Among the seven people present, Gu Yueyan was the angriest.
Her husband cheated on her with her best friend, and the double betrayal made her so angry that she turned into a stream of light and ran behind Ren Suo. She used the silver moonlight rope extending from the five fingers of her right hand to skillfully tie Ren Suo up tightly.
"We caught you on the spot. Six of the seven beauties who appeared beside you have become your women." Gu Yueyan said viciously, "Mr. Suo, you can't go on like this. When we return, we will have no choice but to..."
There was a strange light flashing in Ren Suo's eyes, the aura on his body was dark and unclear, and the blocked spiritual energy actually began to tremble!
A dark aura ignited in Qiao Muyi's body, and as soon as the thought came, a storm of fear swept across the whole place;
Ren Xingmei's figure blurred, escaping into imaginary time, and she had already launched an attack on another level;
Dong Chengling's eyes glowed with golden light, and his spiritual energy was shaking, like a raging wave, the heaven and earth collapsing!
Luna stared at Luo Xiaohei's pillow curiously.
Lin Xianyu looked at her with a pained face. This was one of the reasons why she refused to join the Ren Suo family. Every time this family quarreled, it was too damn exaggerated!
It's actually not so bad now. But if another ten or twenty years pass and Xiaotian and Xiaowuxia grow up, the fight will probably not be a 5v5 team match. A quarrel among this family will be equivalent to a natural disaster that can be made into a game by the Small World game console, and the whole world will tremble.
However, all the blockades by the wives were useless. A flash of light suddenly appeared on Ren Suo's body, and he disappeared from the sky in an instant. Lin Xianyu immediately turned to become a tainted witness and provided information: "This is an 8-star ability, the God of Heaven descending to earth. It can be triggered in any state. It can directly dispel all negative effects on the body and provide 5 seconds of absolute magic immunity. It has an 8-star priority. Aura spells below the eighth level are completely ineffective against him. Brother Ren must have escaped now using the "A World Away" skill!"
"He can't escape." Dong Chengling said lightly.
Qiao Muyi raised the corner of his mouth and said leisurely while sitting on the bed, "He doesn't plan to escape for long. He has already figured out how to please us... Don't be corrupted by his sugar-coated bullets."
"Absolutely not!" Gu Yueyan said angrily, "We caught him red-handed this time, and he will definitely pay the price!"
Lin Xianyu was so upset when he heard this. Is she a human or a stolen product?
"He asked to sleep in the same bed with us one day, and then he went to whisper to Xianyu. He bet on both sides and won on both sides. My brother's investment strategy is no worse than mine." Ren Xingmei chuckled.
Luna picked up the Luo Xiaohei doll and said, "Yuyu, I'll take this doll away."
Dong Chengling said, "We all have our own things to do tomorrow, so if this matter is delayed until next week, it won't be enough to deter my dear by then... We must resolve this matter before the sun rises tomorrow."
Lin Xianyu shuddered. Dong Chengling's words sounded as if Ren Suo would not see the sun tomorrow.
Dong Chengling said calmly, "Everyone, follow the plan we made before we set out and capture dear. There are only a few places he can go tonight."
"Wait." Lin Xianyu reminded: "The cooldown time of the ability of the God of Heaven is very short. Even if you can find Brother Ren, you may not be able to use magic to stop him from escaping..."
Dong Chengling smiled slightly: "If you want my dear to stay, you don't need magic. By the way, Xianyu, what are your plans now?"
Qiao Muyi said, "I'll take care of Xianyu's problem, you guys can go now."
Lin Xianyu's heart was filled with alarm, but before she could say a word of 'no', Dong Chengling decisively said: "Okay, then leave it to you, Xiao Qiao. Yueyan, Xingmei, Luna, let's go."
As the spiritual energy continued to vibrate, the four of them teleported away one after another, leaving only Qiao Muyi and Lin Xianyu in the huge bedroom.
Lin Xianyu couldn't help but hide in the corner of the bed with her pillow in her arms, but Qiao Muyi walked leisurely to open her closet. After looking at it for a while, Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Xiao Suo has played a lot of tricks with you."
Lin Xianyu played dumb: "What? What? Tonight is actually the first time that Brother Ren seduced me... the second time."
