Chapter 76 High Demand Boyfriend (Copywriting Recycling) Firing Boyfriend...
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Chi Leyou didn't sleep well the whole night, and the browser history left traces of his searches all night long.
Is it normal to kiss on the first day of a relationship?
[My boyfriend didn't react much on the first day of dating, is that normal?]
[Is a girl a kissing freak if she takes the initiative to kiss a guy on the cheek? Will the boyfriend be scared?]
【……】
He just can’t do it! He can’t!
"Pig." A voice laughed from outside the window, like a sweet cloud cake covered in icing. "The sun is burning your butt."
The god of sleep took control of the situation. The girl turned over in a daze and one of her legs hit the quilt.
There were three knocks on the windowpane, and the rhythmic sound of shouting accompanied the tapping: "Chi Leyou, Chi Leyou, Chi Leyou."
"You didn't answer me, and I opened the window?" the thief outside threatened. "Tsk, why don't you install security windows? I'll get someone to do it."
Chen Che moved the window away and reached out to draw open the curtains.
It was a sunny day, and sunlight streamed into the girl's bedroom, creating a triangular patch of light and shadow.
My sight caught a quilt with a twisted pattern, and the piglet was lying in the pigpen, soundly sleeping.
Her black hair obscured her delicate and youthful face. Chen Che's gaze shifted downward, focusing on the bottle of Liushen Floral Water in her arms.
Chen Che: “?”
Are there mosquitoes in spring?
The bedroom exudes a girlish atmosphere, with a whole cabinet of books and Jellycats neatly lined up on the bookshelf, like goblins guarding Gringotts.
Oh, yes, my girlfriend is a top student. Chen Che is proud of it.
Looking carefully again, I found that two-thirds of the bookshelf was filled with comics.
“…” The smile froze.
The desk against the wall was not far from him. He leaned against the window frame and admired the photos pressed under the glass table.
The zoo, the Great Wall, the Terracotta Warriors, the Ice and Snow World, Ou Duan struggled to hug the banyan tree with her arms, rode on her young father's shoulders to admire the lanterns, sat in the imperial lotus and pretended to be Shancai and the Dragon Girl... The little girl was like a wandering monk, taking in the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland.
Fortunately, Lazy Pig had a carefree childhood and tasted the sweetness of life.
He rested his chin on his forearm and climbed over the wall to peek at the girl. He was the stupid son of the landlord.
"If you don't get up, I'll eat all your breakfast."
Shen Che remained silent. After all, she was the master. Even if the maid was dissatisfied, she could only curse in her heart.
"I'll do another eating show and I'll piss you off to death."
"You haven't adjusted to the time difference yet? You can't sleep anymore."
Chi Leyou was awakened by the sound of people. She opened her sleepy eyes and a few rays of spring light leaked in through the blackout window. She floated in the light. She opened her eyes wide and suddenly a head appeared in her field of vision.
“!!!”
She jumped out of bed, grabbed the Liushen floral water, and walked to the window angrily.
"I'll let you scare me, I'll let you scare me!"
Something terrible is happening. His girlfriend is furious and wants to hit him with a weapon.
"I didn't mean to scare you." Chen Che confiscated her tools. "The sun is hurting your eyes. I wanted to close the curtains."
He was honest and simple, like a big golden retriever misunderstood by his owner, with a misty and moist look on his face.
Chen Che stood on tiptoe, holding the window frame with one hand, and wanted to touch her head with the other hand——
A bit out of reach.
"You're shorter."
"What do you want to do?" Chi Leyou had been holding it in all night, and turned her eyes away stiffly, deliberately avoiding looking at him.
He bent his fingers and tapped the window glass: "I'm shorter than you."
"Hmph, goblin." She snorted softly, her shaggy head nuzzling into the crook of his neck. It was only the second day of their relationship, and she was already feeling annoyed. How could she not care about her image? But then she thought, if Chen Che disliked her, she would just kick him off her boyfriend list.
The messy-haired girl found a comfortable spot under his neck. Chi Leyou hummed vaguely: "I haven't washed my hair yet, it will stink to death."
"Yes..." The sweet smell of shampoo filled her nose, and Chen Che teased her deliberately, "It smells like rotten eggs."
The girl's face suddenly turned red, and she raised her head unreasonably - bang, her head hit him in the face.
The enemy caught him off guard.
The young master reluctantly jumped off the flower bed and helplessly shouted to the figure behind the window: "Is your head a shot put?!"
The curtains were drawn and the enemy troops retreated into their bunkers.
He laughed angrily and looked down at the "tool" in his hand.
"Oh, you don't want the toilet water?"
Chi Leyou leaned out of the window and saw the man downstairs babbling loudly, his arms raised high, as if throwing a grenade.
