The Demon Lord Ming Huan patiently received a little monster for the first time, right next to Simon's flower bed.
The little monster is a mouse spirit who particularly worships the Demon Lord. His favorite movie is "Tom and Jerry". Legend has it that he came from the American continent because he admired the reputation of the Demon Lord. He is a foreign monster.
But this little monster never dreamed that the Demon Lord's true form was actually a black cat.
"Demon... Demon... Lord Demon..." The mouse monster was stuttering, and it was unclear whether he was excited to meet Lord Demon or scared by the cat.
"Tell me! What's the difference between the computer monster's soul land?!" Ming Huan casually showed his white claws.
Then the rat demon told Balabala about all his ancestors for eighteen generations.
"Please spare me, sir. I became a spirit in 1949, in the computer room at the University of California. Computers are machines, not living things, and therefore lack souls. But they have one terrifying thing: a tiny space that can hold an enormous amount of data. I think the Light Blue you mentioned, who claimed to own a 500-terabyte hard drive, is probably what you're searching for!"
"What does a 500-terabyte hard drive even mean? Oh my goodness... Lord Demon... that could hold the entire text of your 'Encyclopedia of Cultivation,' along with all the ancient and modern secrets of cultivation, both Chinese and foreign. Even if you multiplied it a hundred thousand times, it would still only take up this tiny bit... yes, this tiny bit!"
The mouse monster gestured with the tip of his little finger.
Ming Huan was lost in thought.
After a thousand years of seclusion, it seems the world has changed! A computer geek who has only been alive for 20 years is actually... so perverted!
"I want to learn about the latest human society! And... computers!"
The rat monster quickly led the way. It took Ming Huan and ran to the bottom of an Internet cafe and said respectfully, "Master Demon, please come upstairs!"
Ming Huan nodded, and a gloomy shadow covered the corner. A moment later, a child about seven or eight years old wearing a black shirt, with his hands in his pockets and a gloomy face, walked towards the Internet cafe.
No one saw the kid in black except the damn electronic greeter at the door.
"Welcome!!" said the electronic doll happily.
Ye Ming raised an eyebrow at the small decoration hanging on the door: "It seems that I really need to...update my knowledge of the human world."
In the Internet cafe, the kid in black played on the computer for the first time, logged into the most popular game, and began another journey of killing people and stealing treasures.
In the headphones, the exciting voice of the cat echoed in the ears of the little boy in black.
“First blood!”
"Double kill!"
…
"penta kills!"
Ming Huan slapped his computer desk, his blood boiling with excitement. "Five kills in a row! I'm already a god! Ah, this is so addictive!"
At the same time, Simon faced the first challenge in his career as a psychologist - after Li Honghong reunited with her computer, she decided to give her computer to Simon to thank him!
Qianlan was very happy. After seeing Li Honghong off, she said to Simon cheerfully, "Doctor, I'll follow you from now on!"
Simon refused: "No! I can't take you in. You're my patient. We shouldn't have dual or even multiple relationships. It's unethical! And it's not good for your mental health."
The young doctor tried to convince the computer geek who was 500 terabytes knowledgeable with a serious face.
Light Blue spoke calmly, "My problem is a hardware virus. Technically, it's called a psychological disorder caused by a physical illness. Last week, I checked for viruses and my physical problems were resolved. This week, I saw Li Honghong, and my psychological problems were also resolved. I'm no longer your patient."
Simon said: "It's not appropriate for us to live together. Doctors and patients should not mix together."
Light Blue calmly quoted from classics: "Jung slept with his female patients! Rogers also had sex with his female mentally ill patients! The infamous Watson even conducted sex research with his female assistant; wait, I'm not gay, we won't have sex."
Simon said, "What the Master does is none of my business! I would never do that!"
Light blue eyes blinked, and then a string of even more terrifying technical terms popped out: "Absolutely not? Absolute prohibition is an immature superego that has regressed to childhood! It possesses a power as strong as sexual desire. Doctor, what exactly happened to you?"
So Simon looked helplessly at the computer geek in front of him who had taken a shower, changed clothes, and was still staying in his consulting room with a plaid quilt in his arms.
"Principles...my principles, my professional ethics as a psychiatrist..." Simon said weakly.