"Stop pretending. Xiao Suo bought a set of underwear for all of us." Qiao Muyi took out a backless maid outfit from the closet, crawled to the bed and approached Lin Xianyu, with a mischievous smile on her face that Lin Xianyu was quite familiar with.
Lin Xianyu trembled like a sardine being stared at by a shark, and stammered, "I, I might have been brain damaged by Brother Ren's charm spell, maybe four or five times? Or seven or eight times?"
"About three years, right?" Qiao Muyi suddenly gave an exact time.
Lin Xianyu was stunned for a moment, knowing that she couldn't put all the blame on Ren Suo, so she had to ask with a bitter face: "Sister Qiao, did you know about this a long time ago?"
"Well, how should I put it? Actually, you and Xiao Suo usually behave pretty well. The state of your relationship is almost exactly the same as usual, silly and silly, but..." Qiao Muyi lifted Lin Xianyu's chin and said with a smile: "Three years ago, I found out that you were no longer a virgin."
Lin Xianyu's eyes widened: "Can you see this?"
"There is a big difference between being nourished and not being nourished." Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "At that time, you were like... a salted fish turning over, shining and radiant, exuding the sour smell of love. Others might think that you have encountered something good, but I am the woman who rules the Lian Province Countermeasures Division."
As expected, she was the woman who made all the monks in the countermeasures division dare not speak out because of her dark history. Qiao Muyi's observation ability was almost unsolvable, and Lin Xianyu had no choice but to admit defeat.
"So... what are your plans?" Qiao Muyi leaned close to Lin Xianyu: "Are you going to be my bed-warming maid, my maidservant, or my personal maid?"
"...I choose to marry Brother Ren." Faced with this hellish three-choice situation, Lin Xianyu chose to accept her fate.
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Is this really okay? We already have five of us now. If you add us in, it will be six. There won't be enough space in seven days."
Lin Xianyu suddenly asked curiously, "What would you do if I told him I wanted to leave him?"
Qiao Muyi shrugged: "It depends on the situation. After all, you know all of Xiao Suo's secrets, so I must ask Xiao Suo.
If Xiao Suo also wants to be happy and separate peacefully, then it's good for you, it's good for me, and it's good for everyone.
If Xiao Suo doesn’t want to…”
Lin Xianyu: "If he doesn't want to...what will you do, Sister Qiao?"
Qiao Muyi leaned close to Lin Xianyu's ear, and her voice was as smooth and gentle as a venomous snake: "Then I will tie you up... and when he gets tired of you... I will let you go..."
Lin Xianyu's scalp went numb and his whole body was shaking with fear. Qiao Muyi suddenly laughed, "I was joking. Cheng Ling is at home. Xiao Suo is not that kind of person. Besides, it's illegal. I'm the director of the Lian Province Countermeasures Division. How could I do that?"
Lin Xianyu felt that among Qiao Muyi's words, only the sentence "I am the director of the Lian Province Countermeasures Division" was true. She really had the ability to put her intentions into practice and deal with all adverse effects.
Over the years, Qiao Muyi's feelings for Ren Suo have never changed, or rather, have become stronger and stronger. If Ren Suo is unhappy, it can only be because she has made Ren Suo unhappy. In all other situations, she will impose the Devil's Judgement!
Lin Xianyu quickly expressed her opinion: "I will be a good bride for Brother Ren! Definitely! Certainly! And absolutely certain!"
Qiao Muyi looked at Lin Xianyu with interest and raised the backless maid outfit in her hand: "Then you should change into this outfit."
"Huh?" Lin Xianyu was stunned: "Why?"
"Because he didn't buy it for me, but bought it for you, which means he thinks you are more suitable for this dress." Qiao Muyi said with a smile: "I want to appreciate the scenery he likes."
Lin Xianyu repeatedly shook her head to refuse, and kept backing away: "This, that, I wear this kind of clothes just to please men, not to show it to women..."
"Now there are only two of us left. Do you think your refusal makes sense?" Qiao Muyi leaned close to Lin Xianyu: "We will be sisters in the future. You don't have to be shy..."
"Sister Qiao, Sister Qiao, don't do that!"
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Ren Suo, wearing only his underpants, teleported out of the encirclement and did not stop until he had run far enough.