The bottle of Liushen Cologne that she had hated all night was now in his palm - his enemy used his slender knuckles to tightly grip the narrow bottle mouth.
Chi Leyou's face turned even darker.
Shen Che: “Why are you ignoring me?”
The girl pushed the curtain back and ignored him.
Outside the window, the voices fell silent, and everything returned to silence. On the inner streets of the residential complex, vendors hunched over their tricycles, their loudspeakers blaring a looping message: "Recycling used air conditioners and old appliances."
The well-dressed young master and the sweaty peddler looked at each other, and it was hard to tell who was more embarrassed.
The shouting gradually faded away.
The curtains were drawn open, and the girl, who had finished washing up, hurriedly changed her clothes and looked down. "Why aren't you talking?"
Beside the flowerbed, on the blue brick pavement, the once arrogant young master stood obediently as punishment. Confused, he suddenly realized, "Oh, I don't know what capital crime I've committed, but my baby is ignoring me, and I absolutely cannot ignore her. I'll change, okay?"
He is like the flowing spring shade, blocking all the bad weather.
The depression that had accumulated all night was inexplicably dissipated.
"Who's your baby?"
"Whoever speaks is the one."
The moment he raised his head, the curtains opened wider and the twisted ghost hid behind the window shadow.
"I sprained my ankle..." The young master acted pitifully.
The girl nimbly disappeared.
Tap... tap tap, a messy sound of footsteps was heard in the corridor, and a clear shadow suddenly emerged from behind the unit door, like a brave baby bird just out of the nest, spreading its wings and flying towards the unknown world without any hesitation.
"Where does it hurt?" She squatted down, gently folded his trouser legs, and stroked the skin under the edge of his socks with her fingertips. "Ankle?"
broken.
There must be something missing from his brain, he's been playing the victim too much.
"Don't look at it."
"Don't move, I'll just take a look."
Chen Che didn't want her to see the flaw, so he didn't lie: "I have athlete's foot."
Chi Leyou raised his voice: "Chen Che."
"...I'm ticklish." Afraid she wouldn't believe him, he proved himself, "Really? Don't touch me."
"Who wants to touch you! That's an inspection!" Whatever words come out of his mouth will be inexplicably filtered with a pink and charming layer.
At 9 o'clock, the kindergarten opposite Jinzheng Community closed its gate, and the old man in the message room was responsible for locking the side door.
"Oh! Uncle Zhao!" Chi Leyou was anxious. He slowly closed the iron gate and locked it, isolating Chen Che's black car outside the door.
She jumped faster than a deer. Afraid that she would fall, Shen Che stepped forward and said, "Don't run."
He overtook Chi Leyou, threw her on him, and caught up with Uncle Zhao's electric scooter.
"Uncle Zhao, please help me open the side door. My car is outside."
He turned around, like a big golden retriever leaping into the air and catching a frisbee, begging for praise from his owner.
The girl seemed to be lost in thought, her gaze moving down from his face inch by inch until it stopped at his ankles.
"My boyfriend is very agile."
It's over.
"I just sprained it, but it's fine now."
"Doctor Shen, please go open an orthopedic clinic near the ski resort." Chi Leyou rolled her eyes at him, "An ankle sprain healed in three minutes. It's a medical miracle."
“…”
Uncle Zhao opened the side door and saw Chi Leyou walking back to the community in the opposite direction. He winked at Chen Che and said, "Young man, hurry up and chase him. There's no one in the message room. I have to lock the side door."
He gave her a few more pointers: "I watched that girl grow up, she has a very good temper."
Chen Che thanked her. The girl disappeared behind the building, the speed of the men's 100-meter sprint at the World Championships. He walked around the building and once again locked onto that slender figure, the folds of her clothes catching the sunlight.
She walked diagonally to a moped.
Shen Che also stopped.
The tall, insect-antenna-shaped rearview mirror of the electric bike reflected the man's slender figure.
Chi Leyou jogged off——
Chen Che was quicker than her, grabbing the girl's leg with one hand. After a cry of surprise, she was already suspended in the air, her hands forced to hold onto his shoulders for balance.
"Counter-detection technology needs to be improved."
Chi Leyou glared: "Put me down!"
Chen Che raised his head, holding her firmly in his arms, and scratched the tip of her nose with his fingers: "Please fasten your seatbelt, this uncooperative passenger. I walked two miles with the pig on my back yesterday, and it's in low battery mode."
The girl looked unhappy, but she stopped kicking her legs.
The breeze brings a romantic atmosphere.
Uncle Zhao closed the side door with a smile and hummed in broken English: "DT in the house~"②
Chen Che carried Chi Leyou and stuffed him into the car.
The moment their foreheads touched, he said in a hoarse voice, "Baby, don't ignore me."
