Metaphysical Chinese Medicine, Livestream Fortune-Telling
After failing her ascension, metaphysics master Bai Mian is banished to the mortal world, inhabiting the body of a young orphan girl who died prematurely. Taken in by an elderly Chinese medicine doctor, Bai Mian begins diagnosing patients and reading their fortunes to cultivate good karma.
Patient One:
"Doctor, my daughter’s rash came back again!"
Elder Doctor: "No problem, it’s just a food allergy. Let me prescribe some medicine."
Bai Mian (after checking the pulse): "Did your daughter’s rash always appear after her grandmother visited?"
The patient thinks for a moment, realizes the truth, and goes home to file for divorce immediately.
Patient Two:
"Doctor, I’m planning for a third child. Give me some vitality-boosting medicine!"
Elder Doctor: "Young man, your kidneys are too weak for another child."
Patient (furious): "Nonsense! I already have two children. I’ll destroy your clinic today!"
Bai Mian (calmly): "Why not do a paternity test for your two kids first?"
The patient’s face turns green, and their family becomes a trending topic on social media the next day.
Patient Three:
"Doctor, my child’s chronic cough won’t go away. I’ve been taking them out of school frequently. I’m at my wit’s end!"
Elder Doctor: "The child’s pulse is perfectly normal."
Patient: "Are you saying my child’s faking it? Just wait until I get home!"
Bai Mian (stopping them): "Before that, ask your child why they’ve been faking illness."
After learning the truth, the patient reports the matter to the police, preventing a crime from happening.
As Bai Mian’s reputation grows, patients flock to her clinic, and her name becomes a sensation online. People everywhere praise her as a miraculous doctor with divine foresight.
Reading Notes:
Female lead-centric story with minimal romance and a low-presence male lead.
Purely fictional and for entertainment purposes; please avoid overanalyzing.
Focused on plot and humor, so enjoy the fun!
