Chapter 326: My Life Is Not Your Game



"Hey, son, do you still want your computer?"

Late at night, my mother called to ask this kind of question. Ren Suo instantly became alert: "Which cousin has taken a fancy to my computer? Don't give it to anyone. There are important data in it."

Although Ren Suo has a desktop computer and a laptop in Lianjiang, he has always taken good care of the old computer at home, at least allowing him to play a few fighting games with his sister every time he goes home.

Not to mention that the old computer contains many archived games of old RPGs, photo data from junior high and high school, and most importantly, it contains all kinds of text, picture, and audio-visual media that Ren Suo has collected since the ** period, and even foreign games that have not been translated into Chinese.

It doesn’t matter if the computer is lost. It doesn’t matter if my relatives find my treasured collection and harm my cousins. But what if the news gets out?

Just for the sake of his cousins, Ren Suo had to persuade his mother not to deal with his computer carelessly!

"It's not a gift." Ren's mother said, "Look at what you said. Am I the kind of person who would sacrifice my son's property to please my relatives?"

"That's good." Ren Suo breathed a sigh of relief: "Then why are you asking?"

"I want to burn this thing. It doesn't look worth much."

"Why are you burning it for no reason?" Ren Suo was stunned: "That's a graphics card, not a gas stove!"

"What gas stove?" Ren's mother said, "If you don't have any use for it, I'll burn your computer and give it to your grandparents. It's too expensive to buy a new one. You don't use your computer many times a year. If you want to use the computer, why don't you just go to an Internet cafe?"

"Wait a minute," Ren Suo said, "You're going to burn my computer for my grandparents?"

Ren Suo's grandparents had passed away before he was born. Ren Suo's only impression of them was the names on the ancestral tablets and the black-and-white photos of their old faces.

But his family has never been superstitious, they might just burn incense and worship their ancestors during the Qingming Festival. And since Ren Suo went to college, he has even put this activity on hold. It would cost a lot of money and energy to make a trip to Lianjiang City and his hometown, Baiyun City!

Wouldn't it be nice to stay in the dormitory and play games during this time and vacation? When Ren Suo was playing games, he would definitely thank the ancestors of the Ren family from the bottom of his heart, just like thanking Qu Yuan.

Moreover, whenever he visited the Suo family, he would greet his grandparents and burn some incense to show his gratitude, which was quite a thoughtful gesture.

Why did Ren's mother suddenly want to burn the computer for grandparents? Even if she wanted to burn it, she should burn a paper one, not a real one.

Ren's mother: "Hey, son, don't you go online? Do you know Ren Neiser? He's the one who posted supernatural videos online. He's released a new movie! You can watch it online without going to the cinema. Do you think this person is crazy? He won't even make money."

Ren Suo: "I know Ren Neiser and have watched the movies he posted, so what does this have to do with my computer?"

“It’s all going viral on the internet now, his movies prove that there are ghosts in this world!

The dead may still be alive as long as we burn incense every day!

And they can also receive the houses, money and cars we burn!"

Ren Ma said, "Didn't you see at the end of the movie, those people were burning things to bless their living family members? Burning things for the living is useful, so is burning things for the dead! Burning things is not worth much anyway, so at least they have to live a good life in the underworld, with delicious food and drinks."

"Our neighborhood has been burning since early morning, and the smoke outside hasn't even dissipated yet. Everyone is looking forward to burning something for their ancestors so that they can protect themselves. Do you still remember Aunt Wang who lives upstairs from us?"

"I don't remember." Ren Suo was only at home for a few months a year, so how could he remember those gossipy people?

"The one whose son's college entrance exam score was 50 points higher than yours."

Ren Suo remembered that this was the seal-like lady he least wanted to see after the college entrance examination: "Oh, what happened to that particularly arrogant girl?"

"Her son recently gave birth to a granddaughter. She is the one who burns the most things in the whole building. She doesn't burn anything made of paper, but clay models, such as cars, amusement parks, cinemas, and gymnasiums.

I heard that her father-in-law loved to listen to crosstalk, so her son spent a lot of money to buy a wax figure of him and burned it. She also said that her father-in-law might feel lonely watching crosstalk alone, and her father-in-law loved to write articles, so her son bought more than a dozen fake figures to burn, so that her father-in-law could be readers and friends.

We are really amazed today that these dummies can be made so realistic.”

Ren's mother was amazed: "Her family spent so much money, just hoping that the ancestors would bless her granddaughter, her son, and her daughter-in-law to wake up casually. Of course, it would be nice to make a fortune and protect the whole family from all diseases."