The computer monster's final blow: "A person with a mature superego can allow themselves to make mistakes occasionally. As for professional ethics... the Mental Health Law does not have any professional ethics regulations for counseling monsters."
Simon was completely defeated. He was indeed no match for this computer geek who was 500T well-educated and had read all the psychology books.
The doctor, who seldom smoked, lit a cigarette weakly.
"I actually have a computer, it just broke down so I sent it in for repair... I can't abandon my computer..." Simon tried to appeal to his emotions and reason with him, using the computer monster's own complex to convince him.
The computer monster looked frail, but his fighting power was amazing. "It's useless! After your treatment and the catharsis therapy just now, this common psychological problem has been resolved. I don't mind anyone replacing their computer. After all...electronic products are updated very quickly."
Simon was completely speechless. He held it in for a long time before finally uttering, "Are you...wasting electricity?"
The computer geek said seriously, "I use solar energy. When I have nothing to do, I will go out and bask in the sun."
"Will it automatically back up?"
"I can also automatically help organize patient information."
“No salary!”
The computer monster became sad, and at this moment, Simon's phone rang.
Simon clicked on it and found it was an unfamiliar number. He pressed the answer button, and then a voice came from the other end: "Hello, is this Simon? Your son bought a lot of the latest brand computers from me, and he asked you to come over to pay the bill."
Simon simply said, "I'm sorry I'm not married yet, how can I have a son!"
Just hung up the phone.
"Today's scammers are so despicable, with absolutely no careful thinking or logic," said Qianlan. "With a smart computer like mine, I don't even need to answer. I use big data technology to filter out harassing calls."
Simon was finally moved and held out his hand.
Qianlan happily pulled the mouse out of her purse and stuffed it into Simon's hand as a ceremony of recognition of ownership - hold the mouse!
"This damn Xuefu 500T!" Simon thought silently in his heart, I actually took in this computer like this.
The next second, Qianlan happily placed his toothbrush, toothbrush, and face towel in the doctor's bathroom, then turned into a tablet computer, jumped into Simon's pocket, and went out with him for a midnight snack.
"Master, I just searched your bank records...it doesn't look good!" Qianlan happily took over everything from the new master, including the bank account and password.
Simon ate while asking, "Why is it so bad? Don't worry, although I don't have much money, I still have some savings, so I won't starve to death for a while."
Light Blue said, "No! Master, you were already destitute twenty minutes ago!"
Simon was startled and took out the light blue and put it on the table of the snack stall.
Simon's bank account number and card payment records were displayed on the tablet screen.
A long list of purchase records of various electronic products, just one hour ago!
However, the most terrifying thing is that the number of bank accounts now only drops to double digits!!!
A double-digit number messy in the wind.
"What happened?!" Simon felt he needed urgent psychological intervention. He remembered that over an hour ago, someone seemed to have called him and said that his son had been using a lot of electronic products.
"This must be a scam!" Qianlan said very experiencedly, "Master, I've already called the police for you. Based on my experience, the scammer may be caught, but I don't think you'll get your money back."
Simon's head immediately turned into a mess. The wontons in front of him lay quietly in the bowl, emitting hot air and fragrance, but they could not attract Simon.
The young psychiatrist, whose bank account had just been emptied, just stared blankly ahead.
On the street ahead, a child in black clothes was running happily with a bunch of electronic products in his arms.
Behind the child, six shadows were cast because of the illumination from multiple street lamps.
Simon felt a pang of heartache.
"Master, don't be sad..." Light Blue comforted Simon, "I've reset the highest level of security password for your bank account! From now on, you won't have to worry about your bank account being stolen. But... you'll have to work harder to make money."
When Simon returned home, Qianlan had already thoughtfully arranged the next patient for him.
Qianlan is worthy of being an artificial intelligence computer with 500 T. He posted on the monster forum and found an ideal patient for Simon at the moment through big data search.
A mermaid from the depths of the sea who has cultivated into a spirit and calls himself Mr. Sea.
Light Blue encouraged Simon, saying, "Master, don't be discouraged. Mermaids are very wealthy. You can charge a higher fee for your medical services. The stolen money will be recouped quickly!"
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