When Ming Huan came in with the packaged wontons in his mouth, Simon didn't notice it at all.
Simon is educating the computer geek.
"Qianlan, when you post ads and assign patients from now on, please refrain from assigning patients with problems you know a psychologist can't solve, okay?"
Light Blue whimpered and argued, "Master, I didn't! I've already screened the patients."
Simon took out his tablet and scrolled down to the post.
Just now, Master Zibai was here, so it was difficult for him to carry out the training of internal employees. Now that there are no outsiders, he starts to settle the scores.
"As a highly educated AI, you should know how to refuse requests like 'I want to date this psychiatrist,' 'I'm entering Taoism today and planning to ascend tomorrow,' or 'I'm begging the doctor for some spirit stones.'"
Light Blue still covered her face and sobbed bitterly: "Oh, Doctor, you don't love your work anymore. You are completely different from us robots. I don't love you anymore!"
Simon said, "Thank you, I'm only human."
Qianlan covered her face with her hands and sobbed, then ran out holding the keyboard and replied to those little demons again, popularizing various psychological knowledge. By the way, she said that her doctor's fees were very expensive, and if those little demons who couldn't even afford to eat wanted to gain enlightenment, it would be more realistic for them to study the "Vajra Sutra".
Simon turned off the lights, closed the door, ended his work for the day, and went home to sleep.
When he came to the living room, he found a bowl of steaming wontons on the table. The wontons had thin skin and lots of fillings, sprinkled with chopped green onions, and a few drops of sesame oil floating on the soup, which made him very hungry.
Simon sat down without hesitation and scooped up some wontons with his spoon. As he ate, he thought: Light Blue, that computer geek, is a man who can correct his mistakes and even bought me some wontons. So… I should get him a better monitor tomorrow. After all—I made a lot of money this week.
At this moment, Simon's cat was squatting beside the wontons, looking down at his pet while he was eating.
The pets eat happily and comfortably, and as their owners, I feel a great sense of accomplishment!
Look, look, these are the wontons that Lord Demon personally made for you!
At the feet of the black cat, six shadows had already surveyed the surroundings and reported quietly, "Your Majesty, it seems that Master Zibai was here just now!"
"Meow~?" the little black cat meowed and jumped out of the window.
Simon just watched his cat with such remarkable jumping ability.
The table was almost two meters away from the window, and the cat just jumped over like that?!
Ming Huan stood on the windowsill and sniffed the night sky.
Although a cat's sense of smell isn't as sharp as a dog's, it's naturally superior. And what's more, it's been practicing for years.
So Ming Huan quietly sneaked into the place where Zibai Zhenren had just stayed, and by the way found Qianlan who was working hard to reply to the post.
"Qianlan, what happened just now?" Ming Huan transformed into an adult, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy in black clothes, sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed.
Light Blue turned around and cried out in surprise: "You! You! You! The cat demon grows so fast!"
Ming Huan frowned. After his cultivation had recovered a bit, his six senses had sharpened considerably. Furthermore, the murderous aura he exuded was even stronger, frightening the computer monster to the point of not daring to speak properly.
"What happened? I'm not interested in asking a second time!" Ming Huan said.
So Qianlan started to tell him everything about the caveman.
Ming Huan touched his chin. His chin was a little round, a typical cat chin.
The Demon Lord never expected that True Man Zibai was actually doing worse than him!
At least I found a pet thanks to my cute original form.
As a result, Master Zibai had fallen to the point where he could only wear a grass skirt and be a beggar!
"He wants to ascend? He wants to attain enlightenment? Haha!" Ming Huan chuckled.
The Demon Lord is here, and he actually wants to take away his pet doctor?
Ming Huan disappeared with a whoosh, leaving behind only a blue screen with a light blue face.
"Why can't my advanced electronic eyes track this cat demon?" Light Blue pondered silently, "It must be my face that was smashed by Master Zibai. This is a work-related injury! I want reimbursement!"
On the street, Master Zibai pulled at his grass skirt.