Ren Suo stood on the rooftop of the building, and after snapping his fingers, a hooded night suit with 7-star props - the Emperor's New Clothes - appeared on his body. He directly conjured up clothes on his body according to what he had in mind, but the clothes were only optical effects, not real objects, and could not be sold at a discount.
His decision to escape in that situation was not out of panic, but was made after careful consideration.
Although running away is shameful, it is really useful.
This is the life experience he has gained in the past ten years.
Once trapped in the siege of five people, Ren Suo would definitely be in trouble. He would probably be scolded to death, or even have to endure the continuous bombardment from Ren's mother and father before he would give up.
But as long as we escape successfully and then defeat them one by one, we can eliminate all the incidents invisibly.
When the five of them are together, Ren Suo will be endlessly stunned, slowed down, critically hit, or even taken away in a wave. But when they are alone, the killer Ren Suo can catch them one by one and defeat them one by one, and finally achieve a 1v5 comeback.
Based on the experience Ren Suo had accumulated over the years, he had already prepared specific strategies for each person.
The first one is Luna. Luna is the easiest to talk to. As long as Ren Suo lets her lick his fur obediently, she will tolerate Ren Suo’s mistakes like a big sister.
Then came Gu Yueyan. Even though Yueyan looked the angriest and most severe, Ren Suo would block her mouth without thinking twice and then use strong words to soften her. Yueyan would almost fall for him.
After that it was Ren Xingmei's turn. The younger sister was a little bit troublesome, so her brother Ren Suo had to go to her and act coquettishly, calling her sister before she would stop.
When facing Dong Chengling, he could only admit his mistakes and accept the beating. Generally speaking, as long as he did this, Chengling would forgive him, but if Chengling was still angry, Ren Suo could only use sugar-coated bullets like he did when he was trying to capture Gu Yueyan, but he had to follow the steps, admitting his mistakes first, then using sugar-coated bullets.
As for Qiao Muyi...Mr. Mu is actually the simplest, but also the most troublesome. Whenever Ren Suo does something wrong, Mr. Mu will punish him. The content of the punishment depends entirely on her mood at the time. Sometimes she only needs a kiss from Ren Suo, and sometimes she needs to make Ren Suo exhausted... Anyway, her punishment is very deterrent.
However, before sounding the clarion call for a counterattack, Ren Suo needs to solve his own problems first.
First of all, he ran out wearing only his shorts, so he didn't bring his wallet or cell phone with him.
It's not impossible to wander the streets, but Ren Suo remembered that he had something extremely important to do tonight and he had to find electronic equipment, so he had only one choice.
At home, rely on your wife; when you go out, rely on your friends.
After identifying the direction, Ren Suo used the maximum level of bond, "A World Away", to flash continuously to Tianlian District of Lianjiang City, and soon arrived at his target, a villa in a luxurious residential area.
There was no light in the villa, which made Ren Suo hesitate. If he fell asleep, Ren Suo would not want to disturb him.
However, when Ren Suo flashed to the window of the second-floor bedroom, he saw the light from the 34-inch monitor on the computer desk inside, and that guy was actually playing pornographic games with the lights off!
Ren Suo knocked on the window, and Zhao Huo switched the screen to the safe screen in almost 0.1 seconds before turning around to see what was going on.
When Zhao Huo saw Ren Suo outside the window, he blinked and looked at Ren Suo quietly.
"Open the window and let me in." Ren Suo mouthed to him.
Zhao Huo nodded, walked to the window, and stretched out his hand.
Draw the curtains.
Ren Suo's face was filled with black lines, and he immediately activated the "A World Away" technique to teleport inside.
Zhao Huo knew he had come in without turning around, so he sat on the computer chair and continued playing games, asking casually, "Why are you here so late?"
Ren Suo exhaled: "Don't be afraid of what I'm about to say."
Zhao Huo said lazily: "I am the leader of the remaining soldiers, Dragon King Zhao Huo, I will not be afraid."
Ren Suo was silent for a moment before he slowly said, "I am being hunted by my lover now."
Zhao Huo: "Which lover?"
Ren Suo: "It's not just one person, they are all chasing me!"
Zhao Huo took out his phone and cut out a picture: "Is this it?"