"Wow, she wants to rob the ancestors of the underground." Ren Suo said, "So you burned my computer for..."

"Hey, your dad and I are not that kind of people." Ren's mother said, "It's just that everyone has come to worship their ancestors. Normally, we would burn things for fear of disturbing the neighbors, but now we are not afraid, so we burn whatever we want."

"Then buy some paper and burn them."

"We also have paper ones, including the latest model of mabook. Your computer is for backup use, as the elderly may not be used to foreign products." said Ren's mother.

Ren Suo didn't even bother to correct that Microsoft's operating system was also a foreign product. "Then you don't have to burn it so hard. Don't you have any requirements?"

"Although I don't have any, if our ancestors want to take care of our grandson, help your father and I increase our salary and benefits, bless your sister's academic progress, slow down her aging process, and increase her immunity, that would be great."

"You're asking for a lot." Ren Suo said, "You want to burn something and bless your whole family?"

Ren's mother corrected him: "How can there be a whole family? Doesn't this include you?"

Ren Suo: "Based on my age, was I given a gift from a PHS or a BP machine?"

"You are right, of course you are my biological child." Ren's mother said, "I only learned it from Aunt Wang."

Ren Suo was furious: "Auntie Wang prayed to the ancestors to bless her son's family! Look at other people's mothers!"

"You said it yourself, Aunt Wang is asking the ancestors to bless her son's family." Ren Ma said leisurely: "You are my son, what about your family?"

"Ren Suo felt something was wrong.

"Where's my wife? Where are my grandchildren?" Ren's mother said with great sorrow: "Your sister is in the same school as you now, and you are of the right age. Why don't you ask your sister to find a girl who is suitable for you among the students?"

"I'm not worried about your sister, but you're making your father and I worried, and our ancestors must be worried too. How could they be willing to bless you?"

"My hair is dry. It's late. I need to go to bed. Let's talk next time." Ren Suo hung up the phone decisively.

I didn’t expect that after not talking on the phone for a while, my mom has become smarter and this way of urging me to get married can even catch the attention of the public!

And he was sure that he couldn't find her on his own. Ren Suo was not convinced. With his charm, was there no one who would hug him and confess their love?

Walking from the balcony to the living room, Zhao Huo, who was packaging something, turned around and looked at him: "It's so late, is there anything wrong? If you have anything, just tell me, brother."

"It's okay, it's just a nuisance call."

Zhao Huo put down the sealed fantasy item, walked over and hugged Ren Suo tightly, as if he wanted to rub him into his body.

"Brother, I love you so much!"

Ren Suo, who looked like he had lost all hope in life, pushed Zhao Huo away and said, "Old man, stop being so cheesy. Just treat me to a meal and give me some spirit stones."

Zhao Huo wasn't even a bonder, but Ren Suo gave him a lot of things and didn't show any courtesy to him. Originally, Ren Suo usually asked for food, but now he felt that the food outside was not very good, so he decided to just give him a discount.

"I couldn't bear to buy several of the items you have here!" Zhao Huo avoided questions such as the spirit stones and said excitedly, "And you didn't even damage the packaging box. After packing it, it looks just like the unopened items. This makes it worth collecting!"

Ren Suo is not a second dimension person like Zhao Huo, who doesn't understand that 'original unopened' is almost as important as 'virgin' to them. He waved his hand and said, "As long as you like it, take it away quickly."

Ren Suo naturally opened a lot of the fantasy items he bought for the high energy ahead, but he didn't throw away the boxes.

He picked out some items that took up a lot of space and gave them to Zhao Huo. Unexpectedly, Zhao Huo also helped him deal with the boxes. He prepared the tools himself and repacked the items.

After seeing Zhao Huo off, Ren Suo realized it was still early, so he went online to check out the current news.

Before, he always went to the intranet, where discussions had a threshold. At least only researchers recognized by the state could speak. The topics discussed were naturally a bit highbrow, and they only talked about essential issues.

Now when watching the news, Ren Suo realized that the world has begun to dance.

The rich man spent 30 million to buy out the model museum

Lianjiang City Urban Management Bureau Notice: Open fire worship is strictly prohibited in the city

Shocking! The wife actually burned her husband

When I clicked on it, I found that it was another clickbait title. It was just that the wife took advantage of the ancestor worship craze to burn her husband's treasured Magic cards and melt the runes of her husband's LOL account.