Autumn nights are actually a bit chilly. Cultivators who have practiced the Iron Shirt for Cold and Heat don't care about the weather. But... wasn't his magic power completely dissipated by the Demon Lord's attack?
It’s so cold…Zibai Zhenren held his wooden stick in his arms and hid in a street corner shivering.
There is a tattered iron bowl on the street corner. The reason why Master Zibai is still alive these days is all thanks to this tattered iron bowl on the street corner.
bite!
A coin fell into the bowl. Zibai Zhenren quickly picked up the coin, blew on it, and carefully placed it in his arms. He thanked the kind-hearted person passing by: "Thank you, thank you. May you have a peaceful life and soon achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven."
Soon, another couple passed by the corner.
The young man was very kind. He took out his wallet, counted out a ten-dollar bill, and was about to give it to the beggar when he was stopped by the girl.
The girl looked Master Zibai up and down and said, "Look at this guy. He has arms and legs, and he's covered in muscles. He's so strong, but he doesn't support himself. Instead, he comes begging. It's really too much! Don't give him money!"
So, under the watchful eyes of Master Zibai, the young man stuffed the money back into his wallet and walked away!
True Man Zibai was filled with regret as he silently looked at the wooden stick in his arms.
Although this wooden stick looks unremarkable, it still has a little bit of spiritual power. At least its defense value is good and it cannot be broken no matter how hard you hit it.
However, at this moment, a black shadow fell in front of Master Zibai.
True Man Zibai looked up and saw a young man in black, looking down at him coldly.
"Hey!" the young man in black greeted.
"Ha!" Master Zibai ran away without saying a word.
When the two met, they were evenly matched, so they fought fiercely.
But now, Ming Huan has already absorbed two golden spirit stones, and because Zibai Zhenren has become a beggar, his cultivation has not improved at all, and he is no match for the Demon Lord at all. If he doesn't run away now, when will he run away?
So the two began to chase each other on the street, and soon, Master Zibai was caught up by Ming Huan.
The young man in black stretched out his hand, and the poor grass skirt from the Cave Period turned to ashes.
"What the hell are you trying to do!!!" Zibai Zhenren covered his private parts and shouted in anger, "If you have the guts, help me ascend to heaven and prove my Dao. We'll fight again in the Heaven Realm!"
The young man in black snorted coldly: "Don't go to Simon anymore!"
"Why!" As an ancient cultivator, how could Master Zibai be threatened by the Demon Lord?
However, before he could finish his words, there was a snap and the wooden stick in Zibai Zhenren's arms was broken by Ming Huan.
Ming Huan threw the broken stick in front of Master Zibai and said calmly, "If you dare to go there again, this will be the outcome! This is... the price you pay for daring to assault the computer monster!"
After saying that, Ming Huan turned and left.
He really wanted to kill Master Zibai and put an end to years of grudges.
However, the Demon Lord's pride prevented him from killing the Purple White Master. More importantly, when Ming Huan thought of Simon, he was delighted by the sight of him eating wontons.
The Demon Lord who is in a good mood is not really a big devil.
The big devil hummed a song and left happily.
Zibai Zhenren, who was naked and even deprived of his last wooden stick, looked at the night sky in despair.
"Oh God! Are you really not going to give me a way to live?!" True Man Zibai roared to the sky.
Behind Master Zibai, the neon lights of the nightclub were flickering, making the sign of the nightclub look extremely ambiguous in the night.
"Hey, this naked young man running!" A middle-aged woman stood behind Master Zibai, looking up and down at the desperate young beggar.
The other person's back is perfect, with a tight waist, a perky butt, and strong and powerful thighs.
Especially when the other person turned his head, although his face was a little dirty, his handsome appearance and sharp eyes were particularly captivating.
"What's the matter?!" Master Zibai was in a bad mood.
"Are you looking for a job? Our nightclub is in need of people like you." The middle-aged woman stepped forward, took Master Zibai's arm, and handed him a business card.
There are four words written on the business card - Pure Love Club.
Master Zibai didn't struggle much and followed the middle-aged woman into the club.
The club was filled with young and handsome men like him, which made Master Zibai secretly amazed.
