being laughed at, we can only consider it later."

As He Xiaohua directed everyone to lift Tang Yaozu, Tang Yaozu broke free from everyone's restraints and slammed his head against the table next to him, shouting:

"If you insist on making me go to the hospital and embarrass myself, then I'd rather die here!"

The pulse diagnosis case that had accompanied Weng Xuhua for more than 30 years was broken into two pieces by this collision. Weng Xuhua slapped his chest in pain.

Cripple brother coldly recorded the account: "Today's damaged items: a set of handmade wooden tables and chairs. How do you pay for the repairs? By bank transfer or in cash? Also, a reminder, don't commit suicide, at least not in the store. I don't feel sorry for your life, but I don't want our store to become a haunted house."

He Xiaohua stamped her feet in anger: "What time is it, and you still say this? Is my precious son not as important as your set of broken tables and chairs? I tell you, since my son refuses to go to the hospital, then we will stay here. Old doctor, I will hand my son over to you for treatment. If he dies here, it will be your responsibility. You will never have peace in your store again!"

"This..." Weng Xuhua sighed, turned around and walked away silently, took out his mobile phone and called 120.

Tang Yaozu got a bump on his head after the collision, but it was not a big deal. The real fatal thing was the pain in his abdomen. He covered his stomach and cried out in pain. A group of onlookers nearby laughed secretly and held up their mobile phones to record a short video for him.

"Oh my god, I'm lucky to be here today. If I had missed this, I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. A man is pregnant. Hehe, I want to see how he gives birth to a child!"

"Serves them right. The mother and son wanted to team up to deceive the uterus, but now they have hit a wall!"

"Who said men don't have empathy? Look at these guys watching, they're all sweating profusely."

"I really want to learn this evil magic. When I give birth in the future, I can let my husband come and I won't have to suffer. Does anyone know the contact information in Southeast Asia?"

"Great spell, I suggest you spread it more!"

Tang Yaozu was lying on the ground, whining and cursing, "Get lost, you bunch of stupid bastards, it's not your turn to talk nonsense! Mom, mom! Where are you? Why don't you help me think of a solution? I tell you, I can already feel the child stuck in my butt, and it's almost born, you think of a solution! If this goes on, the child and I will be finished. If I die, our family will be completely extinct. Tell me, what do you expect for the rest of your life?"

He Xiaohua wanted to find Weng Xuhua to make trouble, but Weng Xuhua had already gone to the second floor to make a phone call. He Xiaohua couldn't find the doctor, so she came up with a bad idea. She said to Tang Yaozu:

"Son, I've thought of this. We shouldn't use abortion pills, but rather labor-inducing drugs to hasten your birth. Since you won't go to the hospital anyway, you have to go through the birthing process anyway. In this case, only by speeding up the process can you feel more relaxed."

Tang Yaozu scolded, "Are you deaf? The doctor just said that these birth control drugs have effects on the female reproductive system. I don't have a uterus, so it's useless for me to take them. Stop talking nonsense here!"

He Xiaohua explained: "No, no, no, mom won't give you women's labor-inducing drugs, but we can use this principle. The child is parasitic in your intestines, which means that as long as there is a drug that can make your intestines move faster, the child will be born faster!"

Tang Yaozu finally understood what his mother meant: "You mean... laxatives?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" He Xiaohua nodded excitedly. She opened her handbag and searched. "When we went to see a western doctor yesterday, didn't the doctor prescribe a few laxatives? At that time, mom was worried about the side effects and didn't dare to give them to you. I put them away in my bag. Now that I think about it, this is just the right time to use it!"

He Xiaohua found a few white pills from her bag. Without saying a word, Tang Yaozu snatched the pills from He Xiaohua's hand, tore open the package, and swallowed them without even drinking water.

After he swallowed the pill, Weng Xuhua finished his phone call and came down from the second floor. Seeing Tang Yaozu swallowing, Weng Xuhua felt something was wrong. He asked He Xiaohua, "What did you just give him?"

