"...You can't just go to the bathroom casually. Are you sure you want to go there if it's haunted?"
"Just go in quickly, Ji Nianqin."
"Oh my god! This latrine really seems to be haunted. Otherwise, why would there be a person with disheveled hair? I'm not going in. Empress, please go in by yourself. I guess you know them. Anyway, all the people in here are empresses from the Ming Dynasty."
"Ji Nianqin, you little bitch, don't scare me. I don't know everyone, do you hear me? I really don't know some people's words, like this one."
"Empress, why did you wet your pants?"
"Don't tell my son about this after you get out."
"Empress, I have to say this. Otherwise, I feel like your underwear is really cold. The key is that we are going out later and we really need to be blown by a strong wind. After all, today's weather forecast also said that it is really super cold. If you catch a cold again, the prince will blame me. I am not afraid of him, but he always nags and it makes me upset. So, Empress, please just treat it as a favor."
"Are you crazy? My hair is just too long. As for you talking about it for so long that you even wet your pants? Haha."
"You're not a ghost? Even if you're a human, you can't be so proud. Can you cut your hair? I think your head is quite suitable for hairpins. If you don't like it, just put it up. It always gets super long, even reaching your heels. That makes it inconvenient for you to go to the toilet, right? Huhu, you scared me to death. Fortunately, my little heart is completely healthy, otherwise I would have been scared to death by you. You said you were squatting to go to the toilet and you were fine, why did you suddenly stand up? Did you wipe your butt? Are you here just to scare people?"
"Hey, Ji Nianqin, I didn't expect you to be so powerful?"
"Empress, are you okay? I'm not saying anything bad about her, but it's really infuriating. How can she dislike long hair and just put it all over her face when going to the bathroom? Isn't it horrifying? I guess even horror novels wouldn't dare to write about it. Plus, we're in a cemetery now. She almost paralyzed me. Luckily I was leaning against the door. Empress, are you okay?"
"What do you mean? Speak Mandarin."
"Are you done yet?"
"I was done a long time ago, but you can't tell my son that I wet my pants."
"That's definitely not going to work. I'm just stubborn."
"What if I spare your life? You know, you've been contradicting me time and again, calling me a fool and all that, and I haven't punished you for anything. If that happened in ancient times, you'd have lost your head a hundred times."
"Empress, I thought it was a good thing. It doesn't matter. You can deal with it as you please. Anyway, my mother and I will definitely not go back, hahaha."
"Ji Nianqin, don't be too proud. You should know that your good friend went back some time ago. If I can't cure you, I can cure her."
"Empress, please don't do that. People are already annoyed by you. If you continue to do something annoying, it will be easy for them to kill you."
"What? Are you saying she's planning a rebellion?"
"I didn't say that, but she will definitely hold you accountable for turning her brother, my good brother Cao Haoyu, into a little black man."
"Her brother is not dead. Besides, it's none of my business."
"Queen, stop pretending. It's because of you that she made me..."
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