On the first day of their relationship, the young master went home to burn incense and take a bath, then devoutly held up his phone to video chat with his girlfriend.
His girlfriend dismissed him with a single sentence: "I'm tired and want to sleep."
He doesn't understand love.
He needs his baby not to ignore him and to talk to him at any time, even if it is an emoticon of a gorilla spreading his hands. He can see his lovely girlfriend spreading her hands at him through the bald gorilla.
You can even ask him to pick the stars in the sky.
Sang Shi calls him a "high demand boyfriend", but Shen Che doesn't understand.
Sang Shi translated it as "a jerk who needs a nurse to heal him the whole time", and Chen Che told him to get lost.
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In the cramped space inside the car, Chi Leyou met a pair of red eyes.
Wild, lustful, and thirsty, like an eagle that has been enduring for a long time and is about to go berserk.
She was inexplicably nervous, pressed against his chest, and resisted: "Don't come over here!"
With a click, a booklet fell out from the cross-body bag.
Chen Che picked up——
The Diary of a Part-time Worker
Day 1: I went to work at my rich sister's house. She was kind and beautiful, but her little dog was naughty. She beat him!
He was a little confused: "My mother doesn't have a dog."
Chi Leyou: "Give it back to me."
"I want to know more about my little treasure." He said earnestly, "Can I see it?"
Chi Leyou glanced at him and the familiar feeling came back.
He lowered his eyes, his long, fluffy eyelashes covering his face. The arrogance and rebelliousness he displayed in front of others disappeared completely. He was completely defenseless in front of her, like a puppy wandering the streets on a rainy night, looking at her with wet eyes.
My sour heart felt soft, as if it was falling into the clouds.
"Okay." She was probably confused.
Day 2: I ran into a puppy while working at the mall. I had a great time working for 3 hours. Sister, do you know your brother is secretly working? Give him more pocket money, sister.
Day 5: Working part-time as an extra with him. Turns out he has a chronically ill mother, a gambling addict father, and a remarried mother. Woohoo, hell has begun, but don't cry, little dog. My sister dotes on him!
Chen Che couldn't believe it, picking apart every word. "Long-sick grandma? My grandma once caught a nagging old man at the senior university. A gambler's father? My dad was more of a gambler than a gambler. My mom... remarried?! Don't believe those tabloids, they're all bullshit."
Chi Leyou's eyes darted left and right: "Have you seen it? You can give it back to me now."
“I want to watch it with the baby.”
“…”
Her big, high-need baby grabbed her and held her close.
The world was spinning, as if I had sunk into a soft lazy sofa.
"Working Diary of a Young Scholar" is not really a diary, but more like a little girl's notebook.
Some cute little paintings. A puppy encountered by the roadside, a goose spreading its wings to chase her... a peeled milk tea label, the last leaf at the end of autumn and the winter solstice.
Gradually, the concentration of "Chen Che" increased.
"What is this?" The young master pointed at a candy wrapper.
"The gum you gave me."
"What about this?" Chen Che's eyes fell on the coffee receipt on the notebook.
"You bought me a Double Double, and the receipt fell out of the takeaway bag."
Chen Che was stunned, closed the notebook, and looked closely at the paper cover.
Red maple leaves.
"Could this be?"
"Yeah, Tims takeout bags."
Chen Che's tone was slightly hesitant: "How did you collect these..."
His rags.
"Because it's what you gave me," she said with a smile, "A good memory is not as good as a bad pen. I want to remember everything about you."
Chen Che tilted his head and caught a glimpse of half a smiling face. She leaned a little further, and the dimple playfully slid out.
He leaned forward slightly, his lips brushing against her dimple, and pecked at it. It was like a simple dish of porridge, tasteless. He unconsciously probed, scraping the dimple lightly with the tip of his tongue.
The best maple syrup in the Maple Leaf Country cannot compare to the sweetness of this moment.
Turn to the last page of the notebook.
Day99: He confessed to me, he likes me? Is he crazy?! Is he worthy of his sponsor? He eats her and uses her! I love him so much! I am so confused! If you raise a dog, it will wag its tail for you, but raising him will only make you cry!
Day 100: Blank.
The young master took a few minutes to digest it.
A chaotic pheromone storm formed a traffic jam in my mind. No, this wasn't a traffic jam. Fahai flooded Jinshan Temple, a plane crashed into a building, a meteorite entered low-Earth orbit, and it was still 400 years away from Earth. The abominable Trisolarans had found a wormhole and were going to attack Earth tomorrow.
The sky is falling!
Chen Che raised his eyes from the blank page and looked at Chi Leyou in disbelief: "Am I a madman or a dog? Where did the sponsor come from? It's fine if you scold me, but you also slander me as a duck?!"
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