Ren Suo took a quick look and saw a picture of a latest model of game console. He curled his lips and said, "I'm talking about my lover! A person! Not a game console!"
Zhao Huo cut another picture: "Is this it?"
Ren Suo took a quick look and saw that the picture was actually of Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. He said helplessly, "I'm talking about a person! A real woman! Not the wife in the game!"
Zhao Huo cut through a few pictures: "Is that it?"
In the photo, a beautiful woman is casting a large-scale ice spell to freeze the tsunami. She is untainted by the mud, pure and innocent, and full of elegance and intellectuality.
Ren Suo almost had a concussion. "No, it's not Bai Ji! I'm talking about the woman whose relationship with us is protected by law!"
Zhao Huo said "Oh" and cut another picture: "It must be this one!"
In the photo, a girl in a shiny performance costume is standing in the center of the stage, dancing and singing. All the lights are on her and the audience is cheering for her.
Ren Suo rushed forward and slapped Zhao Huo's phone away: "How could it be Xiao Jiu! I'm being hunted by Cheng Ling, Mu Gongzi, Yue Yan, my sister, and Luna!"
"puff"
"What are you laughing at? I've tolerated you for a long time! Are you trying to cause trouble?"
Zhao Huo cut out another picture of a baby on his phone and said with a smile, "My daughter is born. I am so happy that I am laughing out loud. Is that not okay?!"
Ren Suo chuckled, "Oh, that's right, your daughter is born, how about arranging a marriage between her and my son?"
"Absolutely impossible! Don't even think about it!" Zhao Huo answered decisively without leaving any room for negotiation.
Ren Suo was not convinced: "Why? You know how outstanding my Xiaotian is. His personality is as good as mine, and his character is as good as mine. How can you still wrong your daughter?"
Zhao Huo snorted, "First of all, don't use yourself to slander your son. Then, Xiaotian is good, but if the top beam is not straight, the bottom beam will be crooked! I will never let my daughter marry into a family where the father has a harem!"
Ren Suo: "...are you fucking qualified to say that?"
Zhao Huo shrugged: "Anyway, I won't let my daughter get close to your son. If your son is influenced by him, he might become a harem king like you. I won't let my daughter jump into the fire pit."
Ren Suo: "...Don't you consider whether your own family situation will affect your daughter?"
The two bickered for a while before Zhao Huo asked, "Okay, stop interrupting my gaming. Today is the only day in a week that I can play games all night, and I have to catch up on some episodes later... What do you want from me?"
Ren Suo said, "I'm going to stay here tonight, and I also want a cell phone that you don't use, and I won't return it."
Zhao Huo thought about it and said, "Okay, but you have to have a drink with me."
Ren Suo was slightly startled: "Didn't you say you wanted to play games?"
Zhao Huo: "It feels better to play games when drunk."
When it comes to playing pornographic games, Zhao Huo is the real expert, and Ren Suo can only trust him, so he watched him bring a dozen beers. Zhao Huo scratched his head and said, "Oops, there seems to be no snacks to go with the beer."
Ren Suo summoned a bucket of fried chicken with the unlimited fried chicken meal: "Come, I'll treat you to a meal!"
Zhao Huo uttered a sigh, and the two of them silently opened the beer can and took a big gulp.
Drinking beer late at night in the hot summer is quite refreshing. Ren Suo exhaled a sigh of relief. Zhao Huo suddenly said, "I have something to say, but I don't know whether I should say it or not."
"It's not right to say that."
"But I have been holding back on saying this for ten years, and I must say it now!" Zhao Huo stared at Ren Suo seriously.
Ren Suo shuddered, thinking, could it be that Zhao Huo suddenly became a young man when he saw me coming so late at night? And he has been holding it in for ten years? This kid actually coveted my handsomeness for so long?
Dragon King, Dragon King, does that mean the full name of Dragon King is King of Longyang?
Could it be that he misunderstood what I said just now?
As expected, we should not talk about chickens, but be civilized. Now we are in trouble, and we can no longer be brothers.
Zhao Huo asked seriously: "I have always wanted to ask you, are you..."
Oh, should I kick him away or knock him out and pretend nothing happened?
"...Did you transform into a beautiful girl ten years ago and seduce me late at night?"
Ren Suo: "I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! It's definitely not me!"