"Uncle, how do you use this tool that you use to kiss me?"
"Why are you asking these questions, kid?"
"I want to use it for our cat and dog, to see what their babies will look like."
"That's impossible. It's a crossbreeding."
The strategist was surrounded by a group of children. I guess his research can only fool children.
"Laughing at the kids? But the strategist's invention is a simple magical device. Just put it on your belly and it'll work like a charm. If you don't believe me, try listening. You can actually hear the fetal heartbeat. Wow, it really works."
"I'm asking you, whose child is it? Ji Nianqin, you're actually pregnant with someone else's child. I think you're really lawless."
"No, no, you misunderstood the prince. You absolutely misunderstood. How could I be that kind of person? Hahaha. It seems that these junks like counselors are only fit to appear in the garbage dump. They have to cause trouble to others. I don't know if they are dry garbage or wet garbage."
"Ji Nianqin, whose child is this in your belly?"
"Prince, I've already said it, I didn't, I really didn't."
"That's right, the baby in your belly can only be mine."
"Prince, hearing you say that, like a domineering CEO, I feel strangely happy. So this is what it feels like to be in love. Your face always feels hot."
Before Ji Nianqin finished speaking, a young couple in front of her was worrying about when to get their marriage certificate.
"I've been with you for years, and you haven't even gotten married yet. People online are scolding you, saying you're irresponsible and asking me to break up with you."
"If netizens scold you, why don't you just confront them directly?"
"When I'm free, I'll take the initiative to message you, but you never message me. That's the difference between us. You never think about getting to know me first, but I always like to focus on you first, so I'm hurt the most. What should I do? Well, I'm hurt the most, but you're standing in front of me unscathed. This doesn't make sense. I'm supposed to be the cool girl. If I broke up with you, you should be crying, but you're not. You're so calm, as if nothing ever happened. Does your heart hurt too?"
"Stop drinking. You posted our story online. Have you ever considered my feelings?"
"Why should I consider your feelings? Who are you?"
"Do you know what I like most about you? It's that you keep so many things to yourself and never say them out loud. But I'm different. I like to express myself, so I hurt your feelings. But I didn't get the marriage certificate for a special reason. My mom said that as long as I keep dragging it out, you'll marry me automatically when you're older. Then, we can save a lot of money on the betrothal gifts."
"I've already said it, I don't want a betrothal gift, I just want you as a person, I don't want anything else, do you believe me?"
"I know how you feel about me, but I still can't stand the fact that you have to ask netizens to judge everything. Look at my phone, how many text messages I receive every day, all of them are insults."
"It's very simple. Isn't it much better now? I've researched and made the strategist simple and magical. Once I give them this, their love life will be like a fairy tale..."
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