I hope her father-in-law can find some card-playing and masturbation friends underground.

Ren Suo had actually anticipated this situation, but he didn't expect it to be so crazy.

This is still the situation in China. God knows how foreigners misunderstood the custom of burning things during the Qingming Festival. Big news will happen in a few days.

But Ren Suo had no interest in this: when he was playing the game, he had a vague feeling that there might be some reason why those villagers existed.

Not everyone can just stretch their legs and go to Taoyuan Village to enjoy themselves.

Therefore, he also treated the news as a joke, and when the time changed from 23:59 to 00:00, he immediately turned on the Small World game console!

This month's free game quota is refreshed!

You cannot upgrade the star rating if you have not completed the game

As compensation, unfinished games will have a minimum merit reward (all Small World game promotions, Nesser has the final right of interpretation)

Ren Suo was slightly startled, and saw a three-star game appear in the free game column:

Fighting Girl

This game is an unfinished game. Help the girl fight and defeat all the wretched guys with ulterior motives! This game has in-app purchase options, exclusive rewards: unknown, minimum merit reward: 100, game difficulty: 3 stars

A few months later, Ren Suo actually drew an unfinished game again!

But that time was different from now. Ren Suo played the unfinished game that time because he wanted to try something new.

Now that he knew what an unfinished game was like, and this game wasn't even 3 stars, he naturally lost interest.

Even though he wasted a chance to draw a lottery, Ren Suo wasn't too depressed because he still had two more!

Consume the Autumnal Equinox promotion and participate in the lottery!

Non-human

This game is an unfinished game, help complete the final transformation! This game has in-app purchase options, exclusive rewards: unknown, minimum merit reward: 120, game difficulty: 3 stars

"The next one should be the invincible auntie," Ren Suo's tone was filled with endless resentment.

Two unfinished games in a row? Did the astrologer predict that the production of unfinished games would increase significantly this month?

Ren Suo still has one last chance during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

However, Ren Suo is now in a dilemma: if he draws an unfinished game again, he will lose a lot of money.

Generally speaking, the promotion effect during the Mid-Autumn Festival is definitely stronger than that during ordinary solar terms. Although it cannot be compared with "free", it is still within Rensuo's tolerance.

Just when Ren Suo was hesitating, the system popped up a prompt:

Do you want to use the "Mid-Autumn Festival Promotion" as a price to draw a free game this month?

Note: Mid-Autumn Festival is a historical traditional festival. When consumed, it will trigger the special effect of reunion.

Reunion (exclusive effect for the free column): All alternative games will be integrated (including game mechanisms, game tasks, game protagonists, and game rewards). After the integration is completed, the game star rating will be at least four stars.

When multiple games are merged, the game protagonist will be randomly assigned.

The exclusive rewards and merit awards for the fused game are related to the fused game.

Because the fusion game has not been carefully designed, there is no character rating and no mission evaluation. You can get all the rewards by completing the game (but the total reward will inevitably decrease).

Because the fusion game has not been rigorously designed, there will be prompts for passing the game while you are playing. If you follow the prompts, you will definitely pass the game (but the total reward may decrease).

The final right of interpretation of Fusion Games belongs to Nesser.

After Ren Suo saw the results of the reunion, he felt a strong sense of conspiracy.

Although the disadvantages of fusion games are written in many places, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. The system will continue to provide prompts to ensure that this game can be completed!

Is it really a Mid-Autumn Festival gift package?

Or does Ren Suo need to spend a lot of money?

Although he was a little hesitant, the system guaranteed that the fusion game was above 4 stars, which was already the biggest benefit. His Qingquan Liuxiang Ring was crying out for help.

And he also wanted to quickly upgrade to a level 5 player and summon the collector to cook. At this time, every time he cleared a high-star game, it was equivalent to earning time.

How about believing that the Small World Game Console can do good things occasionally?

Ren Suo thought for a moment, and resolutely chose to use the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion. Promotions are available every month, but the fusion game may only be available once a year!

People who have lost touch with high tastes are easily deceived.

The soul of the hardcore gamer is burning! He wants to try this seemingly mysterious game!

Even if it's shit, Ren Suo will accept it!

You have used up the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion to win a free game

A 4 star game has been added to the free games section

Before Renso could see what game it was, the system popped up a prompt again:

The reunion effect is activated, and all the available games in the free game column are being integrated.

Small world fusion

Small world fusion

Fusion complete.

My life is not your game

"Yo, it seems like the name of this game is very unhappy with me."


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