"Door God? Look, it's a door god."
"What did you say? Come here, you bastards! No, no, I'm swearing! I mean, you little cuties, can you please stop making noise? Hahaha, I'm just walking, not a door god. If you don't have this kind of decoration at home, you can buy it at the mall."
"What's that thing stuck in your head? It looks like a cockscomb."
"What's wrong with the cockscomb? You kids only know how to make fun of others. Believe it or not, I'll give you a gentle pinch on the cheeks. I really like you. Don't show up in front of me again, okay?"
"Auntie, I can tell you're lying. If you really like us so much, why don't you want us to appear in front of you again?"
"Hahaha, you clever little devils, you better stay away from me and don't follow me. By the way, I have a piece here called stay away from me. I'll give you one, one for you, and one more for you."
"Auntie, what is this?"
"Brooch, very fashionable, isn't it?"
"Auntie, we think it looks good on your head."
"Then take a look, hahaha. You can also stick it on your forehead or hair. Just like me."
"Aunt."
"Call me sister."
"You are not my sister. You look too old. Hahaha. You look like an old witch who can't get married."
"Can you say that again?"
"It's so ugly. From this perspective, it looks like there's 360 degrees of blind spot from the side."
"Is anyone taking care of you kids? Huh?"
"Actually, you know exactly what I want to say..."
"Wait, I heard the prince talking, you two help me cover for him."
"Stay away from us and don't pull us."
"Shh!"
Unexpectedly, Ji Nianqin staggered and actually stuck her body to the prince, and then, she saw the prince holding two little boys.
"Wait, you should kiss me, Prince, you really made a mistake."
"Ji Nianqin, what are you doing here? Stay away from me."
"Advisor, advisor, where are you? Come over here and take a look. The thing you've been researching isn't working properly. There are serious quality issues, advisor."
"Ji Nianqin, look back again."
"Prince, why are you so close to me?"
"I'm kidding you. In fact, none of the counselor's research is useful. Only a fool would believe it."
"You mean, you're stupid."
"I'm not, I'm not a fool, you are the fool."
Immediately afterwards, Ji Nianqin and the prince moved closer and closer, and all the children beside them had their eyes covered.
"It's not a good influence. Are you going to kiss me?"
"No, I see the hairpin on your head is worn crookedly, how can you be so delicate?"
"Who said I want to be delicate?"
"I just heard it outside the company door."
"Prince, didn't you say you were at work, delivering a package? It turns out you weren't there at all. You were just standing by the door. Is that right?"
"I didn't hear anything. I don't know who mentioned the door god, but you look a bit like one. Comb your hair when you come out next time. Your hair is stiff. As the saying goes, lazy people poop and piss a lot. That's what your hair is like."
"It sounds so awkward to me, like I'm using something to irrigate..."
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