He Xiaohua said proudly: "Lactation drugs, how can you be a doctor? You run away when something happens, and you have to rely on me at the critical moment. Seeing that my son was having such a hard time giving birth, I suddenly had an idea and used laxatives instead of expedited labor drugs to help my son give birth!"

After hearing this, Weng Xuhua was furious: "You are simply playing a joke with your son's life! Now the child is blocked in the anus, he is already in danger, and if he takes these laxatives, he will die!"

Seeing how serious Weng Xuhua was, He Xiaohua finally panicked. She turned around and grabbed her son's throat: "Spit it out, son, please spit it out!"

Tang Yaozu pushed his mother's hand away. The laxatives he had just taken took effect. His stomach was rumbling and his intestines were moving violently. Under the pressure of the layers of excrement, the baby was about to come out.

"I...I'm about to give birth..." he said with difficulty.

Lame brother shouted in panic: "You can't be born here, wait a minute, I'll find you a place!"

As he spoke, he took out a flatbed cart from the store, and together with a few people beside him, he moved Tang Yaozu onto the cart. Then he pushed the cart and ran into the public toilet not far away.

After pushing Tang Yaozu into the public toilet, Lame Brother ran away. Only when he ran back to the store did he breathe a sigh of relief and said loudly: "Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!"

He Xiaohua saw her son being thrown into the public toilet and hurried to chase him. Just as she ran to the door of the public toilet, she heard a shocking explosion from inside. She knew that her son had been born.

She walked into the men's restroom trembling with fear. Tang Yaozu was lying on the ground. He had taken off his pants and his lower body was naked. There was excrement all around him. In the far corner lay a small red thing. He Xiaohua walked over, picked up the small thing and wiped it. She could barely tell that it was a baby, already dead.

Several ladies who were using the toilet next door all ran out, shouting, "Oh no! The toilet exploded!"

He Xiaohua burst into tears and wrapped her grandson's body with her coat. At this time, the ambulance arrived outside the public toilet. The emergency personnel ran in and carried Tang Yaozu into the car. He Xiaohua also got in the car and left.

After the birth of the child, Tang Yaozu finally agreed to go to the hospital for treatment. In the ambulance, the paramedics repeatedly asked him how the wounds were caused, but he kept silent. The ambulance driver joked:

"Do you even need to ask? You're the type of guy who only seeks excitement. You don't care about the limits when you're having fun. When you get to the hospital, you say you accidentally slipped in the bathroom. Hey, young man, there's no need to be embarrassed. I've seen a lot of people like you. There are at least eight of them every month!"

Lame Brother leaned against the door of Cixin Hall, watching the ambulance go away, and grinned: "My good fellow, listening to that loud noise, this fellow really lived up to my words - the chrysanthemum is in full bloom! I'm afraid his entire lower body must be torn apart? Even if he is cured this time, he will be disabled. Let's see how this mother and son can hurt people in the future!"

Bai Mian also looked outside: "Don't worry, when they kowtowed just now, their mother and son's appearance was exposed. It's impossible for them to deceive other girls. But they left in such a hurry that they seemed to have forgotten to pay me for the consultation."

Lame brother said: "There are also the boss's tables and chairs. They haven't compensated for them yet. What a pity to lose that set of tables and chairs!"

Weng Xuhua waved his hand and said, "Forget it. I'll just give you another set. It's not something precious."

"So, who's next?" Bai Mian looked at the crowd.

A gentle man stood out from the crowd. His lips trembled and he seemed a little nervous: "Master, hello, I'm next. The scene just now was too exciting. I forgot what I was going to say for a moment. Let me think..."

"Oh, right, I remember now! I came to you to consult you about a strange matter," the man pushed his glasses and licked his lips, "Two months ago, the single old man next door married a paper doll as his wife, but after he married her, the paper doll... seemed to come alive!"