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Su Xiaotang is a secondary son of the Minister of Revenue. From childhood, he climbed trees to get bird nests and fished in rivers, acting like a wild monkey. The eunuch in charge of him gave up trying to catch him, his old legs worn out, and reported him to his primary father. The primary father saw that he was tall and strong, not at all like a boy, and immediately punished him by forbidding him from eating dinner. Su Xiaotang was so hungry that stars danced before his eyes, leaving him with no energy to tinker with his little contraptions.
Conversely, his legitimate elder brother was delicate since childhood, with skin as white as snow and a fragile, graceful demeanor. Everywhere he went, wind chimes jingled, and a sweet fragrance wafted. He spoke softly, acted with grace and propriety, and had thoroughly studied "The Book of Men" and "The Teachings for Men," making him a model of noble young men in the capital.
By comparison, the contrast was even more stark, and Su Xiaotang became even less favored by his mother. However, he didn't care, still pouring all his attention into his collection of junk. He happily imagined that if his mother and primary father finally got tired of him and kicked him out of the mansion, he could open a food stall with his savings from living frugally. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
Unexpectedly, fate had other plans. A imperial decree arrived at the Su residence, betrothing his legitimate elder brother to the Emperor's second son, Prince Rui, who was known as the "Cold-faced Yama." Rumor had it that she killed without batting an eye and suffered from extreme mysophobia, bathing four or five times a day. She once kicked away a dancing boy who tried to embrace her, claiming his face powder had dirtied her sleeve.
How could the delicate and pampered Su Yiyi endure such hardship? She immediately cried and threw a tantrum with her mother-father, absolutely refusing to marry Prince Rui. Thus, Su Xiaotang, as a substitute bridegroom, was meticulously dressed up and placed into the sedan chair.
The red candles glowed warmly. After the consummation, Prince Rui, pitying him for having not eaten a grain of rice all day, ordered food to be served. However, instead of delicacies, a bowl of lumpy, dark, steaming matter was presented, smelling as foul as swill. Yuan Mingjin frowned: "What is this?" Su Xiaotang blinked in her arms: "It's stinky tofu. I specifically taught the cook to make it. Your Highness, please try it, it's delicious." Yuan Mingjin: "..." Can she still return it now?
◆ Audience Advisory: ① 1V1 HE, female non-virgin, male virgin. It's normal for a female lead who is a prince to have had concubines and temporary partners. ② Normal physiological structure, not GB, no childbirth. ③ The title is inspired by the TV series "Mistakenly on the Bridal Sedan Chair, Married to the Right Husband," deliberately swapping "On" and "Mistakenly." ④ Friendly communication, courtesy for you and me. Reject all unfriendly behavior, such as writing guidance, personal attacks, or making assumptions about the plot just from the synopsis. Respect is mutual, thank you. Note: Synopsis written on August 25, 2025, archived. --------------------------------------------------- ◆ Pre-order 《The Immortal Master Is So Cute (Female Dominance)》 ◆ Unromantic and hardworking female lead × Ruthless and pampered male lead
As the junior sister of the Myriad Sword Sect, Wei Sheng Yi has been troubled lately. It's not for any other reason than that her senior brothers, who used to practice swordsmanship diligently from dawn till dusk and forget to eat, suddenly changed their ways one day. They stopped leaving their rooms, started adorning themselves with makeup, wearing bright colors, and chanting as if possessed, "Cute, cute..." Her senior sisters were too busy with sect affairs. If this continued, no one would play with her anymore.
After much investigation, Wei Sheng Yi discovered that Shen Xiang, a favorite of the imperial family and currently the Chancellor, had recently married the Emperor's most beloved youngest imperial son. The two souls were united. The imperial son, after pining for many years, finally had his wish granted. Overjoyed, he wrote an immortal masterpiece based on their love story: "The Domineering Chancellor Loves Me Fiercely: Where Can My Cute Husband Escape?"
The trend in Congdu set the trend for the entire Tianyuan. For a time, all the men in Tianyuan were studying what "cute" meant, why it was "cute," and how to be "cute." What exactly is this "cuteness"? Is it that important? Could it make her senior brothers abandon the swords they always regarded as their wives and kept close at all times?
Wei Sheng Yi, who started wielding a sword at age three and was now obsessed with secret weapons and mechanisms, couldn't understand. She went to find her senior brothers. Though they usually chanted so enthusiastically, when asked, they all stammered and couldn't give a clear answer. She went to find her senior sisters. Upon hearing the word "cute," they all wore helpless expressions, unanimously telling her to focus on the right path. Women have great talent in swordsmanship; they shouldn't follow the men, spending their days pondering trivial matters and wasting their precious time. As long as the sword is practiced well, there will be no shortage of cute husbands.
But she really wanted to understand what was going on! She heard that the youngest son of the Sun family, the richest man in the city, was known for his delicate cuteness, so Wei Sheng Yi went to see him... Su Jue was born from the illicit union of the Governor of Cang Prefecture and a wandering doctor. He was bullied in the mansion since childhood. His appearance improved only after he grew up. However, with his naturally fiery red hair and green eyes, he was still regarded as an anomaly and confined daily by his mother, forbidden from going out. He would look up at the towering Crabapple tree in the courtyard, his gaze meticulously tracing the branches reaching outwards, imagining the scenery beyond the high walls, day after day.
Until one ordinary noon, something unusual appeared on that tree... Su Jue originally thought he was just using Wei Sheng Yi's soft heart, treating her as a stepping stone to escape his arranged marriage and the Su mansion. But why, seeing her nuzzle against her senior brother's palm, bicker with her childhood friend, walk side-by-side with her nemesis, and save the real Young Master Sun during a monster tide, could he not help but feel jealous and resentful, wishing he could replace them? She was his wife, how could anyone else stand beside her?
He heard that she fell off a cliff during a battle with demons and has been missing ever since. His heart was shaken, and he stumbled after her—he no longer wanted freedom. Since he had already married her, even if it meant going to hell, he would accompany her on this arduous journey.