He really didn't know that there was a place in this world where so many good-looking men gathered.
The Pure Love Club opened the eyes of Zibai Zhenren, a caveman.
However, in another corner of the city, a monster stood in front of a mirror. His body was broken and his black nails were very long. At this moment, he was holding a brush with his nails and drawing something with great concentration.
In front of him was a piece of human skin. The skin looked very delicate and shiny, like that of a living person.
The monster painted and painted seriously. Finally, he put down the pen in his hand, hugged his arms in front of his chest, tilted his head and carefully admired the human skin painted in front of him, then nodded with satisfaction.
After a moment, the human skin slowly floated in the air, and the monster drilled into the human skin.
A pretty and lovely woman appeared in the mirror.
The woman looked at her reflection in the mirror, her lips slightly curled up, but her eyes were filled with confusion and doubt. She looked at herself in the mirror and said to herself: "I have been practicing for so many years, why...it still doesn't work?"
On the table behind the woman was a computer. The screen flashed with the most popular post from the Demon Realm forum: "Are you depressed? Are you anxious? Do you feel like your spiritual practice is hindered? Simon Monster Psychology Clinic, be your caring advisor on your path to ascension!"
The next day, Qianlan went to replace her display screen with the latest one.
It was very expensive, and Simon's wallet, which had just bulged, immediately deflated.
So, the issue of making money was once again put on the agenda.
"Master, master!" Qianlan knew very well how expensive it would be to upgrade herself, so she actively urged Simon to work.
"There's a patient here who wrote a provocative letter saying that he only loves himself and will never ascend to heaven to attain enlightenment. Let me show you how he is." The patients that Qianlan recommended to Simon were all richer than the other.
It is said that this patient comes from a European aristocratic family and owns several castles in Western Europe!
Simon didn't pay much attention to Qianlan's recommendation because he had just received another more valuable invitation letter.
It was sent from a domestic psychology summit forum.
This forum is held every four years and lasts for three days. It brings together major experts in the field of psychotherapy in China, who will have in-depth academic exchanges at this forum.
Moreover, it is said that the most exciting part will be the "Swordsman Contest on Mount Huashan".
For one patient, psychologists from different schools take turns to see who is the most effective and capable of solving the problem.
Although this link has been criticized by many people in the industry, some people even wrote long Weibo posts to publicly oppose it, saying that such practice harms patients.
But the people are not afraid of high stages when watching a show, and the people in the psychological circle have a boring life and need a change of pace. Therefore, this "Swordsman Contest on Mount Huashan" segment has been retained and has become the biggest attraction.
Of course, some patients were made worse by this process; of course, there were also some who were not affected at all, and after defeating more than a dozen psychologists from different schools, they still believed that they were the Demon Lord.
"So? Master, you're going to this summit forum?" Qianlan said in a distressed tone. "Three days? Do you know how much the airfare and hotel fees are going to cost in three days? And also, how many customers can you receive in three days, and how much money can you make? You won't make a penny going to this forum!"
Simon nodded: "Yes, I will go!"
Of course I'm going. Broadening my horizons and connecting with colleagues is part of the reason. More importantly, a junior schoolmate I had a crush on back in school is also going!
This invitation letter was sent to me by my junior sister!
Light Blue, heartbroken about the psychiatrist being in the courtship phase, tries to talk Simon down.
"Master, what will happen to your cat when you're gone? Do you know how much your cat has been picking at his mouth lately?" That cat demon is also a big spender! If it weren't for the fact that the cat demon eats dried fish, deep-sea salmon, and geoducks all day, maybe he could get a better monitor! A top-notch one with foldable 3D imaging!
However, a little black cat seemed insignificant compared to the little junior sister whom he hadn't seen for three years.
Simon says: Call the pet boarding company and ask them to board him for three days! Hei won't mind.
Light blue nodded helplessly.
He wrote back to the wealthy and self-loving patient, telling him that the doctor was going to attend a summit forum and would not be accepting patients for the time being.
I called the pet company again and signed a foster care contract.
Finally, when the people from the pet company arrived with a cage - the cat was gone!
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